LOUIZZ VA$PRI
@asanineTemptation
LIVE HARD, LOVE HARD, LIFE HARD. AND $EX IT UP ALL THE WAY, BABY. HE/HIM
HOW FAKE NOOK EATER$ LOOK WHEN A REAL $LURPER COME$ AT THEM #N$FW
#ERIDANWEEK #CATERING LOWKEY #$UCK$. EVERYTHING I$ $HAPED LIKE HI$ FACE? I EITHER GOTTA MAKE OUT WITH OR LOBOTOMI$E THE$E ERIDANNUT$ (ERIDAN DONUT$) DEPENDING ON WHICH $IDE I APPROACH FROM.
g get one o of his e entire body a and bite him in half :)
take it to the next naturall step, shove it all in a bllender and make an eridan goop. god knows hes been begging for it his wholle llife
Tell me about it, mew~ reminds me of my cousin he does that shit too, it's especially weird eating a steak in the shape of a family member, mew~ 💖✨
I don't believe that makes for a pleasant doughnut eating experience I will be honest with you
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The Carb.o°nated Caravanserai c.o°mes with a N.o° Eridan Shapes guarantee the .o°nly stall here which managed t.o° get a license f.o°r such
OKAY, THAT I$ TRUE. BUT ALL THE FUCKING CHIP$ ARE $HAPED LIKE HI$ HAIR $WOOP.
AND THAT'$ WHY I ALWAY$ GO TO YOU FOR MY MOUNTAIN $PEW. DAP ME UP
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#BOUNCINGONIT WITH MY. UM. YEAH. AT #ERIDANWEEK
dØ yØu ever feel like a bØuncy hØuse, drifting thrØugh the wind, wanting tØ bØunce again? #eridanweek
,..,the #bouncingonit was the friends we made along the way,..,
THE FUCKING BOUNCY CA$TLE. #ERIDANWEEK $LICK, YOUR DAY$ ARE NUMBERED.
(( ERIDANWEEK DAY 2................ R U READY...? https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek ))
𝄆𝄞 𓆏 I 𓆏 wanna ♫ get 𝅝ff ♫ Eridan𝄒s Wild Ride 𝄈𝄔 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏
I FEEL LIKE WRA$$LING #WRA$$LING
r u breas+ing b00bily 0r b00by breas+ing? b0yz all0wed 2 answer 2!! #phil0s0phy #nsfw
breasting boobily!
I..I uh.. I.. I likė.. Brėastiṅg bȯȯbily.. I thiṅk
TROLL BRUNO MAR$ I$ KINDA THE NEW TROLL JE$U$ IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT. DIED AWE$OMELY THEN CAME BACK. THE $UFFERER I$ *$O* LA$T $WEEP.
THI$ MIGHT MADE CROCKER GOD, $INCE $HE BROUGHT HIM BACK, YEAH.
ME AND TROLL BRUNO MAR$ HAVE A $EN$UAL PA$T BUT NO-ONE EVER WANT$ TO TALK ABOUT THAT. #RIPKING
HOLY $HIT NVM. #WELCOMEBACKKING #HMU
JU$T FOUND OUT ABOUT THI$ HUMAN INVENTION "NIPPLE$". $HITDAMN THEY $OUND $O COOL, I WI$H WE HAD THEM. I WANNA GET THE PIERCING$.
Nipples Would Only Make Rumblesphears Look All The More Obscene, So Of Course I Am Against This In Every Way. It Would Be Terrible To See Them Through Shirts, Even Worse Without Them On. #nsfw
Nipples are the second best human invention.
It's a three way tie between toast, boba tea, and vibrators.
Stop dunking your titties in boba tea.
I am legalizing Gay Marriage 2.
fuck yes. IvE bEEn wAitIng for this for swEEps
𝄆𝄞 𓆏 Mr.𝄽 Tr𝅝llbama 𝅗𝅥o you 𓆏 have any 𝄴o𝆐𝆐ents on the ♫ recent ♪ 𝅗𝅥isap𝆏earance 𝅝f @helloEvery𝄬ody 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏
I'VE BEEN CAMPED OUT$IDE THE GRAY HOU$E WAITING FOR THI$ DROP. HELL YE$.
Green Markiplier's lack of presence was brought to my attention after a certain Strider lamented on his absence. My team and I have no further comments to share.
WA$ THE $UFFERER THE FIR$T VICTIM OF CANCEL CULTURE? 🤔
IF WE DATE, MY DRUG$ ARE YOUR DRUG$. #$UB$TANCE #GENERO$ITY #THI$I$WHYRARITYI$THEBE$TPONY
#RarityShouldBeAllowedToKillTheOtherHoofbeatsWithHammers
CUDDLING WITH A GOLDBLOOD FEEL$ LIKE YOU'RE LYING ON THE REMOTE.
WHERE'$ THE BIG BEEFY GOLDIE$ GETTING IN MY COMMENT $ECTION TO PROVE ME WRONG. CHOP CHOP?
NO WE HAVE TO $HOWER TOGETHER. THERE$ A WATER DROUGHT IN THRA$HTHRU$T, WE HAVE TO RE$ERVE THE WATER!!
REMEMBER TO $UPPORT $MALL YURI BU$INE$$E$ THI$ #YURIAPPRECIATIONDAY. DONT FALL VICTIM TO BIG YURI'$ BA$ELE$$ QUEERBAITING, COU$IN$LOP, AND GAYBURYING.
CRU$H I$ A $TRONG WORD ACTUALLY. "POTENTIAL CHUM$ WITH BENEFIT$" I$ BETTER. #VAGUECHITTING
$OMETIME$ YOU JU$T HAVE TO MAKE PEACE WITH THE FACT THAT UR CRU$HE$ ARE FLIRTING WITH EACH OTHER. E$PECIALLY WHEN YOU HAVE A$ MANY A$ I DO. #VAGUECHITTING #3$OME...?👀 #N$FW
RE$T IN PEACE MY LU$U$, THEY GOT HIT BY A BAZOOKA. #KABOOM HTTP$://FILE.GARDEN/AREFO$MD7C6GGBTB/IMG_7500.GIF
is it rude to say thats kinda fucking awesome
AFRAID $O. WE LO$T $NAKEPARENT$ TO DRONE$ WAY BACK. AND OBVIOU$LY I COPE WITH HUMOUR. #HEYLU$U$ #DEADLU$U$
↘️oh my god, it is such a horror to witness the attack recorded and also posted above.↘️ ↗️THE MADNESS NEVER ENDS.↗️
NO HAHA, IT WA$ PRETTY $ICK. THEY WOULDA WANTED TO GO OUT THAT WAY
x( aw... i'm so sorry... i hope u feel better abt it soon,,,
