Clemti Vaspri
@avariceConglomerate
€EO of €lemti & Co. Planetary Development. Discussing all the finest parts of €ommer€e, €apitalism and €onglomera€y. They/them.
My least favourite worker of the day gets put in the "bad employee €orner" for a wipe.
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[YOUR FINGER WHY I$ IT $O FREAKING LONG]
/ur f𝐋ipping me the featherbeast in a way that got ur prongs 𝐋ookin 𝐋ike the shit they strung the sufferer up on bruh 𝐋o𝐋
YOU HAV£ LIK£ NO WAY OF KNOWING THAT!!!! YOU HAV£ N£V£R S££N M£ PLAY!! ₍₍⚞( ˃ ロ ˂)⚟⁾⁾
why u even wastin yo time im crine
nobody wants to worwk a frweelance gig based interwnship that pays in experwience anymorwe because of woke
H★ve you considered enticing them with money?
yeah but that s just how you get people who arwe only therwe forw money i need hustlerws who arwe willing to rweally give it theirw all also it only rweally worwks best with the type of people willing to worwk without pay if they want pay it s alrweady not the rwight type of fit
Ok★y, then don't compl★in when you don't h★ve fools?
one may whinge frweely about the state of the employment marwket the lack of fools is crweating a big fool deficit that may not everw rwecoverw if you know any lowblood ditzes please send them my way
I'm prob★bly not going to do th★t I don't think.
My temples are beginning to develop divots from the frequen€y in whi€h I have to rub them in resigned despair at my worthless subordinates. €an a €hiropra€tor even help with this? It's pra€ti€ally the employed version of headphone dent.
Lik£, ill h£lp. HAHA.
If you believe a skill is useful, add it to your €V. On another note, I believe I €ould arrange a meeting between us tomorrow, 19:00. Don't disappoint.
When your money makes you money, what's the well-to-do to do?
New intern started today. I saw them and flin€hed - maybe we should start pronoun €ir€les for new hires...
#LifeHack #BusinessTip https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_2632.jpeg
[|87 :: Now TH1S ;s what 1'm talk;n about.
#lik£busin£sstip!!
It's always "Bulge, bulge, bulge" with you people. Never "Job".
You're So " Real ", Zuzu.
| hve noth|n else 2 b lArks|ee bb 💯
<action; statement input; statement: my job is a constant very |itera| agony that i cannot escape input; statement: i wou|d much rather think about bu|ge than the ship using my pan as a comm& centre />
€learly your employer isn't working you hard enough if you €an still think of bulge on the €lo€k. Would you like me to get in tou€h with them?
<action; statement input; statement: i don't have much panspace that is a||otted for me to use for my own thoughts input; statement: my superiors don't seem to care if i think about bu|ge with said panspace as |ong as i obey swift|y input; statement: which i do because i have correction coding that forces my attention to any who require it & punishes me if i take too |ong to fu|fi|| [#vio|ence]. the window is very short. />
<action; statement input; statement: he|mstro||s/pi|otbatteries can be programmed |ike this input; statement: regu|ar go|db|oods cannot. />
<action; statement input; statement: i did not want to give you that information. input; statement: but you're we|come. i suppose. />
▬ ¥ou can also do both if ¥ou have the will and vigor ᝰ
Just wat€hed "Wherein a €on€upis€ently Repressed Legisla€erator Hires a Re€ently Institutionalised Lowblood Assistant; She €ondu€ts Several Instan€es of Self-Mutilation; He Loses Fo€us and Begins a €onsensual Workpla€e Relationship; They Bond Over Appropriate €orporal Punishment for an Inadequate Employee, in €onjun€tion with Budding Flushed Feelings; One Instan€e of Bondage Similar to the Signless' Restraints; One Instan€e of Hoofbeastplay; €ontinued Instan€es of Impa€t Play Surrounding Sitbulbs; Four Instan€es of Self-Pailing, One Being Onto Another Troll; an Ex-Matesprit is Introdu€ed and Promptly Fridged, Sin€e the Lowblood Has Outgrown His Lukewarm €oupling; She is Fired Be€ause of The Legisla€erator's Fear of His Feelings; Ending With a La€k of a Wedding, Prolonged Waiting, One Instan€e of Involuntary Waste Disposal, and a Final Red €oupling on an Indoor Lawn Ring." on my Head of TR's re€ommendation. It was satisfa€tory. #nsfw
Lik£, any id£as at all?? Lik£, HAHA.
