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@asanineTemptation
LIVE HARD, LOVE HARD, LIFE HARD. AND $EX IT UP ALL THE WAY, BABY. HEAD OF RECREATION AT CLEMTI & CO. PLANETARY DEVELOPMENT. HE/HIM
HOW FAKE NOOK EATER$ LOOK WHEN A REAL $LURPER COME$ AT THEM #N$FW
NEW PFP @CEA$ELE$$TOMFOOLERY CHEER$ BRO.
you seriously got your new pfp from my callout post? ≈:O|
unbbelievabble meeting with @ardourCorvidae and @asanineTemptation at #JeevikWeek last sweep. https://file.garden/aReFoSMd7C6GgbbtBB/was_he_coked_out_or_what.png
I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER THI$, BRO. PROBABLY.
Lik£, LMAO. Lik£, OMG. Lik£, no way. Lik£, LMAO????
SINC£ LIK£ SOM£ OF TH£ TROLLS ON THIS SIT£ WHO PLAY L£AGU£ AR£ R£ALLY M£AN IV£ GON£ BACK TO OV£RWATCH!!!!!!( ｡ •` ⤙´• ｡)" https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/thawatch.png
why she orple?
/yeh bro gimme the 𝐋ace doi𝐋y over𝐋ay rq and uhhh throw on the can't see shit fi𝐋ter rq too thanks
/and a𝐋so queue me for supp andddd 𝐋emme 𝐋ock in cringes𝐋op chara fucc perfect
YOU AR£ LIK£ SO M£AN!!!! ( ｡ •`ᴖ´• ｡) IM R£ALLY GOOD AT SUPPORT!!! WHICH IS LIK£ WHY I QU£U£ IT!!(¬`‸´¬)
UGH!!!! ₍₍⚞( ˃ ロ ˂)⚟⁾⁾ UGH. UGH!!!!!! YOU DO NOT KNOW THAT!!!! I LIK£ WON THAT GAM£!!!
From my not£s app: PLANS FOR LIK£ THIS DIM S£ASON!!ᜊ( ' ⩊ '𖦹)ᜊ ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊୨ᰔ୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹ J£RK IT WRIT£ RPF(˶ > ₃ < ˶) DRINK! CHIT LIK£ IV£ N£V£R CHITT£D B£FOR£ WORK HARD AT MY JOB!(๑>◡<๑) LIST£N TO MUSIC!! CL£AN MY HIV£? SHOW£R!!! #nsfw
This Chitt Is Glittering Like A Diamond In A Sea Of Nonsense Nowhere Chitts.
And Yet, You Still #slay.
Th£y lik£, should l£t m£ lik£ find you and lik£ cull you.
Big fan of when people who are obviously lit off the yayo have a visible lock in to appropriately tag their Chitts. I know it probably took you a solid thirty seconds to type "#substance" with one eye closed while completely stationary, but your dedication is appreciated and I commend you for it.
> no 1t2 mo2tly ju2t a plot conven1ent 3 2econd2 of 2ober1ng up to type the nece22ary tag2 <
yum.
yup*
Glad you knew I was talking about you.
course. love you obamam.
obama.
platoncicly
you get thefuckin idea.
I do.
N£W GRUBTUB£ VID£O LIK£, DROPP£D!!(˶ˆᗜˆ˵) https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/Untitl£d4_20260610190822.png
WHY I$ EVERYTHING A "DI$ORDER" OR A "$YNDROME". WHY CAN'T I JU$T HAVE NORMAL RAPID MOOD $WING$ THAT RUIN MO$T OF MY RELATION$HIP$.
HE PUNCHED ME AND IT FELT LIKE A LOWBLOOD BOILING $PECTACLE EVENT.
ME AT THE GATE$ OF TROLLHALLA: $O WHAT CLOUD THE PIERCED INDIGO THEY/THEM$ ON? THE MIRTHFUL ME$$IAH: GTFO!!!!
“On a cloud much quieter than the one you reside on“ (Zirzot 87).
I KNOW I $AID I'D $TOP CULLBAITING HIGHBLOOD$ BUT LIKE. I DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE AN EXCU$E TBH.
Lik£, UGH. Lik£, your£ actually lik£, going to g£t lik£ fucking cull£d you actual lik£ fucking lik£, UGH.
YEAH RIGHT. I'LL JU$T $END A TEALBLOOD INTERN WHO LOOK$ KINDA LIKE ME TO GO FIGHT IN MY PLACE, YOU KNOW? YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY.
f|ffth of vodskA bowl of cerreeeAl #gr|lbreAkfAst #substAnce
☆ you gotta smoKe smth too for that extra flavor☆
this is why i hired y0u real as fuck
Aftr cereAll c|g |s A msut
New intern started today. I saw them and flin€hed - maybe we should start pronoun €ir€les for new hires...
