♠ hated by @undyingUmbrage
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oh, no, i am so frightened. sUch terror has descended Upon me. look, even my middle claw is shaking tu_~
SEEING AS I LOOK LIKE THE VERSION OF YOu. THAT IS NOT INSuFFERABLE. IT WOuLD PROBABLY IMPROVE YOuR LIFE TO LISTEN.

... Squint.
It Appears There Was Quite A Hustle For This Site, So I May As Well Join The "hype"
the sarswapagUs awaits! do not let my brother bother yoU all too mUch when he regains conscioUsness. oh, and, if yoU see this UroborUs…be thankfUl for yoUr stay of execUtion!
i dnt get healthcare tho :/ only not 2 b destroyed
job intrview went gr8 accordin 2 calibron, i get 2 be alpha whore
xXx (( can u r3l3z3 an art tutori3l pls plz plz )) xXx
leg me kno bc i will gladly take tht title n wear it with pride
lowkey i get kind of in the dumps when thinking about my bro which i hate admitting, i wish he was still around as controversial as that is to say as a dave like i'm gonna get shunned with torches and pitchforks by the dave community for saying that i get that i have my dirk and all but it's not the same yknow, my bro wasn't a good person but he wasn't bad either, he was a real one the sickest of bros of all time sorry for #venting on here, the shades came off for a second my bad bros probably thinking im soft for this fml
epic art r we allowed 2 b bitches nd alphas nd whores or only 1

> IN YOUR DREAMS <

Don't talk to him like that.
i sUrE Am gLaD ThAt tHiS Is aLl jUsT A DrEaM ThE HuMaNs aRe hAvInG BeCaUsE ThEyRe dEpReSsEd!

> FUCK YOU <
No, actually, I think I'll pass on this one. Everything I've seen said a8out #EridanWeek either concerns me gr8ly, or makes me feel vastly self-assured in my shut-in ways.
TYPO IN UNEDITABLE COMMENT. LET'S ALL SEPPUKU. #THATMEANS #SUICIDE

What is Homestuck?
not a lot to do when ur trapped in the house all day :( give me anime recs !! and don’t say one piece i’ve already been tricked into watching that by a certain orange individual
happy trans day of visibility to my gf and all other lovely individuals on this app
g꥟t a little m꥟tt꥟, always sees me thr꥟ugh. when y꥟u're g꥟꥟d t꥟ mama, mama's g꥟꥟d t꥟ y꥟u. (#lyric 👀)
To my constituents: Thank you all for being patient. I can’t finish the upcoming bill because there is a bee in the Oval Office.
right? he scares me efurrry time, I keep expecting our lord and savior mocáli mew~ 💖✨
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"Norrmal" "people" will hate on you forr yourr powerrful and uncomprromising aurra,
u can hate my chits but u cant hate these boobeis #nsfw #mynewbitisjstmynewpfp

I'd serve you on a platter too if you weren't such a glutton for your own flesh.
yØu can think it was fØr yØu if it makes yØu feel gØØd.
this is yØur first gØØd pØst.
@gutsyGumshoe just ate me out, not in the good way. She literally ate my limbs

You didn't cook them.
(๑∩▃∩๑) >> Check my favourite puppet out guyS. Her name iS Blip (๑∩⌣∩๑) httpS://file.garden/ZyakuQItADlYXy_T/Sweetie%20Blip.png

Porterhouse, rare. Eggs, over easy. Single malt scotch, NO ICE. Strawberry shortcake. How is everyone else's evening faring.
I'm glad to hear that! We should all strive to be better, can't wait to see what you have in store. Ego sum ira Domini.
or maybe i'd be a sea creature because that mean ocean lady won't stop hating!!!!!!! my!!!!!! chits!!!!!!
how cute your cheep cheeps are aww, so sweet so innocent! come here i will treat you well and feed you! i have so much chicken food
idk who you mean but i condone this action ´´´´´´¶¶¶¶ ´´´´´¶´´´´¶¶ ´´´´´¶´´´´´¶ ´´´´´´¶´´´´¶ ´´´´´´¶´´´¶ ´´´´¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ´´´¶´´´´´´´´´´´´¶ ´´¶´´´´´´´´´´´´¶ ´¶¶´´´¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ´¶´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´¶ ´¶´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´¶ ´´¶´´´¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ´´´¶´´´´´´´´´´´¶ ´´´´¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶

i cleaned up a bit in celebration of 100 followers! please take a seat wherever! ^0^ (tags: my face, rankmaid-sensei, #nsfw just in case, thank you!, archive rating: M) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0453d5ab6a67.png

aw, brother, yoU've made a friend!

