♠ hated by @asanineTemptation
｢(;´д｀) megane-san isn't allowed to do that anymore.｣
unbbelievabble meeting with @ardourCorvidae and @asanineTemptation at #JeevikWeek last sweep. https://file.garden/aReFoSMd7C6GgbbtBB/was_he_coked_out_or_what.png
@devilishDebel hey man why do you hate my chits what did i do to you
｢ummmm... (*´,_ゝ｀) megane-san is a boy... not a josei. (；｀∀´) syooo... ie.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: josei means girl! ie means... nyuh uh.]
｢push oppai together nyahw? ( ´∀｀ )b｣
｢*fap* aahh~ *fap* aahh~~｣ ｢sore dakedesu ka? (｡・´_｀・｡)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: is that it?]
Lik£, £mbarassing kism£sis.
Lik£, ask all of my d£partm£nr lik£, LOL.
It's always "Bulge, bulge, bulge" with you people. Never "Job".
reminder for all my #cagttl stuff: im saying the quiet part out loud ;) this is hovw men think. and it clearly vworks, im ewven seeing gay gals go "vwould if he vwas a she"
Read it and weep! A good and proper rating of all the smurfs. I had to thick the herd some in my selections as theres like kind of a fricken billion of them but this is all the bigguns basically. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9ad2eeccaf39.png
sorry ladies, but i do hawve a favworite gal. sensitivwe chest, tight nook, absolute bulge fetishist, total bimbo slut... my rosies an 11/10 and it aint evwen close. she just cant resist my charms ;) #nsfvw
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｢vkei-chan, protect your senpai megane-san! (;＿q)｣
｢east alternia mame chishiki ichi! did you know, east alternian trolls lack the gene for body odor? (ﾟ〇ﾟ) kekeke, east alternians nyever have to wear deodoranto... kyah! gyahhh, megane-san almost forgot! (/--)/ this gene also gives dem very dry waxies in their listening tubes! Σ(´□｀ﾉ)ﾉ neeiht doesn't know how this is connected, but... it is! (ФωФ) east alternian kyuties must smell so yoi. yosh!!!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: mame shishiki ichi means FUN FACT NUMBER ONE! megane-san might launch this into a series, kekeke~ ＼(^_^)／ deodoranto means yucky chemical to suppress your alpha boymusk. yoi means "so guuuudddddd(///∇///)aahhhh~" and yoshi means "yeh!"]
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/907062010485805070/1509979206791073994/20260529_115759.jpg?ex=6a1b2538&is=6a19d3b8&hm=e10090473540822ead88bece76efa7dcf2b911bf8f027018315181955443e1d5& #mylunch
｢huffhuff...huffhuff... megane-san boycreamed at the same time he won a kyōbai for a tsukey-chan shokushu adobenchā figure... (;つД｀)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: this post contains #NSFW content! dead featherbeast, don't like, don't read. (´ε ｀ ) kyōbai is another way to say ōkushon, an east alternian way to say the thing you do at a bidding hive! or on the internetto, in megane-san's case, kekeke~ (ФωФ)]
｢neeiht's greatest hoshii is to purchase a pair of ai-chan's pantsus! ( °∇^) butttt.... whenyehver he buys off the official saito they don't even smell tsukatta.(T-T)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: this content contains #suggestive material! don't like, don't read! hoshii means megane-san's wish he wants with his entire kokoro!ヘ(^_^) pantsus means kyuuuutieful panties that ai-chan's noo-noo touched, saito is the term for east alternian websites, and tsukatta means to be used by a kawaii girl like ai-chan!! (*´-`)]
i should also say that drinks and wweed are fine, givven youre responsible but i wwill not tolerate hard drugs. #edsbeachepisode #substances
Lik£, I would lik£, totally l£t th£m shoot m£.
Don't air out my business like this. There are shareholders on this site. Pay €ut.
The More You Hate My Chitts The More My Resolve Grows. I Will Not Give In. I Will Not Be Silenced.
