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ME AT THE GATE$ OF TROLLHALLA: $O WHAT CLOUD THE PIERCED INDIGO THEY/THEM$ ON? THE MIRTHFUL ME$$IAH: GTFO!!!!
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some of you do not ha\/e a sick looking sexy older troll waiting for you on beforus and it shows ^_^ how do i get to beforus by the way

「(´∀`*)ε` ) kissu kissu.」

Im lik£, totally lik£ a #t£amskull grunt now lik£, LOL!!! Lik£, totally lik£, so £xcit£d about this lik£, OMFG. Lik£, I lov£ having such lik£ wond£rful and hot and lik£, aw£som£ trolls as my lik£, boss£s lik£, LOL. Lik£, OMFG. Lik£, my boss£s ar£ lik£, totally so cool and lik£ th£ b£st lik£ £v£r lik£, OMG!!!<3 @gangstasCrossbon£s

「ancestor-sensei came from the highest mountains of east alternia... the shishaku-san! (^-^)/ neeiht read about it in the ancient mangatexts of the kirihorns, so he's a big two percent east alternian! kyaaahhh~~ so jelly. (T^T) megane wishes he was born in east alternia. baka gaijins... kuso!・゜・(つД`)・゜・」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: mangatexts are the meganes way of preserving history, kekeke!(*>∇<)ノ written by their own prongles, kukuku. baka gaijins means stupid, uneducated westerners... kuso means damn! (ノ`Д´)ノ彡┻━┻]

「ancestor-sensei provides megane-san with the most epiccu of trace east alternian ancestry. 2 pāsento! (^∀^)」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: pāsento means percentage!]
I WANT 20 THOU$AND HOE$ AND THEY ALL GOTTA BE EMO.
0 LIKE$/HATE$/MEDIATION$/PITIE$ AND I BUNK OFF WORK TO $NORT TROLL BLOW IN MY HOT TUB. #$UB$TANCE
IT I$ $O GOGDAMNED HOT. THEY'LL HAVE TO $CRAPE MY GREY-TEAL-A$$ MELTILATED MU$CLE-$OUP OFF THE FLOOR OF THI$ CUBICLE WITH A $TRAW. I ONLY $HOWED UP TO WORK TODAY BECAU$E MY BO$$IBLING HA$ BEEN ON MY $HAME GLOBE$ ABOUT MY. LE$$ THAN $UBPAR PERFORMANCE. #THEY$AID #ANDIQUOTE #YOUWONTBEABLE #TOTA$TEANYTHING #BUTMYLU$U$LEATHERBOOT #FORA$WEEP
I CANNOT GET ENOUGH. OF HAVING DIRECT REPORTS. NO LONGER THE SHITKICKED. I HAVE BECOME THE SHITKICKER. FEARED AND LOATHED. NOT ONLY PLANETWIDE. BUT ALSO. IN MY OWN HIVE AND WORKPLACE. FEELS GOOD TO BE THE #BOSSBITCH. #CAREERDEVELOPMENT #OPPRESSION #HAZING #HOSTILEWORKPLACE #NONHOSTILEWORKPLACE #YOUWOULDNTGETIT #WORKPOSTING.
MORE LIKE CRAPITALI$M #IHATEMYBO$$
kid named emoji:

Lik£, kid nam£d lik£, middl£?

ᐖ ᐖATS A U PROBLEM TBH #FREEᐖANIPPEL ᐛ
HONE$TLY DON'T KNOW HOW I $TILL HAVE A JOB. I DON'T KNOW POOP FROM PEE ABOUT "MARKETING".
#BOUNCINGONIT WITH MY. UM. YEAH. AT #ERIDANWEEK

give them PTO and workers comp i literally have more money than i could reasonably spend and im actively trying
YEAH, WHAT'$ THE NAME OF YOUR PLA$TIC $URGEON, AGAIN?
JU$T FOUND OUT ABOUT THI$ HUMAN INVENTION "NIPPLE$". $HITDAMN THEY $OUND $O COOL, I WI$H WE HAD THEM. I WANNA GET THE PIERCING$.
5 lik€$ and im ₿u¥ing Gru₿Tu₿€?
I'M REALLY GOOD AT MAKING OUT W TROLL$ WITH TEETH BLING BECAU$E YOU KNOW WHAT? GRILL$ WERE MADE FOR *COOKING*!!

Highblood I Work With Acts Like They’re Gogs Fucking Gift To Sales Like I Didn’t Have To Teach Their Stupid Ass How To Tie A Balloon #vaguechitt
ON CHITTR - WHERE THE HOE$ AT? BULGEY WANT BOING BOING! #N$FW
"LOUIZZ, LOUIZZ! WHY I$ YOUR CLA$$ A MAID?" BECAU$E FIERCE I$ FIERCE HUNNI. "GAGGGGG"
Up the rah, Clemti?
I HAVE A HIGHER KULT $CORE BECAU$E I'M THE HOTTER TWIN #NEXT

rot in hell

B£ing told it lik£, won't work now by th£ troll you lik£ and lik£, s££ing him post about on£ of his £x mat£sprits aft£r. #UGH!!
LIKE $UCRO$E POWDER ON MY TA$TE $LAB, TA$TE $LAB, TA$TE $LAB. #NOWPLAYING

Cl£mti could b£ lik£, stroking it rn and w£ lik£, won't know it unfortunat£ly. #nsfw
~~~They were trying to be...creative. They used pancakes for shapes but my face as the waffle. They didn't know which one i had preferred. They bought Gushers but I guess forgot to use them as intended? Either way it was a huge glucose intake but I shared it with my partner so it was evened.~~~
~~~Good morning, Chittr. I have been reminded of this lovely delight a subordinate made for me on the second night of Twelve Meats. Though, it isn't too accurate it was still a good attempt #wafflesaresuperiorthough https://file.garden/acF_6U1bTnG0IcUV/20260219_123811.jpg~~~
I can smell it... its scent... my pray... bientôt..

It's nice to find another level head in this utter loony bin.
☆ been big on the idea of a toxic ashen leaf recently hhhhhh just slowly pushing the couple theyre responsible for further off the deep end