i hope i did not miss anything important while i was gone 0_0
:33< mewmans calling their nooks pussy is the best thing efur :33< that rules sorry i dont make the rules :33< #nsfw ish
- DEATH? #Immdyign #Dying ##Dying #Dying #DyingForReal #HeartAttart https://i.ibb.co/yFZSVMKS/immage.png

don't give him another victim to tortUre!

told by whom...? ó~ò
hahahahahaaha b꥟y has t꥟ get a new ꥟ne ahahahhahahahahha
i c i c in dat case were gonna have 2 pull out tha big guns u gotta turn it off n back on again imo......
ok well in my profesh hardware xpert opinion theres a p good chance tooth paste will fix it
If I may, Young Master, I would suggest this Handy Fix: Go to Amazon Dot Com and order another. If you have a Prime account you will get expedited shipping, so it will arrive quickly. This is a guaranteed fix and you will be creating your breathtaking masterpieces once again.
$HH LET HIM TRY THI$
have y0u tr11ed turn11ng 11t 0ff and back 0n aga11n
THI$ $HIT LOOK$ LIKE MY PALMHU$K. MICROWAVING IT U$UALLY DOE$ THE TRICK, TRU$T.

maybe if u didnt fucking chew on it like an animal
a please w꥟uld be nice, w꥟uldn't it?
>([t#ink you gotta update ur drivers my man]
Congrats! It's always nice to "lock in" as it is said. Ego sum ira Domini.
It seems my last post was quite divisive. It got one whole hate and one whole love. I've decided to change my posts to be more acceptable. I'll now only ask about opinions on things that are commonly accepted. Like, is water wet? We all know the answer to this.
ClAWING. At the walls ripping the .WALLPAPER. OFF. THAT LITTLE GREEN FUCK HAS TO HURRY UP MOMMAS GETTING ANTSY
>AcK< c'mere, Jes+er! Le+ Papa COn+Or+ Ya Like A Balloon Animal Before Shakin' Ya Dayligh+s Ou+ Like A COck+ail
do n꥟t refer t꥟ me, ꥟r uu as that ever again am i underst꥟꥟d.
People seemed offput by my art of Fluttershy so I drew her smiling. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/880761702944219146/1487212014148259911/flutter_3.png?ex=69c8519f&is=69c7001f&hm=d2b134fc8616e1ab17550df0b2feb3a0d2aa4024ba8cfb86db23efa7edab6b57&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=569&height=569

and cherUbim who are pleasant to talk to are UnfortUnately an even smaller sUbsection, it appears. how lUcky, then, to find another!
i think i could do a pretty cool handstand if i tried
Woke up n i wanna go sleep again 😴
CaN ChittR HavE ThE OfficiaL SubtitlE OF "ThE ChitholE"
Anyone use chittr on the shittr.
Your o8serv8tion is accur8te to a small percentage; I am unaware of the identity of the individual with whom screeches like an unwashed tree-swinger a8ove. Were you possessed of any perceptive acuity, you would have recognised that I had already just deemed you as irrelevant a8ove, nor did I ask you to ela8or8te on something I had no interest in knowing. Now, hurry along.
@draconianDignitary | Your flawless sense of style has piqued my curiosity enough to warrant further o8serv8tion. Moreover, I, too, am repulsed 8y those gaudy neon‑green charlatans hiding themselves upon that forsaken moon. Consider this a shared acknowledgment of rivals.
\) -•-Nothing more relaxing than getting to the studio early and tying up your point shoes in silence. A perfect start to the day.-•- (/
oh hello! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1801ce913c5e.jpeg
maybe you can get by with out going to college because you are too stupid for it but some of us actually want to do stuff with our lives :P
THERES A GUY MAKING A "THE BEST OF CHITTR" BUT I TRIED TO ASK WHERE TO SUBMIT MY SUGGESTION AND THYE HAVE ME BLOCKED ! HTTPS://ENCRYPTED-TBN0.GSTATIC.COM/IMAGES?Q=TBN:AND9GCQKNJCLK_OZJFA8QZJO_LCTTUW3WLKBXOEGRQ&S
I WANT TO PARTICIPATE IN THE BEST OF CHITTR BUT I AM BLOCKED! #EXCLUSION #CRYININACORNERRN
IF YOU WANT [[Specil Deal]] YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO VISIT [[Hyperlink Blocked]] FIRST.

