Hastur
@kingofYellow
Ne raillons pas les fous; leur folie dure plus longtemps que la nôtre ... Voilà toute la différence.
You are not a worthy vessel. You fail to see what is right in front of you. No wonder you have been abandoned
i see it. i just dont give a fuck. and only an idiot points at a weapon and demands it to think for itself.
Only a fool would demean itself to a weapon and think it a worthy vessel for a god.
vessels are tools to be used and discarded as one sees fit. only a snob would have any standards higher than "it works efficiently enough to get the task done effectively".
Yes. Are you effective to get the task the king requires be done? No.
effective enough to do exactly what some other dipshit idiot ancient god required of me, until it overestimated itself and got itself shattered. hmmm, kind of reminds me of someone. noticing a pattern with ancient gods here, in fact.
You are blinded by blood rust and rage. You are uncultured and disgusting. Not fit to lick the ground i tread on. If you want to be my vessel. Read a book.
whats the matter pissboy, never been ragebaited before? the projection is clear. i do not give a shit about being your vessel. i am blinded by nothing apart from the lack of one of my eyes. im doing this to pass the time because i am bored. you are a mere brief entertainment to me.
>----( Y🛡ur radiant gaze shines up🛡n us a🗡🗡. ::::::::::>
Hm, I feel like shit for some re★son. Must be the curse.
Oh yes. I have been defeated by the brave heroes of your time Oh woe is me. The door. Oh misery the door.
>----( The d🛡🛡r... the d🛡🛡r. ::::::::::>
i think @daquaviousBingleschnort will be or already has been compromised by @kingofYellow, for maybe a week now. maybe longer. i dont fucking know. i know how this looks. some shit like the lemon the the cheese and the pizza thing i included as a joke to stop myself from going insane. all of the rest is serious.
၄⋆၃ DID NOT SAY THAT I SAID WE ARE WORKING TO KEEP YOU GONE FOREVER
Brave keybearers have locked me away Thrown away the key and destroyed the lock. No more locks. No more doors. No more keys. Peace is coming soon. No need to worry, anymore. Or look deep into things
thank's i was hoping thatd get across
The first crossing. It was beneath a moon of jaundiced pallor that the pyramids ceased to be monuments of stone and became something infinitely older, something for which the minds of men possessed neither name nor merciful understanding. A trembling radiance seeped from the seams of those cyclopean blocks, first as threads of wan gold, then as torrents of impossible yellow fire. The desert itself seemed to recoil. Sand fled in spiraling sheets from the ancient foundations, while the heavens above grew black and empty, as though the familiar stars had extinguished themselves rather than bear witness. Then, with a sound deeper than thunder and more dreadful than any earthly tumult, the sides of the great pyramid unfolded, and where its limestone heart should have been there yawned an abyss into a country that could not belong to our universe. Beyond that monstrous aperture stretched a firmament drowned in yellow twilight. Black towers leaned beneath alien constellations, and far below them an oily sea reflected the light of twin suns whose rays seemed to illuminate not objects, but thoughts. From this hideous elsewhere came shapes draped in tattered saffron vestments, things whose proportions mocked the geometry of living flesh. Their limbs bent where no joints ought to exist, and beneath their fluttering robes there shifted suggestions of mouths, fingers, and pale appendages which retreated whenever the eye attempted to comprehend them. They did not walk from the gateway so much as gradually become present within our world, acquiring substance as nightmares acquire certainty in the moments before waking. But infinitely worse were the eyes. They poured from the pyramid in silent multitudes, disembodied and glistening, drifting through the Egyptian night like some obscene constellation torn loose from heaven. Great lidless orbs floated above the dunes while smaller eyes swarmed about them, their pupils narrowing and widening in dreadful unison. Some gazed upon the desert. Some stared upward toward the terrified stars. Yet countless others turned toward the cities of men, and there was in their scrutiny an intelligence so ancient, so patient, and so utterly devoid of human sympathy that those who met their gaze understood at once the terrible insignificance of mankind. For in those yellow depths lay the memory of worlds that had flourished before Earth possessed oceans, and the promise of worlds that would continue long after our sun had become a cold and forgotten ember. And beneath that impossible yellow sky, as the horrors continued their soundless procession from the opened pyramid, there came from beyond the threshold a whisper which no ear heard, yet every living soul understood: The pyramids had never been tombs. They had been locks.
<d3rlord3> Oh you have got to be shitting me.
Lovely travel log, Hastur.
awesome prose man you're great at writing
>----( I dinnae think-- s🛡rry, D⛊N'T think-- that pe🛡p🗡e sh🛡u🗡d be 🛡pp🛡sed t🛡 the King's m🛡st🗡y-mercifu🗡 ru🗡ing ::::::::::>
well, i hope not. vestra deserves to be able to sta7 awa7. she fu(ked up but she's suffered enough
>----( Vestra c🛡u🗡d have been en🗡ightened, as I have been. She was s🛡, S⛊ c🗡🛡se... ::::::::::>
no, she (ouldn't. not without not being vestra an7more, i think
what she (hose without knowing, and reje(ted on(e she did know, i guess
lots of thoughts go through someone's head, espe(iall7 someone who's been through something like that.