BEEN WATCHING MY LITTLE HOOFBEA$T WITH CORVOE AND MALBRO. MY FAVOURITE I$ RARITY, $HE $HOULD BE ALLOWED TO KILL THE OTHER HOOFBEA$T$ WITH HAMMER$.
The best hoofbeast is €learly Filthy Ri€h. He's the most business-minded there is.
#RarityShouldKillTheOtherHoofbeastsWithHammers!!!
☼ I am so glad that you find somepony that resonates with you, but please understand, we don't condone nor desire harm towards other ponies. Ponies are friends; our friends. And Rarity is a wonderful friend. Trixie is also quite the treat. I do enjoy her shows! ☼
THANK YOU, PRINCE$$! WITH THE POWER OF YOUR FRIEND$HIP, I NO LONGER BELIEVE RARITY $HOULD KILL THE OTHER HOOFBEA$T$ WITH HAMMER$!
☼ I don't think that would make Rarity very happy, now would it? She loves us all just as we love her. ☼
ting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
▬ purrbeast i wont lie... mumm¥grub hurt herself pla¥ing with her strife specibus earlier and needs ¥ou to take her to the nearest mediculler immediatel¥ ᝰ
X See the part nobody tells you about my lifestyle is that you feel like shit until you hit the minimum amount of drugs in your system to function #substance x
I think that this is a wellknown and well documentated aspect of addiction.
X Nah it’s secret x
testimony: the minimum is for weenies callie you need to be #drugmaxxing 🪩🦩🍹🍺🍻🍾🥂🌅🤙#substance
you moost inject more droog to counteract the droog. trust me i am a doctorses #substance
X I trust you wholeheartedly and without question x
Lik£, b£ach photo from my lik£, most r£c£nt offic£ trip! Lik£ totally lik£, thank you to all my lik£ favourit£s who lik£, t£nd£d to my n££ds lik£, as usual lik£, LMAO. Also lik£ a big thank you to @gangstasCrossbon£s for b£ing lik£ totally lik£, on£ of my favourit£ lik£ trolls lik£, ATM. <3 Lik£, totally lik£, way too kind!!! https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/b£achvo£.png
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Lik£ aw ;[ mayb£ I can lik£ try but lik£ IDK. I lik£, dont know if ill b£ lik£ s££ing you lik£, any tim£ soon so lik£, LOL!!!
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I WI$H I $TILL HAD A LU$U$ $O I COULD EXPLOIT IT FOR LIKE$ ON CHITTR.
We are a€tually in agreement on this point.
▬ https://file.garden/aDWSiI8XjQhuhQ1u/MALBRO%5D/That%20one%20friend%20whos%20too%20sex%20positive.png #nsfw #railswhopail ᝰ
I'M NOT $ORRY, BUT ALL HUMAN FOOD LOOK$ LIKE KAY'$ COOKING TO ME. HTTP$://WWW.YOUTUBE.COM/WATCH?V=HLVIVAY3VWO
$TICK A COUPLE EARTH COCKCROACHE$ ON THAT AND IT *MIGHT* BE EDIBLE. EUGH.
you asshole. the kay human has some of the bbest cullinary skills ive ever seen on that bboring planet ≈:o/
IF YOU BRING YOUR MOIRAIL TO THE FUNCTION AND THEY'RE UGLY, I'M GONNA VAPE ON THEM A LITTLE BIT.
POINT OF ORDER! well they're not.
THEN THEY'LL BE $AFE FROM MY RIGHTEOU$ VAPOUR CLOUD. AL$O HOW HOT ARE WE $PEAKING, HERE?
READING ONTO THE RECORD! subjectively that's so hard to answer since it is kind of impossible to see them in a concupiscent way. objectively though, you've *seen* corvoe.
POINT OF ORDER! i am invoking my 5th Imperial Endictment privilege to avoid testifying to information that could be incriminating to either myself or any of my quadrantmates
IF I $AW MY MATE$PRIT CRY DURING THE ALTERNIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM I'D CHEAT ON HIM.
whats wrong with it?? i always thought it was pretty nice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-NlpCUS2ek
its cute!!
ALRIGHT, I MU$T'VE HIT MY THINKPAN GETTING OUT OF MY RECUPERACOON THI$ MORNING BECAU$E I'M KINDA HEARING THI$ RN??