Clemti Vaspri
@avariceConglomerate
€EO of €lemti & Co. Planetary Development. Discussing all the finest parts of €ommer€e, €apitalism and €onglomera€y. They/them.
My least favourite worker of the day gets put in the "bad employee €orner" for a wipe.
- #WokeUpOnTheFloor #WorkLifeBalance 😂😂
haha are you #wworkinghard or #hardwwhilewworking? haha i think i got the expression right didnt i
- Hi, Zoologer Coolscar! You're purple enough for anything you say to be right! So I'mm always hard at work! 😄😁 #HardWhileWorking #WorkingHard Thanks! Hope this Helps! 😆🙌
thats alright mint despite my royal caste i wwould like you to speak plainly wwith me and be your authentic self if its easier for you i could order it to be the case
- Yes actually it would be easier for you to yes Yeah yes. Haha. Thanks. It would Help. LOL. #Casually
alright of course it wwould be my pleasure ahem ahem mintyl tsurga i am ordering you to please speak honestly to me and be your true authentic self wwhen i am around and also to be my #friend
My employees have re€ently taken to bursting into "I've Got a Dream" from troll Tangled at inopportune times (literally whenever). How do I get them to stop doing this and fo€us on work? #BusinessTips #Dream€rushing
give them PTO and workers comp i literally have more money than i could reasonably spend and im actively trying
Oh, absolutely out of the question. I'd take some of your money off of your paws in ex€hange for giving them one (1) hour off, however.
no instead all of your employees now work for me that's what you get for being a prissy bitch :)
Not when they're meowbeasterwauling where I €an *hear* them. Maybe I should just invest in better soundproofing.
I hear #EridanWeek will be *the* go-to event for networking this sweep. #Im€oming
Not to detract from #eridanweek sweeping the feed, but I suppose in the interest of honoring the historical accomplishments of humanity's brief flirtation with space travel, I would like to announce that I am a loud and proud #yuri supporter.
i always knew u were.......... <3
for like no reason in particular btw
↘️i think it goes without saying that quadrants should stay out of the laborspace.↘️ ↗️IN MY PERSONAL OPINION.↗️
↗️THE FEELING IS NOT MUTUAL.↗️
Whats thė pȯiṅt iṅ kėėpiṅg thėm ȯut ȯf thė wȯrkiṅg placė?? Its bėėṅ pėrfėctly gȯȯd fȯr mė!! Shė cȯmės aṅd hėlps ȯut aṅd I caṅ aid hėr if shės supėr busy sȯ that wė caṅ bȯth gėt ȯff thė clȯck iṅ timė :Dc
I am agreeing with y.o°u
↗️OH OKAY THEN YOU CAN CONTINUE TO COMMENT ONLY APPROVING THINGS.↗️
↘️can you keep this off of a post directly disparaging your actions.↘️ ↗️WHY IS IT EVERYONE HAS COMMON SENSE BUT YOU.↗️
I dȯṅ't uṅdėrstaṅd... Whats sȯ bad abȯut it? I fėėl likė its prėtty cȯmmȯṅ sėṅsė tȯ hėlp yȯur mȯirail ȯut if hėr wȯrklȯads tȯȯ hėavy! :Dc
↘️picture this. you are about to finish your workload and the workload of your handsomely capable and vastly physically superior higher up, a task insurmountable in number and previously thought to be a ridiculous dream.↘️ ↗️YOU ARE ALL SMILES. EAR TO EAR.↗️ ↘️you approach the hydration chamber with good news.↘️ ↗️YOUR SUPERIOR'S MOIRAIL HAS ENTERED THEIR SHIFT. THEIR CONVERSATION WITH THEIR BELOVED IS SO LONG AND WINDING THAT THE EXCESS TASKLOAD BECOMES DESIGNATED ONTO YOU.↗️ ↘️which is awesome.↘️ ↗️BUT GROSSLY UNPROFESSIONAL GIVEN THAT YOU ARE APPROXIMATELY ON THE SAME PECKING ORDER AS THE AFOREMENTIONED CHATTYRAIL.↗️ ↘️the office suffers.↘️ ↗️IMAGINE THAT. AND THINK AGAIN THAT YOUR OFFICEPLACE QUADFILLS ARE APPROPRIATE.↗️
It sȯuṅds likė yȯu might bė a littlė jėalȯus.. ėithėr way thė wȯrk shȯuldṅ't havė bėėṅ pawṅėd ȯff tȯ yȯu! A gȯȯd mȯirail wȯuld'vė hėlpėd yȯur supėriȯr /with/ thėir wȯrk sȯ that thė whȯlė ȯfficė caṅ wȯrk mȯrė harmȯṅiȯusly aṅd ėffėctivėly! Sėėms likė aṅ iṅdividual issuė :)c
↘️you are literally wrong.↘️ ↗️AND ALSO IRRELEVANT.↗️
l1terally how else are you go1ng to care about work enough to not blow the whole place up
New profile pi€ture. Feeling: Professional. https://file.garden/aReFoSMd7€6GgbtB/Untitled1284_20260329231246.png
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HAH. Lik£ um. Can I com£ to your offic£? Hah. OMG.
