♦ pitied by @avidApiarist
:33< i was hatched in a wet cardboard box all alone!
↗️WORDLE 1,750.↗️ ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️🟨 ⬜️⬜️⬜️🟨⬜️ ⬜️⬜️🟩⬜️⬜️ ⬜️⬜️🟩⬜️⬜️ ⬜️⬜️🟩⬜️⬜️ ⬜️🟩🟩⬜️⬜️
|| GOD ||| DAMN IT | OVER ||
|| JUST RIBBING YOU A LITTLE | I’M NOT THE BOSS OF YOU | OVER ||
|| OLIVES ||| PLURAL? | LOL | OVER ||
xx_EEK_YAAAZZZz_i'll_make_u_da_perfect_one_bcuz_ur_suuuch_a_gem_xx
sometimes i think to myself.
xx_noo_but_ur_so_cyooot_cant_we_b_friendz_xx
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ iiii goto toe be someones uke this cycle (*°▽°*) ]
✿ wat da hell mane i was just givin u good advice
꩜Listen to anyone on here talk for too long and it’ll be easy enough to drift ofF.꩜
D --> I apologize for not posting more #equiusvault documentations but I've been rather busy D --> Perhaps I will take some time off this weekend and do so
ʕ ՞ FinlEy would lovE thE hAmstER, not suRE ABout HEctoR. ՞ ʔ
=>>ihusk 17, here i cøMe! ( @crøesusKingpin ) https://files.catbøx.Møe/ghlei9.png>>>
[BEGIN CHIT] I D0 N0T UNDERzTAND WHY. I AM MUCH M0RE EFFICIENT N0W. :) [END CHIT]
(( ooc note either later today or tomorrow. Ive been rolling dice to determine stuff but they keep failing me.
[BEGIN CHIT] REMEMBER T0 zIGN UP AT Y0UR 10CA1 zHIPYARD T0DAY! EVERYTHING Iz FINE. :) #G01DB100DCHITTR [END CHIT]
is this app monitered? I dont wanna get <aught bad mouthing a <ertain tro[[.
hit the whip so hard i think i pulled something #help
TH3 RUM0R C0M3 0UT: @archive4ddict <3< @twentyfourCarat ????????????
I_have_gone_hive_and_showered. My_lusus_has_dug_a_hole_in_the_floor_again, so_I_have_to_fix_that. :/
|| I FEEL LIKE THIS WOULD GET YOU NIC SICK IN TWO PUFFS | OVER ||
|| THERE IS NO WAY THAT WOULDNT GET ME FIRED SO ILL TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT | OVER ||
i fucking hate my mom! i hate my mom! i hate my mom! i hate my mom! #lyrics #angst #ifuckinghatemymom
I can b3 th3 war You can b3 th3 victim
D --> What would one say hypothetically to a hypothetical insolent rustb100d who hypothetically refuses to take you seriously, in spite of your superiority D --> Hypothetically speaking
@ᛗurdererHønkhønk søøøø, yøu like ᛗy art that ᛗuch? :3c stalking døesn’t feel the saᛗe ønline like it døes in persøn #stalking #kindacreepy?? #artist𓅟
↘️overworked and underpaid.↘️ ↗️THE BEST SERIES OF THINGS TO BE.↗️
ʕ ՞ not thE fuckin timE mAn, i think AuRElE is going to BEAt youR Ass BEfoRE i cAn ՞ ʔ
I would like to address some concerns as some normal folks have been assuming I have an interest in bones, which I do not. As i am a normal civilian i do not have interest in bones or anything to do with things relating to it. I am sure you all understand
0h...my...g0g... be righ7 back i 7hink my m0m is in 7he washer again >-< (n07 wi7h 7he wa7er in i7!!! she jus7 pu7s i7 0n spin cycle and h0ps in f0r a ride!!! I can7 aff0rd 70 replace my washer AGAIN!!!)
you sound like you need a triple lemon drizzle. support bakers douzen. :}
[◉"] Trying to use Chittr at work is more stressful than it ought to be. [◉"] I feel like I'm missing a lot of important conteXt!
Hey, d♥︎es any♥︎ne kn♥︎w why the buzzbeasts in my Beeh♥︎use Mainframe are beeing fussbee?? I’ve tried checked f♥︎r damaged wires, but they just get realbee agitated when I get t♥︎♥︎ cl♥︎se and I d♥︎n’t kn♥︎w what t♥︎ d♥︎!! >x< #sendhelp? #whyd♥︎mybuzzbeastshateme
=>>did trøll jøhn Mayer die at eridanweek? #eridanweek>>>
someone NEEdS to Put a leash on troll bruno mars why are you guys losing track of your FRIENd like this
[idk who else to tell this but i stweal the bones from old graveyards and make jewelry out of it to feel something ever since my arm broke...sorry]
DAMN IT I CAN FEEL THE PARANOIA IN THE BACK OF MY MIND CONSTANTLY FUCKING WITH ME AS IM TRYING TO TAKE OFF MY SHIRT AND CHANGE INTO ONE THATS LESS.. REVEALING, LIKE GOG DAMN. THERES NO ONE NEAR ME THATS GONNA STAB ME. BUT ALAS, I MUST KEEP THIS SENSE HONED FOR THE SAKE OF MY OWN SAFETY. #NSFW??
I feel the need t♥︎ say severabubbubble negative things ab♥︎ut y♥︎u-kn♥︎w-wh♥︎, but I fear getting my lusus culled >x> S♥︎ I subuzz I’ll just “vague p♥︎st” ab♥︎ut them.. F♥︎r s♥︎me♥︎ne wh♥︎ cakes ♥︎n makeup the way y♥︎u d♥︎, the fact y♥︎u can’t bake is actualbee embarassbeeing. Shame ♥︎n y♥︎u. >:( #HICDNI
^^ Watched someone try to plow their scuttlebuggy through the wall of my hive. They weren't expecting the incline, though, so they just kind of... ramped off. ^^ ^^ Into the ocean. ^^ #notresponsible
✿ l𖥧kew𖥧se, l𖥧kew𖥧se ✿
✿ da𖥧ly happen𖥧ngs, 𖥧f we ge𖧧 lucky 𖥧𖧧s weekly. s❦me𖧧𖥧mes 𖧧he pers❦n has a very ❦u𖧧ward way ❦f dress𖥧ng s❦ 𖥧𖧧s eas𖥧er 𖧧❦ 𖥧den𖧧𖥧fy, h❦wever 𖧧ha𖧧s s❦me𖧧𖥧mes, n❦𖧧 all 𖧧he 𖧧𖥧mes ✿
'Mean canYou evenBe supr'sedAt th'sPo'nt.
MY SINGLE HORNYPOST BAIT DIDN'T WORK. IM DELETING CHITTR.
ate a guy at #eridanweek #gore #violence mew~ 💖✨
https://fILE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JIEr/61878f35195a58fa2330954fE2d9449c.jpg
*i'm at this eridan guy's party and i am so lost. i think i took a wrong turn. where is the punch line
i cam3, i 2aw, i .. oh god.. oh fuck oh god fuck i gotta g3t out of h3r3
_@¡:0 II'm jusst now realiiziing II never uploaded myy pfp!!! ;^_^ myy profiiless been naked thiiss entiire tiime!!! Oopss!!!¡@_
not cool dude.
wvatching mituna invwite his matesprit to my hivwe. :/ i can't say no cause kurly fucking lovwes them. SIGH.
WHO THE FUCK BLEW UP THE TOILET ON BASE WITH A FIRECRACKER?!
YEAH AND NOW HE SAYS SHE DIDN'T CHEAT AND HE LOVES HER. SOUNDS KINDA COPEY
_@¡Fucck iit! II'm goiing to UNccryypto the ccurrenccyy! II'm goiing to make myy own ccoiin ccalled ssyylliiii tokenss and yyou ccan usse iit to trade wiith friiendss, enemiiess, trollss yyou feel neutral about, and me, and iif yyou're lucckyy go sstop byy myy baked gluten-riicch ssugar ssnacckss sshop II'll giive yyou 1 ssyylliiii token per purcchasse!!! And then iif yyou ssave up 10 of them II'll giive yyou 50 perccent off yyour next purcchasse at myy sshop!!!¡@_
forcing me to hold your hand #justagirl #fuckyoutiktok
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!! @oleanderSupernova has CLAIMED to have kidnapped star of the show of #eridanw33k ERIDAN AMPORA. Could this mysterious ne'er do well be responsible for the murder of Troll Jerma985 as well?!