I've learnt that there are €ertainly better ways we €ould be €ondu€ting ourselves around the offi€e.
Lik£, HAH. Lik£, go on? Lik£ do t£ll. Lik£, OMG.
Some employees €ould €ertainly stand to be more obedient, for one. I think I need a stronger weapon bound to my strife spe€ibus. Look into that for me, won't you?
Lik£
Lik£ HAHA
Lik£, Y£AH
#smash #suggestive #bucketsmashorpass
▬ the cafeteria grub is alwa¥s good! #clemti&co #comeworkhere #wedontbite #much https://f2.to¥hou.se/file/f2-to¥hou-se/images/120927623_EeMF6K0ldMO5Bw5.png ᝰ
ii am not goiing two liie II don't know whiich look2 more awe2ome, you or the grub.
What I lik£, look for in lik£, a n£w hir£!: 1) Lik£, you hav£ to b£ lik£, cut£, LOL. 2) Lik£, pr£f£rably lik£, £njoy b£ing lik£, mistr£at£d and lik£, st£pp£d on (lik£, lit£rally and lik£ figurativ£ly! <3) but lik£, if w£ n££d to w£ can lik£, totally lik£, b£at that into you (lik£, lit£rally and lik£ figurativ£ly! <3) during lik£, training! 3) Lik£, hav£ to b£ willing to lik£, inv£st in n£w cloth£s for m£ if I lik£, ask! Although lik£, this on£ isnt lik£ a r£quir£m£nt I just lik£, would lik£ totally lik£ it if you would!!! 4) Lik£, what£v£r uniform I say lik£, go£s, lik£, LOL. Lik£, pl£as£ w£ar a suit with lik£, mayb£ th£ top f£w buttons lik£, undon£ and lik£, you n££d to w£ar a ti£ lik£, pl£as£ pl£as£ pl£as£ pl£as£ pl£as£ pl£as£, lik£, LOL. HAHA. #nsfw
It’s business principles like these that make your company successful. #Serve
You Are So " Real ", Corvoe. #positive
Lik£, I know right? Lik£, thank you!!! ;]
Lik£, thank you, lik£, OMG!!!!<3
Strict hiring standards are the c⬡rnerst⬡ne ⬡f a c⬡mpetent w⬡rkf⬡rce. L⬡ve 🌹 t⬡ 🌹 see 🌹 it‼️ #M⬡re⬡fThis #BusinessChittr #B⬡ssM⬡ves - MC R⬡se🌹
Lik£, OMFG. I am lik£, honour£d!!!!!<3 Im lik£, so glad you g£t it lik£, OMG!!!!
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࣪⊹₊˚{ add me to the mailing list four this too }*____*{ i NEED more butlers!!!! }⟡o⟡{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
➡️Your favorite squirming employee has been hard at his duties.➡️ ➡️I will maybe even be able to produce another word next wipe.➡️ ➡️I cater my cramp and my hurt to the numbers of the barrener and I am noticed and congratulated.➡️ ➡️Yeay.➡️ ➡️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/460a8a6fb03d.png ➡️
Haha ⬡k this ⬡ne seems a bit full ⬡n. N⬡netheless... #Business #B⬡ssM⬡ves #⬡megaGrindset #Y⬡ghurtMale - MC R⬡se🌹
Yes, I c◎uld tell.
➡️Your favorite wigglehappy officefriend, marinated in his own something, is unable to handle the freedom of expression granted by a lack of restraint.➡️ ➡️It benefits everyone.➡️ ➡️I like it also.➡️ ➡️Accessories.➡️
"= get this guy out of this shit. the fuck. ? what? ="
"= you are. playing. oh. is this not a beforus culling thing, is this a kink thing. #nsfw ="
"= come on, what the hell man. you do not. need this. you would be perfectly fine without it. ="
It's pride month, @asanineTemptation. You know what that means.
HUH? WHAT? DO YOU WANT U$ TO DEVELOP LIKE, GAY PLANET$? WHAT??
