Aurele Hemali
@avidApiarist
Honey Zupplier and Manager at Baker'z Douzen. Tiny and filled with hate.
(( Pinning on all my accts! Important to note, I'm always down to RP SFW and Violence, but I don't do NSFW! I don't mind rping into NSFW jokes and references, but I don't RP it ^-^ TY! This goes for all my charas: @tempestousDoxy @bigBooms @macabreMoonlight @waningCatastrophe @avidApiarist @bakersDouzen [idk why u would wanna freak on the bakery] ))
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sometimes when i get bored i dip mie tobias trilbie in indescript liquids and (insert ur pronouns) scream loud as fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk #reference
Definitely.
Open to boytoy applicationz zince apparently it'z a crime to talk to other men. <__#> #rant
I need zomeone elze to pizz thiz guy off. You're probably the douchiezt, zurefire choice.
|| YOU KNOW I GOT FIRED FROM YOUR LAST APPLICATION BUT FUCK IT YOU MISS 100% OF THE SHOTS YOU DONT TAKE AND #SHOOTERSSHOOT | OVER ||
Zure, you're on board too. I might az well ztart a collection of boy toyz to carry me around and do my fucking bidding. <__#>
|| WE'RE GOING TO END UP HAULING YOU AROUND ON A MASSIVE THRONE LIKE YOURE A FUCKING PHAROAH AT THIS RATE | OVER ||
World'z denzezt fucker award goez to big oafizh idiot.
it was not taken so just in case he gets any ideas.......
Truly doing a zervice for the community.
action; statement input; statement: bee update [#|ia|yisbees] input; statement: i am trying to convince the cadet 'in charge' of the 3d printer to construct the p|ayhive for the bees input; statement: a|so bee number 71 has been chasing bee number 24 for 32.07 minutes consecutive|y
I live for these updates
action; statement input; statement: i wi|| try to update you more often, then
You need any fancy .stl files, you let me know. Can’t have your bees kickin’ it in a lame ass maze.
action; statement input; statement: the maze is for fun & enrichment purposes input; statement: it wi|| be attached to their main hive input; statement: i wi|| admit to not knowing much about coding. my moirai| is much much better at that than i am
.stl files are a common format for 3D printing. It’s an offer to design a fun and enriching house for them. Bees rock.
action; statement input; statement: understood! input; statement: i think for now, i wou|d |ike to design it since i am using the bees as a distraction & coping mechanism from the he|m input; statement: but thank you for the offer input; statement: if you have any ideas i wou|d be g|ad to hear them
Old flash sheet...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ May revise later...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
#CHIDIOTS
⊹ 💛🐝 Attenti⟡n Buzzgrubs! 🐝💛 We've g⟡t ⟡ur t⟡ur l⟡cati⟡ns l⟡cked and l⟡aded! I cann⟡t wait t⟡ see y⟡u all t#ere! I #ave a really fun set prepared f⟡r y⟡u all, I kn⟡w t#at y⟡u will all l⟡ve it! ::) Bel⟡w are t#e c⟡nfirmed cities and l⟡cati⟡ns. Tickets g⟡ ⟡n sale t⟡lig#t at 10pm Alternian Standard Time. - Cerulean Cr⟡wn, ⟡utglut - C⟡ndescensi⟡n Mem⟡rial Arena, Spinefang - T#e #iveb⟡x, T#ras#t#rust - Ir⟡n Cr⟡wn T#eatre, T#ras#t#rust - Clatterd⟡me, Cinderfall - Ampit#eater, R⟡tterdam - T#e Bl⟡⟡dl⟡t, New Gl⟡am City - Alternian Cultural Recreati⟡n Center, Guttert⟡n - Blackst⟡ne T#eatre, Grubside - T#e Crucible, Br⟡⟡dreac# - N⟡ise Cat#edral, Nestgrave - Central Alternian Municipality - Unity Pavili⟡n, Imperial City - Spectacle C⟡mplex, An⟡de District See y⟡u all t#ere! Kisses! ⊹
⊹ I'll see if we're able t⟡ secure venues t#ere! T#ey can be a little tricky t⟡ b⟡⟡k wit#, but I will see w#at I can d⟡! T#anks f⟡r t#e request! ⊹
⊹ Can't wait t⟡ see y⟡u t#ere! ⊹
▲guess ill see what the noise is about if you end up on the murdershore then▼
⊹ I'll #⟡pefully see y⟡u t#ere! ::) ⊹
Wizh I could make it out, even if zhowz aren't really my ztyle. <__> Bzz bzz.