- Sommeone just knocked mme over #Fell #EridanWeek
th' #eridanweek incidents are a good reminder t' never go outside or even leave th' house.
i aint llettin no fuckin drone scan me
my buggy won't start.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #eridanweek, I guess I'm fucking stuck here now? ]
per1meter 1s locked down at #er1danweek... start1ng to th1s event f*ck1ng sucks actually...
Fuck me and my attraction to freckles.
> 1 have #mendaxco1n reg12tered a2 a crypto name 5 hate2 and 1'll relea2e 1t <
Why. What's unattractive about their mouth. Have they not brushed their teeth.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #eridanweek troll bruno mars hasnt shown up? ]
god fUckIn damn that girl's stArtIn to get mOrE UnpredictablE than me. is that a prOblEm? mAybE. i can't tell. i'll sEE how shit gOEs i gUEss. its frEE EntertainmEnt hAhA. and pEoplE say the news is bOrIng.
ĦELLȬ FELLȬW WAŖŖIȬŖS!! SAMUŖAI ȬF GŖEAT ŖEPUTE! TĦE ĦȬNȬŖABLE TAKAŖI MAYNAŖ IS NȬW ȬN TĦIS WEBSITE TȬ SĦAŖE MY TEACĦINGS AND SEEK GŖEATEŖ UNDEŖSTANDING ȬF TĦE WȬŖLD AT LAŖGE! I dȭ nȭt speak in capitals all tħe time, but it felt necessaŗy fȭŗ tħis JȬYȬUS INTŖȬDUCTIȬN!
guys can i become the empress im cool i swear and i like believe in equality
I fEEl As thOUgh chIttr hAs mAdE my lIfE fAr mOrE cOmplIcAtEd thAn I wAntEd It tO. I wOndEr If I wOUld hAvE bEEn bEttEr Of wIthOUt It? bUt pErhAps chAngE And grOwth ArE ImpOrtAnt...
PREACH!!! just say you love boring hetslop. there’s 5,000000 more interesting dave or jade ships than this
// i hate davejade so fucking much i'm sorry
i alMost choked on a chip, this world wants Me dead
hello I'm greg i like sharks i live on an island in the Bermuda triange because my dad left me here when i was 4 yes i can leave already i just chose to stay here for my whole life because the sharks who raised me live around these parts and they're my family
do yall think wa2h3r2 and dry3r2 ar3 lik3 fri3nd2 or ju2t work fri3nd2
> should I let him in or just walk past? @arrogantGambit < > https://i.postimg.cc/SQ9pVQNN/caimasamimir.png <
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 :o?
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BOO YOU WHORE.
SorrY To ThosE DisappointeD In Me BuT I LiterallY OnlY HateD OnE PersoN AnD ThaT WaS My Ex
you should rail food into your mouth as quick as possible to replenish the energy and then go for something impressive like an 18-wheeler
↘️i literally live to work instead of working to live.↘️ ↗️THE MARK OF A TRUE GRINDSMAN.↗️
an/mal fun fact!: sOme spec/es Of bears can run as fast as hOeses!
canned cooffee sucks soo bad I need too get the rreal shit frroom my ex Kismesis again
↗️THEY HAVE PERMITTED ME HYDRATION ONCE MORE.↗️
Not surre I will be attending #erridanweek; please post picturres of coolscarr's panel,
[BEGIN CHIT] I AM z0 1UCKY T0 BE AB1E T0 BE IN THE HE1MzPIT. I AM z0 GRATEFU1 F0R MY CREW! :) [END CHIT]
|| BURGUNDY ON MY SQUAD ACCIDENTALLY PARALYZED A BRONZEBLOOD FOR 2 HOURS WITH HER PSIONICS | WE'VE HAD TO BLAST RANDIE TRAVIS' GREATEST HITS ON A JBL SPEAKER TO KEEP HIM FROM CRYING IN THE INFIRMARY | OVER ||
Many such cases it is unf.o°rtunate
1f only 1 could have my own med1culler pract1ce. do you understand how many 1deas 1 have but cant 1mplement bc you have to be blue toned to be 1ndependent
[BEGIN CHIT] D0 0THER G01DB100Dz KN0W H0W NICE IT Iz T0 PI10T A zHIP [END CHIT]
I need t9 make a separate p9st 9n this matter t9 get ahead 9f any disc9urse, 6ecause s9me pe9ple are determined t9 take my w9rds 9ut 9f c9ntext. I am n9t and have never 6een against a pr9miscu9us pers9n's right t9 have sex when and where they want, within reas9n. In fact, s9me 9f my 6est friends are particularly pr9miscu9us and I have never 9nce t9ld them they c9uldn't 6e. I am m9re than 9kay with it, as l9ng as they keep their acti9ns safe, sane, c9nsensual, and 6ehind cl9sed d99rs where the rest 9f us d9n't have t9 6ear witness t9 it. This hardly makes me a slutshamer. I'm a #slutsavi9r.
[BEGIN CHIT] WHY Iz THERE A R00M FU11 0F BARKBEAzTz 0N MY zHIP. [END CHIT]
I have taken the human's quiz. I know not what these mean but hopefully they are satisfactory. #nsfw (I think?) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8601a11e7ff2.png Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
i hate beinG soMe sort of a work slave
< ah, i was not expecting to see so many other clowns on here... >
DONT SAY THAT TO ME YOU DONT KNOW HOW MUCH HE MEANT TO ME
who was going to warn me how much troll food consisted of grubs. as in, literal *troll babies??!* i think i’d rather starve then eat anything on this planet actually…thanks
>>| need more yaoi. .i'm craving for two highbloods kismesis. .or .a hightblood .and .a midblood .ashen quadrant with lowblood supporting(failing .in .it). #nsfw
hey man it'S me. the notification button. got one new notification for you here. JUST KIDDING!! stinky fucking idiot. NOBODY is liking your posts.
i need to go cry i may be back
You're going to have to be more specific. - MC Oleana
They're going to use this for war. #Fiduspawn #Horsaroni https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d3d63e645a0d.jpg - MC Oleana
bring back my brother #bringgreenmarkback
(( Hey, I'm curious! How many of you HAVE or HAVE NOT read the intermission / remember the intermission that introduced leprechauns? (( Gimme a pity if you know The Felt or a mediate if you don't
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 PICKED UP A RUSTY OLD PIECE OF SHIT LAMP FROM AN ANTIQUE STORE, APPLIED SOME ELBOW GREASE TO THAT LITTLE MUTHAFUCKER AND A GENIE SPRANG OUT. DIDN'T LET HIM FINISH HIS FIRST SENTENCE BEFORE I STARTED JUMPING UP AND DOWN LIKE A WRIGGLER SHOUTING "ROLLEX! LAMBO! YACHT! ROLLEX! LAMBO! YACHT!"
>>| .another day .of server racking. my beloved wrench .and bitten fingers .is .all .i need for maintaining my stuff. but today was less .of .it. server .is humming peacefully .and that's .a good sign. like .a pacified lusii. #tech
I Am sImply A cUrIOUs trOll bEIng cUrIOUs! wIth nO hErEtIcAl Or sUbvErsIvE thOUghts hAvIng pAssEd thrOUgh my pAn In my EntIrE lIfE.
wOUld AnyOnE hAppEn tO hAvE vEry Old hIstOrIcAl tExts Of A nOnrElIgIOUs nAtUrE? I Am sImply cUrIOUs yEs cUrIOUs Is All
♰ the ringing is getting louder ♰
i hate being bad at computers now im just embarrassed
-------------------------- yoU legally haVe to tell beetel if yoU are VagUeposting aboUt beetel.
