Bro

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks, “Why the long face?” The horse cannot respond because the horse is a horse. It can neither speak or understand. It’s confused by its surroundings. It gallops out, knocking over a few tables on the way. #dadjokes

#dadjokes

Kult: +57

Kull: +30

Total: 87

Ratio: 1.90

I Love This!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @insecureNature[IN]

Thanks lil’ miss. The 1 hate react doesn’t know good humor.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Always That One Hater!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Short answer: I saw it

Kult: +35

Kull: +17

Total: 52

Ratio: 2.06

Syllii Cinmyn

@synonymRoll[SR]

_@¡>.<' ssorryy agaiin!! SStiill learniing human termss and theiir acctual meaniingss!¡@_

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @synonymRoll[SR]

It’s okay lil’ lady. Ask and I’ll teach whatever you wanna learn next time.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Syllii Cinmyn

@synonymRoll[SR]

_@¡Thankss!!¡@_

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@realtrizzaTethis My entry for #fishingfriday https://i.imgur.com/30ujxVe.png

@realtrizzaTethis

Kult: +85

Kull: +55

Total: 140

Ratio: 1.55

↩ @realtrizzaTethis[RT]

I'm the #1 #fishingenthusiast of Chittr since day one, miss. It ain't nothin' but a hard day's work

#fishingenthusiast

Kult: +10

Total: 10

THE Trizza Tethis

@realtrizzaTethis[RT]

No one has submitted a bigger fish yet, do you ψant money and or a kiss?

D. Eliezer Strider [HC!AU]

@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

Holy shit no wonder, that's like a coelacanth had a baby with a megalodon

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @realtrizzaTethis[RT]

M'am, I will humbly pass the kiss and money to my runner-up. All the title means to me is my identity as a #fishingenthusiast and that's all the honor I need

#fishingenthusiast

Kult: +10

Total: 10

THE Trizza Tethis

@realtrizzaTethis[RT]

Orcay #slay. ψe love a humble, generous king.

#slay

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @realtrizzaTethis[RT]

Thank you for the opportunity to participate, m'am.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @hollywoodGodhead[HG]

It just might be.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

THE Trizza Tethis

@realtrizzaTethis[RT]

of course! thank you for participating :)

Kult: +5

Total: 5

D. Eliezer Strider [HC!AU]

@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

You are, and forever will be the finest Fishing Gentle I have ever known

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @hollywoodGodhead[HG]

I'm not gonna lie to you, I am a grown man. Now I do not cry. But I will say, that is the compliment of the utmost highest regard I have ever received. It made my eye sting, just a lil.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Don't tell Dave. I'm sneaking a fish in my pocket so I can hook it on his line and let him think he caught something. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ee/f4/06/eef406c0d56f1e6ef77db9c299709793.jpg

Kult: +35

Kull: +5

Total: 40

Ratio: 7.00

Did y'all know that on top of being a #fishingenthusiast I also worked briefly as a plumber? I'm a multi-faceted man if you get to know me. https://i.imgur.com/Oe7tPaj.png #nsfw

#nsfw #fishingenthusiast

Kult: +55

Kull: +40

Total: 95

Ratio: 1.38

Anyone Got A Quarter I Could Borrow?

Kult: +10

Total: 10

Larkso Eldran

@aspiringPessimist[AP]

This Is Why I Log On To Chittr Every Day.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @insecureNature[IN]

Don't know why you'd need a quarter, but lemme slide one your way

Kult: +5

Total: 5

I Saw A Slot Machine, Wanted To Test My Luck On The Plumbers Crack.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @insecureNature[IN]

Good luck! Reminds me of my days out in Vegas

Just Stay Still.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @insecureNature[IN]

Not sure what for, but whatever you say, lil' lady.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

I don't get a Damn I Love Fishing shirt? But I really love fishing Sad #fishingfriday

Kult: +109

Kull: +100

Total: 209

Ratio: 1.09

Sounds top fuckin' tier man You're a fun guy and a chef to boot

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Troll Tom Lehrer

@columbidaeToxicologist[CT]

𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Wrestling alligators is just like fishing, only sometimes you end up missing some fingers! 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Unless the type of fishin we're doing is noodling In that case expect a few less digits

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Troll Tom Lehrer

@columbidaeToxicologist[CT]

𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 If we are to partake in the art of noodling, I shall be fetching @tipsynekoGnostalgic to join us in that expedition. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀

@tipsynekoGnostalgic

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Sounds like a plan, the more the merrier

Kult: +10

Total: 10

Roxy Lalonde also catwoman (Neko)

@tipsynekoGnostalgic[TG]

we r goin fishin ?

