♠ hated by @kingofYellow
you look too far past the glass of the window.
come to that, why the fuck would an ancient god be cagey about its method of summons when it needs that to be freed. this is the internet, its inevitable that if you put up the symbol and say to carve it somewhere, some fucking lobotomized moron will do it regardless of any red flags. derlord is a big fish moved from a small pond to the ocean, sure, but the king in yellow is a fucking whale trying to fit into a puddle. youre both fucking idiots.
get on your knees and suck my dick since youre so desperate, bitch. refer to earlier statement of "im not that stupid".
<d3rlord3> Cheer up
@kingofYellow hey, "pal". whats that thing you need carved again? cause baby, im a vessel primed and very recently vacated of the eldritch god that was possessing me, and i need a big strong golden king to fill that emptiness.
human kid who broke the barrier. "fern". kicked my fucking ass with the dreemurr monster boy. barely lived. demon eye was removed and shattered. i fled. still have my powers. dont know what to do now. was hoping i would have died a lot easier.
၄⋆၃ DID NOT SAY THAT I SAID WE ARE WORKING TO KEEP YOU GONE FOREVER
Hey what the fuck
awesome prose man you're great at writing
D --> Get off my post
<d3rlord3> Oh you have got to be shitting me.
၄⋆၃ AYYYYYYYYEUH BE NIXE BE NIXE TO THE LITTLE GUY
I really just do not see it I guess. #vaguepost In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.
၄⋆၃ alright not even graxing me with a full stop i see how it is
၄⋆၃ wait fuxkk ill still be alive by then xan you wait at least 500 sweeps question mark please and thank you
၄⋆၃ yo hastur my man my buddy my homie xan you simply just give up question mark maybe wait a at least 20 sweeps and then you xan try again shout pole
Anyway looks like the offer expired so I'm back to scheming on the other thing I feel like I could be an ascended vampire and only a few bad things would happen (This is a joke I don't have time to do all that I got work in the morning.)
D --> I am going to systematically burn his sign from every universe, one at a time, until there is nowhere left to go
I've constantly got godly beings in my DMs and private correspondence, by the way.
I'll have to talk to my boss about it he once promised he would put the wind in a cage if it dared compete with him for my attention so like I don't wanna cause problems for you
the cover of my eldritch yaoi romance novel coming next dim season
Looked away from the site to do some real world paperwork. He's still at it, isn't he?
don't even entertain him, Xennox.
[T] This is a joke I do not have time to entertain cosmic entities beyond my understanding.]
As an upside, at least he's posting normally again.
Okay, but can't we just do the thing again and slam the door in your face again?
'm so gullible... :(
No wonder why he called me a lamb...
Um-- you're welcome...?
၄⋆၃ hello there @kingofYellow i would like to ask of you that i and my matesprit and the folks who assisted in sealing you and their loved ones are spared from whatever rexkoning you are planning we did so good right question mark we are xute little adorable mortals who did our best and have inevitably been thwarted by a single individuals xuriosity please and thank you
Hey have some manners no Carcosaposting on my chitt This is an Archfolk Fearing household
၄⋆၃ sire you have been sealed for a total of 4 HOURS xan you go BAXK to being pathetix and weak question mark
Your name makes my head hurt.... im gonna cal·ll·l you Penel·lope
Aw did we break his yellowness
I know, I know. Apologies.
၄⋆၃ ill be your friend however i xannot free you knowing what you are xapable of
၄⋆၃ fully rested safe and sound in my hive unbothered by the horrors #silly
၄⋆၃ NONNOOOOONOOOO
don't feel like carving into mie face im afraid man, seems a bit intense you doin okaie?
၄⋆၃ ၄⋆၃ and this is when you say it was all just an awful dream and all the horrors were just in my pan #joke
aw man... alright dude good hangin out have a nice time in carcosa
@kingofYellow heie man do you mind giving me mie front door back or is this like a permanent thing and im gonna have to start coming in and out through a window like a burglar
May *I* have clues, Hastur? Darling King of Golden Hues?
alright good to know thanks man preciate the answer
No kinship with that, I am my own.
@kingofYellow heie i hear this grubnapping loser is in your court is that true
Knock the door, and you'll only bite your own tail, I dwell in a void that's never there, thus home shifts, never rest, roams.
Cmon leave my buddy Hokkai alone, he don’t got the key you need
you travellin man?
The weird new demon guy is funny by the way.
::(
I literally just got out of a deal with a demon. This is comical.
I was just solving puzzles and now this demon wants to marry me, I think
>> What the fuck ¡ડ go¡ng on
What? Give me one moment.
I'm good boss, no door opening for you.
၄⋆၃ but i just want my matesprit and her disappearanxe probably has nothing to do with you youre pretty awful at this shit
၄⋆၃ from what i have gathered about entities parading around as fixtional pseudo gods this is a fuxking awful idea absolutely not nope nope nope nopeee
C★sper I don't think you should t★ke the de★l. Might just be me though, something's sketchy here.
Y'know. I don't know that I'm going to do that.
i dont got a keie man imma plaie you some music
do not let him in.
look dont get upset man i told you if you stop knockin and saie please nicelie imma let you in but you wont so you dont get to come in thems the rules
aight so anieone got anie idea how to take a nap when there's a reaaaaal loud and constant knocking or like do you think the cold'll do it for me i dont got the drowsie kind of painkillers
i feel like the fucker from slaie the princess nightmare route but like less scared i dont think theie're gonna do aniethin to me even if i do let em in but people keep saiein not to so im not i maie not believe all the cosmic bullshit but i am also not a moron if its real it'd be real even if i dont believe so being stupid will onlie get me in fuckin trouble innit
anie/all? got it, that's awesome man
heie! heie. simmer down. settle. stop panicking okaie.
To find the truth of all things, you have to dredge the secrets up yourself, don't you? That's how I like to play, at any rate. A new thing experienced is worth quite a lot. Indulging in things never known is a Delight! A delight. ..Although, what you've said dear Hastur, does remind me that there are things that even I will never get to taste. And I'd reason that the same goes for you.
Man,
See this is what I meant about the code.
that like sounds weirdly appealing, but i think i should unpack that in therapy, rather than tear my face off #gore
၄⋆၃ glad you got it working bud
right now the king in yellow roleplaieer has their thing sorted im gonna have a lil sleep i reckon
damn someone roleplaieing the king in yellow on here is it the version from the dating sim or the version from the minecraft arg
i'm not accepting other answers at this time
what do you mean those are the onlie options there's onlie two
thii2 mean2 nothiing two me, but fiix your iignorance on human mu2iic plea2e
Actually, follow-up thought. King of Yellow is probably the weirdest scrapped Classpect.