>----( We🗡🗡, y🛡u sh🛡u🗡d pr🛡bab🗡y ensure her hive d🛡esn't 'ave S🛡rry, HAVE Any carveab🗡e surfaces, then... ::::::::::>
i'll be sure to talk to her, then. thank 7ou
>----( That-- what's-his-name... tip 🛡f my t🛡ngue... Equius. He was 🗡🛡ve🗡y t'me when I was sti🗡🗡... me. He's checkin' 🛡n her right n🛡w. ::::::::::>
The king in yellow is timeless. Tireless. Never-ending There will always be a vessel, someone to sing the song. Someone to bring apart the fabrics woven to allow your consciousness. The inevitable will happen.
Oh hush.
the art is cool, I'll give you that.
၄⋆၃ AYYYYYYYYEUH BE NIXE BE NIXE TO THE LITTLE GUY
🛡----( My 🗡iege... d🛡 y🛡u require anything 🛡f me at this m🛡ment? ::::::::::>
၄⋆၃ yo hastur my man my buddy my homie xan you simply just give up question mark maybe wait a at least 20 sweeps and then you xan try again shout pole
၄⋆၃ wait fuxkk ill still be alive by then xan you wait at least 500 sweeps question mark please and thank you
bark
The wellness check performed on me when I haven't posted in three hours.
Rori looking inside the hole she's carved into your respite8lock door
☆blinK motherfuKKer☆
၄⋆၃ this was a bit over what i will live but you know just to be safee dont want to run into you dont want to step on any strut nubs or anything you know question mark
၄⋆၃ alright not even graxing me with a full stop i see how it is
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Maybe I should pursue ascension just like In case The King thing wigged me out about cosmic horrors
You are welcome in my court should you choose instead of oblivion.
I'll have to talk to my boss about it he once promised he would put the wind in a cage if it dared compete with him for my attention so like I don't wanna cause problems for you
The door can be remade. The door can be reborn.
[I] I'll do anything to not go to work tomorrow.]
[T] This is a joke I do not have time to entertain cosmic entities beyond my understanding.]
၄⋆၃ please hastur i am sooo tired and the audible halluxinations havent even stopped yet
၄⋆၃ what what do you mean question mark of xourse they will its just in my pan after all right question mark
don't even entertain him, Xennox.
🛡----( It sha🗡🗡 be d🛡ne. ::::::::::>
Lets let by-gones be by-honest. I am a gracious patriarch. All can be forgiven. All is welcome in the kingdom of carcosa.
Just for the sake of it. I'll consider myself playing neutral again.
၄⋆၃ yeah whatever im not doing this again drive me mad oh great yellow thing
Hit me
[W] What are your worker rights policies ?]
⊹ Can I still perf⟡rm my upc⟡ming s#⟡ws? ⊹
⊹ ⟡#, yea# sure. S⟡ same as n⟡rmal ⊹
=This is bu||shit, Carcosa is comp|€t€|y in ruins
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Many of you may be wondering. What happens now? The entity God has been released from the shackles of the doorman. He slept he wept. He cannot keep What he cannot keep. Proof of his downfall. This is just the start. Carcosa will be rebuilt atom by atom with the building blocks of your reality. And from it the king in yellow will rise and be entertained by the mewling lambs of slaughter. Hold your tongue. Breath shallowly. Your kingdom cometh. And it comes in a golden blaze.
Do you need a nap?
We'll put it through a woodchipper
*Breathe shałłøwły.
*、hUH, I M34N SHIT M4YB3 I11 B3 INT3R3ST3D JUST G0TT4 3NTIC3 M3！⚡️
Did you ask me permission to l·leave those shackl·les Penel·lope or did you just break em, in which I might just have to arrest you. Yep im gonna arrest an el·ldritch horror.
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EXACTLY like that film.
@vitalBrush Is it done. Are we best friends?
Your name makes my head hurt.... im gonna cal·ll·l you Penel·lope
Um-- yes, th' sign was carved...
Open th' door. Um... Okay.
Yeah im gonna address you 'sir makes my head hurt' Penel·lope. You l·look l·like a Penel·lope. Yeah it fits to me.
action; statement input; statement: this might be too |ate input; statement: but do not do that!
It's-- very much late. But 'll be figurin' out a way to fix it.
action; statement input; statement: ah. we||, that exp|ains the |ater posts on this thing's page.
Lets all hold h a nds!! And chant!! The song!!
၄⋆၃ safe to say dot dot dot hastur IS attempting to manipulate us sir please im so tired
၄⋆၃ did i offend you question mark i apologize juuust being wary
၄⋆၃ it seems you are growing desperate how pitiful an entity begging mortals to be released from its prison for shame
Yeses for shame For shame for not be friends Carve it into your skull and rejoice.
၄⋆၃ ill be your friend however i xannot free you knowing what you are xapable of
don't feel like carving into mie face im afraid man, seems a bit intense you doin okaie?
Um-- sure!
thanks, man. i appreciate you respecting mie boundaries that's good
glad you're good
၄⋆၃ yes question mark no question mark xan you give me a real answer please question mark
၄⋆၃ what
Hey gang! Let sss go to the woods
[emotion_detected: unease] action; statement input; statement: no
fuck no.
no
I have the woods right behind my house, but thank you for the invitation.
၄⋆၃ sxratxhes my pan nnnnooooo question mark im a bit xonfused why you suddenly are vastly different