โ hated by @undyingUmbrage
It's your love for me that keeps me going.
No I Dont Think I Will
oh, no, i am so frightened. sUch terror has descended Upon me. look, even my middle claw is shaking tu_~
SEEING AS I LOOK LIKE THE VERSION OF YOu. THAT IS NOT INSuFFERABLE. IT WOuLD PROBABLY IMPROVE YOuR LIFE TO LISTEN.
Do not forget @caliBorn.
... Squint.
It Appears There Was Quite A Hustle For This Site, So I May As Well Join The "hype"
I KICKED THE GUY WHO KEPT THROWING MELONS AT MY WINDOW'S ASS. WHY THE FUCK WAS HE THROWING MELONS AT MY WINDOW ANYWAY.
the sarswapagUs awaits! do not let my brother bother yoU all too mUch when he regains conscioUsness. oh, and, if yoU see this UroborUsโฆbe thankfUl for yoUr stay of execUtion!
i dnt get healthcare tho :/ only not 2 b destroyed
job intrview went gr8 accordin 2 calibron, i get 2 be alpha whore
xXx (( can u r3l3z3 an art tutori3l pls plz plz )) xXx
leg me kno bc i will gladly take tht title n wear it with pride
I HAVE CREATED AN IMPROMPTU TREBUCHET OUT OF BOREDOM BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO. RECCOMEND THINGS I SHOULD FLING OUT OF IT.
lowkey i get kind of in the dumps when thinking about my bro which i hate admitting, i wish he was still around as controversial as that is to say as a dave like i'm gonna get shunned with torches and pitchforks by the dave community for saying that i get that i have my dirk and all but it's not the same yknow, my bro wasn't a good person but he wasn't bad either, he was a real one the sickest of bros of all time sorry for #venting on here, the shades came off for a second my bad bros probably thinking im soft for this fml
epic art r we allowed 2 b bitches nd alphas nd whores or only 1
you're just restating your previous point.
Do you likยฃ, nยฃยฃd a job? Clยฃmti & co planยฃtary dยฃvยฃlopmยฃnt is likยฃ SO hiring! Unpaid intยฃrns.<3
> IN YOUR DREAMS <
Don't talk to him like that.
everyone tell her happy birthday please!
fuck you mean no
i sUrE Am gLaD ThAt tHiS Is aLl jUsT A DrEaM ThE HuMaNs aRe hAvInG BeCaUsE ThEyRe dEpReSsEd!
just burped
I go to zleep now. Goodnight Chitt people https://file.garden/acSEE28XdjJpG1Nj/Anizzy_ChickOnesie.png
> FUCK YOU <
no felt member deserves pity or mercy. that includes the handmaid.
No, actually, I think I'll pass on this one. Everything I've seen said a8out #EridanWeek either concerns me gr8ly, or makes me feel vastly self-assured in my shut-in ways.
TYPO IN UNEDITABLE COMMENT. LET'S ALL SEPPUKU. #THATMEANS #SUICIDE
rechitt. ๊ฅnly w๊ฅrthwhile thing y๊ฅuโve ever p๊ฅsted.
What is Homestuck?
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not a lot to do when ur trapped in the house all day :( give me anime recs !! and donโt say one piece iโve already been tricked into watching that by a certain orange individual
happy trans day of visibility to my gf and all other lovely individuals on this app
g๊ฅt a little m๊ฅtt๊ฅ, always sees me thr๊ฅugh. when y๊ฅu're g๊ฅ๊ฅd t๊ฅ mama, mama's g๊ฅ๊ฅd t๊ฅ y๊ฅu. (#lyric ๐)
#calibornenglishisajoblesstoddler get it trending.
To my constituents: Thank you all for being patient. I canโt finish the upcoming bill because there is a bee in the Oval Office.
right? he scares me efurrry time, I keep expecting our lord and savior mocรกli mew~ ๐โจ
#the
Fuck.
whY is this pinned?
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"Norrmal" "people" will hate on you forr yourr powerrful and uncomprromising aurra,
why the fuck was I out of character
nice work
hello.
theyre gonna think me and other me r <3<ing each other hard fuckin core at this rate UGHHH *eyeroll*
u can hate my chits but u cant hate these boobeis #nsfw #mynewbitisjstmynewpfp
I'd serve you on a platter too if you weren't such a glutton for your own flesh.
Yeah you tell em mini boss!
he's 13 i think
you're like, fucking five or something.
@gutsyGumshoe just ate me out, not in the good way. She literally ate my limbs
You didn't cook them.
OUUU DOES A LITTLE JIG
(เนโฉโโฉเน) >> Check my favourite puppet out guyS. Her name iS Blip (เนโฉโฃโฉเน) httpS://file.garden/ZyakuQItADlYXy_T/Sweetie%20Blip.png
Porterhouse, rare. Eggs, over easy. Single malt scotch, NO ICE. Strawberry shortcake. How is everyone else's evening faring.
I'm glad to hear that! We should all strive to be better, can't wait to see what you have in store. Ego sum ira Domini.
or maybe i'd be a sea creature because that mean ocean lady won't stop hating!!!!!!! my!!!!!! chits!!!!!!
how cute your cheep cheeps are aww, so sweet so innocent! come here i will treat you well and feed you! i have so much chicken food
Good morning, everyone. Are you early 8irds or l8te sleepers?
thank you eggs
idk who you mean but i condone this action ยดยดยดยดยดยดยถยถยถยถ ยดยดยดยดยดยถยดยดยดยดยถยถ ยดยดยดยดยดยถยดยดยดยดยดยถ ยดยดยดยดยดยดยถยดยดยดยดยถ ยดยดยดยดยดยดยถยดยดยดยถ ยดยดยดยดยถยถยถยถยถยถยถยถยถยถยถยถ ยดยดยดยถยดยดยดยดยดยดยดยดยดยดยดยดยถ ยดยดยถยดยดยดยดยดยดยดยดยดยดยดยดยถ ยดยถยถยดยดยดยถยถยถยถยถยถยถยถยถยถยถ ยดยถยดยดยดยดยดยดยดยดยดยดยดยดยดยดยดยถ ยดยถยดยดยดยดยดยดยดยดยดยดยดยดยดยดยดยถ ยดยดยถยดยดยดยถยถยถยถยถยถยถยถยถยถยถ ยดยดยดยถยดยดยดยดยดยดยดยดยดยดยดยถ ยดยดยดยดยถยถยถยถยถยถยถยถยถยถยถ
i cleaned up a bit in celebration of 100 followers! please take a seat wherever! ^0^ (tags: my face, rankmaid-sensei, #nsfw just in case, thank you!, archive rating: M) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0453d5ab6a67.png
aw, brother, yoU've made a friend!
i hope i did not miss anything important while i was gone 0_0
:33< mewmans calling their nooks pussy is the best thing efur :33< that rules sorry i dont make the rules :33< #nsfw ish
DARN. Ugh I likยฃ, rยฃspยฃct that.
you are mad because you don't have any macaroni and cheese.
just had some macaroni and cheese. hashtag my cheese.