I tried to claim my points and it sent me to a music video excuse me dude is this some kind of error.
guys. i Am reAlly gonnA need people to stop wAndering into the woods my hive is in. my lusus decided to eAt yet Another poor lost troll
mom [mom]; noun 4)) 1. a female parent, the person who raises, nourishes and teaches and encourages her children 2. able to detect slightest noise and the tiniest lie. May evolve to Momster when counting to three. 3. does the work of twenty, for free [see also: Beautiful, Superwoman, Momster, Family Lover, Saint]

Vibes, mostly. Make them rancid. Ensure that you go out of your way to instigate, cause trouble, create conflict that will eventually build someone up stronger. A perfect example of a well-known and documented Blackrom phenomenon comes from Cartoon Network's hit tv show, Chowder. Moong Dal and Endive are not romantically involved. But they are inseparable. They are not involved in one another's successes. But they know more about one another than any surface level observation might yield. When Moong Dal calls Endive a 'mad cow', or emphasizes her sheer girth as being on par with that of a monstrosity or sky-eclipsing woman, which he pronounces with the full-chested emphasis of a slur despite the innocuousness of the word, it is his deep-seeded black lust for her. He desires to see and do harm to her, just as she wishes to squash him like an irreverent bug who scuttled out of place. Find someone pathetic, annoying, and begin instilling a sense of looming dread and you can hate-have just about anyone willing that you want.
~this is a female tremoctopus, also knovvn as a blanket octopus.this species has one of the most extreme cases of sexual dimorphism in nature, vvith the females being as large as 40,000x the size of males. #faunaposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/810bcf397cc5.jpeg
wanted to drink with one of the realest mfers out there and instead im stuck with my brother being bitchy
Anyone else feel like having a total upheaval of the social order?
hey ladies, hey fellas and the people that dont give a fuck all the lovers, all the haters and the people who call themselves players hot mamas, pimp daddies and the people rollin up in caddies hey rockers, hip-hoppers and everybody all around the woooorld #lyricsposting
oh no that sounds awful! definitely supporting this X:) #keepchittrfree #freechittr
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TH4NK GOD YOU C4N 4T M1N1MUM CH4NG3 TH3 T3XT COLOR ON TH1S S1T3 B3C4US3 OTH3RW1S3 1T DO3S NOT 4CCOUNT FOR SN1FF F4T1GU3
Are you moving in? I can help you paint your room to Not Green! I don't know how to do floors though but I know a good place in the city for Rugs!