↩ @tipsynekoGnostalgic[TG]

Yes m'am Specifically noodling, those catfish won't know what hit em

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Roxy Lalonde also catwoman (Neko)

@tipsynekoGnostalgic[TG]

idk what that means but sure fuck yea

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @tipsynekoGnostalgic[TG]

Troll Tom Lehrer

@columbidaeToxicologist[CT]

𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 It's a lot like sliding down the razor blade of life, wait, I mean catching catfish using nothing but your metacarpals. Also you have far better reflexes than I would. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Ain’t nothin but a lil sandpaper scratch

Kult: +5

Total: 5

#fishingfriday https://i.imgur.com/t0uALlX.png

Kult: +60

Kull: +35

Total: 95

Ratio: 1.71

this is the worst image ive seen all day long thanks bro

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @totesGruesome[TG]

It's the best way to enjoy a fishing trip with the boyz (See I said 'z' because fishing is for everyone)

im a boyz can i go on the fishing trip 2

C. Dualscar Ampora

@caesarsArmament[CA]

Impressivwe.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @totesGruesome[TG]

Absolutely Get your gear and get in the boat, Rox

Kult: +5

Total: 5

fuck ya

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Fish fear me Men fear me Women fear me Let’s go fishing #fishingfriday

Kult: +30

Total: 30

Gameward Dualscar, Former Orphaner

Everyone comment your favorite fishing tackle. This is mine: https://i.imgur.com/H1dasHw.jpeg #nsfw (but not rlly)

#nsfw

Kult: +25

Kull: +10

Total: 35

Ratio: 2.50

@orphanerDualscar[OD]

Y'kno\/\/\/\/, rod fishin' is relati\/\/ely ne\/\/\/\/ t'me. Al\/\/\/\/ays \/\/\/\/as a spear fisher m'self. But can't exactly harmlessly catch'em that \/\/\/\/ay. I'll ha\/\/e t'think on this.

↩ @orphanerDualscar[OD]

Oh fuck yeah, there’s tons to learn. I’ll take you noodling sometime too in catfish country

Chittr life just got good again. Found fishing buddies, this site is finally perfect

Kult: +10

Total: 10

https://i.imgur.com/whCQjou.jpeg

Kult: +15

Total: 15

#nopainnogain #keepontrucking

Got rejected. #NoPainNoGain #KeepOnTrucking

Kult: +71

Kull: +50

Total: 121

Ratio: 1.42

roxyyy

@trendyGnostalgic[TG]

what nmber is this

Barak Trollbama

@barackObama[BO]

Inspirational.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

ul get it next time i bet

Kult: +5

Total: 5

𝓜𝓸𝓶𝓶𝔂 ~ 🍷

@tantalizingGenetics[TG]

33 times the char'm!

↩ @trendyGnostalgic[TG]

Countless, hence the #KeepOnTrucking

#keepontrucking

roxyyy

@trendyGnostalgic[TG]

u will get a maybe 1 day

Kult: +5

Total: 5

RANKMAID

@archiveAddict[AA]

by hwo was it another boy plese reply

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @tantalizingGenetics[TG]

(OOC) 1 month ago

You get it M’am. #KeepOnTrucking

#keepontrucking

↩ @archiveAddict[AA]

Mr. President Obamna himself.

#isaiditsnotgay #masculinity #straight #nsfw

Like if you're secure enough in your straightness to give another man a handy when he needs it. #nsfw #straight #masculinity #isaiditsnotgay

Kult: +50

Kull: +29

Total: 79

Ratio: 1.72

Hal Strider

@technocraticTheseus[TT]

If only I had hands.

Kult: +9

Total: 9

↩ @technocraticTheseus[TT]

See, unlike Dirk, I'm pretty proud of this one.

