Clemti Vaspri
@avariceConglomerate
€EO of €lemti & Co. Planetary Development. Discussing all the finest parts of €ommer€e, €apitalism and €onglomera€y. They/them.
nobody wants to worwk a frweelance gig based interwnship that pays in experwience anymorwe because of woke
My temples are beginning to develop divots from the frequen€y in whi€h I have to rub them in resigned despair at my worthless subordinates. €an a €hiropra€tor even help with this? It's pra€ti€ally the employed version of headphone dent.
Lik£, ill h£lp. HAHA.
If you believe a skill is useful, add it to your €V. On another note, I believe I €ould arrange a meeting between us tomorrow, 19:00. Don't disappoint.
｢konbanwa! megane-san has created moar waifuification! (*^▽^)/★*☆ dis time, we have vkei-chan! @ardourCorvidae (*/∀＼*) ahhh~ vkei-chan was cho kantan to make!~ keke~ ( -∀・) vkei-chan is always nisu to megane-san. (*^￢^*) unlike his haterz, vkei-chan wuvs when megane-san nuzzles and cuddles! ( ・ω・) choto kawaii. the most kyutieful girl!....... (ФωФ) kekekeke~~ second best to ai-chan of course nyah!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: nisu means nice! (=^ェ^=) choto kanton means supa easy!! vkei-chan already has perfect oppai! RENTRER EN SOI is the best vkei tunez, byuttt. (／_;)/ another trick on megane! none of them were kyutiegirls, just fembois. -_-]
This is €ompletely una€€eptable libel. You have 3 business wipes to take this post down, untag my Head of TR, or pay a small monetary fine.
｢(´∀｀*)ε｀ ) kissu kissu.｣
BEEN WATCHING MY LITTLE HOOFBEA$T WITH CORVOE AND MALBRO. MY FAVOURITE I$ RARITY, $HE $HOULD BE ALLOWED TO KILL THE OTHER HOOFBEA$T$ WITH HAMMER$.
The best hoofbeast is €learly Filthy Ri€h. He's the most business-minded there is.
It's always "Bulge, bulge, bulge" with you people. Never "Job".
wht |f bulge |s ur jb
<action; statement input; statement: my job is a constant very |itera| agony that i cannot escape input; statement: i wou|d much rather think about bu|ge than the ship using my pan as a comm& centre />
€learly your employer isn't working you hard enough if you €an still think of bulge on the €lo€k. Would you like me to get in tou€h with them?
<action; statement input; statement: i don't have much panspace that is a||otted for me to use for my own thoughts input; statement: my superiors don't seem to care if i think about bu|ge with said panspace as |ong as i obey swift|y input; statement: which i do because i have correction coding that forces my attention to any who require it & punishes me if i take too |ong to fu|fi|| [#vio|ence]. the window is very short. />
<action; statement input; statement: he|mstro||s/pi|otbatteries can be programmed |ike this input; statement: regu|ar go|db|oods cannot. />
Just wat€hed "Wherein a €on€upis€ently Repressed Legisla€erator Hires a Re€ently Institutionalised Lowblood Assistant; She €ondu€ts Several Instan€es of Self-Mutilation; He Loses Fo€us and Begins a €onsensual Workpla€e Relationship; They Bond Over Appropriate €orporal Punishment for an Inadequate Employee, in €onjun€tion with Budding Flushed Feelings; One Instan€e of Bondage Similar to the Signless' Restraints; One Instan€e of Hoofbeastplay; €ontinued Instan€es of Impa€t Play Surrounding Sitbulbs; Four Instan€es of Self-Pailing, One Being Onto Another Troll; an Ex-Matesprit is Introdu€ed and Promptly Fridged, Sin€e the Lowblood Has Outgrown His Lukewarm €oupling; She is Fired Be€ause of The Legisla€erator's Fear of His Feelings; Ending With a La€k of a Wedding, Prolonged Waiting, One Instan€e of Involuntary Waste Disposal, and a Final Red €oupling on an Indoor Lawn Ring." on my Head of TR's re€ommendation. It was satisfa€tory. #nsfw
There €ould've been more hoofbeastplay.
Lik£, did it giv£ you lik£, any id£as? Lik£, LMAO. Lik£, HAHA. Lik£, LOL.
I've learnt that there are €ertainly better ways we €ould be €ondu€ting ourselves around the offi€e.
Some employees €ould €ertainly stand to be more obedient, for one. I think I need a stronger weapon bound to my strife spe€ibus. Look into that for me, won't you?
#smash #suggestive #bucketsmashorpass
heiress Said I Have T⚪ P⚪st Myself S⚪ Pe⚪ple Can Make Fun ⚪f My Stupid ⚪utfit. I Th⚪ught I L⚪⚪ked Nice T⚪day But I Supp⚪se N⚪t https://f2.t⚪yh⚪u.se/file/f2-t⚪yh⚪u-se/images/121000162_7ylgklrjwctjk9y.png
What I lik£, look for in lik£, a n£w hir£!: 1) Lik£, you hav£ to b£ lik£, cut£, LOL. 2) Lik£, pr£f£rably lik£, £njoy b£ing lik£, mistr£at£d and lik£, st£pp£d on (lik£, lit£rally and lik£ figurativ£ly! <3) but lik£, if w£ n££d to w£ can lik£, totally lik£, b£at that into you (lik£, lit£rally and lik£ figurativ£ly! <3) during lik£, training! 3) Lik£, hav£ to b£ willing to lik£, inv£st in n£w cloth£s for m£ if I lik£, ask! Although lik£, this on£ isnt lik£ a r£quir£m£nt I just lik£, would lik£ totally lik£ it if you would!!! 4) Lik£, what£v£r uniform I say lik£, go£s, lik£, LOL. Lik£, pl£as£ w£ar a suit with lik£, mayb£ th£ top f£w buttons lik£, undon£ and lik£, you n££d to w£ar a ti£ lik£, pl£as£ pl£as£ pl£as£ pl£as£ pl£as£ pl£as£, lik£, LOL. HAHA. #nsfw
This is the offi€ial hiring guidelines for €lemti & €o. Planetary Development. Please look to this list if you are €onsidering applying for a position. If you do not fulfil the requirements listed here, don't even fu€king bother.
€ongratulations on the "Pride Month" to every human who feels the need to €elebrate. Understand that €lemti & €o. Planetary Development will seize, raze and repopulate your planet regardless of it or your sexuality. #Equality
Please feel free to use the "homosexual" queue when lining up to relinquish your possessions to the Empire. It will move qui€ker, and €ost only a few Boondollars more.
Announcing the starting hosts for the Royal Flush Host Bar: @archangelsTerrarium @assistMint @cresciveAbyss CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR CHARMING HOSTS! Those INTERESTEd in still applying can FINd the aPPlication here https://forms.gle/46qKjVapfyMt5cGv9
I look forward to a bountiful partnership between us, of €ourse.
Lik£, I cant lik£, mak£ this shit up lik£, OMFG. Lik£, LMAO. #nsfw https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/Untitl£d1315_20260531013416.png
€ompletely inappropriate for him to have your personal number. I'll have him €ulled first thing, next business day.
▬ another fun da¥ in the office! the boss can be such a jokester sometimes HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA https://file.garden/aDWSiI8XjQhuhQ1u/MALBRO%5D/wh¥%20so%20mad.png ᝰ
Sales better skyro€ket after I let you post this, Heynna.