Do You Think The Empress Will Be Willing To Be Interviewed?
you wont trick me into revealing my location. fuck you. #eridanweek
Sighhhhhhhh I wish I could go to #eridanweek but I'm stuck in jail sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh if only someone would do something about this sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
put a condom on your 3ar and fuck what you h3ard about m3 #n2fw
▼man this eridan week sucks bulge▲ ▼best thing to do here is leave▲
this eridan week stuff is a slippery slope. soon enough you'LL see posts like "going to eridan sweep, day 287!" they are playing us for fucking fools
aged like a fine vwine ;)
The Death And Subsequent Revival Of Troll Bruno Mars Was A Publicity Stunt Orchestrated By Eridan To Bring More Attention To His Event. Stay Informed. #liesoferidan
I heard that #EridanWeek is also profiting off the eXploitation of honest, hardworking midbloods. Maybe this isn't something we should be supporting.... #CancelEridanWeek - MC Oleana
My employees have re€ently taken to bursting into "I've Got a Dream" from troll Tangled at inopportune times (literally whenever). How do I get them to stop doing this and fo€us on work? #BusinessTips #Dream€rushing
9n an unrelated n9te, n9t inspired 6y any s9rt 9f recent events, I want t9 remind any9ne practicing #celi6acy t9 remain steadfast in y9ur c9nvicti9ns, n9 matter what s9rt 9f temptresses cr9ss y9ur Chittr feed 9r y9ur thinkpan. And remem6er, stay away fr9m Eridan Week. #AntiEridanWeek #N9thingWeek
So Many Lyrics On The Chittr Feed Today. Seems That We're Lyric Stuck.
It Goes Without Saying, I’m Interested In Interviewing Attendees Of Eridanweek. Send Me A Dm. #liesoferidan
Stop dunking your titties in boba tea.
proud to announce that wwe are partnerin wwith @gutsyGumshoe at crockercorp to bring their bleedin edge neww crockercorp unreal heiress© FVVR tiaratop FLARP edition© to #eridanwweek avvailable for purchase wwith #amporacoin TONIGHT on my awwesome fuckin airship plenty a you humanfolk on chittr havve been knowwn to CONSUME crockercorp merchandise technology foodstuffs auto parts fashion accessories and lifestyle products for swweeps noww but alternia is fresh ground for crockercorp so dont be afraid to OBEY your sense a curiosity and feel free to trial out the unreal heiress© FVVR tiaratop FLARP edition© after @ardourCorvvidae performs livve on deck and SUBMIT a revvieww if you havve feedback #gaming #flarp #music #crockercorp
you all wvish you had my ratio https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f91471b55283.png
in honor of #eridanwweek i am wwantin to reconcile wwith those ivve wwronged and maybe evven hurt wwith my lusus killin antics if YOUVVE been orphaned by eridan then first wwrite a strongly wworded letter in red ink and take it to the tallest peak in the land SET THE LETTER ALIGHT sing a hymn as the ashes are blowwn dowwn the mountain pass finally fuckin do us all a favvor and FLING yourself off the cliff then and ONLY then wwill i entertain the notion of apologizin also fuck you and your ugly dead lusus
for your clarification it's #spadesslickweek not #slickweek.
#pissweek is not happening either. can't believe i even have to say that.
YES, THE PROMPTS ARE DIFFERENT EACH DAY, AND IN TRUE WRITING CHALLENGE FASHION, ALSO INCLUDE ALTERNATE PROMPTS EACH DAY FOR A TOTAL OF 14 TO CHOOSE FROM. DAY ONE: FLUSH / PALE DAY TWO: CUCK CHAIR / FUDANSHI THRONE DAY THREE: HURT/COMFORT / WHUMP DAY FOUR: PITCH / ASHEN DAY FIVE: MAGIC / SCIENCE DAY SIX: GUNPLAY / WANDPLAY DAY SEVEN: MARCH / COSPLAY HOPE THIS HELPS.
ball$ 0ut, yeah, i'm l00kin' at the view, tryna take it all in pau$e
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Louizz. Lik£, stop rag£baiting OMG.
MY DRAWING PAD WON'T START. WHAT THE FUCK. SOMEONE FIX THIS IMMEDIATELY, AND I WILL CONSIDER SPARING YOUR LIFE. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH IT. HERE IS ATTACHED, A PICTURE OF IT. FOR DIAGNOSIS PURPOSES. HTTPS://I.YTIMG.COM/VI/L9EHL169X3Q/HQ720.JPG?SQP=-OAYMWEHCK4FEIIDSFRYQ4QPAXMIARUAAAAAGAELAADIQJ0AGKJD&RS=AON4CLCBW_NWCPHX-QN7CUJD-KHBC3GUJG
A lot of people €ould benefit from being under my €ontrol with no free will.
You €an't file a €lass a€tion lawsuit be€ause you don't have €lass, you don't get a€tion, and you don't even own a suit.
