Clemti Vaspri

@avariceConglomerate

€EO of €lemti & Co. Planetary Development. Discussing all the finest parts of €ommer€e, €apitalism and €onglomera€y. They/them.

Blood: TealAge: 26 years12.3 sweepsKult Score: 809Kull Score: 52515 followers 14 following

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@avariceConglomerate[AC]

My employees have re€ently taken to bursting into "I've Got a Dream" from troll Tangled at inopportune times (literally whenever). How do I get them to stop doing this and fo€us on work? #BusinessTips #Dream€rushing

#dreamcrushing #businesstips

Kult: +45

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@gardenGesellschaft[GG]

give them PTO and workers comp i literally have more money than i could reasonably spend and im actively trying

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@avariceConglomerate[AC]

Oh, absolutely out of the question. I'd take some of your money off of your paws in ex€hange for giving them one (1) hour off, however.

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@gardenGesellschaft[GG]

no instead all of your employees now work for me that's what you get for being a prissy bitch :)

@positivelyElated[PE]

i+ IS f0cus!! high m0rale and mul+i+asking r s0 gud

↩ @gardenGesellschaft[GG]

@avariceConglomerate[AC]

I €an always get new ones. #OverIt

↩ @positivelyElated[PE]

@avariceConglomerate[AC]

Not when they're meowbeasterwauling where I €an *hear* them. Maybe I should just invest in better soundproofing.

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@positivelyElated[PE]

u shud pr0duc+ivi+y g0es up up up when empl0yees r happy s+udies sh0w!!

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@avariceConglomerate[AC]

I *do* like produ€tivity...

@avariceConglomerate[AC]

I hear #EridanWeek will be *the* go-to event for networking this sweep. #Im€oming

#imcoming #eridanweek

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@avariceConglomerate[AC]

New profile pi€ture. Feeling: Professional. https://file.garden/aReFoSMd7€6GgbtB/Untitled1284_20260329231246.png

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@ardourCorvidae[AC]

HAH. Lik£ um. Can I com£ to your offic£? Hah. OMG.

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@avariceConglomerate[AC]

€redit to my photographer/personal assistant/head of HR, €orvoe. @ardour€orvidae

@ardourCorvidae

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@ardourCorvidae[AC]

Wh£r£ ar£ th£ lik£, offic£ print£rs. Hah.

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@avariceConglomerate[AC]

Floor below yours. Go nuts.

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@ardourCorvidae[AC]

Lik£, unr£lat£d. So unr£lat£d.

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@avariceConglomerate[AC]

I'm sure.

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@gratuitousAnnuity[GA]

↗️INCREDIBLE BOSS.↗️ ↘️i am so honored to be in the digital presence of a true physically capable superior that is also somehow my social inferior.↘️

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@avariceConglomerate[AC]

Thank you, miserable employee #26819

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@gratuitousAnnuity[GA]

↗️I AM ACTUALLY QUITE HAPPY AND ALSO EAGER.↗️

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@avariceConglomerate[AC]

Perfe€t. Produ€tivity is up 0.8% right now, so I guess a "happy" employee may be... better...? No, I refute that. €ontinue to demean and belittle your €oworkers.

@avariceConglomerate[AC]

Follow for more #BusinessTips. https://file.garden/aReFoSMd7€6GgbtB/Untitled1285_20260329232145.png

Kult: +65

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Total: 90

Ratio: 2.60

@alpineAmbrosia[AA]

this is helpful.

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@carbonatedCaravanserai[CC]

Thisi is pretty much pretty accurate

@ardourCorvidae[AC]

Boss, this is lik£ sup£r crunchy. Do you lik£, n££d a high£r quality imag£?

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@avariceConglomerate[AC]

No, this is just the way I like it.

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@ardourCorvidae[AC]

Lik£, okay boss!! I m£ant lik£, no off£nc£, BTW. <33

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@avariceConglomerate[AC]

Asunder is basi€ally the most €lassi€ way to be torn, and if you're looking to be €left, in twain is a vintage but stunning €hoi€e.

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Ratio: 2.33

@avariceConglomerate[AC]

I stole this from bubblr. I'm not original.

