hello, chittr! i awaken once again. i’m certain yoU will all appreciate my presence after another period of my brothers irritating existence.
on that, at least, we can agree! still. i have received…a certain piece of advice sUggesting his death date is better to be postponed rather than hastened, for my own interests. yoUr assistance, on the hand, is both Unwanted and Unneeded.
YOU FAIL TO REALIZE TO THAT HIS EXISTENCE. AND PATHETIC, SNIVELING WAYS. PISS ME OFF, SEVERELY. AND THERE FORE, HE MUST DIE. THE EARLIER, THE BETTER.
oh i’m actUally qUite sUre i Understand it perfectly well! it’s jUst that the priorities of any version of my brother are kept secUrely at the very bottom of my own list. somehow being even loUder and crUder doesn’t exempt yoU from that rUle, lUv. ^u^
HOO HOO HOO. AND YET. THERE YOU ARE. HAVING YET FAILED TO PREDOMINATE. LET ALONE GOD TIER. AND HERE I AM. HAVING DONE BOTH.
oh, no, dear. i can assUre yoU efforts were well Underway to write my brother oUt of my story ! as i said, only recent advice hailing from someone with first hand experience has stayed that demise. any delay is merely by my choice, and proves to fUrther my own designs.
HOO HOO HOO. THEN I WOULD BE STRIKING TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE. IF I WERE TO KILL YOUR BROTHER NOW.
oh, no, i am so frightened. sUch terror has descended Upon me. look, even my middle claw is shaking tu_~