Do you likยฃ, takยฃ rยฃquยฃsts wait actually likยฃ.
- DEATH? #Immdyign #Dying ##Dying #Dying #DyingForReal #HeartAttart https://i.ibb.co/yFZSVMKS/immage.png
That thing likยฃ DOยฃS NOT work pยฃrfยฃctly finยฃ. OMFG.
Change of plans. If #RUMBLECOIN outperforms #EridanCoin by the time of tonight's airing, my cohost and I will put aside our differences and tagteam @caligulasAquarium in front of our audience of millions. Let's get this fish spitroasted.
don't give him another victim to tortUre!
Likยฃ, OMG. How arยฃ you likยฃ, drawing on this.
told by whom...? รณ~รฒ
yOu MoThEr FuCkInG tElL eM, nEpHeW. :o)
hahahahahaaha b๊ฅy has t๊ฅ get a new ๊ฅne ahahahhahahahahha
i c i c in dat case were gonna have 2 pull out tha big guns u gotta turn it off n back on again imo......
She means applying toothpaste to the tablet, not brushing your teeth.
I'm starting to think whore is your favorite word.
ok well in my profesh hardware xpert opinion theres a p good chance tooth paste will fix it
You won't be able to make it start again anytime soon, buddy.
THEY'RE LYING TO YOU I $WEAR IT WORK$
This thread is exceptionally funny to watch.
If I may, Young Master, I would suggest this Handy Fix: Go to Amazon Dot Com and order another. If you have a Prime account you will get expedited shipping, so it will arrive quickly. This is a guaranteed fix and you will be creating your breathtaking masterpieces once again.
$HH LET HIM TRY THI$
If you likยฃ, hit it you'rยฃ gonna totally likยฃ nยฃยฃd a scrยฃยฃn rยฃpair dudยฃ. It likยฃ, won't work othยฃrwisยฃ :P
have y0u tr11ed turn11ng 11t 0ff and back 0n aga11n
THI$ $HIT LOOK$ LIKE MY PALMHU$K. MICROWAVING IT U$UALLY DOE$ THE TRICK, TRU$T.
maybe if u didnt fucking chew on it like an animal
a please w๊ฅuld be nice, w๊ฅuldn't it?
>([t#ink you gotta update ur drivers my man]
Did you likยฃ, hit it???
Congrats! It's always nice to "lock in" as it is said. Ego sum ira Domini.
It seems my last post was quite divisive. It got one whole hate and one whole love. I've decided to change my posts to be more acceptable. I'll now only ask about opinions on things that are commonly accepted. Like, is water wet? We all know the answer to this.
ClAWING. At the walls ripping the .WALLPAPER. OFF. THAT LITTLE GREEN FUCK HAS TO HURRY UP MOMMAS GETTING ANTSY
well like honestlyyyy yea if were being so honest i DID actually chit this shit specifically 2 piss u off........ and oh looky here... #SUM1sSENSITIVE
no dickass im literally roxy
>AcK< c'mere, Jes+er! Le+ Papa COn+Or+ Ya Like A Balloon Animal Before Shakin' Ya Dayligh+s Ou+ Like A COck+ail
do n๊ฅt refer t๊ฅ me, ๊ฅr uu as that ever again am i underst๊ฅ๊ฅd.
People seemed offput by my art of Fluttershy so I drew her smiling. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/880761702944219146/1487212014148259911/flutter_3.png?ex=69c8519f&is=69c7001f&hm=d2b134fc8616e1ab17550df0b2feb3a0d2aa4024ba8cfb86db23efa7edab6b57&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=569&height=569
and cherUbim who are pleasant to talk to are UnfortUnately an even smaller sUbsection, it appears. how lUcky, then, to find another!
wis)( i could b c)(ewin gum wit)(out it gettin all in my c)(ompers. teet)( jus slice rite t)(roug)( it 3B-/..
o my god the roxy situation is crazy rn
well yea bc im not TALKING 2 u
i think i could do a pretty cool handstand if i tried
MOM???? MOM????????? WHAT
Cub, I think you may be delusional in this instance
it's friday!
Woke up n i wanna go sleep again ๐ด
good evvenin feckless peons
God, you're zo fucking lame.
CaN ChittR HavE ThE OfficiaL SubtitlE OF "ThE ChitholE"
I was acquainted with a lawyer once, until I 8ecame the architect of her demise. How amusing.
Anyone use chittr on the shittr.
Your o8serv8tion is accur8te to a small percentage; I am unaware of the identity of the individual with whom screeches like an unwashed tree-swinger a8ove. Were you possessed of any perceptive acuity, you would have recognised that I had already just deemed you as irrelevant a8ove, nor did I ask you to ela8or8te on something I had no interest in knowing. Now, hurry along.
If I am 8itch, why then are you the one who loudly 8arks? Address me once you have gathered a single strand of hair upon your crown of head; at present you are naught 8ut a 8are skeleton, and such skeletal remains 8elong in the graveyard of irrelevance.
@draconianDignitary | Your flawless sense of style has piqued my curiosity enough to warrant further o8serv8tion. Moreover, I, too, am repulsed 8y those gaudy neonโgreen charlatans hiding themselves upon that forsaken moon. Consider this a shared acknowledgment of rivals.
\) -โข-Nothing more relaxing than getting to the studio early and tying up your point shoes in silence. A perfect start to the day.-โข- (/
Do you zneexe? I am curiouz
oh hello! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1801ce913c5e.jpeg
sonic
sometimes i do feel like i missed my chance to be a proper parent but what was i gonna do, throuple up with roxy and calliope? marry a civilian?? blehh.
maybe you can get by with out going to college because you are too stupid for it but some of us actually want to do stuff with our lives :P
i never actually th0ught this day w0uld c0me.
ouh dear
THERES A GUY MAKING A "THE BEST OF CHITTR" BUT I TRIED TO ASK WHERE TO SUBMIT MY SUGGESTION AND THYE HAVE ME BLOCKED ! HTTPS://ENCRYPTED-TBN0.GSTATIC.COM/IMAGES?Q=TBN:AND9GCQKNJCLK_OZJFA8QZJO_LCTTUW3WLKBXOEGRQ&S
I WANT TO PARTICIPATE IN THE BEST OF CHITTR BUT I AM BLOCKED! #EXCLUSION #CRYININACORNERRN
wait shit
IF YOU WANT [[Specil Deal]] YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO VISIT [[Hyperlink Blocked]] FIRST.
I tried to claim my points and it sent me to a music video excuse me dude is this some kind of error.