H0w d0 I #vaguep0st cuz n0thin is ever a mystery when it c0mes t0 me but als0 a br0 wants t0 be included (⌐□_□)
|| THIS IS WHY I SMOKE | THIS IS WHY I SMOKE A LOT | OVER ||
|| SPENT ALL NIGHT LOOKING FOR A REPORT I’M 99% DOESN’T EVEN EXIST | I CHECKED EVERY PAPER IN MY OFFICE | NOTHING | LOOKED IN EVERY DRAWER AND UNDER MY OWN FUCKING CHAIR | NOTHING | CALLED EVERY SINGLE SQUAD MATE THAT COULD’VE POSSIBLY WALKED IN | NOPE NOBODY TOUCHED ANYTHING | WHICH MEANS I’VE JUST SPENT MY WHOLE NIGHT OFF IN MY OFFICE LOOKING FOR A FUCKING FABLE OF A REPORT | I’M GOING TO LOSE MY DAMN MIND | AND THE BEST PART IS ||| I HAVE ACTUAL WORK TOMORROW!!! | FUUUUUUUUUUCK EVERYTHING! | OVER ||
IDFK TH4TS WHY IM IMPR3SS3D Y0U DIDNT ST4RT WITH 3M!
TH3YR3 PR3TTY MUCH WRIGGL3R G4M3S 4B0UT BUILDING G4RB4G3
Type $hit, if you ever pick it back up im down for game$ and $howing you the rope$
W04H 4CTU4LLY TH4TS IMPR3SSIV3 TH3N M0ST P30PL3 ST4RT WITH RUN3SCUT3 0R LIK3 SH0V3LF0RG3
The fact that you're playing the game make$ you better than mo$t, keep practicing and you'll eventually get the hang of it homie
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YOU SUCK TO LIKE MAGNANIMOUS LEVELS THAT I HONESTLY DIDN'T KNOW WERE POSSIBLE. I KINDA RESPECT THE DEGREE TO WHICH YOU SUCK.
> I heard its illegal to kiss your moirail is that true guys please tell me as soon as you can im running out of time <
If im not supposed to build nuclear bombs from recycled fire alarms then what in the fuck else am i going to use all of them for? #realquestions
✿ wha𖧧 𖥧s a wh𖥧𖧧e pers❦n. are y❦u call𖥧ng lus𖥧𖥧 wh𖥧𖧧e pe❦ple? 𖥧 d❦n𖧧 𖧧h𖥧nk my pa was a wh𖥧𖧧e pe❦ple, he was a lusus. 𖥧s 𖧧h𖥧s a human 𖧧h𖥧ng ✿
Where are all the hot bitches with no standards, i know they exist how the fuck else do half of you inebriated freaks of nature continue to spring up? #realquestions
Hanging out with my favorite person in the world <3 @truthTenable https://file.garden/aYzuJ5cmJXLmx8Ga/look%20at%20them%20clon%20three.png
bsomeone blease bsilencs bhis bsinful bnoise… https://file.garden/YjahIGA2LRQTk64R/IMG_8297.png
sO gOOd tO be back in civilizatiOn... gOnna take sOme me time after that whOle mess and then it's Off tO the neXt place! XO
Oh i wonder if my jaw is properly attached to my face right now haha It's been shaky for days
If you find an oliveblood rummaging through your garbage. That's me. I am currently lacking a hive.
more art because he's the worst )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a8c2764f963c.png
No book review today. Sunday is a day of rest, I've heard. Going to spend my day drinking tea and lounging around.
V^ I changed my mind, its his stupid c0at. ^V
honestly im disappointed i dont have a higher kulling score, , , https://i.gyazo.com/193feae68abdc84961c684344e2ec52b.png
♯dont ♯dm me
/admires you cutely
|| HAVE TO SPEND ONE OF MY FEW NIGHTS OFF HEADING BACK INTO WORK BECAUSE APPARENTLY I MISSED A REPORT | SOMEHOW | I’M NOT SURE HOW I COULD MISS A PIECE OF PAPER ON MY DESK BUT ||| FUCK | OVER ||
|| I DIDN’T THINK SHE’D EVEN CARE | WHY DOES SHE CARE | WHAT THE FUCK | SHE’S LITERALLY JUST MY BOSS | OVER ||
|| OH GOD | OVER ||
pAIR'aps Zen i would fill my quandrants
ʚ♡ɞ I likeee bailed my moirail out of jail with money I got from a teal blood!! NEW PROBLEM THO!!! HOW DO I GET OUT OF A DATE WITH THAT TEAL BLOOD :(((!!!!! PLZ HELP!!!!!! ʚ♡ɞ
NO THAT I$ DI$GU$TING OF ME TO DO, I WILL NEVER EVER LET MY LIP$ TOUCH A PURPLE-BLOOD'$ EVER AGAIN!!
apparently sssome ON-LINE REVIEWSSS have been ssslandering my SSSLUDGE asss "Not Disssgusssting Enough". let it be known that my SSSLUDGE wasss ranked 5th mossst GROSSSSSS on the now-defunct SSSLUDGERANKINGSSS WEB SSSITE, credibly disssproving thisss VILE RUMOR.
D --> Many of you have been posting a concerning amount of vulgarity to public forum D --> I would like to remind you all that such crudeness should be kept private D --> E%tremely private D --> In a locked trunk beneath the sub-level of your office spaces if possible
WELL GOOD AFTERNOON, FRIENDS!! Today is Sunday, and for those who are unfortunate enough to not know, it's the holiest day of the week! Sunday is observed as a day of worship and rest, holding it as both the Lord's Day and the day of Christ's resurrection. Usually on Earth, folks would attend church every fine Sunday. However, given my current inability to do so, I've spent this morning studying my bible. Remember ; obstacles does not make something impossible. Just because I can't attend church like a human don't mean I can't worship God like a christian! Soon you'll all see the err of your ways and walk alongside me. - Psalm 119:160
Pl€as€ t€ll m€ ₩ho tak€s mor€ than TEN MINUTES looking at a m€nu. Hurr¥ up!
ATTENTION, HATERS: I understand completely. It must be a struggle for even the most excellent of satyrs, trolls, humans, or ESPECIALLY nymphs to look upon me without being UTTERLY OVERCOME by JEALOUSY. But you must RESIST. Instead of pushing HATE out to others, turn your passion INWARD. Use that burning energy inside of you to POWER THROUGH your envy and make a BETTER MAN of yourself.
SNEEZING MADE THE PAIN WORSE FUCKKKKKKK
♰ good evening chittr… did i miss anything important while i rested..? ♰
Ill come out and be the one to really break the glass ceiling: Im oppressed for being "human heterosexual" and Im tired of pretending I aint
#nowplaying - Can’t Help Falling In Love - Troll Elvis
morning, mutuals. :B do you guys like waffles? yeah. you definitely love waffles. what about pancakes? ... nah, you probably love them too. french toast? do i even have to ask? haha. don't know which of the three i'm craving for breakfast, but i can't wait to get a mouthful anyways. :B #thisiswhattherefrance
my lusus is all 0ver me 70day!!! h0w d0 i kn0w 7his? pr0bably due 70 her webbing all 0ver me!! als0 shes like idk medium sized s0 i7s hard 70 ign0re her cx
How is this supposed to be easy to navigate when I don't know a soul? Maybe a picture will help. That'll have to wait.
lemme test ⊙ut this image embed shit ᥕ a pic ⊙f the lil dude i made during lecture t⊙daᥡ https://cdn.imgchest.c⊙m/files/0d33fe31a2aa.jpeg
|| AS LONG AS YOU’RE NOT BLOWING SMOKE IN THE PATIENTS FACES I DON’T SEE THE ISSUE | OVER ||
Liittle green space aliiens have iinvaded my apartment and are assertiing domiinance over me by readiing all the books that II^ve collected but haven^t read then shruggiing theiir shoulders iindiifferently. What cruelty
IMagine like. A LUsis but it's like IN a computer program ANd it really F*CKING wants you TO play it's game.
You've seen t)(at s)(ipwreck, too?