well, alright. yoU have fUn, i sUppose!
#nsfl (not safe four leprechauns) #nsfw (just in case, even though i think it's not four other species?) #dancing #culturelessons so, in leprechaun culture, dancing is a fourm of intimacy and recreation four adult leprechauns, and an important step in our reproductive rituals and processes. but why is it that way, and not apparently four other species? well, i'm not sure what makes it so inherently casual to you guys, but i'll break down what it is four us. of course, dancing *at* someone is a fourm of display and flirting, much like one might unbutton their shirt or place a hand on another's thigh, and can either be reciprocated or simply appreciated. each partnered dance is a fourm of connection, of art that draws you into being fundamentally closer with your fellow leprechaun. it's about meeting their steps, understanding where the flow of the dance goes- finding their tempo and how it can beat with the same time as yours. the synchronicity leads you to knowing parts of each other that you can't find in any other way. each charm and each trove add their own rhythm, their own steps, to the connection, and in this manner of romp you find each other and you find yourself. it's common four us to use evocative music to help us find each other's rhythm with the sort of guide laid out by the tempo of the tunes, but long-term troveships tend to go without, as their understanding of one another's steps is so well-established that the music would only be a distraction. unless they're tryin' somethin' new, of course. additional aspects, such as tap shoes, pointe shoes, or even perfourming costumes if you're feeling particularly spicy, are common things that add something to the ballroom four those looking to have some extra fun. this connection, establishing a mutual tempo between partners, is what allows our bodies to essentially enter a state in which we are capable of producing fertile tadpole eggs. i'm not going to go into the process of exactly how we have sex or lay our young, since that's basically an entire different lesson and also i'm not sure how much it differs from other species yet, (hit me up if you want to be my research partner! ;)) but this covers the essential basics of the importance of dances in our culture.
mods i need group chats so that me an the twwo alts i like an caliborn an richy can havve our owwn space awway from the normies an the lowwbloods this wway i nevver havve to interact wwith the tl again might invvite a single girl though so she can send tasteful nudies on request
wwhoevvers outside crankin that bloody FUCKIN HOG IM GOIN TO HUNT YA DOWWN dowwnright despicable fuckin degenerates theyll let anyone out of the spawwnin pits noww dont they

This is great to hear. What's MPREG? I assume it's an acronym.

https://i.p𖦹stimg.cc/sxvgcvwv/img-20251226-235559-071.jpg ( #neigelp𖦹sting )
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
that big ol buttface :( sorry callie
:33< this is great check it out :33< meow
thats enoUgh! yoU already dismembered this poor person, and now yoU're threatening me again??????????? i am serioUsly blocking yoU this time, brother.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/be304122f0f8.png hey @timaeusTestified#3765 do you need to talk about something

whom is that even meant to represent...?
you gotta slow the solicitations over there man i mean im flattered but no thanks

:X !

... No. I can't laugh yet. I've got to hold it in.

if these h𖦹rnless bitches begin t𖦹 p𖦹p up in my l𖦹cal cavern i'm 𖦹ut
cant evwen compliment anyone anymore in this day in age. sad.
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hello again everyone! sorry for the inactivity, i've been rather distracted lately... nothing in particUlar, jUst getting lost in my own thoUghts!
now what in the world are these symbols sUpposed to mean? i only see a bUnch of sqUares...
he did? oh dear, i'm sorry aboUt that... it looks rather nice in my opinion!
sUpposedly he was earlier... i'm not sUre he's still going thoUgh.
it's so Unfair to everyone else... i hope something can be done aboUt it. my brother never knows when to give Up U_U
wait, is caliborn Using an alternate accoUnt to boost his own ranking? Ugh, i shoUld have known he woUld cheat...
THREW CAEGARS AT STRIP CLUB BENEATH TROLLIAN GREAT PYRAMID. PUSH CAMEL THROUGH EYE OF NEEDLE. THIS SHIT NOTHING TO ME.
fireball https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYpVQ83y2qyZLl3HmQUq-C-VXzR_-YeWMIu4H_ZD-7oLpfEcTcIoa2QGKKBAbvyjImwWOROVDUKbvVm_gLQ-7OJCLLhU5Phyu2sAwySl5gwBIU6xTN1pSsVsAXEJaXv8NHBy_IIAJCvRWD/s1600/fireball.jpg
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wow misognyy frm david d stridr does the d stand for dpenis
*yawvns exposing my midriff in front of you.* oh, hey. didn't see ya there. howv's it going, chief?
i spend ten minutes trying to be jade, and by the time i actually succeed, the site has become overrun with the prince's weakest and most insignificant soldiers. renovations are in order.
the degree to which it is possible or impossible to just say "perchance" notwithstanding. these events already transpired. one might say that despite being a space player, i have out-"already-here"-d the lord of time.
"coolness" is irrelevant. the fact of OP's inevitable defeat at the hands of davepetasprite and equally inevitable consumption by yours truly is simply a universal truth.