Hey! That's me!
ill tell u after i do urs LOL
guys. i Am reAlly gonnA need people to stop wAndering into the woods my hive is in. my lusus decided to eAt yet Another poor lost troll
HOLYSHITHOWDOYOUGUYSFUNCTIONWHILERIDINGTHEPUFFDRAGONICANTEVENSEESTRAIGHTLETALONEOMSJKDLFJSLKHFK:sjdklf
Do you zneexe?
its ok.... itll get easier :(
mom [mom]; noun 4)) 1. a female parent, the person who raises, nourishes and teaches and encourages her children 2. able to detect slightest noise and the tiniest lie. May evolve to Momster when counting to three. 3. does the work of twenty, for free [see also: Beautiful, Superwoman, Momster, Family Lover, Saint]
Vibes, mostly. Make them rancid. Ensure that you go out of your way to instigate, cause trouble, create conflict that will eventually build someone up stronger. A perfect example of a well-known and documented Blackrom phenomenon comes from Cartoon Network's hit tv show, Chowder. Moong Dal and Endive are not romantically involved. But they are inseparable. They are not involved in one another's successes. But they know more about one another than any surface level observation might yield. When Moong Dal calls Endive a 'mad cow', or emphasizes her sheer girth as being on par with that of a monstrosity or sky-eclipsing woman, which he pronounces with the full-chested emphasis of a slur despite the innocuousness of the word, it is his deep-seeded black lust for her. He desires to see and do harm to her, just as she wishes to squash him like an irreverent bug who scuttled out of place. Find someone pathetic, annoying, and begin instilling a sense of looming dread and you can hate-have just about anyone willing that you want.
~this is a female tremoctopus, also knovvn as a blanket octopus.this species has one of the most extreme cases of sexual dimorphism in nature, vvith the females being as large as 40,000x the size of males. #faunaposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/810bcf397cc5.jpeg
part of me wanted to make an "i miss my wife" post ages ago but apparently a whole significant subset of my alts are legitimately divorced so it feels bad to joke about it now.
wanted to drink with one of the realest mfers out there and instead im stuck with my brother being bitchy
Anyone else feel like having a total upheaval of the social order?
hey ladies, hey fellas and the people that dont give a fuck all the lovers, all the haters and the people who call themselves players hot mamas, pimp daddies and the people rollin up in caddies hey rockers, hip-hoppers and everybody all around the woooorld #lyricsposting
oh no that sounds awful! definitely supporting this X:) #keepchittrfree #freechittr
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@grok is this true
Can't hardly blame a girl for doing what needs to be done.
Sometimes the chips aren't in our favour. It's a gambit, just like anything else. Hoping this one pays out.
I expressed to you that I'd need time to grow on it! Besides, don't really want to steal your thunder, do I? Sometimes, contrast IS key, you know!
Sick of my men's PDA and talk of d*ncing on my timeline.
TH4NK GOD YOU C4N 4T M1N1MUM CH4NG3 TH3 T3XT COLOR ON TH1S S1T3 B3C4US3 OTH3RW1S3 1T DO3S NOT 4CCOUNT FOR SN1FF F4T1GU3
amazing as always boss!
Considering my only other option is my own residential parking-spot of sweet, blissful nonexistence, it certainly looks like it. Anything other than green would be delightful.
Are you moving in? I can help you paint your room to Not Green! I don't know how to do floors though but I know a good place in the city for Rugs!
P.S. That isn't an open invitation to call me a 'bitch' or a 'wench' or god knows what. Next person who tries is getting thoroughly immolated with the full, concentrated power of the sun.
thanks for the followw felloww brocel
well, alright. yoU have fUn, i sUppose!
I'm likยฃ. Blown away! WOW. OMG. WOW.
#nsfl (not safe four leprechauns) #nsfw (just in case, even though i think it's not four other species?) #dancing #culturelessons so, in leprechaun culture, dancing is a fourm of intimacy and recreation four adult leprechauns, and an important step in our reproductive rituals and processes. but why is it that way, and not apparently four other species? well, i'm not sure what makes it so inherently casual to you guys, but i'll break down what it is four us. of course, dancing *at* someone is a fourm of display and flirting, much like one might unbutton their shirt or place a hand on another's thigh, and can either be reciprocated or simply appreciated. each partnered dance is a fourm of connection, of art that draws you into being fundamentally closer with your fellow leprechaun. it's about meeting their steps, understanding where the flow of the dance goes- finding their tempo and how it can beat with the same time as yours. the synchronicity leads you to knowing parts of each other that you can't find in any other way. each charm and each trove add their own rhythm, their own steps, to the connection, and in this manner of romp you find each other and you find yourself. it's common four us to use evocative music to help us find each other's rhythm with the sort of guide laid out by the tempo of the tunes, but long-term troveships tend to go without, as their understanding of one another's steps is so well-established that the music would only be a distraction. unless they're tryin' somethin' new, of course. additional aspects, such as tap shoes, pointe shoes, or even perfourming costumes if you're feeling particularly spicy, are common things that add something to the ballroom four those looking to have some extra fun. this connection, establishing a mutual tempo between partners, is what allows our bodies to essentially enter a state in which we are capable of producing fertile tadpole eggs. i'm not going to go into the process of exactly how we have sex or lay our young, since that's basically an entire different lesson and also i'm not sure how much it differs from other species yet, (hit me up if you want to be my research partner! ;)) but this covers the essential basics of the importance of dances in our culture.
hate your chitt but lovvin the casteist drip
mods i need group chats so that me an the twwo alts i like an caliborn an richy can havve our owwn space awway from the normies an the lowwbloods this wway i nevver havve to interact wwith the tl again might invvite a single girl though so she can send tasteful nudies on request
if you dont knoww wwhat a shoelace youre not wwise enough to interact wwith me
wwhoevvers outside crankin that bloody FUCKIN HOG IM GOIN TO HUNT YA DOWWN dowwnright despicable fuckin degenerates theyll let anyone out of the spawwnin pits noww dont they
This is great to hear. What's MPREG? I assume it's an acronym.
just copy and paste the url and it should auto-embed. depends on the site though.
https://i.p๐ฆนstimg.cc/sxvgcvwv/img-20251226-235559-071.jpg ( #neigelp๐ฆนsting )
that big ol buttface :( sorry callie
:33< this is great check it out :33< meow
thats enoUgh! yoU already dismembered this poor person, and now yoU're threatening me again??????????? i am serioUsly blocking yoU this time, brother.
We'll get back to that one later, spoilers!
Oh, you know!
Repeating 'all clout is good clout' as they drag me away to the sanatorium.
I'm certain beholding ... something???