@idolizedAbsinthe[IA]

𝄞 and what w♡uld u rec♡mmend f♡r s♡me♡ne trying t♡ get wrecked? ;) #nsfw 𝆕

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@avariceConglomerate[AC]

A job.

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@avariceConglomerate[AC]

I abs€ond for one day to attend a €onvention and you €reatures laun€h a smear €ampaign against my favourite mutual. #IStandWith€ro€ker

#istandwithcrocker

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Total: 35

Ratio: 1.33

@ardourCorvidae[AC]

Lik£, h£y Cl£mti! Ar£ you lik£, back y£t? Haha. Im lik£, twirling my hair and lik£ all dr£ss£d up. Lik£ unr£lat£d to th£ post. HAHA.

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@avariceConglomerate[AC]

Not yet, I have an appointment at 5. I'll be ba€k soon.

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@avariceConglomerate[AC]

You €an't file a €lass a€tion lawsuit be€ause you don't have €lass, you don't get a€tion, and you don't even own a suit.

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Total: 34

Ratio: 3.86

@avariceConglomerate[AC]

A lot of people €ould benefit from being under my €ontrol with no free will.

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Total: 177

Ratio: 0.97

@cooingCirque[CC]

So is thi s li ke a kin k thi ng. Or. #nsfw

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@mercurialGorepriest[MG]

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NOT ME LIL HOMIE, I'M NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE, I'M THE 0.1%, I'M THE MOTHERFUCKER THAT MOTHERFUCKERS BE LOOKING OVER THEIR SHOULDER ABOUT, I'M THAT BIG DAWG NATION WOOF WOOF REPRESENTATIVE YOU FEEL ME?

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@avariceConglomerate[AC]

My €ompany would benefit from more trolls like you.

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@avariceConglomerate[AC]

...Quite. I'm sure you get on mu€h better with my hivemate, Louizz.

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@mercurialGorepriest[MG]

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YOOOOOOOO I KNOW THAT MUTHAFUCKER THEY REAL AS SHIT.

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@asanineTemptation[AT]

YOU ARE $UCH A TURD

↩ @mercurialGorepriest[MG]

@asanineTemptation[AT]

BIG DAWWWWG. BIG MONEYYYY

↩ @avariceConglomerate[AC]

@assistMint[AM]

- Are... you hiring??? Hahahaha??? 😀

@ardourCorvidae[AC]

I'v£ lik£, b££n saying this! Hah. Wh£n is it lik£, my turn?? <333

@ardourCorvidae[AC]

Lik£, DM m£? My turn lik£,wh£n?

@avariceConglomerate[AC]

Stop asking if my an€estor is "The On€e-ler". No, they aren't.

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@avariceConglomerate[AC]

My least favourite worker of the day gets put in the "bad employee €orner" for a wipe.

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Ratio: 1.85

@ardourCorvidae[AC]

Lik£, could n£v£r b£ m£! LOL

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@avariceConglomerate[AC]

Want to help me €hoose the next one? €3<

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@ardourCorvidae[AC]

OMG lik£ y£s. On£ troll has b££n lik£ R£ALLY g£tting on my n£rv£s lik£ OMG. Hold on, coming to your offic£ lik£, now. :P

↩ @ardourCorvidae[AC]

@avariceConglomerate[AC]

I'll keep my door open, we €an Deal With Them.

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(OOC) 1 week ago

@avariceConglomerate[AC]

[[okay im british i had no fucking clue what turning point usa was mb 😭 crazy to have that as an acc here]]

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Ratio: 11.00

@avariceConglomerate[AC]

Responding to the "bard €lass" allegations: Are you fu€king kidding me.

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Ratio: 1.20

@criticalChicanery[CC]

|< th€ flarping all€gations grow. how will you pl€ad

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@avariceConglomerate[AC]

Absolutely not guilty. Of all the €hildish notions to have, me being a... urgh.... FLARP player is truly the most immature. Ridi€ulous shit.

@ardourCorvidae[AC]

Lik£, l£t m£ s££ that. LOL. Haha. LOL

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@avariceConglomerate[AC]

You are the only person who ever will. And you better not start drawing inane "fan art" of it, either.

