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I disappeared into the ether last night. This is primarily due to the fact that I attempted to watch "The Incubus (2010)" and I fell into a deep, deep slumber, as if I had pricked my finger upon a spindle. I was impossible to wake. It was almost as if Raphael had reaped my thanergy through the mother-fucking screen. Consider this my review. #3.5/5

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OH MY GOD THAT MOVIE I$ $O GOOD $TOP 11/10

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Louizz... I legitimately could not keep my eyes open. I was being hunted across electronic borders. #Maybe4/5 #Ididenjoythefilm

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RO$E. DID YOU NOT LOVE HOW THE INCUBI WERE BARELY INTRODUCED AND THEN IGNORED FOR LIKE 20 MINUTE$ WHILE MARNIE WA$ BU$Y HAVING MAJOR LU$U$ I$$UE$? DID YOU NOT LOVE WHEN WALTUH $WAM OUT FROM THE PIER TO KILL HER $O FUCKING FUNNILY AT THE END?? HI$ ACCENT??? LORDY LORD LORD?

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Lordy lord lord... No, please do not mistake me. These were all facets of the movie that I enjoyed thoroughly. I found Walter and Johnny to be the most captivating characters on screen for the majority of the movie. Also, Bianca was DRESSED DOWN the entire time. Unfortunately, Marnie fell a little bit flat for me but I believe that is within the spirit of the Self-Insert nature that comes with these Twilight rip-offs.

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#andiwastheretoo #incest

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Was your thanergy similarly drained? I think not. Raphael chose me through the screen. #Incest

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no i was amped as hell after i saw that shit #staysexyraphael

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BIANCA *WA$* DRE$$ED TF DOWN, YOU'RE RIGHT.