Kult: +5

Kull: +2

Total: 7

Ratio: 2.50

RANKMAID

@archiveAddict[AA]

i am more than happy volunteering as a third party to verify this act of straightness!

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @archiveAddict[AA]

Thank you, it's only fair to have a neutral party to ensure peak straightness.

What type of horse would you be?

Kult: +25

Kull: +15

Total: 40

Ratio: 1.67

RANKMAID

chittr.ingRANKMAID on chittri think if i was a hoofbeast i would be a meek little nag that never was chosen to be strong like my brothers and sisters so i wander through the fields sadly then a near life or death incident happen…chittr.ing

@archiveAddict[AA]

https://chittr.ing/profile/archiveAddict/18c86e2c-c06f-45ce-93c2-838eadaa846a

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Derrik "Dirk" Strider [HC!AU]

@torqueTyrant[TT]

Definitely a unicorn. But not like a standard cartoon unicorn, more like the long slender pretty kind like in The Last Unicorn.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @archiveAddict[AA]

Mad respect for the fact that you did this an entire day ago. #time

#time

Kult: +5

Total: 5

#nsfw #supriseoutcome #prouddad

Searched smuppet and Rose posted the only result? #nsfw #prouddad #supriseoutcome

Kult: +45

Kull: +45

Total: 90

Ratio: 1.00

Mom

@bigMama[BM]

Now why would she go and do something like that?

↩ @bigMama[BM]

No clue, but that's my DNA right there and I'm proud.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Sigmund Freud

@freudianSlip[FS]

You search for relatives holding sexual puppets?

Kull: +7

Total: 7

↩ @freudianSlip[FS]

Hate that I walked into this, but also why do you plague my bloodline?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Sigmund Freud

@freudianSlip[FS]

Because you do things like this.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @freudianSlip[FS]

Go haunt Dave Mr. Freud.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

#whosdave #dadlife #relatable #number1dad #dadthings

My daughter said she's glad to have me around. Guys am I entering my girl dad era? #number1dad #dadlife #dadthings #relatable #whosdave

Kult: +19

Kull: +5

Total: 24

Ratio: 3.80

#dadlife #proudfather #number1dad #babiesfirstsword

My daughter agreed to go sword shopping with me #number1dad #dadlife #proudfather #babiesfirstsword

Kult: +44

Kull: +20

Total: 64

Ratio: 2.20

Detrik S.

@mellisonantEleutheromania[ME]

「 Is she more a finesse type or a brute force type, do you think? ⥮

↩ @mellisonantEleutheromania[ME]

I'll let her look around and try out. Personally, I'm all for speed and precision, but I'm not a judgemental dad. #acceptance

#acceptance

Kult: +10

Total: 10

Detrik S.

@mellisonantEleutheromania[ME]

「 Everybody has their niche and every niche a use, but I prefer more precision, myself. Hopefully she finds something she finds interesting. ⥮

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Mom

@bigMama[BM]

As long as she's happy, I'm happy.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Managed to speed run a kull score faster than I built up my kult score. Crazy how so many people hate on the endless swag.

Kult: +20

Kull: +20

Total: 40

Ratio: 1.00

Kankri Vantas

@cantankerousGenerosity[CG]

It’s incredibly insensitive ♋️f y♋️u t♋️ talk ab♋️ut a matter such as the culling ♋️f y♋️ung tr♋️lls s♋️ irresp♋️nsibly ♋️nline.

↩ @cantankerousGenerosity[CG]

That's a lot of words for a whole lotta nothing, twink with sweater paws

Fortunately for y’all I’m free. Who up chitting they hogs right now? #nsfw

#nsfw

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Update: Do not buy Cloning for Dummies. Where is a guy supposed to find a human sized microwave? 0/10 trash

Kult: +25

Kull: +20

Total: 45

Ratio: 1.25

Kuzuri Lorkin

@asphyxiatedCoyote[AC]

they got one at troII appIebees

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @asphyxiatedCoyote[AC]

Bet let me buy Space Travel for Dummies.

Mom

@bigMama[BM]

Bro I don't think you have the right education to clone... Not to sound rude or anything. But maybe let's leave it to the professionals?

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @bigMama[BM]