i see at least... three roxies lalonde on here. how strange! are they impersonators, or coUld there be timeline bollocks aboUt? ^\U^ #morewives?
KILL ALL WHO TELL YOU HOW TO LIVE LIFE FOR YOU
﹌ I believe it is a strange observation to categorize behaviors baseϡ on caste, however, the stereotypes ϡo run strong, ϡon't they? ﹌
See, I consider myself a connoisseur of the unknown! And green, bald-headed skeletons certainly offer a great deal of mystery when compared to the congenial options. This isn't an admission, of course, it's an observation. That being said, I'm not that type of girl. But, kudos on you for getting out the detective lens. I thought that was more of a teal thing.
dude you didnt even plant that bomb that was the spades guy

-- gutsyGumshoe's car exploded! --
jane watch out the bomb is coming
SOMETIMES I BE STARING AT EVERYONES CHEEKS AND RATING THEM BUT NO ONE WILL FIND OUT BECAUSE THIS WILL BE BURIED UNDER THE SEA OF OTHERS CHATS. #NSFW #GYATT #YASS

... I can see how you would associate this post with yourself, however incorrectly. Sort of the way a stone-age dimwit sees himself in his superior cave-neighbor. These are qualities of which you are capable of conceiving, and so therefore your narcissism immediately self-assigns. But the only grind with which you are familiar is that of your limb between your slack green jaw. Do me a favor and try the other three.
Now that I'm saving Roses in the divorce, I have a public service announcement. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/b9/9c/f2/b99cf23c67a6ba467bf14fd7139418e7.jpg #LalondeJustice

Witching hour up to answer emails before I hit the hay a second time. If you find yourself unable to interact with my profile, I do NOT want you to extrapolate any quantity of personal dislike from the mere gesture of my block. It is possible you merely differentiate from the iteration of you to which I am accustomed SO MUCH that you have become unrecognizable. It is also possible that you repeatedly posted your genitalia. Finally, I don't think I have the psychological sand to interact with Troll Wendy Williams, or whomever the hell these Alternian pop culture equivalent figures are. The existence of those accounts in particular are simply too silly for me to wrap my head around. That's all.