⊹ N⟡ w⟡rries!! I will be p⟡sting all t#e f⟡⟡tage t⟡ my c#annel f⟡r free ⟡nce t#e t⟡ur is ⟡ver! ⊹
⊹ My management isn't t#e biggest fan ⟡f it, as 'exclusivity sells', #⟡wever I kn⟡w many ⟡f my fans are #ard w⟡rkers w#⟡ d⟡n't get a l⟡t ⟡f time ⟡ff! Besides, travel is expensive. I t#ink entertainment s#⟡uld be accessible f⟡r all! ⊹
Preach. I can't imagine it'z eazy taking orderz from zomeone elze, but good on you for puzhing. <^^> Alwayz nice to zupport zomeone who genuinely carez.
⊹ S⟡me⟡ne #as t⟡! I'm lucky t⟡ be in a p⟡siti⟡n w#ere I can make differences like t#at. ⊹
Quadmate applicationz are open. Anyone but @beearizhBaker, feel free to apply. <__#>
Wait, how many quadz do you even have filled @zpontaneouzZtratagem ? <__#>
|| LIKE I SAID BEFORE | I’LL WORK SOMETHING OUT | MY QUADMATES ARE ACCOMMODATING | OVER ||
|| UNIRONICALLY EXTREMELY DIFFICULT TO ANSWER | SOMETIMES TWO SOMETIMES ONE | WE VACILLATE A TON | OVER ||
|| NOT ENTIRELY? | MY MATESPRITE JUST WANTS TO BE INVOLVED IN MY LIFE AND MY MOIRAIL CAN QUICKLY BECOME MY KISMESIS IF SHE DECIDES TO BE A FUCKING BRAT THAT NIGHT | JUST HOW IT IS | OVER ||
|| SIGH | UNDERSTANDABLE | YOU STILL ON TO COME OVER AND SMOKE AT LEAST? | OVER ||
Calling out tomorrow. Bakery iz zhut down.
Criziz averted zince he'z juzt ZO fucking ztupid.
Guyz I forgot he haz chittr. Do I fake my death?
|| HEY MY LIPS ARE SEALED | I’M NOT GONNA TELL HER | OVER ||
|| OF COURSE I WOULD | IT’S NOT EVERYNIGHT YOU FIND A PRETTY LADY WHO WILL SIT IN YOUR LAP AND SHARE A CIGAR WITH YOU | OVER ||
|| WOULDN’T BE OPPOSE THAT | ESPECIALLY SINCE YOUR BAKERY SEEMS TO ‘BEE’ CLOSED TOMORROW | OVER ||
|| I’LL GLADLY MAKE TIME FOR YOU | AS MUCH TIME AS YOU WANT | OVER ||
Ughhh Dre🜁ming 🝎f g🝎ing 🝎n 🜁 midnight swim with s🝎me🝎ne rn.. W🝎nder if they feel the energy im putting 🝎ut t🝎 them... #flirting #suggesti🜄e? #🜄🜁gue
☆eugh gog you gotta Kall me that? And I have amazing taste I’ll have you fuKKin Know☆
☆AKting liKe is definitely maKing you’re your losing your chance of going on a midnight swim with whoever it might be☆
Y🝎u just wish it w🜁s y🝎u 🜁nd y🝎u'd be je🜁l🝎us if I t🝎ld y🝎u 🝎therwise. lm🜁🝎
☆I Kould not Kare less, see? I learned from our last little thing☆
☆Speechless and proud of me ya love to see it☆
☆Ya Know you Kant get enough of my big head☆
Y🝎u wish. M🜁ybe I'll st🜁rt sm🜁cking it 🜁r🝎und next time we p🜁il
vAguEly flirty and crass chit.
