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It's been too long since I last said Doc Scratch should die on here. That's still true.
You can combat hhh anxiety spirals by simply not thhhinking, did you know hhhhhh hhh hhhhhh Yaaaaay! #tipsfromwhhhenihhhadthhherapy #butmaybedontquotemeonthhhat
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 First you get down on your knees Fiddle with your closaries Bow your head with great respect And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect Do whatever steps you want if You have cleared them with the clontiff Everybody say his own Clrie, cleleison Doin' the Clatican Rag yeah you can probably see why I found this hilarious, but they did not. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
my Old schOOlfEEdEr AlwAys sAId 'sUffEr nOt thE hErEtIc spEAk, cUt thEIr tOngUE tO sAvE thEm frOm thEmsElvEs' I wOndEr whAt thEy thInk Of chIttr... I hOpE thEy ArE wEll I sUppOsE...
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Another big news story of year concerned the ecumenical council in Clrome Known as Clatican II Among the things they did In an attempt to make the clurch more commercial Was to introduce the vernacular into portions of the mass, to replace Latin And to widen somewhat the range of music permissible in the cliturgy But I feel that if they really wanna sell the product in- In this clecular age What they ought to do is to redo some of the liturgical music in popular song forms I have a modest example here It's called the Clatican Rag 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 I sorta kinda might have been excommunicated from clurch. It was a long time ago in my youth, I may have written some songs about the Clathlic Church... They did not see it as funny as I did though. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
⚇ Hilarities 12:82 ⚇ "Rule of comedy number 15- it is always funny when blood is spilled. Slapstick saves souls." #Mirthfulchittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
♯consciousness is a ♯curse in ♯disguise
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[IT MEAN$ THAT IM TAKING A VA#ATION FROM $LEEPING IN THE OFFI#E EVERYDAY]
Shhhould I tell my boss thhhat I'm not 100% sure if I'm going to like survive to come back tomorrow Thhhey mighhht find someone new to take my job thhhoughhh like hhh hhh hhh withhhin an hhhour hhhHHHHHH and if I'M WORRYING FOR NOTHHHING I NEED THHHE JOB well unless I don't BUT I PROBABLY DO
Gro22? 😂
gasp!! this place is s♡♡♡♡ c♡♡l !!! s♡ many new faces..
(( thank u!!!!!
(( so fun fact, making chchow on here was what motivated me to actually do a colored drawing of her, i only had rough concepts before. check out her OG doodle tho https://iili.io/BxvW5g9.png
2hit if u got th3 courag3 to dir3ctpo2t @ m3 th3n why u aint alr3ady in my DM2??
i hit post too soon because somethign startled me. i also dont remember what i was going to say
Stupid fuckin wifi ain't workin. Hafta make some calls.
I fucking hate clownz.
we deliver too. so order instead i guess.
Don't come.
i think the {lowns would enjoy bakers douzen. we have good pastries. go there. thanks.
@accursedAbyss got me wih the green dye agaib https://file.garden/acTt5G-lGD3FoE4W/Normal%20Felt/Dyed%20Eggs%20Full.png
✨🍭🕷️ fuuuuck my bad #jesterphobia 🕷️🍭✨
He's right, the paper just isn't up to snuff.
I'm ztopping the clock for any clown related inztancez.
The fuck? I'm definitely nothing like the little purple band of freakz you have going on.
•ᴥ- you're too sweet, sugar. -ᴥ•
Lays an egg directly into your hand.
•ᴥ- there are many ways to put a smile on someone's face. -‿- #suggestive #silly -ᴥ•
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GOOT AA NOONBIINAARY HOORSEE OON THEE RAANCH,, PROONOOUUNS AAREE NEEIIGH//THEEM
✿ i almost failed goofs and gaffs 101 dat journey was not for me
✿ i did not trip i pulled my pants back up wtf
didnt your ♯pants ♯falldown on ♯stage once
✿ wazzup guys it’s da glurp and let me tell u a fun fact always run away from education to start a band u could make it like i did #insporational
✿ bro wat kind of game of ball is dis
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[NO ONE $AID I HAVENT YET!]
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Are yxu suggesting yxu'd use my dxcuments as a table leveller... :((( I mean I cxuld definitely prxvide if yxu are at all interested in participating in the rebellixn xr studying the xccult!!! But xtherwise I think I will stick tx purchasing yxu an actual table leveller...??? X)))
well my ♯ultimategoal is ♯pure ♯uncut ♯immortality & i wouldnt really ♯getthat if a ♯bunchahornyperverts ♯trampledme now would i
if i was at ♯eridanweek tonight id probably get stomped on & die
[$O THEY #AN READ GRAPH$ FOR THE MANAGER$ MEETING$!]
Hellx chittr user bitterHilarity... I can see why yxu're cxnsidered bitter but I dxn't much see the hilarity!!! X((( Trxlls are trained in literacy as a requirement tx nxt be culled... That's why... And besides!!! Wxrthwhile reading is all in the glxbes xf the behxlder!!! X)))
((Not an actual Spambot IDK why I thought this bit might be funny.))
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 There are far worse fates than celibacy in this universe! 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
TAVROS 1S FUCK1NG DEAD
jesus fuck 1 th1nk 1m just gonna start walk1ng 1nto the desert now
my ♯fucking ♯posturepole
•ᴥ- wanting to do some clownin around. -‿- -ᴥ•