LOUIZZ VA$PRI
@asanineTemptation
LIVE HARD, LOVE HARD, LIFE HARD. AND $EX IT UP ALL THE WAY, BABY. HEAD OF RECREATION AT CLEMTI & CO. PLANETARY DEVELOPMENT. HE/HIM
HOW FAKE NOOK EATER$ LOOK WHEN A REAL $LURPER COME$ AT THEM #N$FW
SINC£ LIK£ SOM£ OF TH£ TROLLS ON THIS SIT£ WHO PLAY L£AGU£ AR£ R£ALLY M£AN IV£ GON£ BACK TO OV£RWATCH!!!!!!( ｡ •` ⤙´• ｡)" https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/thawatch.png
why she orple?
/yeh bro gimme the 𝐋ace doi𝐋y over𝐋ay rq and uhhh throw on the can't see shit fi𝐋ter rq too thanks
/and a𝐋so queue me for supp andddd 𝐋emme 𝐋ock in cringes𝐋op chara fucc perfect
YOU AR£ LIK£ SO M£AN!!!! ( ｡ •`ᴖ´• ｡) IM R£ALLY GOOD AT SUPPORT!!! WHICH IS LIK£ WHY I QU£U£ IT!!(¬`‸´¬)
UGH!!!! ₍₍⚞( ˃ ロ ˂)⚟⁾⁾ UGH. UGH!!!!!! YOU DO NOT KNOW THAT!!!! I LIK£ WON THAT GAM£!!!
From my not£s app: PLANS FOR LIK£ THIS DIM S£ASON!!ᜊ( ' ⩊ '𖦹)ᜊ ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊୨ᰔ୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹ J£RK IT WRIT£ RPF(˶ > ₃ < ˶) DRINK! CHIT LIK£ IV£ N£V£R CHITT£D B£FOR£ WORK HARD AT MY JOB!(๑>◡<๑) LIST£N TO MUSIC!! CL£AN MY HIV£? SHOW£R!!! #nsfw
This Chitt Is Glittering Like A Diamond In A Sea Of Nonsense Nowhere Chitts.
And Yet, You Still #slay.
Th£y lik£, should l£t m£ lik£ find you and lik£ cull you.
Big fan of when people who are obviously lit off the yayo have a visible lock in to appropriately tag their Chitts. I know it probably took you a solid thirty seconds to type "#substance" with one eye closed while completely stationary, but your dedication is appreciated and I commend you for it.
> no 1t2 mo2tly ju2t a plot conven1ent 3 2econd2 of 2ober1ng up to type the nece22ary tag2 <
yum.
yup*
Glad you knew I was talking about you.
course. love you obamam.
obama.
platoncicly
you get thefuckin idea.
I do.
N£W GRUBTUB£ VID£O LIK£, DROPP£D!!(˶ˆᗜˆ˵) https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/Untitl£d4_20260610190822.png
WHY I$ EVERYTHING A "DI$ORDER" OR A "$YNDROME". WHY CAN'T I JU$T HAVE NORMAL RAPID MOOD $WING$ THAT RUIN MO$T OF MY RELATION$HIP$.
HE PUNCHED ME AND IT FELT LIKE A LOWBLOOD BOILING $PECTACLE EVENT.
ME AT THE GATE$ OF TROLLHALLA: $O WHAT CLOUD THE PIERCED INDIGO THEY/THEM$ ON? THE MIRTHFUL ME$$IAH: GTFO!!!!
“On a cloud much quieter than the one you reside on“ (Zirzot 87).
Lik£, LOUIZZ. ;/
I KNOW I $AID I'D $TOP CULLBAITING HIGHBLOOD$ BUT LIKE. I DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE AN EXCU$E TBH.
Lik£, UGH. Lik£, your£ actually lik£, going to g£t lik£ fucking cull£d you actual lik£ fucking lik£, UGH.
YEAH RIGHT. I'LL JU$T $END A TEALBLOOD INTERN WHO LOOK$ KINDA LIKE ME TO GO FIGHT IN MY PLACE, YOU KNOW? YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY.
f|ffth of vodskA bowl of cerreeeAl #gr|lbreAkfAst #substAnce
☆ you gotta smoKe smth too for that extra flavor☆
this is why i hired y0u real as fuck
Aftr cereAll c|g |s A msut
New intern started today. I saw them and flin€hed - maybe we should start pronoun €ir€les for new hires...
BEEN WATCHING MY LITTLE HOOFBEA$T WITH CORVOE AND MALBRO. MY FAVOURITE I$ RARITY, $HE $HOULD BE ALLOWED TO KILL THE OTHER HOOFBEA$T$ WITH HAMMER$.
The best hoofbeast is €learly Filthy Ri€h. He's the most business-minded there is.