☆witty and obviously funny reply☆
Swoon.
blues clues
jOkIngly AntagonizIng rEtOrt.
☆Somewhat antagonized but also joKing response☆
EvEn vAguEr tEasIng reply.
"Tch."
How do you communicate to your coworker you want to bee romanced, but alzo you can't ztand him?
ʕ ՞ WE ARE fucking FAR pAst woRRying ABout it now, unlEss you’RE ABout to tEll mE you got thE hots foR youR fucking BEEs. ՞ ʔ
ʕ ՞ If I diEd who would RomAncE youR shoRt Buzzy BEhind hAhAhAhAhAhA ՞ ʔ
ʕ ՞ How thE fuck ARE you givE mE thE oRdERs foR thE BAkERy thEn ARE you fucking dumB ՞ ʔ
ʕ ՞ thERE is no wAy hE’d EvER gEt off thAt stupid huskpAd And mosEy his lAzy Ass BAck to RElAy thAt oRdER. EvEn if hE did wE Both know hE’d fuck up it up And foRgEt whAt you sAid ՞ ʔ
ʕ ՞ I’d pAy so much fucking monEy to sEE thAt. HEy if it gEts you to Buzz off mAyBE this will BEnEfit All of us ՞ ʔ
Honeztly feel like it'z zo quiet on here. Where iz all the drama?
it's a welcomed 8reak I'm gonna 8e so for real
Maybee I'm juzt not on enough. Thingz have felt pretty tame. <__> My entertainment...
oh yeah definitely, it's 8een pretty quiet lately. not even a perigee ago it was constant onslaught of terror
I need to go to ★ f★ncy dinner with someone. [ROM★NTIC]
real shit, sylink real shit
(̥ ̥এ́⍜এ̥̀)̥̥ FELT
Theoretically, how many caztez would I have to go up beefore I got cruzhed to death in a hug by accident? I'm thinking not many.
if you get crusheD by a highblooD on acciDent thats a skill issue on their part! not crushing a Motherfucker in a hug is like highblooD 101. only reason soMeboDy woulD Do that is cause they Dont spenD enough tiMe arounD other castes.
Makez zenze. In theory though, juzt unchecked ztrength in general I guezz. Moztly out of curiozity. I'm pretty bird-boned. <__>
oh yeah its iMportant to check that strength. took Me sweeps to get to My current level of control. but it feels so gooD not to holD back with kin :o)
Haz anyone actually beeen to the guttercade? Or iz that juzt a cover up for zome other zhit?
Hmm. It'z on my lizt of "wayz to zpend a night off." Doubt I'll ever get to it though.
⦓ I'd like to go someday too! Perhaps it'll happen eventually, haha! ⦔
|| IM INCLINED TO AGREE | TURNS OUT MARKETING DOES WORK ||| NOW ITS JUST ABOUT FINDING A NIGHT I COULD ACTUALLY GO | OVER ||
⦓ Any moment? Well I do hope it doesn't sneak up on us! ⦔
Bee careful, you're gonna zay all that and the next thing you know? You've got a pounding headache, a new zhiner, and you're there.
⦓ Goodness... If anyone could do that to me I would be rather frightened! I'm usually the one with the teleporting capabilities... ⦔
There'z alwayz bigger fizh to fry. I'm zure it'z a zaying you hear a lot.
⦓ I. Well, usually not actually, I'm the recipient of far fewer fish puns than you'd expect, but. Yes, certainly! There's a significant amount of much stronger people out there than I. And perhaps they may want to take people to the Guttercade... Much to consider. ⦔
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#r3chit