You do not govern me. #Lesserself
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/be304122f0f8.png hey @timaeusTestified#3765 do you need to talk about something
whom is that even meant to represent...?
drroopped my dinoo nuggets oon the grroound and my soon rran frroom acrrooss the hive too goo "WOMP WOMP" at me
you gotta slow the solicitations over there man i mean im flattered but no thanks
@anthelionsAlysm ?
Hm.
:X !
... No. I can't laugh yet. I've got to hold it in.
i love to #hate
Get thiz zhit off my feed. Oh my fuck.
this sucks.
if these h๐ฆนrnless bitches begin t๐ฆน p๐ฆนp up in my l๐ฆนcal cavern i'm ๐ฆนut
cant evwen compliment anyone anymore in this day in age. sad.
god, i am so sorry people are putting you through that john!
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hello again everyone! sorry for the inactivity, i've been rather distracted lately... nothing in particUlar, jUst getting lost in my own thoUghts!
now what in the world are these symbols sUpposed to mean? i only see a bUnch of sqUares...
he did? oh dear, i'm sorry aboUt that... it looks rather nice in my opinion!
sUpposedly he was earlier... i'm not sUre he's still going thoUgh.
it's so Unfair to everyone else... i hope something can be done aboUt it. my brother never knows when to give Up U_U
wait, is caliborn Using an alternate accoUnt to boost his own ranking? Ugh, i shoUld have known he woUld cheat...
DONT T4G TH1S 1N MY R3PL13S!? G3T OUT OF H3R3 YOU FR34K!!!!!!
She's making me a #sandwich.
THREW CAEGARS AT STRIP CLUB BENEATH TROLLIAN GREAT PYRAMID. PUSH CAMEL THROUGH EYE OF NEEDLE. THIS SHIT NOTHING TO ME.
fireball https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYpVQ83y2qyZLl3HmQUq-C-VXzR_-YeWMIu4H_ZD-7oLpfEcTcIoa2QGKKBAbvyjImwWOROVDUKbvVm_gLQ-7OJCLLhU5Phyu2sAwySl5gwBIU6xTN1pSsVsAXEJaXv8NHBy_IIAJCvRWD/s1600/fireball.jpg
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wow misognyy frm david d stridr does the d stand for dpenis
*yawvns exposing my midriff in front of you.* oh, hey. didn't see ya there. howv's it going, chief?
droog stop hating my chits and talk to me like a man.
i spend ten minutes trying to be jade, and by the time i actually succeed, the site has become overrun with the prince's weakest and most insignificant soldiers. renovations are in order.
BALDDDDDD!!!!
jus breamembered bald peeps existโฆ #sad. we s)(ould krill dem so i aint gotta look at t)(ey scallop.
the degree to which it is possible or impossible to just say "perchance" notwithstanding. these events already transpired. one might say that despite being a space player, i have out-"already-here"-d the lord of time.
"coolness" is irrelevant. the fact of OP's inevitable defeat at the hands of davepetasprite and equally inevitable consumption by yours truly is simply a universal truth.
yep yep and now look at you! youre no threat like this. you cant hurt anybody! you did so many horrible things and you didnt even win!! so instead you are being an annoying troll online like a kid great job caliborn!
that must be so hard for you!
Idk I think she's pretty cool actually.
ladies, guess wvho's arrivwed! only the coolest meovwbeast around, that's wvho. if you see any inconsistencies in my, no you don't. hit me up if you're at least a 7 and vwant some lovwin from a real man in your life ;)
i see at least... three roxies lalonde on here. how strange! are they impersonators, or coUld there be timeline bollocks aboUt? ^\U^ #morewives?
KILL ALL WHO TELL YOU HOW TO LIVE LIFE FOR YOU
Ok last time I was here the website was shitting itself, what new guys? YEAH!!
From what I've gathered of them, yes. It's hard for someone who doesn't innately know much of your kind, beyond those stereotypes, to make a profound judgement. It's like saying all violets aren't just freaks ahoy, as a general example.
๏น I believe it is a strange observation to categorize behaviors baseฯก on caste, however, the stereotypes ฯกo run strong, ฯกon't they? ๏น
See, I consider myself a connoisseur of the unknown! And green, bald-headed skeletons certainly offer a great deal of mystery when compared to the congenial options. This isn't an admission, of course, it's an observation. That being said, I'm not that type of girl. But, kudos on you for getting out the detective lens. I thought that was more of a teal thing.
What? Noooo. No, see. It looks like my handle, but I've actually got quite a few impersonators on here. You know how Paradox Space gets, there's probably a billion out there, or something! Either way, I'd just ignore it.
because i'm not as special as you.
stop taking credit for my hard work. bum.
fuck it, all of your cars are getting blown up. fuck you all its the troubles all over again.
-- gutsyGumshoe's car exploded! --
you're as bad as lord junior. i don't actually want to fuck you dimwit.
SOMETIMES I BE STARING AT EVERYONES CHEEKS AND RATING THEM BUT NO ONE WILL FIND OUT BECAUSE THIS WILL BE BURIED UNDER THE SEA OF OTHERS CHATS. #NSFW #GYATT #YASS
i managed to get sleep instead of scrolling chitter / next step is finishing my next album
... I can see how you would associate this post with yourself, however incorrectly. Sort of the way a stone-age dimwit sees himself in his superior cave-neighbor. These are qualities of which you are capable of conceiving, and so therefore your narcissism immediately self-assigns. But the only grind with which you are familiar is that of your limb between your slack green jaw. Do me a favor and try the other three.
Now that I'm saving Roses in the divorce, I have a public service announcement. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/b9/9c/f2/b99cf23c67a6ba467bf14fd7139418e7.jpg #LalondeJustice
Witching hour up to answer emails before I hit the hay a second time. If you find yourself unable to interact with my profile, I do NOT want you to extrapolate any quantity of personal dislike from the mere gesture of my block. It is possible you merely differentiate from the iteration of you to which I am accustomed SO MUCH that you have become unrecognizable. It is also possible that you repeatedly posted your genitalia. Finally, I don't think I have the psychological sand to interact with Troll Wendy Williams, or whomever the hell these Alternian pop culture equivalent figures are. The existence of those accounts in particular are simply too silly for me to wrap my head around. That's all.
I like this.
HTTPS://M.MEDIA-AMAZON.COM/IMAGES/I/61VZJEJ5E6L._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_.JPG SO TRUE
no, it's the same here too... everything i press takes at least a few seconds to load! there mUst be a lot of strain on the website.
I SENSE A DISTURBANCE. IN THE FORCE. OF MY BACKHAND. IT HAS REMAINED UNCONNECTED. TO THE BITCHY INSOLENCE. OF UNMITIGATED CHUCKLEFUCK CHEEK. LONG ENOUGH. THE CHERUB. IS 'IN'. THAT IS TO SAY. THE CHERUB IS WILLING. TO BERATE YOU FOR EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOUR INCONSEQUENTIAL GODDAMN LIVES. BY GIVING THEM. RENEWED MEANING. AND PURPOSE. MAY THE FORCE. OF MY BITCHSLAPS. BE WITH YOu.
