Bro
@tangibleTitillation
#1 catch just like the pic.
@realtrizzaTethis My entry for #fishingfriday https://i.imgur.com/30ujxVe.png
I'm the #1 #fishingenthusiast of Chittr since day one, miss. It ain't nothin' but a hard day's work
Holy shit no wonder, that's like a coelacanth had a baby with a megalodon
M'am, I will humbly pass the kiss and money to my runner-up. All the title means to me is my identity as a #fishingenthusiast and that's all the honor I need
You are, and forever will be the finest Fishing Gentle I have ever known
I'm not gonna lie to you, I am a grown man. Now I do not cry. But I will say, that is the compliment of the utmost highest regard I have ever received. It made my eye sting, just a lil.
Don't tell Dave. I'm sneaking a fish in my pocket so I can hook it on his line and let him think he caught something. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ee/f4/06/eef406c0d56f1e6ef77db9c299709793.jpg
Did y'all know that on top of being a #fishingenthusiast I also worked briefly as a plumber? I'm a multi-faceted man if you get to know me. https://i.imgur.com/Oe7tPaj.png #nsfw
This Is Why I Log On To Chittr Every Day.
Don't know why you'd need a quarter, but lemme slide one your way
I Saw A Slot Machine, Wanted To Test My Luck On The Plumbers Crack.
I don't get a Damn I Love Fishing shirt? But I really love fishing Sad #fishingfriday
Sounds top fuckin' tier man You're a fun guy and a chef to boot
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Wrestling alligators is just like fishing, only sometimes you end up missing some fingers! 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
Unless the type of fishin we're doing is noodling In that case expect a few less digits
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 If we are to partake in the art of noodling, I shall be fetching @tipsynekoGnostalgic to join us in that expedition. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
Yes m'am Specifically noodling, those catfish won't know what hit em
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 It's a lot like sliding down the razor blade of life, wait, I mean catching catfish using nothing but your metacarpals. Also you have far better reflexes than I would. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
#fishingfriday https://i.imgur.com/t0uALlX.png
this is the worst image ive seen all day long thanks bro
It's the best way to enjoy a fishing trip with the boyz (See I said 'z' because fishing is for everyone)
Fish fear me Men fear me Women fear me Let’s go fishing #fishingfriday
Everyone comment your favorite fishing tackle. This is mine: https://i.imgur.com/H1dasHw.jpeg #nsfw (but not rlly)
Y'kno\/\/\/\/, rod fishin' is relati\/\/ely ne\/\/\/\/ t'me. Al\/\/\/\/ays \/\/\/\/as a spear fisher m'self. But can't exactly harmlessly catch'em that \/\/\/\/ay. I'll ha\/\/e t'think on this.
Oh fuck yeah, there’s tons to learn. I’ll take you noodling sometime too in catfish country
Chittr life just got good again. Found fishing buddies, this site is finally perfect
Got rejected. #NoPainNoGain #KeepOnTrucking
Like if you're secure enough in your straightness to give another man a handy when he needs it. #nsfw #straight #masculinity #isaiditsnotgay
See, unlike Dirk, I'm pretty proud of this one.
i am more than happy volunteering as a third party to verify this act of straightness!
What type of horse would you be?
https://chittr.ing/profile/archiveAddict/18c86e2c-c06f-45ce-93c2-838eadaa846a
Definitely a unicorn. But not like a standard cartoon unicorn, more like the long slender pretty kind like in The Last Unicorn.
Mad respect for the fact that you did this an entire day ago. #time
Searched smuppet and Rose posted the only result? #nsfw #prouddad #supriseoutcome
You search for relatives holding sexual puppets?
Hate that I walked into this, but also why do you plague my bloodline?
My daughter said she's glad to have me around. Guys am I entering my girl dad era? #number1dad #dadlife #dadthings #relatable #whosdave
My daughter agreed to go sword shopping with me #number1dad #dadlife #proudfather #babiesfirstsword
「 Is she more a finesse type or a brute force type, do you think? ⥮
I'll let her look around and try out. Personally, I'm all for speed and precision, but I'm not a judgemental dad. #acceptance
「 Everybody has their niche and every niche a use, but I prefer more precision, myself. Hopefully she finds something she finds interesting. ⥮
Managed to speed run a kull score faster than I built up my kult score. Crazy how so many people hate on the endless swag.
It’s incredibly insensitive ♋️f y♋️u t♋️ talk ab♋️ut a matter such as the culling ♋️f y♋️ung tr♋️lls s♋️ irresp♋️nsibly ♋️nline.
That's a lot of words for a whole lotta nothing, twink with sweater paws
Fortunately for y’all I’m free. Who up chitting they hogs right now? #nsfw
Update: Do not buy Cloning for Dummies. Where is a guy supposed to find a human sized microwave? 0/10 trash
Bro I don't think you have the right education to clone... Not to sound rude or anything. But maybe let's leave it to the professionals?
I learned that my soon to be divorced wife is cloning cats. Gonna clone myself, will update y’all on progress soon. Who wouldn’t want two of all this?
bro trust me it looks RLY GOOD that u keep calling her ur "divorced wife" in ur tweets..... instead of like the roxy or w/e
Okay theoretically— If I wasn’t as hip and young as I am— And asked what a chud is. What would be your response?
Well I mean I know, so that’s less of the question. More so just wanting to know what you would respond with.
Saw someone dissing Bronies and that’s a crime. #Brony #BronyPride
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