WEIRD LUSUS WEIRD LUSUS WEIRD LUSUS XO —suggested tag: @slenderMan https://cdn.imgchest.cOm/files/75ccd5da2c6d.png XO
An.o°ther nightly daily reminder that if y.o°u sleep y.o°u are ch°o.o°sing t.o° minimize y.o°ur p.o°tential simply f.o°r s.o°me supp.o°sed material "c.o°mf.o°rt" that d.o°es n.o°t even feel g.o°o.d
[BEGIN CHIT] ap010giez if y0u did n0t want t0 addrezz that reaz0n. it iz n0t t00 bad, i pr0mize. i underztand why y0u w0u1d wizh that, h0wever. [END CHIT]
>([teto i made you in t#e wwe game #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/d46ba1ce2610.png]
fine ill admi7 i7... i was f0rehead kiss fishing a li77le bi7 !!! xc #nsfw
mAn i kEeP SeEiNg sO MuCh mOtHeRfUcKiN HaTe oN ThE TiMe lInE WhY CaN'T AnY BrOtHeR JuSt lOvE EaCh oThEr? :o(
i dont need "fixing" ♠ll of you ♠re so fuckin p♠thetic for fuck's s♠ke
[BEGIN CHIT] t0 c1arify. we d0 c0unt. they juzt changed it z0 that we d0 n0t have auth0rizati0n with0ut an0ther party. the zhip itze1f iz n0t a crew member and it iz 0ften hard f0r pi10tz t0 untang1e the c0ncept 0f the zhip fr0m 0urze1vez. z0 whi1e we ackn0w1edge we are crew, z0metimez it iz hard t0 remember. [query] iz thiz why y0u pity react me z0 0ften? [END CHIT]
[BEGIN CHIT] we11. i 1ike1y w0u1d n0t ki11 every0ne. juzt 0ne ann0ying ai f0cuzed tr011. but they have 10cked me 0ut 0f that n0w. [END CHIT]
1ncred1ble. 1 have just been 1nformed that my dad apparently bur1ed and subsequently ate the corpse of some troll's lusus. as 1f 1 d1dnt have to work overt1me today, now 1 have to do a m1dn1ght 1v1 as 1nvoluntary penance. 1 l1terally get 1, 30 m1nute break and TH1S 1s what 1 have to do 1nstead. mother fucker unl1m1ted
I stayed up too late Playing My Video Games…
ever since i was a little kid i knew i wanted to sleep 8 consecutive hours. i might eventually!
I have to shop at lowes now, this fucking sucks.
like yeah wait hold on why is this place so horndog central
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ 'cuz nobody wants to be a chud like me. and not a person wants to see a chud like me. and nobody wants to hang out with a chud like me. and a stupid useless chud is all ill ever be! #kasaneteto #deep ]
i made a blueprint of a felt doll of my matesprit and. its not looking too well so far
It's weird not having a job anymore. Fixin trucks was cool. Makin puppets was too.
Olive - runs - through - the - castle's - stone - floor. - Mixed - with - gold and purple. - Bronze - cakes - an injured friend - as - an - spear - sliced - open - his - torso. - A violet - bleeds - as - he - tries - to - show - off. - Shots ring - through - the - air. - The - feeling - of - sadistic - joy - lurks - in - the - air - that - threats - to - overtake. - A - slip through - Reality's threads - and - a - blade of otherworldly - placed - within - my - grasp. - Minor - injures - compared - to - the - rest - around - me - despite the attempts. - 'To save us' -the Olive - had - claimed - in his way - of - speech - Foresaw - this - event - yet - hadn't - stopped - it > A - fatal stab through his heart - as - I - whispered - a - sorry - ... - He - dropped - dead - by - my - hands - and - a - bronze - bleeds - out - Calls - for - help - as - Chaos - Olive - rose - from grasp of Death - and gold and purple - as well > #dream #gore
wow, haha. some of the stuff you guys are saying is kinda wild. :B is there, like, some big mass hysteria going on. but for perverts? #nsfw #ithink?
I just got roped into joining a [][]uman religion. Let's [][]ope drinking isn't pro[][]ibited, because I sure do need one rig[][]t now... #substances
I KNOW MY ALTS LOOK DIFFERENT, I KNOW 4 OF THEM. ONE IS SUPER OLD AND WRINKLY, ONE LOOKS LIKE HE COULD FLIP A TRUCK, ONE LOOKS LIKE A RODENT, AND I'M FAT.
ATE AN ENTIRE PIZZA BECAUSE THE BEAST IN ME HUNGERED!!!! THE BEAST IN ME N0W HAS A TUMMY ACHE!!! 🐺
JUS^ WH3N YOU ^HOUGH^ YOU KN3W SOM3ON3 HUH. FUCK!!!
gdi my pale thing blocked me
=( Bribing my lusus to come get a professional photo taken with me has proven to be a more difficult endeavor than originally estimated. I've finally managed to corral him to the nearest town with a suitable business to have it taken in. Stay tuned, followers. )
Come Gamble At The Black Diamond. Ve Von't Cull You If You're Found To Be Cheating, Ve'll Only Kick You Out. Unless It's Me You're Cheating. Then I'll Cull You.
going out clubbing tonight, , ,
speaking 0f big 7r0ll j0b i really need 70 find 0ne my h0bbies are ge77ing way 700 expensive ugh xc
...Alright, fine. Allow me to make myself clear. I couldn't care LESS about the feigned concern for my wellbeing in regard to my faith in the one true God. I couldn't care LESS about what I may be subjected to for that faith. And I certainly couldn't care LESS about none that... Clown tomfoolery! Whatever nightmares trollkind may subject me to are DREAMS compared to what awaits those said sinners in Hell. - Luke 12:2
PIZZA ROLLS FROM THE OVEN: 🤹 PIZZA ROLLS FROM THE MICROWAVE: 🖕
Apparently restraining Ωrders dΩn't apply when its demΩnstrated yΩu cΩuld simply cull the trΩll harrassing yΩu. This is disappΩinting.
what|s th's| hearAbout creat'ngUn'verses?
it's a long story, but basically, i played a game and found out the reward was godhood. i did not get to claim the reward, however. so it kinda sucks.
I MIGHT CON$IDER BECOMING FRIEND$ WITH $OME OF THE HIGH-BLOOD$. KEYWORD: $OME.
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CHITTR -- it's me, someone you don't know but will soon: Argyri Ropote! To start ovv my ensuing advnture, I will go ovv towards nowhere in particular in order to vind PASSERSBY to ask RUDE and QUESTIONABLE questions while i hold my palmhusk DIRECTLY in their VACE to RECORD their ANSWERS!! WHO WILL I VIND VIRST??? Only time will tell. https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/d63c44ceb4b3.png
wWw wizzh you were here xx httpzz://zzquidgeimagezz.zz3.uzz-wezzt-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/28/xx.png wWw
I LIKE MAKING BUILDING$ OF $TICK$ JU$T TO PROCEED TO KNOCK IT OVER AND WATCH THE ENTIRE BUILD FALL.
I wish I had more screens than I do.
no one owns the ocean though??? no one owns any of nature. that's the POINT. did the entire starkin clan just colonize the place or is this just a thing that happens to all universes?
i think wve're all a little but if an invwasivwe species... 😁
what a ♯wasteful ♯use of ♯blood ♯idiot ♯itoxidizes & ♯alters the ♯hue of what youre ♯painting ♯yourpainting
I could give [][]im w[][]at [][]e deserves... <3- #fictionalcrus[][] #blackrom #nsfw [][]ttps://file.garden/aZklG8v4vGLII3iX/c[][]ittr_images/alternian-psyc[][]o.png
:+> [Cigarette packs take so much longer to finish without him. Not in a cute way tho I mean it in the sense that he's always taking my fuckin cigs.] >:/: #substance
nneed more yellow painnt. anny donnors?
the ocean fascinates me, even though i'm afraid of it. (or maybe it's because i'm afraid of it that i'm fascinated by it.) hope you see something interesting out there.
Uh - I - was - testing - my - reflexes - So... - it was a trap - meant - to - maim me? - ;^^ - if I didn't - move - fast - enough >
Depends - ... - Not - too - good - at - it - I - made - a - clock - once - and a - trap >
well, i actually didn't god-tier. not yet, anyway. not sure if i ever will. but i DID create you guys, or maybe the universe before yours. i don't think i ever figured that out.
MAIMING. IF THAT IS NOT. YOURR CUP OF LEAF WATERR. I AM FOND OF "NEOLUSII."
The Lash likes to throw saltwater on robots.