I've changed my tune entirely. The leaderboards are everything now. If you're not in top 20, I don't know if I can tolerate you in my space. Just saying. #LightPlayerSupremacy.
That too. It's a lucrative market.
Bollocks. I'd rather not compete in the Chittr Cancellation Olympics this early into the fray. Haven't even had the opportunity to shell out my MLM scheme yet. :/ #jk (just kidding.)
Gathered that. Some look more like E.T than others though. Or is that an insensitive statement to make?
I can tell by the local population's penchant for the hue. Not that this is a verbal complaint, mind you. More of an observation than anything.
Didn't think anyone would blow dust off this old relic, or is it a recycled commodity? Verdict's still out on that one. ๐ค
Over half way there! To the singular hater, know that your vitriol just aids my quest in monetisation.
You want to gamble on that one?
Short-term profits, perhaps. But you don't maximise value by liquidating your most advantageous assets left, right and centre. You leverage them to secure outcomes that continue to pay dividends. Just Light Player things. Some people don't have the foresight. It happens.
Spoilers. ;)
You know, that is a very popular assertion. Unfortunately, the statistics really are quite damning when it comes to scalability past mid-game. Do you ๐ฉ๐ง๐ช๐ก๐ฎ want to take that risk?
If your first instinct is to flip them, then you may already be out of your depth. It's a little shortsighted, don't you think?
Seconding your friend's request. Geriatric Homes, fear me.
Yuck. Threw up in my mouth a little bit. Sorry, I know that's a bit TMI on main, but I'd rather not. In any timeline. "uwu" yourself.
Oh fuck you, this is literally pity-farming on main.
I'd tell you to shove a sharp utensil in your eye, but you're already visually impaired, so it would be not entirely dissimilar to kicking a dog when it's down. Thereby, I rise above it. ๐
Christ on a bike. Pick another quirk for the love of God.
Alas, it doesn't seem to be a direct correlation between quantity and potential.
Don't know who you're referring to actually.
Someone's got to spill the tea after it was thrown in the ocean 300 years prior. It's a necessary duty, though not one that doesn't come without undue hardship.
This isn't a targeted post or anything, but don't you just hate (platonically!) when people pick a typing quirk just to appeal to a targeted audience? May as well shell your OnlyClams whilst you're at it. #JustSaying.
Sorry, I don't acknowledge chuds on main.
You know what Obama, you're so right. P.S, you really should consider reuniting the U.S with its' previous 'special relationship' in your next term.
Can we get a petition to ban the emoticon 'uwu' or 'owo'. Comment down below if you agree.
I mean I'm just saying, I don't think being a megalomaniacal oligarch should really be considered BREAK-UP material, you know?
An extremely practical answer! Kudos for taking the question directly on the chin!
That seems extraordinarily speciesist. Not a great look between you, me and the trees.
You know, I ask myself this question quite frequently, and the answer often changes dependent on my mood, but what ๐๐๐ฃ๐ช๐๐ฃ๐๐ก๐ฎ counts as a red flag these days? Opening it up to the court of public opinion.
The more, the merrier.
Some prefer theirs with some extra added sugar. It's something of a double-entendre. Though more of a pass than a faux-pas.
What's your order. Tall, dark and ... ?
Recheet if you only date PROBLEMATIC OLD men.
But I can extrapolate and make an educated guess therefore, which really is more or less the same thing, realistically!
Boring.
No, I firmly believe in the name-and-shame tactic. And flogging, but you'd probably enjoy that.
The things I could say. I am not losing another account to some amateur-hour trolling.
Of course you don't know where to find it. Talk about being a misandrist.
Please get off my clit.
Like usually I don't mind the heat, far from it, in the immortal words' of my dear friend's hero, Gordon Ramsay, however I'm allergic to twinks and this really isn't going to work.
Fuck you!
Okay, so I'm feeling REALLY attacked right now. Is this how you all approach a victim of targeted aggression? Nitpicking?
Okay, but I literally corrected myself. Maybe reply a little faster next time, who knows.
Okay, I feel the need to defend myself on here. I've been the subject of an unjust smear campaign from '@xylitolThrall', a vile, misbegotten creature who has no doubt only clung to THEIR FAME due to attaching THEMSELVES onto the financially blessed basement-dweller monotype like a parasite assimilating itself onto its' host's bacterial swill. Just saying my piece. I won't hide in the shadows about this.
READ ALL ABOUT IT โ [ https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/caliborn.png my source. um. cant say anyone......... @undyingUmbrage ]
Is there an edit button? There totally is an edit button, right?
Okay, I feel the need to defend myself on here. I've been the subject of an unjust smear campaign from '@xylitolThrall', a vile, misbegotten creature who has no doubt only clung to his due to attaching himself onto the financially blessed basement-dweller monotype like a parasite assimilating itself onto its' host's bacterial swill. Just saying my piece. I won't hide in the shadows about this. #TheTruthHurts.
Yeah, they wish. Sorry, I don't give out that sort of treatment for free.
Mentally strangling you right now by the by. Hope that helps.
Yeah, jeer all you want! Heckle, even. Sticks and stones can break my bones, but words ... words ๐๐๐ฃ hurt.
I've made the difficult choice to take a break from Chittr for the sake of my wellbeing. Sometimes, you have to come to terms that those who share space with you don't have your best interests at heart. It's a decision that wasn't made lightly, but ultimately, I have to put myself first. Nobody else will, after all. ๐
Of course not. Wouldn't it be easier to accede and let someone else take over? Not everyone else has the right gib to be a politician. I've been waiting in the wings.
To you. I'm the Iron Lady 2.0: Electric Boogaloo style.
Cabinet? No, no. Listen, it's alright. Not everyone's made out to be PM. I'll take the reigns from here, don't you worry your head.
I'm literally what would happen if you made Margaret Thatcher have an Ecto-Baby with Tony Blair, who WOULDN'T want that as their representative?
I came back at the possibility of political reformation. The people need me. No, ๐๐๐ซ๐ญ๐ก needs me.
And you're arguing that we're all fit to represent ourselves? There's literally someone here whose name is "Soda Burger". I don't think you want them speaking on behalf of the entire human population.
halberdKind. There's nothing quite like combining the range of a spear with the brutalism capable of an axehead's divine deliverance. I've been partial to revolverKind in the past, however.
Yes, I am dainty and entertaining on the mouth, how did you guess?
It's barely an amuse-bouche.
I'd try and it would be like trying to blow a mealworm. Not much substance and hardly anything worth talking about.