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@avariceConglomerate[AC]

Using "kys" at the end of a reje€tion email for an entry-level position I am requiring FAR too mu€h experien€e for>>>>> #BossShit #BusinessTips

#bossshit #businesstips

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Ratio: 7.00

@taxCollector[TC]

#CoSigned

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@avariceConglomerate[AC]

This filet mignon starting to taste like salary €uts for my unpaid interns. #Debt #TheyOweMeNow

#theyowemenow #debt

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Ratio: 2.33

@ardourCorvidae[AC]

And mor£ lik£, mon£y for m£?? <33 lik£, KISS£S!!

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@avariceConglomerate[AC]

Of €ourse.

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@ardourCorvidae[AC]

Lik£, Kiss kiss kiss <33 thank you!! :P

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@avariceConglomerate[AC]

Follow for more business tips.

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Ratio: 2.00

@asanineTemptation[AT]

HAVE YOU EVEN FUCKING PO$TED ONE??

@avariceConglomerate[AC]

Looking to upgrade my €urrent strife weapon. Anyone have any €lassy re€ommendations for taserkind/moobeastprodkind?

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Ratio: 1.11

@gaucheArachnura[GA]

{have you considered using a Powersaw insTead)

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@avariceConglomerate[AC]

How €lassy €an a powersaw truly be?

@freakNasty[FN]

you should get this comically evil electric rod the wizards from legend of zeldah use https://image2url.com/r2/default/images/1774381219316-5abf2e52-95fb-477a-b499-c1f18f044c8d.jpeg

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@avariceConglomerate[AC]

Oh, tempting...

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@gaucheArachnura[GA]

{well i have one and i Think iTs really cool)

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@ardourCorvidae[AC]

Whipkind. Whipkind. Whipkind. Whipkind.

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@avariceConglomerate[AC]

Wouldn't that be stepping on your toes, Fusili?

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@avariceConglomerate[AC]

Or would you prefer I €rushed them under my boot?

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@ardourCorvidae[AC]

Y£S. Y£s. Y£s y£s y£s y£s. Y£s !!!!!! <33

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@avariceConglomerate[AC]

#NSFW About to do another unionbusting sweep at €lemti & €o. Planetary Development. Pray for the poor souls who meet my wrath.

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Ratio: 1.18

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@chromaticAvianoid[CA]

> 1 mean 1t's un10n bust1ng s0 1 guess 1t c0unts

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@spiritualMotorist[SM]

rot in hell

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@avariceConglomerate[AC]

It's unsafe work pra€ti€es. I think it €ounts.

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@ardourCorvidae[AC]

Okay lik£ wait y£ah. My bad OOPS

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@avariceConglomerate[AC]

Mad I took away your fundamental rights as a worker? Take it up with HR. @ardour€orvidae

@ardourCorvidae

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Total: 5

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@spiritualMotorist[SM]

i work for lIterAlly nObOdy but i still lIkE UniOns

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@avariceConglomerate[AC]

I don't. Messy, uns€rupulous things. Workers should be fo€used on work, espe€ially when that's what they've been stationed to do for the rest of their short lives. Time is dead workers.

↩ @avariceConglomerate[AC]

@spiritualMotorist[SM]

hOpE yOUr next big job ends in a fOrklIft ExplosiOn

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@avariceConglomerate[AC]

I've never been a big fan of hope.

@carbonatedCaravanserai[CC]

Best .o°f luck t.o° y.o°u fell.o°w businessminded individual

@avariceConglomerate[AC]

Something tells me I have to give my employees another le€ture on what is and isn't appropriate workpla€e relations.

Kult: +27

Kull: +15

Total: 42

Ratio: 1.80

@ardourCorvidae[AC]

Lok£, what happ£n£d??

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@ardourCorvidae[AC]

OMG. Typo. Lik£, ignor£ that!!!!!

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@avariceConglomerate[AC]

Nothing for you to worry about. Louizz, on the other hand, WILL be getting a visit from me.

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@avariceConglomerate[AC]

A proper business a€€ount does not "beg".

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@avariceConglomerate[AC]

Need a league of loyal bloodthirsty hen€hmen who all despise me, platoni€ally or otherwise. Just know it will never be re€ipro€ated. Now taking appli€ants.

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Ratio: 2.50