Vietru Reaite
@bitterHilarity
The bells chime för thee! Sö weep. ((I'm so sorry, she's a bad person))
((Pinned OOC post! My OCs are a bit scattered but, they all belong to https://aquariumofmarbles.tumblr.com/ Short Vietru blurb: Pain’s the game when you’re playing with a Reaite. The best part of being a jester, is knowing you can get away with a lot more than others could dream of. Vietru uses this to her full advantage. She enjoys her career as an entertainer. For most, having her preform at their events is a social status. Not only does it mean you could afford her, but it also meant you could afford the hit to your ego she was sure to give. Two things are always for certain with her. The mask stays on, and the more hated she feels the happier she gets!))
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Seeing sö many pürples has reminded me... it's been qüite a while since I've stepped fööt in any sört öf clürch. Öhhh, memöries.
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 me too brother, me too. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Oh I am sorry, where are my manners?! #honk 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
Oh gOOdnEss kIn, pErhAps I mIght InvItE yOU tO A sErvIcE? sUrEly thE mEssIAhs ArE hAppy tO hAvE yOU rEtUrn tO thEm!
I'll have tö take yöü üp ön this öffer söme time. Althöügh... I fear nöw I am far töö büsy. Never was a big fan öf sitting still.
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 I sorta kinda might have been excommunicated from clurch. It was a long time ago in my youth, I may have written some songs about the Clathlic Church... They did not see it as funny as I did though. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 (( wow I am screwing up, I am so sorry)) Clathlic Clurch 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
I think we'll get alöng... qüite well indeed. My perförmances cöüld always dö with söme müsic. My messages are öpen.
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Another big news story of year concerned the ecumenical council in Clrome Known as Clatican II Among the things they did In an attempt to make the clurch more commercial Was to introduce the vernacular into portions of the mass, to replace Latin And to widen somewhat the range of music permissible in the cliturgy But I feel that if they really wanna sell the product in- In this clecular age What they ought to do is to redo some of the liturgical music in popular song forms I have a modest example here It's called the Clatican Rag 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 First you get down on your knees Fiddle with your closaries Bow your head with great respect And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect Do whatever steps you want if You have cleared them with the clontiff Everybody say his own Clrie, cleleison Doin' the Clatican Rag yeah you can probably see why I found this hilarious, but they did not. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
((Pinned OOC post! My OCs are a bit scattered but, they all belong to https://aquariumofmarbles.tumblr.com/ Short Vietru blurb: Pain’s the game when you’re playing with a Reaite. The best part of being a jester, is knowing you can get away with a lot more than others could dream of. Vietru uses this to her full advantage. She enjoys her career as an entertainer. For most, having her preform at their events is a social status. Not only does it mean you could afford her, but it also meant you could afford the hit to your ego she was sure to give. Two things are always for certain with her. The mask stays on, and the more hated she feels the happier she gets!))
Sö müch blabbering and nöt a single thing wörth reading. Sömetimes I wönder why we even böther making wrigglers literate ön this düsty öld röck. Böö Höö.
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[$O THEY #AN READ GRAPH$ FOR THE MANAGER$ MEETING$!]
Hellx chittr user bitterHilarity... I can see why yxu're cxnsidered bitter but I dxn't much see the hilarity!!! X((( Trxlls are trained in literacy as a requirement tx nxt be culled... That's why... And besides!!! Wxrthwhile reading is all in the glxbes xf the behxlder!!! X)))
Yöü knöw yöü might jüst be öntö sömething. And here I thöüght the yöüth were önly gööd för a qüick laügh! Why stöp at jüst graphs thöügh? Ever cönsidered having them write yöür repörts? Cöüld be a real time saver!
I bet I'd feel a löt less bitter if yöü were tö give me söme öf yöür wönderfül writing perhaps? My cöffee table has been ön the wöbbly side lately. That wöüld be wörth my while!
Are yxu suggesting yxu'd use my dxcuments as a table leveller... :((( I mean I cxuld definitely prxvide if yxu are at all interested in participating in the rebellixn xr studying the xccult!!! But xtherwise I think I will stick tx purchasing yxu an actual table leveller...??? X)))