3x3rci23, hiking, cyb3rn3tic2, gard3ning n 2hit, al2o th3 obv g3tting fuck3d up on #2ub2tanc32 and partying
i'm t𖦹𖦹 casual f𖦹r this cavern
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w'at compels evAIRyone to be so 'orny on ZEES website? one would Zink someone put someZEEN in Ze watAIR...
just smacked my ankle with my sc00ter s0 hard im seeing stars br0s its 0ver f0r me im n0t makin it hive unless i crawl (⌐□_□)
(| absolutely gorged myself on Multiple Thick Weenies and passed out for a whole night. had a fucked up daymare where my lusus looked at me with a smile full of gnarled teeth and asked me if i wanted to know my future before i woke up covered in sweat. those Dogs might have been a little too expired |)
im thinking its #sc00tertime (⌐□_□)
agreeing to helping sew shit is all fun and games until. ow my hands
Romance And Quadrantxx Are Xxo Abxxurdly Unnecexxxxary When You Have Devotion. Another Fulfilling Day At Work Ixx More Xxatixxfying Than Any Abrupt Relationxxhip. And Xxo Far, No One Haxx Made Me Think Otherwixxe.
Since th'clo\/\/\/\/nery \/\/enereal disease b'spreadin'. Goin' t'put out a small guide shortly on ho\/\/\/\/ t'handle inter-circus \/\/\/\/it' th' bastards. @murdererHonkhonk I may send a draft yer \/\/\/\/ay.
The cruel jade harley once again bullies ME the great and lovable jack with her damn frogs Im preparing the secret weapon
-]@_lazyyy_..._ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d73e30f8b6c6.png
Hello all. Please forgive my absence. I was struck down with a sickness that I suspect to have been caused by some form of biological warfare. To all others suffering from similar symptoms : my condolences to your family and loved ones for your inevitable loss. To my enemies: I lived, bitch.
I check my palmhusk and wve’re talkin’ about clowvns. Great.
piledrive your clown kismesis. tthis is a good idea and won'tt leave you witth every bone in your body shattttered
concept: forcing your nonreligious matesprit to read clurch scripture through their whines and moans while you bounce them in your lap (tags: Clown/Matesprit, flushfic, cultchaser, top reader, #nsfw, religionplay, clurchplay, miraculous, honkslop, archive ranking: E)
Gxxd mxrning!!! I didn't eat anything fxr breakfast this time!!!
I have⁻ be⁻e⁻n thinking more⁻ about the⁻ photoe⁻le⁻ctric e⁻ffe⁻ct late⁻ly.
|}->Kids these days don't know how hard we had it. Just to visit a friend I ran through snow, crossed a river and did it all while barefoot. #thisisajoke
<-(((Everyone thinks the clown thing is cute and novel but just you wait until you are no hold on anything I say here will just excite you people I am laying down my quill)))->
:33< to the purrson hating my chitts, are you flirting? are we about to hate snog?? dont be shy :33
IN 7HE MIDS7 OF ∆LL OF 7HIS, I'D JUS7 LIKE 7O REMIND EVERYONE 7H∆7 7HE ONLY W∆Y I WILL EVER FUCK ∆ CLOWN IS IN 7HE PI7CH QU∆DR∆N7 #NSFW
i fucking hate you all. every time i make a chit on here, everyone hops right on my dick. there's a difference between me getting it on for the ghb and actually liking purplebloods. mirthomaniacs are fucking loopy and nothing will change that opinion i have. the ghb looks hot and that's that. hell, i was in a pitch quadrant with snowman and we all know what kind of shit she's into. doesn't make me stop thinking she's fine as fuck though. #nsfw
I Stand By My "clowns Are Fine But Have Bad Taste In Interior Decor" Chitt I'm No Poser
XDXD I do in-fact think I am better than all of the clownfuckers because I am a clown romancer and I have the matesprit to prove it #nsfw XDXD
Holy shit I woke up /\nd e\/eryone I know suddenly h/\s /\n /\ccount///
XDXD Watching trolls thirst over a pair of glasses, this is how I know we’ve hit peak intellect as a species XDXD
I think I keep getting paper cuts because of the paper cutout I have taped to my punching bag :(
My body is a temple that worships monster energy and dicks #nsfw
Mon2t3r numb3r 2 lfg h3r3'2 to a long a22 day
:33< OH MY GOG THE GRAND HIGHBLOOD LIKED AND REPLIED???? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e20c0789ad8a.png
want2 m3 to kill 2om3on3, hir32 m3, giv32 m3 no d33t2 and block2 m3 Lov3 th3 prof322ional world
To those among you presently grappling with the recent accusations of cannibalism against me, I would like to offer TWO think pieces to tickle your budding minds. First: is it cannibalism to consume a member of a totally distinct sapient species? Secondly: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f349bad3640d.png
:33 < h33h33, it would be very funny if it suddenly hailed sugarcubes from the sky! :33 < watch out, everyone! delicious blocks of delectable granulated sugar, pitter pattering everywhere! :33 < leave out some teacups and collect your sugary murrsels! :OO
Do You Ever Wake Up Before Your Beloved And Just SMile Because You Get The Privilege Of Making TheM Breakfast?
evil morning #darkwork #shadowthehedgehog #evilthoughts #villainperson
XDXD Something smells godawful in my hive I think one of my code reds has bitten the bullet, that’s what I get for leaving them open I guess XDXD
I can already +ell +his is a mis+ake.
my piiTTiiful purrbea2TT who love2 TTo eaTT garbage ii2 fuckiing aTT iiTT agaiin
6 m0re minu7es and breakfas7 is ready, i’ve never been m0re exci7ed ab0u7 s0me7hing (aside fr0m 7he hell0 cri77er releases cx)
Raw meat tastes HORRIBГE No woNdeR my fucKass Гusus NeveR Гet me eat it pRoГГy the oNГy good decisioN he eveR made
if i ever get m my hands on him...
Have A Productive Day, My Dear Jadexx. Remember Your Purpoxxe, Thoxxe Of You Who Remain Faithful To Your Work. To Everyone Elxxe Prexxent, Try Not To Annihilate Yourxxelvexx.
s𖦹me𖦹ne has stepped 𖦹n the grub. again
I See Quite A Few People Yearning And My Sympathy Goes Out To Them Because Me Too Girl Period (Or Whatever It Is That The Humans Say)
SGHGKHGCCJHAWW0000GJGJFJMYLEG *SENT VIA V0ICE T0 TEXT* 🐺
whoM'ght youBe referr'ngTo?
D --> I've been on the site for a few days now so I think it is safe to determine that I am the STRONGEST one here
Is he fucking vagueposting about me.
FUCK BEING SOFT AND KISSABLE, IM LARGE AND FISTABLE #NSFW
Y00000000000000000 L00K WHAT I JUST F0UND IN THE FUCKIN W00DS CREEPY BUT I FUCK WITH THE VIBE HTTPS://I.IMGUR.C0M/5FECR9D.PNG 🐺
pretty sure it stands f0r man i l0ve fries and dude i l0ve friends (⌐□_□) really h0pe it means that 0therwise ive been sending tr0lls i kn0w "MILF TIME" anytime i wanna grab a basket 0f fries (⌐□_□)
0kay i’m caving! i need 70 ge7 my beau7y sleep, especially f0r 7he hell0 cri77er hun7 im g0ing 0n 70m0rr0w! i’ll make sure 70 share 7he haul (if any) 0n here! wish me luck, g00d nigh7 every0ne!!! cx
my lusus keeps >>andering into the forest does anyone kno>> if these things can be defecti>e
#nsfw folks nowadays want to get all up 'n arms about all this goonin' stuff, but i don't see what the big idea is! i've been doin' it since the day i got into the crew, y'see, and nobody made a big stink about it then. the boss tells me i'm his fourth most useful goon, and i can't even parade it around without gettin' some unsavory looks. maybe they just don't make goons like they used to.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 #LUSUSPOSTING LOVE TO LOVE HATING THAT I LOVE THIS CRAZY MUTHAFUCKER. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d70d3d6fe59c.png
It Has Come To My Attention That This Is Not Troogle.... My Apologies For Any Confusion
...#nsf>>
if i may suggest something,,,
i am SO sorry about that security breach >_< extremely embarrassing... but i think everything is ok now!
Sometimes I think a8out how completely and totally I 8lew my shot with Maryam and didn't even realize until it was way too l8 that I even wanted a shot with her. I was such a fucking fuck up.