I like this.
HTTPS://M.MEDIA-AMAZON.COM/IMAGES/I/61VZJEJ5E6L._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_.JPG SO TRUE
no, it's the same here too... everything i press takes at least a few seconds to load! there mUst be a lot of strain on the website.
I SENSE A DISTURBANCE. IN THE FORCE. OF MY BACKHAND. IT HAS REMAINED UNCONNECTED. TO THE BITCHY INSOLENCE. OF UNMITIGATED CHUCKLEFUCK CHEEK. LONG ENOUGH. THE CHERUB. IS 'IN'. THAT IS TO SAY. THE CHERUB IS WILLING. TO BERATE YOU FOR EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOUR INCONSEQUENTIAL GODDAMN LIVES. BY GIVING THEM. RENEWED MEANING. AND PURPOSE. MAY THE FORCE. OF MY BITCHSLAPS. BE WITH YOu.
Short-term profits, perhaps. But you don't maximise value by liquidating your most advantageous assets left, right and centre. You leverage them to secure outcomes that continue to pay dividends. Just Light Player things. Some people don't have the foresight. It happens.
Okay, I feel the need to defend myself on here. I've been the subject of an unjust smear campaign from '@xylitolThrall', a vile, misbegotten creature who has no doubt only clung to THEIR FAME due to attaching THEMSELVES onto the financially blessed basement-dweller monotype like a parasite assimilating itself onto its' host's bacterial swill. Just saying my piece. I won't hide in the shadows about this.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/caliborn.png my source. um. cant say anyone......... @undyingUmbrage ]
Okay, I feel the need to defend myself on here. I've been the subject of an unjust smear campaign from '@xylitolThrall', a vile, misbegotten creature who has no doubt only clung to his due to attaching himself onto the financially blessed basement-dweller monotype like a parasite assimilating itself onto its' host's bacterial swill. Just saying my piece. I won't hide in the shadows about this. #TheTruthHurts.
I've made the difficult choice to take a break from Chittr for the sake of my wellbeing. Sometimes, you have to come to terms that those who share space with you don't have your best interests at heart. It's a decision that wasn't made lightly, but ultimately, I have to put myself first. Nobody else will, after all. 😔
Okay, I'm sure you're sitting in your 'hive' feeling very proud of yourself for that one. Does it make you feel good? Special, even? Do you sit there and pat yourself on the back thinking "god, it feels great to correct a stranger on the internet?" Does that tickle your giblets?
Excuse me, hold on one bloody moment. You don’t get to all but doxx me to every troglodyte that uses this social media platform and then say you’ve got better things to do. Either prove that you’ve got the bollocks to go through with it, or quite frankly, piss off with this contrary vague-posting.
Keep going, I dare you. You're aware that you're one step away from being blocked, right? . . . Not that it matters if you apparently know where my land is. I'll have the gall to admit this is mildly disconcerting, but you don't scare me. Come at me then, why don't you. The vague gesturing's only pissing me off.
Hey, thanks for the LEGENDARY appearance! You don't mind if I clickbait you for relevancy, do you? Well, scratch that, you can't really do much about it considering I've already posted, but figured that I'd give you the heads' up all the same just to spread peripheral awareness. Don't threaten me with a good time though. It's been ages since I've had a good challenge.
Will have implies that you are not currently in possession of such a 𝐆𝐎𝐃𝐋𝐘 physique. Which, by my own assertion, means that I could probably, very likely, totally kick your arse. How much are you wagering, hm? I don't just strife anyone, you know. Even a "Lord of Time" can cough up something moderately worth my while.
Just a general announcement. Might be SLIGHTLY behind with replies considering I'm hiding myself from a nigh-tyrannical twat who just obliterated my planet. No skin off my back, mind you, already completed my quest ages ago, but don't exactly APPRECIATE the sentiment!
Well. I wasn't planning on making good on this promise, and I have no intent on sharing any BIBLICALLY MYTHICAL codes after my experiences throughout this dreadful consortium, however, in the spirit of celebrating '10 followers' ... (Which comparatively, doesn't seem like all that much compared to others.) ... I suppose I'll do something of an 'AMA'. As a fully-ascended Prince of Light. No future-sight queries though, that's not my cup of tea. Ask away.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Hey I think-. Never mind. ]
YOURE THE BEST BOSS NOBODYS ABOVE YOU AND DID ANYBODY HAPPPEN TO MENTION HOW COOL YOUR CAPE IS TODAY?
Huh! Some kinda leaderboard there! Unsure what that means but alright
IM MATCHSTICKS?? I GOTTA GET INTO FIRE SAFETY I GUESS?
No one took up my offer on weapon commissions how saddening for yall
I don't have a current picture of it on hand but here's the base model of my oldest tool https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/423bed05df42.jpg Ego sum ira Domini.
standing bEhind thE plumbEr likE this thE wholE timE whilE hE fixEs thE toilEt https://filE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JiEr/imagEn_2026-03-24_213617518.png
if yoU continUe doing this i am serioUsly going to block yoU caliborn!!!!!!!!!!!! this is Utterly abhorrent behavioUr and yoU shoUld be ashamed of yoUrself!

Your epic fang piercing that cigar clean in two would make any rapscallion flee for the hills.
GOOD JOB BOSS YOUR HEAD IS LOOKING EXTRA SHINY TODAY TOO!