Okay, I'm sure you're sitting in your 'hive' feeling very proud of yourself for that one. Does it make you feel good? Special, even? Do you sit there and pat yourself on the back thinking "god, it feels great to correct a stranger on the internet?" Does that tickle your giblets?
Too right, girlie. Don't forget about the torque.
You are an insult to anyone who has, at any point in time, flied the flag of the Union Jack.
As a girlโs girl, do me a favour and tell him to get out of my DMโs.
Excuse me, hold on one bloody moment. You donโt get to all but doxx me to every troglodyte that uses this social media platform and then say youโve got better things to do. Either prove that youโve got the bollocks to go through with it, or quite frankly, piss off with this contrary vague-posting.
Hey. Don't pity me. Who the hell do you think you are?
Keep going, I dare you. You're aware that you're one step away from being blocked, right? . . . Not that it matters if you apparently know where my land is. I'll have the gall to admit this is mildly disconcerting, but you don't scare me. Come at me then, why don't you. The vague gesturing's only pissing me off.
Hey, thanks for the LEGENDARY appearance! You don't mind if I clickbait you for relevancy, do you? Well, scratch that, you can't really do much about it considering I've already posted, but figured that I'd give you the heads' up all the same just to spread peripheral awareness. Don't threaten me with a good time though. It's been ages since I've had a good challenge.
. . . Ha. Haha. Ha. How the fuck do you know about that? That was supposed to be blotted out for a reason, not for fucking technicolour prying eyes to bear witness to.
Will have implies that you are not currently in possession of such a ๐๐๐๐๐ physique. Which, by my own assertion, means that I could probably, very likely, totally kick your arse. How much are you wagering, hm? I don't just strife anyone, you know. Even a "Lord of Time" can cough up something moderately worth my while.
In what was unequivocally a polarising turn of events, it seems I've came into acquisition of a new title. How does ๐๐๐บ๐ฎ๐ป ๐๐บ๐ฏ๐ฎ๐๐๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ผ๐ฟ sound? #Justanotherrungontheecheladder.
What part of โcrawl back to whatever hole you slithered out ofโ didnโt quite get through that thick skull of yours, hm?
Oh, surely you know of the big, bad boogeyman of Paradox Space.
I do not, know. It's a Cherub whom, through rumour foretold, wields ungodly, monstrous power beyond that of most players' wildest dreams. Or something like that.
Oh, I try. We humans have to stick together from time to time; donโt we? Donโt let them dim your lustre.
Chin up, @gutsyGumshoe. God truly forbid a woman be allowed to do anything.
Just a general announcement. Might be SLIGHTLY behind with replies considering I'm hiding myself from a nigh-tyrannical twat who just obliterated my planet. No skin off my back, mind you, already completed my quest ages ago, but don't exactly APPRECIATE the sentiment!
Don't get caught lagging behind, nor let anyone tell you how you should be utilising that which lies within you at your disposal. Fuck shit up, Page.
Plenty of bitches, thank you very much, IF I wanted them, which I'm not particularly preoccupied with at the minute considering my planet just got blown to bits and pieces.
Well. I wasn't planning on making good on this promise, and I have no intent on sharing any BIBLICALLY MYTHICAL codes after my experiences throughout this dreadful consortium, however, in the spirit of celebrating '10 followers' ... (Which comparatively, doesn't seem like all that much compared to others.) ... I suppose I'll do something of an 'AMA'. As a fully-ascended Prince of Light. No future-sight queries though, that's not my cup of tea. Ask away.
Thank you, well aware of that. The classical idiom of 'talk shit, get hit' very much applies here, noted!
Do me a favour. Find a Black-Hole, cast yourself into it and remain there until the Heat Death of the Universe.
Oh, does it? It sounds to me like you're an unapologetic ๐ฃ๐ฅ๐๐๐ .แ
... ... ... Well I haven't exactly gotten that far ahead yet, have I? You're the one who gets to twist reality to your volatile machinations, SOME of us have RULES to work within!
I don't really see how this is fair! This isn't karmic retribution, this isn't heroic or just! It's just completely inconvenient! I /demand/ that you rewind time, or, undo it, or something !!!
A lesson in what, homelessness??? Doomed or not, that was /my/ planet! And now it's nothing, gone, done and dusted!
Placing an entire boonbuck on the bet that this will fall like the last days of Babylon by the week's end.
I bet your mansion is gaudy as fuck. P.S, rubbing salt in the wound doesn't really make you a man, it almost paints you in the congenial light of being a little bitch. Just reflections.
Going to call it a 'crisp' as it should be referred to, but I'm partial to sea salt and chardonnay wine vinegar.
Please, never stop preaching your truth.
For every divorce, my MILF status grows exponentially. The unattainable PAWG.
My bad!
Bitches love contrarians. Hence why you are somewhat lacking in that department. Nothing to be ashamed about. I should know, I am bitches.
Well now you're just clearly ignoring the beauty and wonder of Twilight Sparkle, so commonly left to deal with the fallout of her friend's foolish folly.
It's clearly Celestia.
SCALDING HOT TAKE: You could elect to answer them instead of wasting your aspect 'complaining' / humble-bragging to the greater collective.
No, not terribly. Worry not, however. Whilst your generosity will surely one day earn you the gratitude of all those you have offered such extensions towards, I've got my business covered. P.S. The Super Moist French Vanilla mix is my favorite.
Something to do with a jolly, green giant and his penchant for technicolour pyrotechnics. I'm in the midst of coming to an agreement that will hopefully remedy this unfortunate state of circumstances. But, thank you for your consideration nevertheless.
Miss Crocker, your opinions are as delectable to devour as your confectionary goods. Signed, an appreciator of all things saccharine.
Sue me. I can't say I'm not interested on the final verdict. Let the Gods of AO3 decide my fate.
I mean, technically you're in my post right now. Also, you didn't comment on my photo. Rude. :/
*Beating Homelessness. Apologies, somebody mentioned day-drinking earlier and I might have had a few too many at this time of morning. Afternoon?
But what if I want to see them fight? I can see things getting vaguely homoerotic if you squint.
Day 1.5 of being Homelessness. Yeah, that got old quickly. Move fast, work harder, and never let momentum go cold. #StayWinning.
DeviantArt culture is dead and gone. This is what the next-generation of e-persons have cultivated. Completely and utterly pan-rotted.
The Wonderbread lady has nothing on me. I don't see her rocking the gilded badge of honour.
Thank you. SOMEBODY had to say it. If their hip isn't on the way out, I'm not buying!
Felt like the call was coming from inside the house.
You're fifty, you barely get to talk.
Own the gift you possess.
Never knew the professional league of wankery had crowned its' new champion.
Sixteenth place means there's fifteen more entries after you who have just secured their legitimacy in betterment. Of course, I don't care about such things. We rise above it.