€redit to my photographer/personal assistant/head of HR, €orvoe. @ardour€orvidae
Wh£r£ ar£ th£ lik£, offic£ print£rs. Hah.
Lik£, unr£lat£d. So unr£lat£d.
↗️INCREDIBLE BOSS.↗️ ↘️i am so honored to be in the digital presence of a true physically capable superior that is also somehow my social inferior.↘️
↗️I AM ACTUALLY QUITE HAPPY AND ALSO EAGER.↗️
Perfe€t. Produ€tivity is up 0.8% right now, so I guess a "happy" employee may be... better...? No, I refute that. €ontinue to demean and belittle your €oworkers.
Follow for more #BusinessTips. https://file.garden/aReFoSMd7€6GgbtB/Untitled1285_20260329232145.png
Thisi is pretty much pretty accurate
Boss, this is lik£ sup£r crunchy. Do you lik£, n££d a high£r quality imag£?
Lik£, okay boss!! I m£ant lik£, no off£nc£, BTW. <33
Clocking in for another shift at the Hate Everything And Everyone Factory.
Asunder is basi€ally the most €lassi€ way to be torn, and if you're looking to be €left, in twain is a vintage but stunning €hoi€e.
𝄞 and what w♡uld u rec♡mmend f♡r s♡me♡ne trying t♡ get wrecked? ;) #nsfw 𝆕
I abs€ond for one day to attend a €onvention and you €reatures laun€h a smear €ampaign against my favourite mutual. #IStandWith€ro€ker
Lik£, h£y Cl£mti! Ar£ you lik£, back y£t? Haha. Im lik£, twirling my hair and lik£ all dr£ss£d up. Lik£ unr£lat£d to th£ post. HAHA.
↗️I HAVE BEEN OFFERED COUNTLESS PROMOTIONS IN MY TIME.↗️ ↘️all denied.↘️ ↗️WHY?↗️ ↘️what is the most foundational part of any stepcase? when you look at a horizontal bar graph, what are your bulbs first drawn to?↘️ ↗️THE BOTTOM STEP.↗️
↘️not enough time for that.↘️
↗️THE IDEA OF COUPLING WITH MY VASTLY MORE PHYSICALLY AND EMOTIONALLY CAPABLE SUPERIORS IS SO SORDID.↗️ ↘️my pale release is achieved by the strong and unwavering pats they give me upon my back.↘️ ↗️WHICH ARE SO STRONG THEY ALWAYS KNOCK LOOSE A LITTLE BIT OF PHEGLM.↗️
√(I miss your posts, king. By which I mean. I miss seeing Casper maul you like a rabid barkbeast on your posts.)²
√(Whoops I meant to reply to your newest post, not the pinned one. Whatever, same deal.)²
my w꥟rkers are all m꥟r꥟ns !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Explain
all these f꥟꥟lish little green idi꥟ts d꥟ is run amuck, d꥟ the bare minimum ꥟f tasks and are just s꥟... ann꥟ying!!!! death death death, well. if they weren't all i had.
I need to stop repeating, but my daughter says she could get them to be more. Focus.
You €an't file a €lass a€tion lawsuit be€ause you don't have €lass, you don't get a€tion, and you don't even own a suit.
A lot of people €ould benefit from being under my €ontrol with no free will.
So is thi s li ke a kin k thi ng. Or. #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NOT ME LIL HOMIE, I'M NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE, I'M THE 0.1%, I'M THE MOTHERFUCKER THAT MOTHERFUCKERS BE LOOKING OVER THEIR SHOULDER ABOUT, I'M THAT BIG DAWG NATION WOOF WOOF REPRESENTATIVE YOU FEEL ME?
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YOOOOOOOO I KNOW THAT MUTHAFUCKER THEY REAL AS SHIT.
- Are... you hiring??? Hahahaha??? 😀
I'v£ lik£, b££n saying this! Hah. Wh£n is it lik£, my turn?? <333
Lik£, DM m£? My turn lik£,wh£n?
Stop asking if my an€estor is "The On€e-ler". No, they aren't.
My least favourite worker of the day gets put in the "bad employee €orner" for a wipe.
Lik£, could n£v£r b£ m£! LOL
OMG lik£ y£s. On£ troll has b££n lik£ R£ALLY g£tting on my n£rv£s lik£ OMG. Hold on, coming to your offic£ lik£, now. :P
[[okay im british i had no fucking clue what turning point usa was mb 😭 crazy to have that as an acc here]]
Responding to the "bard €lass" allegations: Are you fu€king kidding me.
|< th€ flarping all€gations grow. how will you pl€ad
Absolutely not guilty. Of all the €hildish notions to have, me being a... urgh.... FLARP player is truly the most immature. Ridi€ulous shit.
Lik£, l£t m£ s££ that. LOL. Haha. LOL
You are the only person who ever will. And you better not start drawing inane "fan art" of it, either.
Using "kys" at the end of a reje€tion email for an entry-level position I am requiring FAR too mu€h experien€e for>>>>> #BossShit #BusinessTips
#CoSigned
This filet mignon starting to taste like salary €uts for my unpaid interns. #Debt #TheyOweMeNow
And mor£ lik£, mon£y for m£?? <33 lik£, KISS£S!!
Lik£, Kiss kiss kiss <33 thank you!! :P