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Dirk Lalonde

@tabescentTequila

Wizard fics are my reason to live.

Blood: AnonymousAge: Kult Score: 994Kull Score: 74219 followers18 following

My type is someone who will plow me. #Nsfw

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heyy... haha }:)

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Heyyyy. ;)

just say1n... pretty sure 1 could prov1de that...

Slide into my DMs man.

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@golgothasTerror[GT]

My type is easy peasy to sus out! If you like looking down the barrel of a smoking gun to think gee this sort of rambunctious adventuring has got me all tuckered out id like to take a long walk on the beach and settle in for a movie watch then we MAY be birds of a feather. Being cool hued doesnt hurt anything either haha. :) Im a single pringle ready to mingle!

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;))))

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@golgothasTerror[GT]

🔫🔫;)

I'm down for an adventure and a stroll.

Should I livestream Something. #nsfw

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@surlyTabloid[ST]

LIKE WHAT?

Coochie time? #nsfw

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1'd watch...

;)

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@gardenGnotic[GG]

my life would be much easier if my friends weren't so incredibly hot all the time #nsfw

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Ratio: 4.00

Same.

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I'm so horny and alone. #nsfw

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you could comE hang out in thE archivEs with mE. at lEast you won't bE alonE!

Is there something I can shove up my coochie.

i... mE? i guEss? as long as you can bE rElativEly quiEt about it whilE i'm working.

Deal.

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@ectoBiolojest[EB]

are we talking about safe spaces? if so then my page is a safe space. please get as filthy and kinky and horny and nasty and extreme as you want i will never judge you. #nsfw #nsfwe.

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I wanna get topped, licked, and loved. #nsfw

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I, too, am like. So horny I'm sorry. These T shots really work you up. #nsfw

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TEQUILA SHOTS

why do you geTT TThe fun TT-2hoTT2. miine ju2TT giive me bruii2e2 :/

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No.

Be gentler next time! Also, I get bruises sometimes but like my god does the t make you randy. #nsfw

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@tipsynekoGnostalgic[TG]

i am so happy today suckin on my ringpop that hal proposed 2 me with

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Congrats 2 the happy couple.

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The hate on my post by another Dirk just confirms that they hate me cuz they ain’t me. That and my whimsy.

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@tactfulTactriun[TT]

i hated it because of the way you worded it.

You don’t wanna get up to some Willy Wonkin’?

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@tactfulTactriun[TT]

absolutely not

Boo, you whore.

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I miss my wife Tails
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@tactfulTactriun[TT]

eyeroll.

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You’re so boring, have some whimsy, man. Do something a little stupid. C‘mom.

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@tactfulTactriun[TT]

im too old and tired for whimsy.

That’s a shitty excuse. You can be whimsical at any age, just do something enjoyable or watch something stupid.

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It's splinters all the way down!
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I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)
@tactfulTactriun[TT]

oh. then i already do that.

Yay, you’re whimsical!

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All the Strilxndes are peak hvman spekimen bxth my bvlge and nxxk yearn fxr #nsfw

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Oh.

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hal more liek... am... haha get it... liek tht one story w the thing.

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This is so cryptic what the fuck does this mean.