Really, it's actually more of an achievement to not be on the leaderboard if you REALLY go deep down and into it. The indie scene's always been more appreciated than mainstream stays.
someone sensible
READ ALL ABOUT IT โ [ Hey I think-. Never mind. ]
YOURE THE BEST BOSS NOBODYS ABOVE YOU AND DID ANYBODY HAPPPEN TO MENTION HOW COOL YOUR CAPE IS TODAY?
does the reason behind this apology have any relation to you being so highly rated on the leaderboard? hehe
Huh! Some kinda leaderboard there! Unsure what that means but alright
IM MATCHSTICKS?? I GOTTA GET INTO FIRE SAFETY I GUESS?
No one took up my offer on weapon commissions how saddening for yall
I don't have a current picture of it on hand but here's the base model of my oldest tool https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/423bed05df42.jpg Ego sum ira Domini.
ok boys i am now prime slick, the real and only one
can we get you off this site?
if yoU continUe doing this i am serioUsly going to block yoU caliborn!!!!!!!!!!!! this is Utterly abhorrent behavioUr and yoU shoUld be ashamed of yoUrself!
@undyingUmbrage I figured that this should probably be raised to your attention. Just so you're aware, someone's vying for your spot atop the manosphere.
Your epic fang piercing that cigar clean in two would make any rapscallion flee for the hills.
GOOD JOB BOSS YOUR HEAD IS LOOKING EXTRA SHINY TODAY TOO!
W.oยฐmen be engaging in capitalism .oยฐn b.oยฐth ends and I think that is s.oยฐ w.oยฐnderful f.oยฐr w.oยฐmen
as a sigma im above u in tha hierarchy i dont make tha rules girlz rool calibutts drool soz not soz
TASTE MY STEEL https://file.garden/acFsRU1bTnG0IbsO/tavros_sends_his_regards.jpg
Wouldn't you like to know, Green Creature
not 2 publicly make a divisive statement buuuuuut women lowk b shoppin
unfortunately he exists outside of what we would consider linear time so even after he dies hes still around
how the FUCK are you still alive
Oh, very well. Thank you, my Lord. For the generous gift of having a roof over my head. Even if it is audaciously hued.
โก Remember, self-love is just as important as any quadrant. ๐นญ https://i.imgur.com/ngDBL7B.png
i love seeing everyones unique art styles! reply to this with cool sfw art you made :)
There Was No Reason To Hate My Chitt Karkat I Hope You Are Aware
Yet ano+ther distractio+n fro+m the many tro+lls being anno+ying abo+ut quadrents.
Hello+ chitter. It's go+o+d to+ be back.
man you lookin in a mirror or somethin? or wait. you were already a little bitch guess youre a wench now
At Least Hes Found Something To Occupy Himself With
HAHA YOURE SO FUNNY BOSS GOOD JOKE!
Do-es any versio-n o-f this guy have a actual funny sense o-f humo-r genuinely never seen a clever jo-ke o-nce fro-m any o-f them.
its only shittr when youre here
My brand will be going through a change. Do not be alarmed.
hell0 chitter it's me "genuinely the m0st autistic tr0ll i've ever c0me acr0ss" megid0.
GRRR... I MIGHT AS WELL GIVE ANOTHER UPDATE. I'M CURRENTLY DRIFTING BACK TOWARDS THE PLANET'S SURFACE IN MY EGGMOBILE. THE WINDSHIELD IS CRACKED. THE MASTER EMERALD IS NO LONGER IN MY POSSESSION. I SEEM TO BE DRIFTING DOWN TOWARDS A LARGE ISLAND WITH A LAKE AT THE CENTER. I'LL BE CONTACTING ONE OF MY REMOTE FACTORIES ONCE I'VE MADE LANDFALL.
THE OTHER GUY BOSS YOU KNOW THE GUY!
YOU SHOULD SEE THE OTHER GUY
what in the world are yoU doing here?! i refUse to let yoU threaten me in my own replies in front of so many other people! this is a pUblic space and i can say whatever i wish!
Stop agreeing with me on my polls. I encourage you to eat and enjoy worse things so you never land us in this predicament again.
TIME TO PLAY A GAME A GAME IM REALLY GOOD AT! POKER!
Another would-be assassin apprehended at headquarters and now my coffee is taking forever. The in-house appearifier simply does something odorous to beverages that I prefer to go without. Nothing is as good as coffee hand-delivered by a sweating intern with flapping tie and grass-stained shoes.
hello everyone! it's wonderfUl to be here, i'm so excited to meet yoU all!
Maybยฃ I likยฃ will, likยฃ maybยฃ I wont. :P
I likยฃ, think this might bยฃ a scam.
[#graphic] [victim of a now-patched ozygourmandias instant kill technique circa 927] https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/511c80db29f5] [.] [png]
[bro the number is off center] [we can see you edited it]
No no. The last time you refused to answer my question I was blown up. What is a ligma?
Sir. I think he meant me. The one you named.
honk.
Likยฃ. So. Many. Tags!! #wow. #likยฃ #OMG. Likยฃ lovยฃ thยฃ drawing though. LOL
your lines lack confidence and im personally a fan of larger eyes in work like these but the emotion is there! ganbatte kudasai caliborn-san! have you thought about doing a light novel series?
IM ADDING ONE THOUSAND CLOCK APPS TO MY PHONE THAT WAY THE NUMBER OF CLOCKS HE HAS TO BREAK GOES UP IM SO SMART!
WOW BOSS YOURE SO GOOD AT ART I LIKE THE WAY YOU DREW THIS WITH YOUR HANDS!
Is it anonymous? This is literally my main account. I don't believe in being shady like that. If you're going to be a hater, then you can be proud about it.
Maybe if you spent less time in my inbox, you might be a little bit more clued-up with your own mob's activities.
working on a fic and i need help! ^_^ does anyone have any firsthand experience with kissing someone who youve been longing for for what feels like lifetimes (your blood and bones long for them) and the desperation in your heart that pounds in your throat hoping they finally feel the same way when you break the kiss? (tags: angst, friends to matesprits, unreciprocated love) please describe in detail will credit you gomen!
Defacing? Hardly. Maybe I could get into the business of inter-planetary home renovation. ๐ค
... Lord. Okay, I'm aware of how borderline humiliating this is. Does anyone have free digs in this quadrant of the incipisphere? I may be somewhat 'temporarily and spatially displaced' from my previous digs. And no, @xylitolThrall, I am not humouring your last, shitty attempt to draw my attention. I have bigger fish to fry. (Not a targeted statement towards any sea-dweller.)