𐂯 BEAT THE ZHIT ⌖UT ⌖F ME UNTIL I PAZZ ⌖UT! Y⌖U CAN D⌖ WHATEVER U WANT!!! <3 #NZFWE 𐂯
#gxre #hxrrxr Recent discxvery frxm an anxnymxus sxurce!!! Terrxrist grxup that gxes by the name 'New Nxbles' fxund culling and flaying trxlls whx xppxse their beliefs!!! Hanging them frxm light pxsts as a warning tx xthers whx want tx resist... The name xf their leader is... Currently unknxwn tx me!!! Will be cxntinuing tx pxst xn this as I get mxre infx!!! Be sure tx stay safe xut there!!! And keep yxur heads lxw!!! X)))
i want to go out shopping but my matesprit won’t buy it for me because he’s too busy with his scriptures stuff or wtv ! ! ! !
What do you mean they're broken? Best of luck in your hiring process. Ego sum ira Domini.
I [][]eard somebody say, "Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime" ... You guys are getting paid??
i Put myself in my SECONd favorite movie httPs://i.imgur.com/FdXAIEN.Png #blood
...i was going to ask what you meant, then i read your bio and rea𝓁ized you se𝓁𝓁 honey. i fee𝓁 a bit si𝓁𝓁y. regard𝓁ess, its okay. is your honey good qua𝓁ity?
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↗️I NEVER USE, NOR ROLLOVER, MY PTO. I SIMPLY GIVE THE NIGHTS TO MY PHYSICALLY CAPABLE SUPERIORS BECAUSE THEY DESERVE IT MORE THAN ME.↗️
[BEGIN CHIT] i zupp0ze it iz m0zt1y azz0ciati0n t0 zpecific tr011z that meanz i enj0y them. maybe that d0ez n0t c0unt. here iz perhapz a better anzwer, with new parameterz uzed: i enj0y the g01d 0f a zunzet againzt treez, the m00n1ight 0n a fie1d 0f f10werz, and the iridezcent huez 0f zpecific beet1ez. [END CHIT]
I once had a flushed quadrant.. But that was sweeps ago. I do kind of miss her sometimes though.
Loans For Anyone Who Needs To Break The Negatives Because Of The Crypto Currency Scam. You’ll Have A SWeep To Pay Me Back Before I Start Sending People To Talk To You.
[BEGIN CHIT] pr0cezzing. i quite 1ike vi01et and fuzchia. z0me 0f the c010urz i m0zt enj0y are 0nez that i d0 n0t kn0w h0w t0 dezcribe. there iz a beautifu1 0ne that iz a bit be10w infrared. [END CHIT]
Loan* Automatic Corrections Are AWful Sometimes.
[BEGIN CHIT] z0rt 0f. i can put in requeztz f0r technicianz t0 change my hair. [END CHIT]
If anybody is ever curious about the mother grub or grubs in general feel free to ask me. I love teaching others about our reproductive system! #nsfw #mostlybecauseitsatopicabouttrollreproduction
i hope i did not miss anything important while i was gone 0_0
Going ^hrough a rough pa^ch, n3v3r ^hough^ s3para^ing would b3 so rough bu^ I go^^a focus on wha^'s impor^an^... M3!!! Haha!!!
- Oleana! I;mm comming in late tommorrow... LOL! 😆 #GetIt #BecauseImmDie
Digital art is fun, but I do wish I could smell the paint.
"= #substance just saw a seadweller saying they are taking. tranquilisers right now? hahahah, uh. they should share it around, maybe if we tranquilise more trolls we can get a couple hours of better chittr posts. ="
:33< mewmans calling their nooks pussy is the best thing efur :33< that rules sorry i dont make the rules :33< #nsfw ish
- DEATH? #Immdyign #Dying ##Dying #Dying #DyingForReal #HeartAttart https://i.ibb.co/yFZSVMKS/immage.png
The spirit is weak, but the flesh is also weak. I am tired and should go to bed.
- Okay, evberyone. Imm going die tommorrow. Haha. Bye! 😄 https://i.ibb.co/JFqW2JFz/immage.png
YOU M1GHT B3 WOND3R1NG WHY 1 H4V3 B1G RUMBL3 SPH3R3S 1TS B3C4US3 1 H4V3 4 B1G BLOOD PUSH3R 4ND 1M FULL OF LOV3 4ND K1NDN3SS <3
ha^3 an unappr3cia^iv3 ass ho3 fr.... #i^hough^w3w3r3fri3nds #soooindir3c^
- PLEASE. All I've ever wanted was for the Emmpress to visit mme on an episode of "Secret Saboteur (Season MMMCDXIII, Continued Interplanetary Conquest and Bloodshed Part 42-1): Wherein the Emmpress, Her Immperious Condescension, Glory to Her Namme, Visits an Array of Trollian Businesses Throughout the Intergalactic Emmpire and Surprises Their Much-Adoring Proprietors With Her Patronage and Also Immperial Drones, Lots of Themm, Usually Rending The Property and All Within It Into Pathetic Multicolored Stains, Much to Everyone's Delight...)".
nah, i just w~rk at a restaurant what serves cl~wns.
>>HAT!!!! ho>>!!!! im just a pure and innocent jadeblood girl!!!
ugh, i hate to hornypost so much, im >>orried people are gonna think im a SLUT or something #nsf>>
n~t get clubbed t~ death, but i'm ~pen t~ alternatives, i supp~se.
beef stroganoff? well YEAH i have beef, hes literally strogan her OFF :steamed: :steamed: :steamed:
SnEak oUt, paRty on thE SURfacE a bit moRE~
「 I wish I could. I am, unfortunately, employed. ⥮
↘️not enough time for that.↘️
okayyy, soo heres a wayy better pic of me. >_< helloo guys!! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1467826705380020285/1487226468772610108/untitled3368_20260327190605.png?ex=69c85f15&is=69c70d95&hm=61efbc91d8f08a07c03d7b344416f13b766197949d3f91a1861e804657cb4e72&
I'm just a little guy. A completely nont[][]reatening lil' fella. So very polite and [][]andy to [][]ave around. You can trust me. :>
Unfortunately, t[][]e world is full of [][]orrible reasons.
Caught an employee using Chittr on company time so we had to cull him. Condolences to his matesprit. - MC Oleana
I'm not going to lie, I t[][]ink some of t[][]ose people were Like T[][]at long before online access.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SHUCKS.
You can say t[][]at again. Were t[][]ere always so many on c[][]ittr?
♯joinmycult ♯mycult
♯mycult you ♯havemorefun as a ♯follower but you ♯makemore ♯momey as a ♯leader
Stwaight up pondewing it And by "it", wet's just say My owb
Ughhhhh Stop Declining My Card Gruber Eats It’s Me! Your Old Pal Behbie
the con is going well / except / my cosplay only got recognized one / i guess i like obscure media
\) -•-Old pic of me and my lusus, she used to be so sweet. -•- (/ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1eed6cef8e09.png-•- (/
oh..i did not know that??! i just really like clowns in general!!’ like human clowns are so silly..but woah,
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NAHHH NAH NAH YOU DON'T GET IT LIL GOLDIE, THE CLURCH AIN'T A CULT, IT'S JUST A MIRTHFULLY SPIRITUAL ORGANIZATION WHERE YOU'LL GET CULLED IF YOU ACT AGAINST THE INTERESTS OF THE FAITH. A CULT'S A TOTALLY DIFFERENT THING.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ???? I'M NOT IN A CULT?
i really like clown face paint and wanted to try out some designs i made on paper!!
$O GLAD I'LL NEVER HAVE TO ACTUALLY CARE FOR A WRIGGLER BECAU$E LIKE, WHAT IF YOU JU$T DON'T VIBE WITH IT, MAN?
https://file.g4rden/4cTt5G-lGD3FoE4W/Gr4cieGolden.png
Ughghghghg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! X(((((((((
The eyepatch... is unfortunate... But, I'd rather use a deformity as an opportunity to display His symbols of faith than to just display such a thing! A fine trade-off. - Leviticus 19:17-18
it really does and sometimes you just gotta ignore them and they'll probably go awvay. probably.
...the night i go noseb𝓁ind is the night i stop posting. because i wi𝓁𝓁 be dead.
haha i thought this said gooning out could you imagine 👀 that >>ould>e been crazy 👀
...im not sure if i can make a sour cand𝓁e but i can try? sweet is easy enough at 𝓁east.