Beefing with my chick when I'm in jail.
ewven casual shes looking fine damn
troll alexa add to my notes “ruminatin on masturbatin” #nsfww
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d8a0180089cd.png @affectionConsecrated #nsfw #substance
taking a break from feeding the horses and this made me laugh from my facegrub group. hope it brings a smile to evveryone else too! #zoology #makinglovvelikethediscovverychannel https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/62c48db054c9.jpeg
Fucked up in the clu8 thinking a8out the fall of the roman empire
aw yes breakfast is served https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0170.jpeg
dID ANYONE EVER, tELL THAT GUY, wHAT THE DEAL IS, wITH AIRPLANE FOOD? hE SEEMED WORRIED, i HOPE HE GOT, a SATISFYING, aNSWER,
one night closer to #eridanwweek
:33< goth clowns in cloth gowns
so liek..... whats ya pronouns nd by pns i mean watcha main on LEAGUE bbygrlz !!
damn girl ar3 you a 2quatt3r? cau23 you'r3 ill3gally occupying all my thought2.
LOL.
great newws #eridanwweek is fast approachin
Fire them. (Out of a €annon into the va€uum of spa€e.)
true. y0u g0nna get me a pizza 0r what?
He Chitted "why Does It Hurt When I Pail"
Proof? Lik£, proof??
Lik£, DAMN! Why th£ h£ll ar£ you lik£, mad.
i cant stop vwinning
nowv vwere talking babe, hmu any time you need to blovw off some steam, or maybe something else ;)
I Just Yoinked Her Name Instead
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you are wvhat you eat babe ;)
Boonbucks? Lik£, y£s. :P T£quila? Lik£. Also y£s.
oh wow this is a lot to unpack im going to metaphorically and platonically and nonromantically look you in the eyes directly with my shades off when i tell you this we dont get hatched like yall
Barkb£ast mat£sprit? Lik£, l£ts £uthaniz£ him! #vagu£chitting
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Just got called a ‘passoid’ by a goldblood. ]
AND YET. HERE I AM. uNGRABBED. AROuND THE HEEL. BY MY MANY TWINK ENEMIES. WHO SHOuLD BE. BEGGING ME FOR MERCY. AT MY FEET. ONLY TO BE. GRABBED. AND SuBJECTED TO. A REAL FuCKPuMMELING. A GRuELING TORTuRE. ADMINISTERED. BY ONE OF MY MOST. TRuSTED OF BITCH CADETS. SuBORDINATE SWEETHEARTS. MY DOOM FETCHING COMBAT CONCuBINES. WHY IS THAT?
are y0u taking v0lunteers?
Lik£, post it.
Want lik£, pictur£s? :P <3
magic an wwomen i should havve knowwn chittr put frauds on a pedestal
this^
https://preview.redd.it/nanna-edits-over-pin-ups-not-porn-but-it-is-pin-ups-so-v0-3i65tovbdxog1.jpg?width=1012&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b767fcfdec969c435350604513ed1f0463526f9 How naughty! Hoo hoo hoo! This image was uploaded by u/t4n3l1 on r/nannaspritefuckers (very inappropiate name! they should change it!)
THIS WEBSITE HATES ME
me when it's n0t friday.
You don't g£t to lik£ op£n my bra and say w£ll looky h£r£ Louizz. Not right now.
You might b£ lik£, ultrafuck£d. BTW. LOL.
not particuularly!!! I LOVE my moirail, he's the best! and I guuess my kismesis is alright too ;P
Lik£ just you Louizz.
H£r£. Wait no lik£, im not that d£sp£rat£. Hit m£ up for a good tim£ and lik£, a long tim£ #FOR£V£R.
Follow for more business tips.
if only i could havve a checkmark 😭 feelin lonely tonight dont tell anyone 👀💜👉 link in bio
It's ⌂fter ⌂ long h⌂rd night of pen meets p⌂per th⌂t I like to exorcise the tomewrigglers th⌂t scr⌂mble ⌂bout my think p⌂n with ⌂ good long re⌂d of—no, not my own, but somebody else's work! Who ⌂re your f⌂vourite ⌂uthors/writers/⌂lterni⌂n sl⌂m poets, chithe⌂ds? I know there ⌂re ⌂liens on here, so speci⌂l shiny glitter biscuit goes to ⌂nyone who t⌂kes the time to n⌂me ⌂n ⌂lterni⌂n ⌂rtist. If you c⌂n't n⌂me ⌂ny, m⌂ybe you should reflect on th⌂t—⌂s this is our website ⌂fter ⌂ll, ⌂h⌂h⌂. #popul⌂r #liter⌂te #pendr⌂spe⌂ks
!CommunicatioN! .If you have a moirail, ,you can talk it through with them to get to the bottom of your feelings, ,but you need to tell your matesprit how you feeL. .Either the relationship will get better, ,or you can focus on finding someone else who'll be a better matespriT.