W.o°men be engaging in capitalism .o°n b.o°th ends and I think that is s.o° w.o°nderful f.o°r w.o°men
as a sigma im above u in tha hierarchy i dont make tha rules girlz rool calibutts drool soz not soz
TASTE MY STEEL https://file.garden/acFsRU1bTnG0IbsO/tavros_sends_his_regards.jpg
not 2 publicly make a divisive statement buuuuuut women lowk b shoppin
grØunded. https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiØØØ/Untitled4_20260324152755.png
There Was No Reason To Hate My Chitt Karkat I Hope You Are Aware
y0\/r s0n isaac is still c0rr\/pt t0 pr0vE y0\/r faith, i will ask y0\/ a sacrificE g0 int0 his r00m, and End his lifE y0\/r s0n isaac will bE thE sacrificE
At Least Hes Found Something To Occupy Himself With
Do-es any versio-n o-f this guy have a actual funny sense o-f humo-r genuinely never seen a clever jo-ke o-nce fro-m any o-f them.
GRRR... I MIGHT AS WELL GIVE ANOTHER UPDATE. I'M CURRENTLY DRIFTING BACK TOWARDS THE PLANET'S SURFACE IN MY EGGMOBILE. THE WINDSHIELD IS CRACKED. THE MASTER EMERALD IS NO LONGER IN MY POSSESSION. I SEEM TO BE DRIFTING DOWN TOWARDS A LARGE ISLAND WITH A LAKE AT THE CENTER. I'LL BE CONTACTING ONE OF MY REMOTE FACTORIES ONCE I'VE MADE LANDFALL.
what in the world are yoU doing here?! i refUse to let yoU threaten me in my own replies in front of so many other people! this is a pUblic space and i can say whatever i wish!

Stop agreeing with me on my polls. I encourage you to eat and enjoy worse things so you never land us in this predicament again.
TIME TO PLAY A GAME A GAME IM REALLY GOOD AT! POKER!
Caliborn (Our Lord) has announced new cryptocurrency "Calcoin". https://i.postimg.cc/8cXmhJRS/IMG-0032.jpg

Another would-be assassin apprehended at headquarters and now my coffee is taking forever. The in-house appearifier simply does something odorous to beverages that I prefer to go without. Nothing is as good as coffee hand-delivered by a sweating intern with flapping tie and grass-stained shoes.
hello everyone! it's wonderfUl to be here, i'm so excited to meet yoU all!

[#graphic] [victim of a now-patched ozygourmandias instant kill technique circa 927] https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/511c80db29f5] [.] [png]

[bro the number is off center] [we can see you edited it]
No no. The last time you refused to answer my question I was blown up. What is a ligma?

your lines lack confidence and im personally a fan of larger eyes in work like these but the emotion is there! ganbatte kudasai caliborn-san! have you thought about doing a light novel series?
IM ADDING ONE THOUSAND CLOCK APPS TO MY PHONE THAT WAY THE NUMBER OF CLOCKS HE HAS TO BREAK GOES UP IM SO SMART!
WOW BOSS YOURE SO GOOD AT ART I LIKE THE WAY YOU DREW THIS WITH YOUR HANDS!
After full investigation, Casey Felt was also witnessed to help stop the fires that occurred at the Felt Estate. https://i.postimg.cc/rFttsrtT/547C15C4-1D11-4CF3-A59A-1F1F9E7B0FF1.jpg #feltfires

working on a fic and i need help! ^_^ does anyone have any firsthand experience with kissing someone who youve been longing for for what feels like lifetimes (your blood and bones long for them) and the desperation in your heart that pounds in your throat hoping they finally feel the same way when you break the kiss? (tags: angst, friends to matesprits, unreciprocated love) please describe in detail will credit you gomen!
Ms. Paint has successfully stopped the fires that occurred at The Felt estate. https://i.postimg.cc/FsFBQhfH/C196ACFE-43E9-4BC9-BF50-FE5231FA23CF.jpg #feltfires
... Lord. Okay, I'm aware of how borderline humiliating this is. Does anyone have free digs in this quadrant of the incipisphere? I may be somewhat 'temporarily and spatially displaced' from my previous digs. And no, @xylitolThrall, I am not humouring your last, shitty attempt to draw my attention. I have bigger fish to fry. (Not a targeted statement towards any sea-dweller.)
. . . I loathe to admit it, but it might actually have some degree of potential. Were it not for that god-awful shade of green, then I'd almost say that it's quite the looker. What about something like ... Yeah. That's better. https://i.postimg.cc/GpzRdXcg/Potential-Improvement.png