€ongratulations on the "Pride Month" to every human who feels the need to €elebrate. Understand that €lemti & €o. Planetary Development will seize, raze and repopulate your planet regardless of it or your sexuality. #Equality
Lik£, WOW. Lik£, so totally lik£, aw£som£!!! ;]
Please feel free to use the "homosexual" queue when lining up to relinquish your possessions to the Empire. It will move qui€ker, and €ost only a few Boondollars more.
▬ another fun da¥ in the office! the boss can be such a jokester sometimes HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA https://file.garden/aDWSiI8XjQhuhQ1u/MALBRO%5D/wh¥%20so%20mad.png ᝰ
Sales better skyro€ket after I let you post this, Heynna.
◌ All you would find in an investigation on OZA-TAP Air Filtration & Accessories Ltd. is a very positive work environment and a break room stocked with caffeinated beverages and motivational quote post-its. ⧂
Issue #715 of "Alternia's Greatest", the magazine show€asing the best of Alternian work ethi€, has given a front-page feature to two valuable heads of department at €lemti & €o. Planetary Development. €ongratulations, @ardour€orvidae @infeli€itousFreak I hope the rest of the €ompany €an follow in your lead. https://file.garden/aReFoSMd7€6GgbtB/pRETTY_tROLOLMIZER.png
｢gyyuuuuhhhhh~ *drools* vkei-chan~~ so kawaiiii!!!! nuzzling this sashin!(´ 3｀) mwahmwahmwah.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: sashin means kyutiegraph!!]
i think there'S a number of people that would say otherwise. i mean, i have more chittr clout than both these people combined. even if they do look cool as hell.
;] <3
Boost this post's engagement just a little more, or I'm blo€king you.
Lik£, LOL. Lik£, I s£ll lik£, ch£ki!;P <3 lik£, sign£d and kiss£d with lik£, lipstick on if you lik£, pay £xtra, lik£, LOL!
｢megane-san will pay any kakaku.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: kakaku means pl.......... money. (-зo)-☆]
READING ONTO THE RECORD! omg @ardourCorvidae im so proud!!!!! you made it!!
Lik£, I know right? Lik£, pinch m£, lik£ OMFG!!!
▬ omggg who took a picture of me at workkkk omggg #clemti&co #pr #customerservice #undisclosedad https://file.garden/aDWSiI8XjQhuhQ1u/MALBRO%5D/Girl%20Dump%20His%20Ass.png ᝰ
wvhoa, for some i vwant to make use of clemti & co servwices novw
▬ this attitude is something we should deffos discuss over the phone!! the business phone! at m¥ work HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ᝰ
vwait... this post isnt an ad, is it?
Oh no, our marketing department would never €lear this. Theres no #Ad tag, so it's €learly not an ad.
okay got it. vwhats an undisclose dad btwv, newver heard of that kinda lusus before
It's a blueblood-€ollar worker thing. You wouldn't understand, oh great and powerful highblood.
yeah, not important, youre so right
All I'm saying is that my employees are s€reened for li€e twi€e a day during the de€ontamination portion of the €lo€king-in-and-out pro€ess. They are purged from the €ompany if they are found to be harbouring any.
Lik£, LOL! Lik£, so totally tru£!! <3
▬ was such an unexpected experience on m¥ first da¥ here HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA but i'm totes down w it ᝰ
This pra€ti€e is endorsed by the €ustomer Servi€e Head herself.
◌ Another win for OZA-TAP. We do not give our employees lice. ⧂
Is that a win or a 8aseline hygiene expect8tion?
You saved my life .
◌ Any up you can have against the competition is a win. If another company isn't meeting baseline hygiene expectations, then it is a win for yours if you do. ⧂
Is this a concern for other companies? Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
◌ It is for the company Ritchy runs. ⧂
whatever you do dont h1re wrothe then 1f you want to keep th1s cla1m real
Lik£, my boss is back on this sit£, lik£ OMFG. Lik£, so lik£, totally glad. ;] Lik£, cl£mti & co might b£ lik£, hiring again soon if lik£, all go£s lik£, w£ll, lik£, LOL!
Lik£, LOL. Lik£, y£s!! ;] Lik£, w£ could us£ mor£ trolls lik£ you!! Lik£, apply? ;P <3
Lik£, promis£ youll apply?? ;]