Just. Tell them straight up I guess.
You cannot outrun me, I was here the entire time.
2up fuck3r2
i think i wont.
givve me six hours to chop dowwn a tree and i wwill spend the first four FLARPing #flarpaholic #gaming
"im going to fuck you silly" okay im going to fuck you serious. im going to fuck you professional. #nsfw
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chickpee is 0ne 0f my fav0rite flav0rs t00.
W£ll lik£, shit!! Com£ ov£r I lik£ gu£ss <33
Don't car£ plus my rumbl£sph£r£s bounc£ wh£n I walk. Thank you all. #nsfw
Can auspistic£s lik£, kiss. asking for a fri£nd? £v£n if th£yr£ lik£, your boss.
made the mistake a barin my soul on this wwebsite nevver again
check oчt this nчmptY that lost a bet https://cdn:imgchest:com/files/6b63278bfbd2:png #art
=^.-.^= #nsfw heh... Tis' me tha' big FELLA inspector!!! I gots t' make sure that all tha' big fella's on chittr are up t' snuff!! post yer ches- SELVES so I can grade yer big fella'ness!! =^.-.^=
Lik£, do you lik£, n££d m£ to lik£, pay that back louizz?? I dont lik£ mind?
ALL LANLDORDS FEAR THE RESOURCEFUL HIVESTEM GASOLINE INVSETOR
if yOurE not a pussy AboUt it yEAh. thEyrE fUckIn gOrgeoUs
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cd2e235f2c81.jpg okay guys how do we feel about this blueprint #circuits
Heh... *tugs collar*
I lov£ and stand by my whipkind for£v£r actually!<3
To any indigos teals and ceruleans itching for a real klatch im happy to host a bop at my place tonight! Let me know if anyone can make the occasion. :)
She gas on my lean until I
⟅ REMEMBER LITTLE GRUBS! always mix a little soap into your gasoline so you can make NAPALM! HAH! ⟆
Fuck m3? And my d3ad lupu2? Ch3ap 2hot. T3n point2.
=( It's becoming apparent to me that all anybody cares about on this application is pailing. Try this titillating bug fact on for size, you harlots. For certain species of formicidae, shortly after copulation, the males bulge will explode. And then they die. This has been insect bulge facts with Atlans. )
What3v3r your3 doing right now, you aint. W3 arguing again. Fuck you x2
MEEEEEEEE PLZ
Aw yay!!! Expect a Friend request Soon!!
Lik£, m£!!! <3<
Only if you would lik£, b£ abl£ to k££p it going for mor£ than a wip£ Louizz, you lik£ know i'm not lik£ into short t£rm stuff!! >:[ Lik£, work on yours£lf first man!
Oh your outfit isn't lik£, work appropriat£! LOL ok! W£ll i'm h£ad of TR so lik£, what£v£r I say go£s! I lik£, hat£ th£s£ cowork£rs som£tim£s, this is why im lik£ Cl£mtis fav. OMFG
⟅ my quirk better WORK or else i'll be forced do something DRAAAAASTIC ⟆
What3v3r your3 doing, you aint. W3r3 arguing now. Fuck you
(| ok so basically, the ranking goes like this: |) 1. bronze (perfect balance of fat and muscle. works with animals so good diet) 2. olive (a little more gamey than bronze but still serviceable) 3. jade (a Rare Treat. but when you get it the quality of the Meat is obvious) 4. violet (not everyone is into the fishy taste but i honestly don't mind) 5. cobalt (some people think it's better than bronze but i disagree) 6. rust (very cheap but definitely mediocre. poor diet and really chewy) 7. teal (very bland. diet consists mainly of Junk Food so not very nutritious) 8. purple (tastes funny. will get you Zooted As Hell so not for the weak) 9. gold (honestly just tastes gross and burnt usually. bad diet too) 10. indigo (really good diet but inedibly tough. impossible to enjoy) (| i'm not especially picky though. these are just objective rankings |)
Aint many lu2ii around th323 day2 for m3 to b3 lifting
s££ you lik£, lat£r Louizz <3<!! B£tt£r b£ good at lik£, hiding your apps!!
Nop£! Don't t£ll th£m though. I lik£, want to b£ abl£ to talk to you. <3<
OMG. Lik£, h£y Louizz!! <3