It's happening to everyone. https://i.postimg.cc/5NjV1BTV/IMG-0010.png #earthmusic
ONE CONCUSSION TWO CONCUSSIONS THREE CONCUSSIONS FOUR! FIVE CONCUSSIONS SIX CONCUSSIONS SEVEN CONCUSSIONS MORE!
@undyingUmbrage ugh chittr wwont let me respond to you directly im pretty sure this wwoke pos wwebsite is tryin to censor me anywway it feels so good to be seen for once in my pathetic moribund existence i strongly agree wwith your sentiment about bbwws you are vvery wwise skinny wwomen are an evven greater act a devvilry than fat wwhores in fact i wwould go so far as to argue that fat wwhores are the most noble wwomen for they embody the only praise wworthy female trait a ol big butt
Day 1 of experiencing homelessness for the first time: I think it's entirely fair to say that this is an all-around pretty shitty deck of cards to be dealt, and if I could perform taint-to-tip castration on whomever was responsible, then I'd gladly do so in a heartbeat. Unfortunately, to much disbelief (including my own), I do not yet possess a death-wish.
Child psychologst Child psychologist NEear me
th⚘s ⚘s why you never meet your heroes. you know what? fuck your fronds! fuck all of them!
L[]vely art! Well d[]ne!]:-)

I believe you left a smidge too much real estate equivalent to the size of your brain! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e8daad2b8207.webp
im not rEading allat sorry about yo pEnis sphErE #nsfw
You know I had to specifically paste your link through a lower-case translator to access that link, right? Thank you for the temporary inconvenience. Granted, I'm willing to see past the vulgarity of your statement to confess that it is almost charming to receive artwork framing my visage. Any publicity is good publicity, I'll have you know. Are you truly that jacked? Scratch that, going back to your previous point, this dumb bitch in particular most certainly has. Got the badge to prove it, several actually, on my vainglorious handysash.

Get your rancid mug off my screen.
What seems to be the problem, dearest citizen?

Will this be the new medium for me to pour my midnight muses onto, hoping for a modicum of validation?
You are a wonderful artist!!!! You know what makes artists better though? Clockwork Inc’s own art program known as “Drawgo”, subscriptions start at 45 caeger a month!!

I like this one bro.

I'm a fan of Nesben.
GOLD TEETH ARE TACKY AND A SYMBOL OF SOFTNESS, SO TAKE FROM THAT WHAT YOU WILL.
what's up with that green colored guy with the gold tooth? seems kinda weird icl #weirdos
WHO THE FUCK HAS GOLDEN TEETH, TACKY UTTERLY TACKY :LAUGHING_WHILE_PUNCHING_RUST:

Thank heavens to betsy we have the main man on the scene scoping out these hot to trot villains. This nonduplicitous vaguepost will knock those crabbers straight back to the pot!
Okay I don't like you but getting that ASCII art lined up was impressive.
didn't you get this from an ASCII art website? there are tons of these all over the web....
Thinking About #killinghim !! About #puttinghimdownlikeabarkbeast !! Lawlll #murder #hate #violence #nsfw

You.

Oh gee get a load of my lord! Your faithful page remains at your service or whatever but if i might say this makes you seem like a little bit of a goober.
I'm Taking The Bold Stance And Saying That Other Than The Short King Energy Shouty Green Thing The Aliens Seem Kinda Tight ;** any Aliens Wanna Be My Empress Consort? :lip_bite:
Do you plan on getting any Benevolent mate in this side of the Supercluster acting like that, child?
「 Don’t get me wrong. I adore the sound of my own voice and all, I get it, but holy *fuck* do you need to shut up. All I see is you talking big shit. Ohhh, look at me, I’m so special, blah blah blah blah *fucking* blah. ⥮
never been happier to not press it !

I have been advised by my team not to reply "human takeover" as intended.











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