♠ hated by @avariceConglomerate
ME AT THE GATE$ OF TROLLHALLA: $O WHAT CLOUD THE PIERCED INDIGO THEY/THEM$ ON? THE MIRTHFUL ME$$IAH: GTFO!!!!
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some of you do not ha\/e a sick looking sexy older troll waiting for you on beforus and it shows ^_^ how do i get to beforus by the way
｢(´∀｀*)ε｀ ) kissu kissu.｣
Im lik£, totally lik£ a #t£amskull grunt now lik£, LOL!!! Lik£, totally lik£, so £xcit£d about this lik£, OMFG. Lik£, I lov£ having such lik£ wond£rful and hot and lik£, aw£som£ trolls as my lik£, boss£s lik£, LOL. Lik£, OMFG. Lik£, my boss£s ar£ lik£, totally so cool and lik£ th£ b£st lik£ £v£r lik£, OMG!!!<3 @gangstasCrossbon£s
｢ancestor-sensei came from the highest mountains of east alternia... the shishaku-san! (^-^)/ neeiht read about it in the ancient mangatexts of the kirihorns, so he's a big two percent east alternian! kyaaahhh~~ so jelly. (T^T) megane wishes he was born in east alternia. baka gaijins... kuso!・゜・(つД｀)・゜・｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: mangatexts are the meganes way of preserving history, kekeke!(*＞∇＜)ﾉ written by their own prongles, kukuku. baka gaijins means stupid, uneducated westerners... kuso means damn! (ノ｀Д´)ノ彡┻━┻]
｢ancestor-sensei provides megane-san with the most epiccu of trace east alternian ancestry. 2 pāsento! (＾∀＾)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: pāsento means percentage!]
I WANT 20 THOU$AND HOE$ AND THEY ALL GOTTA BE EMO.
0 LIKE$/HATE$/MEDIATION$/PITIE$ AND I BUNK OFF WORK TO $NORT TROLL BLOW IN MY HOT TUB. #$UB$TANCE
IT I$ $O GOGDAMNED HOT. THEY'LL HAVE TO $CRAPE MY GREY-TEAL-A$$ MELTILATED MU$CLE-$OUP OFF THE FLOOR OF THI$ CUBICLE WITH A $TRAW. I ONLY $HOWED UP TO WORK TODAY BECAU$E MY BO$$IBLING HA$ BEEN ON MY $HAME GLOBE$ ABOUT MY. LE$$ THAN $UBPAR PERFORMANCE. #THEY$AID #ANDIQUOTE #YOUWONTBEABLE #TOTA$TEANYTHING #BUTMYLU$U$LEATHERBOOT #FORA$WEEP
I CANNOT GET ENOUGH. OF HAVING DIRECT REPORTS. NO LONGER THE SHITKICKED. I HAVE BECOME THE SHITKICKER. FEARED AND LOATHED. NOT ONLY PLANETWIDE. BUT ALSO. IN MY OWN HIVE AND WORKPLACE. FEELS GOOD TO BE THE #BOSSBITCH. #CAREERDEVELOPMENT #OPPRESSION #HAZING #HOSTILEWORKPLACE #NONHOSTILEWORKPLACE #YOUWOULDNTGETIT #WORKPOSTING.
MORE LIKE CRAPITALI$M #IHATEMYBO$$
kid named emoji:
Lik£, kid nam£d lik£, middl£?
ᐖ ᐖATS A U PROBLEM TBH #FREEᐖANIPPEL ᐛ
HONE$TLY DON'T KNOW HOW I $TILL HAVE A JOB. I DON'T KNOW POOP FROM PEE ABOUT "MARKETING".
#BOUNCINGONIT WITH MY. UM. YEAH. AT #ERIDANWEEK
give them PTO and workers comp i literally have more money than i could reasonably spend and im actively trying
YEAH, WHAT'$ THE NAME OF YOUR PLA$TIC $URGEON, AGAIN?
JU$T FOUND OUT ABOUT THI$ HUMAN INVENTION "NIPPLE$". $HITDAMN THEY $OUND $O COOL, I WI$H WE HAD THEM. I WANNA GET THE PIERCING$.
5 lik€$ and im ₿u¥ing Gru₿Tu₿€?
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I'M REALLY GOOD AT MAKING OUT W TROLL$ WITH TEETH BLING BECAU$E YOU KNOW WHAT? GRILL$ WERE MADE FOR *COOKING*!!
Highblood I Work With Acts Like They’re Gogs Fucking Gift To Sales Like I Didn’t Have To Teach Their Stupid Ass How To Tie A Balloon #vaguechitt
ON CHITTR - WHERE THE HOE$ AT? BULGEY WANT BOING BOING! #N$FW
"LOUIZZ, LOUIZZ! WHY I$ YOUR CLA$$ A MAID?" BECAU$E FIERCE I$ FIERCE HUNNI. "GAGGGGG"
Up the rah, Clemti?
I HAVE A HIGHER KULT $CORE BECAU$E I'M THE HOTTER TWIN #NEXT
rot in hell
finally got this to wwork https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6a30ee809c18.jpg
B£ing told it lik£, won't work now by th£ troll you lik£ and lik£, s££ing him post about on£ of his £x mat£sprits aft£r. #UGH!!
AND YET THERE SHOULD BE. THE SYSTEM DOES NOT RESPECT YOU SO YOU SHOULD NOT RESPECT IT BACK.
WAGE ADJUSTMENT DEPENDING ON BLOOD CAST IS THEFT. DON'T LET THEM TAKE WHAT YOU RIGHTFULLY EARNED.
LIKE $UCRO$E POWDER ON MY TA$TE $LAB, TA$TE $LAB, TA$TE $LAB. #NOWPLAYING
Cl£mti could b£ lik£, stroking it rn and w£ lik£, won't know it unfortunat£ly. #nsfw
~~~They were trying to be...creative. They used pancakes for shapes but my face as the waffle. They didn't know which one i had preferred. They bought Gushers but I guess forgot to use them as intended? Either way it was a huge glucose intake but I shared it with my partner so it was evened.~~~
~~~Good morning, Chittr. I have been reminded of this lovely delight a subordinate made for me on the second night of Twelve Meats. Though, it isn't too accurate it was still a good attempt #wafflesaresuperiorthough https://file.garden/acF_6U1bTnG0IcUV/20260219_123811.jpg~~~
I can smell it... its scent... my pray... bientôt..
It's nice to find another level head in this utter loony bin.
☆ been big on the idea of a toxic ashen leaf recently hhhhhh just slowly pushing the couple theyre responsible for further off the deep end
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