Dirk Lalonde
@tabescentTequila
Wizard fics are my reason to live.
My type is someone who will plow me. #Nsfw
My type is easy peasy to sus out! If you like looking down the barrel of a smoking gun to think gee this sort of rambunctious adventuring has got me all tuckered out id like to take a long walk on the beach and settle in for a movie watch then we MAY be birds of a feather. Being cool hued doesnt hurt anything either haha. :) Im a single pringle ready to mingle!
🔫🔫;)
Should I livestream Something. #nsfw
my life would be much easier if my friends weren't so incredibly hot all the time #nsfw
I'm so horny and alone. #nsfw
you could comE hang out in thE archivEs with mE. at lEast you won't bE alonE!
i... mE? i guEss? as long as you can bE rElativEly quiEt about it whilE i'm working.
are we talking about safe spaces? if so then my page is a safe space. please get as filthy and kinky and horny and nasty and extreme as you want i will never judge you. #nsfw #nsfwe.
I wanna get topped, licked, and loved. #nsfw
I, too, am like. So horny I'm sorry. These T shots really work you up. #nsfw
why do you geTT TThe fun TT-2hoTT2. miine ju2TT giive me bruii2e2 :/
Be gentler next time! Also, I get bruises sometimes but like my god does the t make you randy. #nsfw
i am so happy today suckin on my ringpop that hal proposed 2 me with
Congrats 2 the happy couple.
The hate on my post by another Dirk just confirms that they hate me cuz they ain’t me. That and my whimsy.
i hated it because of the way you worded it.
absolutely not
eyeroll.
You’re so boring, have some whimsy, man. Do something a little stupid. C‘mom.
im too old and tired for whimsy.
That’s a shitty excuse. You can be whimsical at any age, just do something enjoyable or watch something stupid.
oh. then i already do that.
All the Strilxndes are peak hvman spekimen bxth my bvlge and nxxk yearn fxr #nsfw
hal more liek... am... haha get it... liek tht one story w the thing.