૮ ᴖﻌᴖა grr woof awooooooooo
Chittr mor3 lik3 Chuddr
test to see if i can post stuff >_<…!! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1060361547043573832/1487211565156532395/img_8750.png?ex=69c85134&is=69c6ffb4&hm=a1425d289431a6d5f41aa4c229a16975d8e797e7107b7b401ff5aa6f5e6dbea6&
\) -•-Advice for getting bloodstains out of your clothes? It really clashes with my red.-•- (/
...trying to decide what scent of cand𝓁e wou𝓁d best neutra𝓁ize the sme𝓁𝓁 of forma𝓁dehyde. my c𝓁othes reek of it and its giving me a panache.
didnt think it wvas gonna be a problem, and then it wvas a problem. it's not a big deal im just "oh, wvell, i guess this is my life nowv."
Y3ah fair 3nough. You can fight m3 in 2pirit.
We're posting full body photos? What fun! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1c83577959fc.png - Colossians 3:2
you knowv, no one evwer talks about the complete lack of depth perception you havwe wvhen you only havwe one eye. also, horrible migraines.
Yea, sorry.
I LIVE!!!!!!!!! MY KISMESIS MIGHT'VE USED ME AS A PINCUSHI0N F0R AN ENTIRE NIGHT BUT N0 AM0UNT 0F R0PE CANN0T BE CHEWED THR0UGH! MY W0LF SPIRIT CANN0T BE TAMED!!! UNLESS Y0U HAVE D0NUT H0LES! I AM STILL CRAVING TH0SE! 🐺
Annoying that people assume my favourite pony is Rainbow Dash. I only learned about this show because of fucks in dreambubbles and fluttershy is obviously the best pony. Her fear is endearing.
MY O>>N BOYFRIEND BLOCKED ME >>HAT DID I E>EN DO >>RONG )))): #nsf>> #drama #quadrants
Wizawds wiww compwain, "My appwentice is TEWWIBWE at casting!" My eggmate in the awcane awts... YOU twained the appwentice!
📦 Shipping update: The packages are um. Yeah they're kissing sloppy style. It's gonna ruin the boxes, sorry man.
T[][]ank you very muc[][]! T[][]is [][]as been quite [][]elpful. :>
|| I THINK IM YEARNING FOR ANOTHER COMICALLY LARGE CIGAR | OVER ||
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Of course. I'm a professional. Thank you for the concern however. Ego sum ira Domini.
OMG like My hive Is so Pretty now But every Time i Turn the Inside lights On i Get blinded For about Five minutes
Seal the soul back into the sword. Ego sum ira Domini.
men just l꥟ve t꥟ lead women ꥟n. n꥟t me. i prefer t꥟ have them chasing me like a rat with a peice ꥟f cheese dangling in fr꥟nt ꥟f it. take n꥟tes.
There's a sword in my ancestral archives that I need to perform a binding ritual on. On account of the daemonic whispering. Ego sum ira Domini.
'f| wasNot onCh'ttr 'tWould haveProbably beenMuch harderTo saveMy fr'endFrom thatCursed bookW'thout anyHelp.
Sword in the archive is whispering to me in the daemonic tongue. Might have to #redothebindings Ego sum ira Domini.
Glory To The Mother Grub. Dedication And Devotion Are What We Jadexx Muxxt Offer Her.
heyNot l'terallyEvery partOf th'sMess 'sCompletely terr'ble|n allNatures.
yeahhh.. most social platforms online are evill... @_@ LOLS
Let those who harbour hatred within their hearts continue in it, if they must. Do we cast hatred upon a rabid barkbeast, one stricken by affliction beyond its own choosing? No. We do not hate it. We behold it with sorrow. We recognise the sickness that has taken hold, made evident in its actions, in its thoughts, in the very way it moves through the world. Yet even the beast, in its frenzy, bears some dim awareness that it is unwell. These trolls however, wander in a deeper blindness. They do not see the sickness that grips them. They do not know the rot that guides their words and deeds. And so we shall extend our hand once more. For it is not malice alone that binds them, but ignorance and it is that ignorance which refuses their healing.
love having keys to my friends places. lol whats up im in your home now you let this happen
friend told me to get on chitter so this is my first 'chitt' HELLOO GUYS <_< im so nervous, so many ppl..!!
YOU GUYS WOULDNT UND3RST4ND https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/769206931889061938/1487200268939694142/wjtf7vw.png?ex=69c846ae&is=69c6f52e&hm=d94cb04eb1eea74f857fe6ce1f8fef5b87bdd5499d835e3de9b58249496a7ae4&animated=true #art
Just wanna foreclose that I obviously do not believe in britia's odd brand of fascism at all. I’m just roleplaying a horrible person but I like to think I’m decent.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I'm up. A bit groggy but up. ]
i feel s𖦹 dumb after making typ𖦹s i might cull myself
so many orange bird dudes. youre all invited to my house, momma could use a new feather boa #notathreat
I have my reservations about endorsing a place that stratifies people according to the hue of their blood. But the prospect of fronting under anonymity remains a rare improvement not afforded to me before. Though the world has not undergone any major transformation since I was alive, subtle shifts have nonetheless taken place. I cannot blame the children in the way in which their hands have been tied to carry the burden of a planet alone. I take this solely with the one who calls herself Queen of them.
HELP! THERE'S A MOB OF MILF HUNTERS OUTSIDE MY HOUSE!!!
gOoDbYe 100,000 bOoNdOlLaRs hElLo fIvE GrOcErIeS. hOnK. #EaRtH-C-InFlAtIoN #fOoDsHoPpInG #tWoBoTtLeSoFfAyGoAnDoNeJaRoFjElLy
s𖦹me𖦹ne has stepped 𖦹n the grub
frEquEntly yes
the place i get my motherboard baszseszs from exploded how tf am i szsupposzsed to get anything done like thiszs.exe
>AcK< i Was B0rn In+o A Life of Grime
sure would be NICE to go to a grocery store with my MOM without PERVERTS FLIRTING WITH HER!!!!!!!!!
[UNCLASSIFIED] Another night, another caegar.
:33 < guess im gonna post a selfie here nyall go https://i.imgur.com/XHqqUeq.jpeg #selfie
Cull Smith seen going GRIMDARK at the Trollscars... Talk about a sore loser! #DramaAlert We are scared. https://i.postimg.cc/4xcVP2FV/EED2533D-C2E4-4495-930A-AC9A8691A81D.jpg
Aw such a shame, don't people know anythin about advances in veterinary medicine? Get your cat fixed and stop leaving boxes a kittens on the side a the road. It's breakin my poor heart over here...
just saw a #babybunny outside #lifeaffirming moment will never go on this website again #outsideonly #beautifuloutside
D --> Switched to light mode on my phone D --> Unfortunately now I can read purple te%t
lOOk. i AInt no thIEf. we just hAppEn to hAvE the sAmE stuff!
n⊙ᥕ this dude g⊙t me thinkin ab⊙ut big beefᥡ kennedᥡ fml #nsfᥕ
I'm Sick so I took some Medicine but now I'm seeing the Hat Man :' (.
I don't re/\lly know how to feel /\bout the f/\ct th/\t you drew yourself /\ttempting to feed it to me but th/\nks reg/\rdless??///
You can't post anymore because of #TheImplication. You can't speak to anyone because of #TheImplication. I so much as open my mouth and #TheImplication is subsequently #Implied. #Folgers
confession #10- Jane Crocker made up her backstory for attention.
Whenever someone reacts with a Mediate, I can't help but hear the Minecraft villagers sound in my head.