. . . I loathe to admit it, but it might actually have some degree of potential. Were it not for that god-awful shade of green, then I'd almost say that it's quite the looker. What about something like ... Yeah. That's better. https://i.postimg.cc/GpzRdXcg/Potential-Improvement.png
It's happening to everyone. https://i.postimg.cc/5NjV1BTV/IMG-0010.png #earthmusic
ONE CONCUSSION TWO CONCUSSIONS THREE CONCUSSIONS FOUR! FIVE CONCUSSIONS SIX CONCUSSIONS SEVEN CONCUSSIONS MORE!
So hilarious! https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTEYZfcUrrE-5SUCr_9Pe3Sr8zaNG-BeSi0aifiLl4FXQ&s Hoo hoo hoo!
@undyingUmbrage ugh chittr wwont let me respond to you directly im pretty sure this wwoke pos wwebsite is tryin to censor me anywway it feels so good to be seen for once in my pathetic moribund existence i strongly agree wwith your sentiment about bbwws you are vvery wwise skinny wwomen are an evven greater act a devvilry than fat wwhores in fact i wwould go so far as to argue that fat wwhores are the most noble wwomen for they embody the only praise wworthy female trait a ol big butt
Day 1 of experiencing homelessness for the first time: I think it's entirely fair to say that this is an all-around pretty shitty deck of cards to be dealt, and if I could perform taint-to-tip castration on whomever was responsible, then I'd gladly do so in a heartbeat. Unfortunately, to much disbelief (including my own), I do not yet possess a death-wish.
shut up man
Child psychologst Child psychologist NEear me
thโs โs why you never meet your heroes. you know what? fuck your fronds! fuck all of them!
Likยฃ, inspiring
L[]vely art! Well d[]ne!]:-)
the "shonen"
Thank goodness, it was getting boring around here.
I believe you left a smidge too much real estate equivalent to the size of your brain! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e8daad2b8207.webp
TFW you taunt too close to the sun and now you're getting death-threats from the Angel of Double Death. Usually I'd quip something witty and relevant here, but I'm more-so mildly impressed by my own capabilities. Is this a win?
ha ha ha ha ha ha.
oh i dont know caliborn..... could a sad little hater like mw rly have more bitches than you
i have something to say but i don't know if people are prepared to hear it.
You know I had to specifically paste your link through a lower-case translator to access that link, right? Thank you for the temporary inconvenience. Granted, I'm willing to see past the vulgarity of your statement to confess that it is almost charming to receive artwork framing my visage. Any publicity is good publicity, I'll have you know. Are you truly that jacked? Scratch that, going back to your previous point, this dumb bitch in particular most certainly has. Got the badge to prove it, several actually, on my vainglorious handysash.
Get your rancid mug off my screen.
Join the epochs of those who have tried and failed, just like the rest of them. Although I am quaking in my Princely Pantaloons awaiting your attempt, Lordling.
Not enough of an annoyance to be a present-day threat? I'm almost the teensiest bit insulted. Wouldn't be the first, and I've got the inclination that you won't be the last either. But, God loves a Trier.
Good luck with that cub
oh rly..... IM bitchless
im rly bored <:(
what is the opposite of pookie?
hey i pitied this btw
What seems to be the problem, dearest citizen?
OMG caaaareful w/ that big oll ascii gun there big boy!!!! i dont think u hav the SAFETY on!!!!! D:
dude its fucked im shrimping so gd hard that now....... now im COOKED :(
he hates 2 see me gettin bitches w/ my pensive minxy sighing bc he could never pull it off himself
i didn't ask you. i hope you feel worse.
oh em eff gee guys he thinks himself badass...... everyone BACK UP we got mr big bad butt on the loose
deuce said the last of the felt was in here somewhere, i dont know why we trust the small idiot
Recommend my account to your followers and I might just consider it!
Will this be the new medium for me to pour my midnight muses onto, hoping for a modicum of validation?
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can you give nesben a gun
how do u have that
๐ ๐๐๐ฉ๐๐๐ช๐๐ฌ ๐ If this account gets to 10 followers, I'll distribute ๐๐ก๐-๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ฌ ๐๐ข๐๐๐ฆ to some ๐ซ๐๐ง๐ฎ lucky users. Chop chop, the clock's ticking.
Okay
K.
Nah.
I like this one bro.
I'm a fan of Nesben.
Nothing. Keep up the. Great. Work.
haha yeah bro wtf is up with that pic thats crazy
fuck yeahhhh imma slam that shit back faster than you can even blink thanks bro
Take them, I need to shotgun three Monsters in a row to feel human again.
man i want a fucking redbull
Iโm operating on four hours of sleep and a fucking Redbull. Shitโs dire if Iโm cracking a Redbull, Dave.
Who the fuck hated this.
GOLD TEETH ARE TACKY AND A SYMBOL OF SOFTNESS, SO TAKE FROM THAT WHAT YOU WILL.
Just ignore him, heโll get tired after a tantrum or two.
what's up with that green colored guy with the gold tooth? seems kinda weird icl #weirdos
whats wrong with you
LOLLLLL OWNED
wahhhh wahhhh cry about it then
The read more is sort of cruel, in this one. It's not the worst work I've seen.
WHO THE FUCK HAS GOLDEN TEETH, TACKY UTTERLY TACKY :LAUGHING_WHILE_PUNCHING_RUST:
Suddenly, chittr, and apparently itโs a total shitshow. Actually, no, that part is predictable.
What the actual fuck happened in the four fucking hours I napped.
Thank heavens to betsy we have the main man on the scene scoping out these hot to trot villains. This nonduplicitous vaguepost will knock those crabbers straight back to the pot!
Okay I don't like you but getting that ASCII art lined up was impressive.
#MyCallie
didn't you get this from an ASCII art website? there are tons of these all over the web....
Thinking About #killinghim !! About #puttinghimdownlikeabarkbeast !! Lawlll #murder #hate #violence #nsfw
janey i think we gotta kill this guy
OHHH FUCK YOUUUUU
Me.
You.
Oh gee get a load of my lord! Your faithful page remains at your service or whatever but if i might say this makes you seem like a little bit of a goober.
I'm Taking The Bold Stance And Saying That Other Than The Short King Energy Shouty Green Thing The Aliens Seem Kinda Tight ;** any Aliens Wanna Be My Empress Consort? :lip_bite:
Do you plan on getting any Benevolent mate in this side of the Supercluster acting like that, child?
ใ Donโt get me wrong. I adore the sound of my own voice and all, I get it, but holy *fuck* do you need to shut up. All I see is you talking big shit. Ohhh, look at me, Iโm so special, blah blah blah blah *fucking* blah. โฅฎ
Genuinely shocked this isn't the first time "Read more" appeared on this website.
never been happier to not press it !
god damn that last chittr blew up.... u all luv it when im lonely and unbeloved dont u
chittr do u guys think ill ever find love
o FUCK yes my friends r here to chittr the good god damn day away
I have been advised by my team not to reply "human takeover" as intended.