#RarityShouldKillTheOtherHoofbeastsWithHammers!!!
☼ I am so glad that you find somepony that resonates with you, but please understand, we don't condone nor desire harm towards other ponies. Ponies are friends; our friends. And Rarity is a wonderful friend. Trixie is also quite the treat. I do enjoy her shows! ☼
THANK YOU, PRINCE$$! WITH THE POWER OF YOUR FRIEND$HIP, I NO LONGER BELIEVE RARITY $HOULD KILL THE OTHER HOOFBEA$T$ WITH HAMMER$!
☼ I don't think that would make Rarity very happy, now would it? She loves us all just as we love her. ☼
ting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
▬ purrbeast i wont lie... mumm¥grub hurt herself pla¥ing with her strife specibus earlier and needs ¥ou to take her to the nearest mediculler immediatel¥ ᝰ
X See the part nobody tells you about my lifestyle is that you feel like shit until you hit the minimum amount of drugs in your system to function #substance x
I think that this is a wellknown and well documentated aspect of addiction.
X Nah it’s secret x
testimony: the minimum is for weenies callie you need to be #drugmaxxing 🪩🦩🍹🍺🍻🍾🥂🌅🤙#substance
you moost inject more droog to counteract the droog. trust me i am a doctorses #substance
X I trust you wholeheartedly and without question x
Lik£, b£ach photo from my lik£, most r£c£nt offic£ trip! Lik£ totally lik£, thank you to all my lik£ favourit£s who lik£, t£nd£d to my n££ds lik£, as usual lik£, LMAO. Also lik£ a big thank you to @gangstasCrossbon£s for b£ing lik£ totally lik£, on£ of my favourit£ lik£ trolls lik£, ATM. <3 Lik£, totally lik£, way too kind!!! https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/b£achvo£.png
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Lik£ aw ;[ mayb£ I can lik£ try but lik£ IDK. I lik£, dont know if ill b£ lik£ s££ing you lik£, any tim£ soon so lik£, LOL!!!
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Lik£, OMFG!!<3 lik£, thank you ;]
I WI$H I $TILL HAD A LU$U$ $O I COULD EXPLOIT IT FOR LIKE$ ON CHITTR.
We are a€tually in agreement on this point.
▬ https://file.garden/aDWSiI8XjQhuhQ1u/MALBRO%5D/That%20one%20friend%20whos%20too%20sex%20positive.png #nsfw #railswhopail ᝰ
I'M NOT $ORRY, BUT ALL HUMAN FOOD LOOK$ LIKE KAY'$ COOKING TO ME. HTTP$://WWW.YOUTUBE.COM/WATCH?V=HLVIVAY3VWO
$TICK A COUPLE EARTH COCKCROACHE$ ON THAT AND IT *MIGHT* BE EDIBLE. EUGH.
you asshole. the kay human has some of the bbest cullinary skills ive ever seen on that bboring planet ≈:o/
IF YOU BRING YOUR MOIRAIL TO THE FUNCTION AND THEY'RE UGLY, I'M GONNA VAPE ON THEM A LITTLE BIT.
POINT OF ORDER! well they're not.
THEN THEY'LL BE $AFE FROM MY RIGHTEOU$ VAPOUR CLOUD. AL$O HOW HOT ARE WE $PEAKING, HERE?
READING ONTO THE RECORD! subjectively that's so hard to answer since it is kind of impossible to see them in a concupiscent way. objectively though, you've *seen* corvoe.
POINT OF ORDER! i am invoking my 5th Imperial Endictment privilege to avoid testifying to information that could be incriminating to either myself or any of my quadrantmates
IF I $AW MY MATE$PRIT CRY DURING THE ALTERNIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM I'D CHEAT ON HIM.
Lik£, LOL!
whats wrong with it?? i always thought it was pretty nice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-NlpCUS2ek
its cute!!
ALRIGHT, I MU$T'VE HIT MY THINKPAN GETTING OUT OF MY RECUPERACOON THI$ MORNING BECAU$E I'M KINDA HEARING THI$ RN??
I WANT 20 THOU$AND HOE$ AND THEY ALL GOTTA BE EMO.
And everyone over here should be reminded of how fantastic Legally Blonde is. Elle Woods is truly what all legislacerators should aspire to be like.
LITERALYL MY 2ND FAVE MOVIE!!!!!!!!!
Also my second favourite movie!! What is your first favourite, then?
its hard 2 pick a definitive, but ig id have 2 go w the craft whats yours?
Yesssss.
READING ONTO THE RECORD! Legally Bronze is one of the best musicals ever made. though in terms of fictional legislacerators to emulate, from musicals in particular, i'n quite partial to Troll Chicago's Billie Flynne