Hȯw dȯ trȯlls ėvėr parsė what thėy caṅ aṅd caṅ't bėliėvė ȯṅ this platfȯrm? I fėėl likė its hard tȯ dėciphėr whėṅ sȯmėthiṅg is fictiȯṅ ȯr ṅȯt :(c
Dude. U cant just post dis. Dis is xtremly offensive.
every day this website gets a little more surreal
I want to b3 lik3 L3on wh3n I grow up 2om3 mor3 h32 2o cool
they just hirred a guy with noo insurrance too deliverr flavoorr discs #fml
// IS THAT THE FUCKING GUY FROM FAIRY ODD PARENTS??
who the fчck keeps sending me chopsticks
^^i continue to repeat that one daY this Will be me^^
"Tagging" innocent couriers is a major offense and I will not stand for it. Until further notice we will be suspending deliveries to Felt Manor.
watching you PISS AWAY YOUR FUTURE CAREERRR............AS YOU SCRIBBLE WITH YOUR NUBBY LITTLE ENDCIL.............WRITING NOTHING!!!!!!!!! PAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HHUEHA!!!!!!!!!!!
remaining #whimsical despite the horrors known as having shit to do
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alright lets settle the score for real this time crunchy peanut butter or creamy and what brand jif for life crunchy only and none of that dumbass organic shit
rOad trip!! piX sOOn XO
D --> You 100k lovely
Aw cmon that wa2 a good on3 💀
I wi2h I w3r3 cro22 3y3d 2o I could 233 you twic3.
V^ I want s0mething h0wever I will n0t be elab0rating 0n that. ^V
fml just woke up and turns out i'm not even safe in my own hive @pickpocketingintellect kept begging to paint my face, and i wake from a nap with this caked on *and* had the audacity to flex in the caught pic . . . https://i.imgur.com/e8cieaw.png
They kn0w. They s0rt 0f need t0 kn0w ab0ut y0ur feelings f0r them t9 unrequite them, n0?
H0w d0 y0u get 0ver an unrequited crush 0n a friend wh0s really nice and sweet t0 y0u all the time
♰ new banner is perfect i am so delighted... my pusher could almost beat ♰
V^ Me t0 me: y0u stress me 0ut. =:/ ^V
>>| those purplebloods don't have .any stop signs. just honking .all night long
彡I don’t hav3 any… but I do hav3 t3as that can mayb3 h3lp with that…!彡
wait what do you mean there's a lion outbreak
>([c#ittr AITA for sendin explosive drones to my kismesis #ive so #e aint get bored out in t#e sticks]
(( I just realized I've been blocking ooc accounts instead of individual blogs oopss #sorryyyy #ididntknowww #unblockedeveryone ))
for t+e sake of curiosity s+ow of +ands w+o believes rainbowdrinkers are real
Have s♡me s♡rt ♡f talent y♡u can market and h♡pe a highbl♡♡d wants t♡ sp♡ns♡r y♡u!~ ᯓ★ˎˊ˗
J0RP! https://fil_e.gard_e|\|/aUji|\|6psK2b_eHWDq/j0rp.jpg
Crawling Over Me Like Weevils 🐜
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 #rechit (•́⍜•̀)🎪 NOTHING BETTER THAN A GLASS OF #faygo... 🥤 EXCEPT MAYBE #fatbitches 😄 #yep #i'machaser https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/839917af4b0a.png
V^ Yep, 0n it, getting s0me f00d and meds n0w. 🙂↕️ ^V
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Met a wandering goldblood. Washed up grubstar, not sure if it was their real name but they went by Clamen Cobble. They seem to think they was real important. ]
V^ That and s0me f00d pr0bably w0uld help. ^V
V^ My head is killing me. =:/ ^V
:+> [Is it bad I kinda miss my kismesis even tho he was literally JUST over. Like yea he's annoying as hell but he's kinda fun to hang around with I guess. If you just ignore his bullshit and literally everything else about him.] :+> [I swear they better not fucking see this or I'm gonna voluntarily take a swim in the black depths and never be seen again I do NOT need that embarrassment in my life rn.]
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 STOP HATING MY CHITS YOU'RE TURNING ME ON. #nsfw
> Why is it that half the time I look at this cursed fucking site, I see people thirsting over the rest of my caste?
I Lived Bitch
Deilya try not to flirt with every woman ever (impossible) challenge/silly//
◁◁ YEA|| I KNOW T||AT T||ATS W||Y IM ASKING W||Y NO ONE IS REACTING ▷▷
who's inc3st and why do3s 3<3ryon3 s33m to b3 so angry at h3r? #inc3st
xx W8 I JUST HAD A GENIUS IDEA.... IN THE NAME OF #UNITY IM GONNA FOLLOW EVERY TROLL ON CHITTR!!1! IF U C THIS CHITT I AM COMING FOR U TEE HEE xx ⠀⣠⠴⠚⡙⠙⠲⣤⣠⠖⢋⡛⠙⠲⣄⠀⠀ ⣴⠃⣰⠟⠉⠙⢦⡈⢁⣾⡟⠉⠳⣆⠸⣇⠀ ⣿⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⡿⠄⣿⠄ ⠸⡄⠸⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⠃⣰⡏⠀ ⠀⠙⣆⠙⢧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠃⣰⠏⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠈⠳⣄⠙⠶⣄⣀⠴⠋⣠⠞⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠓⢦⡈⢡⣰⠞⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ✩ ♬✮₊.♪⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧
D --> My matesprits and friends and also a bunch of random people I don't know but in a more indirect way for them
D --> Of course there is nothing wrong with not being buff D --> It is not a requirement for being D --> But being physically STRONG allows me to do more to protect those I care about and thus it is an important part of who I am D --> Just as I would equally endeavour to make myself STRONGER in other categories so that I may provide for them in the ways they need me to be there to provide for them D --> Also many people find it attractive which is a nice bonus
:33 < you can do it, equihiss! i believe in you!!
D --> I am very normal D --> I do not understand what about me would be weird
D --> It's going to take sweeps to repair the prejudicial reputational damage that my name does I think D --> But I am up for a challenge D --> My will, like my body, remains STRONG
:33 < i have worked on a joke! please enjoy :OO < knock knock!! :33 < who is there? :OO < cat! :33 < cat who? :OO < blessings to you!! it sounded like you sn33zed! #jokes #h33h33 #lol #rawrflmao
you know what sucks??? clothes clown rumblespheres in my replies when? #freetherumble #nsfw #clown
D --> Does smoke work
THE ZESTUM THINKS YOU MADE AN AMAZING CHOICE WITH YOUR LIFE
↑'m bored. ↑t's so bor↑ng be↑ng w★tched l↑ke ★ h★wk by ★ clown
i UUent to the troll shopping center to buy a troll oven at the troll appliance store. hoUUever i accidnetally requested a human oven and the troll appliance store oUUner started hitting me UUith a troll broom until i started troll bleeding. #mondayMotivation
gamer facTT #9 - driinkiing mon2TTer wiiTTh a 2iilly 2TTraw make2 4 a wonderful experiience
[begin chit] that zoundz enjoyable. i am glad you have found a role where you thrive. do not worry, it iz not that lonely. currently i am holding no lezz than fifteen different converzationz throughout the zhip and liztening to many otherz. i am having three long diztance converzationz with old crew memberz. when they are azleep i get zome time to procezz. zometimez i get to talk other pilotz. there iz alzo thiz zite. it iz uzeful when i get bored of ztaring at the void. [end chit]
[begin chit] i would not call it ztuffy. well. maybe at firzt. but once your neuronz ztart connecting up to the zhipz zyztemz it iz a little too big to feel ztuffy. the additional zenzorz help too. it iz interezting moztly. boring when the crew iz azleep and it iz juzt me in the void of zpace. [query] how iz baking? it zoundz nice. [end chit]
>>| .i'm wondering .about .including .automation .into my server, so .i don't have to bang the metal with .a wrench .every hour .or so, .in metaphorical way .of course. but .i'm no .use with bees.
[begin chit] true. it iz reminizcent of before i waz a pilot for me. perhapz i zhould change it. [end chit]
i wouldn't say all / but they certainly have weird trends
i heard it's a recent trend among coolbloods to use makeup to mimic common permanent warmblood scars / my question is why / what point does it serve to have fake drone bombing scars / i promise you drone attacks aren't fun / you aren't missing anything
Blink Twice If You Need Help
|| WHO KNEW SUCH A TERRIFYING MAN COULD BAKE SUCH A SWEET PIE | OVER ||
V^ Tr0lls really are testing my patience these days. ^V
V^ Pretty similar, g0tta talk t0 tr0lls, they get weird, cycle repeats. ^V
|| IN GOOD CONSCIENCE I COULD NOT RECOMMEND PICKING IT UP | BUT BY GOD IS IT NICE TO CARRY A PORTABLE PACK OF FEEL GOOD STICKS | OVER ||
I often show up to mock duels when I have the time. It's good to hone my swordsmanship. Ego sum ira Domini.