Clemti Vaspri
@avariceConglomerate
€EO of €lemti & Co. Planetary Development. Discussing all the finest parts of €ommer€e, €apitalism and €onglomera€y. They/them.
↘️it is always #eridanweek and never #jobweek.↘️ ↗️WHY.↗️
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Did you lik£ know that if you lik£, ask for d£caf th£y lik£, giv£ you coff££ thats b££n lik£, d£caff£inat£d? Lik£, hug£ if tru£
My employees have re€ently taken to bursting into "I've Got a Dream" from troll Tangled at inopportune times (literally whenever). How do I get them to stop doing this and fo€us on work? #BusinessTips #Dream€rushing
give them PTO and workers comp i literally have more money than i could reasonably spend and im actively trying
Oh, absolutely out of the question. I'd take some of your money off of your paws in ex€hange for giving them one (1) hour off, however.
no instead all of your employees now work for me that's what you get for being a prissy bitch :)
Not when they're meowbeasterwauling where I €an *hear* them. Maybe I should just invest in better soundproofing.
JU$T FOUND OUT ABOUT THI$ HUMAN INVENTION "NIPPLE$". $HITDAMN THEY $OUND $O COOL, I WI$H WE HAD THEM. I WANNA GET THE PIERCING$.
I'm sure you €ould find an ami€able surgeon willing to do the pro€edure.
#spadesslickweek has been cancelled. i have just left negociations with @avariceconglomerate and i have been convinced to attend #eridanweek with 3k boonbucks and a personal assistant. i will say the line. #imcoming.
Glad we €ould €ome to an agreement, Sli€k.
#imnotcoming #unlessimpaid
I €ould offer you maybe 2k boonbu€ks and a personal assistant in the form of my favourite sa€rifi€ial employee of the next week. I'll be getting them to vote ea€h other out, troll survivor-style.
↗️MY DETRACTORS AND HATERS WILL FIND THEMSELVES AGOG WITH THE INFORMATION THAT I HAVE RECEIVED A VERIFICATION BADGE, HONORING MY LOYALTY AND ALSO GRACE IN STEELING THE LADDER OF BUSINESS.↗️ ↘️if you are preparing your greasy typestumps on your keyboard, ready to leave a disparaging comment against me, please denote the badge.↘️ ↗️AND MAYBE THINK TWICE.↗️ ↘️it's all coming up wrothe.↘️ ↗️WE ARE POPPING THE BIGGEST BOTTLES WHEN THE GROWL JONES IS UP TONIGHT.↗️
€ongratulations, employee. You don't qualify for any bonuses be€ause of this, I hope you know.
↗️#SELFIESUNDAY↗️ ↘️i took this under my desk.↘️ ↗️THIS IS WHAT A TRUE MAN ON THE JOB LOOKS LIKE.↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1c75f6cb31d6.png
Exa€tly the fa€e I like to see on an employee.
↘️yes you will see this exact face every night and also every day.↘️ ↗️THIS IS WHAT IT IS ALL ABOUT.↗️
New profile pi€ture. Feeling: Professional. https://file.garden/aReFoSMd7€6GgbtB/Untitled1284_20260329231246.png
€redit to my photographer/personal assistant/head of HR, €orvoe. @ardour€orvidae
↗️INCREDIBLE BOSS.↗️ ↘️i am so honored to be in the digital presence of a true physically capable superior that is also somehow my social inferior.↘️
Perfe€t. Produ€tivity is up 0.8% right now, so I guess a "happy" employee may be... better...? No, I refute that. €ontinue to demean and belittle your €oworkers.
FOUND $OME TIME TO $NEAK A PIC IN CLEMTI'$ LOWER-$TAFF BATHROOM, LMAO. PEEP THE NEW INK. #$ELFIE$UNDAY #NOTEVEN$UNDAYANYMORE HTTP$://FILE.GARDEN/AREFO$MD7C6GGBTB/LOUIZZ_MIRROR_PIC.PNG
You're not even lower staff. Stop larping - you GET spe€ial treatment.