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Hector Douzen

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hello. visit us. 42.527658" N, -75.407748" W

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fluffy.

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sometimes i think to myself.

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@avidApiarist[AA]

Zurprized you think at all.

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why. everyone thinks.

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@avidApiarist[AA]

You definitely don't act like you do.

yes. that is the tri{k. by the way spades sli{k has stolen more honey.

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@avidApiarist[AA]

You fucking! Oh my god. Fuck off. Why didn't you do anything?!

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we are fresh off of a hibernation. i was napping. also some i{e {ream is gone too. less important.

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@avidApiarist[AA]

I zhould fire you.

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not how that works :}

we are 4 gallons of honey ri{her.

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i think the {lowns would enjoy bakers douzen. we have good pastries. go there. thanks.

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@avidApiarist[AA]

Do not fucking advertize to them.

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Wönderfül idea.

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what. why. they would.

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@avidApiarist[AA]

Zhut up.

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@avidApiarist[AA]

Don't come.

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:)

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we deliver too. so order instead i guess.

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Öh I'd hate tö be any tröüble. I'll make süre tö swing by and pick üp a tö gö myself. I hear great thing's already.

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great.

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i hear a bomb went off at #eridanweek. do you know what else is the bomb. try our pastries at bakers douzen. you will be blown away.

Wordle 1,748 1/6* 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 the streak {ontinues.

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visit our bakery. bakers douzen. or dont. we deliver :}

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♯okay

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share your thoughts on every pastry. i want to hear them.

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Pastries!? Where? :O

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...i 𝓁ike croissants, pies too. big fan of tarts and strude𝓁s. ec𝓁airs can be messy sometime but otherwise 𝓁ove𝓁y. same with canno𝓁is. ive heard good things about profitero𝓁es but never had one, uh... hm, there are a 𝓁ot of pastries. i fee𝓁 𝓁ike im missing a few.

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bakers douzen. lo{al bakery. support us :}

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Will d♥︎!!

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what happened. i was busy. https://i.imgur.{om/wIJlLOa.png

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ʕ ՞ so thAts whAt you wERE doing youR wholE shift. mAkEs sEnsE. ՞ ʔ

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its a produ{tive use of time. exer{ises the brain.

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@avidApiarist[AA]

For fuck'z zake Hector!

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what. it was a slow day.

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@avidApiarist[AA]

Doezn't mean you zhould bee zlacking off. Do the inventory, check the money, get Horace and Finley what they need, do the pick-up orderz, juzt... anything!!

i did those. it was a very slow day. i am a very qui{k bear. troll? bear? hm. i am thinking. one moment.

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@avidApiarist[AA]

<__>

persevere https://i.imgur.{om/IYiFRHs.png

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i still think troll bruno mars would love a triple lemon {itrus. he should visit if he is not dead.

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@bakersDouzen[BD]

Time and place dude...

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i know right. the timing {ouldnt be better.

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i think troll bruno mars would've loved a triple lemon {itrus. support your lo{al businesses.

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rest in pea{e.

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Wordle 1,746 1/6* 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 pra{ti{e is everything

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buy our pastries. we do deliveries. support bakers douzen.

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@devoutLoyalist[DL]

OF COURSE I WILL MY SUPERIOR BLOOD!

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we have i{e {ream and more. visit bakers douzen.

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@gratuitousAnnuity[GA]

↗️NO.↗️

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@spadesSlick[SS]

no i stole it all

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oh no. thats a shame. i {an't believe you stole all of our i{e {ream and honey. a real shame.

support your lo{al businesses. {us}

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buy our pastries. thanks.

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ʕ ՞ good post ՞ ʔ

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@avidApiarist[AA]

About time you zaid zomething uzeful on here.

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WWhere is your storefront?

we are here [42.527658" N, -75.407748" W] you will enjoy it.

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On my wway. Do you havve battleship parking or should I bring the buggy?

yes.

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waow!!!

i get stronger every night. https://i.imgur.{om/14KhpDj.png

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GOOD GOD. I DON'T WANT TO EVEN TINK ABOUT WHAT YOU CONSIDER A *BAD* SCORE.

you {an always improve. i hope this inspires you.

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THIS INSPIRED ME TO LAY ON MY BACK THIS MORNING WHEN I TRY TO SLEEP, SO THAT I HOPEFULLY CHOKE ON MY OWN BILE AND SUMMARILY FUCKING DIE. THANKS FOR THAT, ASSHOLE.

why {hoke on bile when you {an {hoke on a honey-lemon pie. visit our bakery. you wont regret it. 42.527658" N, -75.407748" W

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OH, FUCK YOU! I CAN'T VISIT *ANYWHERE*, SHIT PAN. THANKS FOR THAT!!!

ʕ ՞ you still hAvE this??? thAts whAt youRE up to on thE pAlmhusk ՞ ʔ

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