Dirk Lalonde

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A user of established repute

RUMBLE IN DA

A badge for the most rugged adventurers.

@golgothasTerror[GT]

My type is easy peasy to sus out! If you like looking down the barrel of a smoking gun to think gee this sort of rambunctious adventuring has got me all tuckered out id like to take a long walk on the beach and settle in for a movie watch then we MAY be birds of a feather. Being cool hued doesnt hurt anything either haha. :) Im a single pringle ready to mingle!

Kult: +20

Kull: +25

Total: 45

Ratio: 0.80

;))))

↩ @tabescentTequila[TT]

Jake English

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A user of established repute

RUMBLE IN DA

A badge for the most rugged adventurers.

@golgothasTerror[GT]

🔫🔫;)

↩ @golgothasTerror[GT]

I'm down for an adventure and a stroll.

Jade Harley

Verified

A user of established repute

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

lesbian

there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!

@gardenGnotic[GG]

my life would be much easier if my friends weren't so incredibly hot all the time #nsfw

Kult: +20

Kull: +5

Total: 25

Ratio: 4.00

Same.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

Should I livestream Something. #nsfw

Kult: +15

Kull: +10

Total: 25

Ratio: 1.50

Costar Treign

Verified

A user of established repute

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

That is this user's badge.

Job Application

The only one any member of #TeamChud will ever see.

@surlyTabloid[ST]

LIKE WHAT?

↩ @surlyTabloid[ST]

Coochie time? #nsfw

Kult: +5

Total: 5

I'm so horny and alone. #nsfw

Kult: +27

Kull: +20

Total: 47

Ratio: 1.35

Calypa Troces

@urbanishExpositor[UE]

you could comE hang out in thE archivEs with mE. at lEast you won't bE alonE!

↩ @urbanishExpositor[UE]

Is there something I can shove up my coochie.

↩ @tabescentTequila[TT]

Calypa Troces

@urbanishExpositor[UE]

i... mE? i guEss? as long as you can bE rElativEly quiEt about it whilE i'm working.

↩ @urbanishExpositor[UE]

Deal.

john egbert

Verified

A user of established repute

bisexual

love yourself

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@ectoBiolojest[EB]

are we talking about safe spaces? if so then my page is a safe space. please get as filthy and kinky and horny and nasty and extreme as you want i will never judge you. #nsfw #nsfwe.

#nsfw #nsfwe

Kult: +42

Kull: +5

Total: 47

Ratio: 8.40

I wanna get topped, licked, and loved. #nsfw

Kult: +10

Total: 10

I, too, am like. So horny I'm sorry. These T shots really work you up. #nsfw

Kult: +25

Kull: +20

Total: 45

Ratio: 1.25

RICHY MCMUFFINS

@chaoticTechnician[CT]

TEQUILA SHOTS

blizan captor

@terminatedAlgorithm[TA]

why do you geTT TThe fun TT-2hoTT2. miine ju2TT giive me bruii2e2 :/

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @chaoticTechnician[CT]

No.

↩ @terminatedAlgorithm[TA]

Be gentler next time! Also, I get bruises sometimes but like my god does the t make you randy. #nsfw

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Roxy Lalonde (Neko)

verifiably kitty

this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

Chittrclan

Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!

Hallowhiskers

This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!

You know, like, Nya?

This user bears the curse of a bygone era.

#ABCC RSVP

Adorabloodthirsty Cinemassacre Club-Goer

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@tipsynekoGnostalgic[TG]

i am so happy today suckin on my ringpop that hal proposed 2 me with

Kult: +32

Kull: +15

Total: 47

Ratio: 2.13

Congrats 2 the happy couple.

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

The hate on my post by another Dirk just confirms that they hate me cuz they ain’t me. That and my whimsy.

Kult: +55

Kull: +55

Total: 110

Ratio: 1.00

Verified

A user of established repute

Worst Brother Ever

Turned a childhood into a life long strife.

But One Dirk of Many

It's splinters all the way down!

transgender

love yourself

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

Certified Bro Strider

You either love this user or you hate this user.

brotherly love.

it's tough. unbreakable.

i hated it because of the way you worded it.

↩ @tactfulTactriun[TT]

You don’t wanna get up to some Willy Wonkin’?

↩ @tabescentTequila[TT]

Verified

A user of established repute

Worst Brother Ever

Turned a childhood into a life long strife.

But One Dirk of Many

It's splinters all the way down!

transgender

love yourself

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

Certified Bro Strider

You either love this user or you hate this user.

brotherly love.

it's tough. unbreakable.

absolutely not

↩ @tactfulTactriun[TT]

Boo, you whore.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @tabescentTequila[TT]

Verified

A user of established repute

Worst Brother Ever

Turned a childhood into a life long strife.

But One Dirk of Many

It's splinters all the way down!

transgender

love yourself

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

Certified Bro Strider

You either love this user or you hate this user.

brotherly love.

it's tough. unbreakable.

eyeroll.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @tactfulTactriun[TT]

You’re so boring, have some whimsy, man. Do something a little stupid. C‘mom.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @tabescentTequila[TT]

Verified

A user of established repute

Worst Brother Ever

Turned a childhood into a life long strife.

But One Dirk of Many

It's splinters all the way down!

transgender

love yourself

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

Certified Bro Strider

You either love this user or you hate this user.

brotherly love.

it's tough. unbreakable.

im too old and tired for whimsy.

↩ @tactfulTactriun[TT]

That’s a shitty excuse. You can be whimsical at any age, just do something enjoyable or watch something stupid.

↩ @tabescentTequila[TT]

Verified

A user of established repute

Worst Brother Ever

Turned a childhood into a life long strife.

But One Dirk of Many

It's splinters all the way down!

transgender

love yourself

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

Certified Bro Strider

You either love this user or you hate this user.

brotherly love.

it's tough. unbreakable.

oh. then i already do that.

↩ @tactfulTactriun[TT]

Yay, you’re whimsical!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Andrah Liinuk

@ghostAnomaly[GA]

All the Strilxndes are peak hvman spekimen bxth my bvlge and nxxk yearn fxr #nsfw

Kult: +10

Kull: +10

Total: 20

Ratio: 1.00

Oh.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

roxie :3

Jinxed!

this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!

@trendyGnostalgic[TG]

hal more liek... am... haha get it... liek tht one story w the thing.

Kult: +30

Kull: +10

Total: 40

Ratio: 3.00

Zabrak "Party'master' Fail" Zephos

This is so cryptic what the fuck does this mean.