Bodari Fawkes
@spontaneousStratagem
|| PRO AT LEADING NEIGHBEASTS TO WATER | STILL WORKING ON THE NEXT PART | OVER || (( pfp drawn by sweetmochiprince on tumblr!
|| JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT PORTABLE SAUNAS | HOLY SHIT MY LIFE IS ABOUT TO GET AN UPGRADE | OVER ||
emotiionaal ssupport portaable ssaaunaa
|| STRESSED AFTER A LONG NIGHT OF WORK AND YOU JUST HOP INTO THE SAUNA AND SWEAT ALL YOUR PROBLEMS AWAY | EVEN BETTER JUST BRING IT TO THE FUCKING OFFICE | YEAH I’M GONNA BE BUYING ONE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE | OVER ||
Any extra zpace in there?
|| WE’D END UP SWEATING IN THERE FOR A DIFFERENT REASON THOUGH | #SUGGESTIVE | OVER ||
|| NEED TO CHECK IF I GET WORK OFF CUZ OF THE HOLIDAY THIS FRIDAY | @BIGBOOMS DO WE GET WORK OFF? | OVER ||
|| I ||| NOTICED | MY BIKE IS LOW ON GAS GIVE ME LIKE 30 | SORRY BOSS | OVER ||
|| FUCKING | CINEMA | I GUESS | OVER ||
|| I WAS SEVERELY MISTAKEN MY ASSUMPTION OF WHAT TYPE OF WRESTLING THIS WOULD BE | NEVERTHELESS I CANNOT STOP WATCHING | DEAR FUCKING GOD | #ERIDANWEEK | OVER ||
|| IS THE WRESTLING MATCH BEING LIVESTREAMED OR IS THIS SOME PAY-PER-VIEW SHIT | OVER ||
|| WAIT THEY GOT WRESTLING AT #ERIDANWEEK | FUUUUUCK THEY MIGHTVE GOT ME | TIME TO ASK MY BOSS FOR TIME OFF | OVER ||
|| THINKING ABOUT TAKING A MIDNIGHT NAP | MIGHT BE THE MOVE HONESTLY | OVER ||
|| TRYING TO DECIDE WHATS BETTER THAN A CIGARETTE | IM THINKING ||| TWO CIGARETTES MAYBE | POSSIBLY EVEN THREE BUT THAT FEELS A LITTLE INDULGENT | OVER ||
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 HEROINE. #substance
three in the mouth, one in each nostril
|| THERE IS NO WAY THAT WOULDNT GET ME FIRED SO ILL TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT | OVER ||
|| I FEEL LIKE THIS WOULD GET YOU NIC SICK IN TWO PUFFS | OVER ||
|| CONFETTI WOULD PROLLY BE A PAIN IN THE ASS TO CLEAN UP BUT ||| A PIE DOES SOUND NICE | OVER ||
|| DECIDED TO DO THE SMART THING AND WORK OUT INSTEAD OF RACING THE SUN SO | #NOWLISTENING | HTTPS://YOUTU.BE/TRQP52C0OLU?LIST=RDTRQP52C0OLU | OVER ||
/======================================\ || Race. The. Sun. || || || || Believe in yourself. || || || || Show Apollo who's boss. || || || \======================================/
|| STARTING TO SEE WHY ENABLERS ARE DANGEROUS | BECAUSE NOW I DO IN FACT WANT TO SHOW APOLLO WHO'S BOSS | OVER ||
/======================================\ || That's the spirit! || || || \======================================/
|| I REALLY SHOULD GO FOR MORE CLOSE-TO-SUNRISE DRIVES | A BIT RISKY BUT SOMETHING ABOUT IT GETS MY THUMPER PUMPING | OVER ||
|| STARTING TO BE A BIT THANKFUL IM TOO BUSY TO ATTEND #ERIDANWEEK | SEEMS LIKE A SHITSHOW | OVER ||
I'm glad I didn't even conzider it.
|| TO BE HONEST I HAD A BAD FEELING ABOUT A SEADWELLER HOSTING AN EVENT ON LAND | OVER ||
It'z zo unfortunate how eazily you can find zomeone attractive until they open their mouth.
Why. What's unattractive about their mouth. Have they not brushed their teeth.
|| #NOWPLAYING | HTTPS://YOUTU.BE/CUXJM33EGHU | OVER ||
ball knower right here
|| I GOTTA HAVE A FEW REDEEMING QUALITIES | BESIDES | I DONT KNOW A SONG THATS MORE FITTING FOR RACING THE SUNRISE | OVER ||
|| I KNOW ITS ALMOST DAWN BUT FUCK IT | GOING FOR A DRIVE | LETS HOPE THIS OLD MOTORBIKE OF MINE CAN OUTRUN THE SUNRISE | OVER ||
|| BURGUNDY ON MY SQUAD ACCIDENTALLY PARALYZED A BRONZEBLOOD FOR 2 HOURS WITH HER PSIONICS | WE'VE HAD TO BLAST RANDIE TRAVIS' GREATEST HITS ON A JBL SPEAKER TO KEEP HIM FROM CRYING IN THE INFIRMARY | OVER ||
|| SPENT ALL NIGHT LOOKING FOR A REPORT I’M 99% DOESN’T EVEN EXIST | I CHECKED EVERY PAPER IN MY OFFICE | NOTHING | LOOKED IN EVERY DRAWER AND UNDER MY OWN FUCKING CHAIR | NOTHING | CALLED EVERY SINGLE SQUAD MATE THAT COULD’VE POSSIBLY WALKED IN | NOPE NOBODY TOUCHED ANYTHING | WHICH MEANS I’VE JUST SPENT MY WHOLE NIGHT OFF IN MY OFFICE LOOKING FOR A FUCKING FABLE OF A REPORT | I’M GOING TO LOSE MY DAMN MIND | AND THE BEST PART IS ||| I HAVE ACTUAL WORK TOMORROW!!! | FUUUUUUUUUUCK EVERYTHING! | OVER ||
Want me to head over and have a zmoke to calm the nervez?
|| THIS IS WHY I SMOKE | THIS IS WHY I SMOKE A LOT | OVER ||
|| I ||| WOULDN’T SAY NO TO THAT ACTUALLY | I CAN GET YOU A GUEST PASS TO COME ON BASE EASY ENOUGH | OR I COULD YOU MY HIVE ADDRESS AND MEET YOU THERE | OVER ||
Zure. I think your hive iz beetter. Don't want your bozz to go nuclear on me.
|| GOOD POINT | IM NOT SURE WHAT’S GOTTEN INTO HER SO LET’S KEEP THIS ONE TO OURSELVES | OVER ||
|| @BIGBOOMS | WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS REPORT | OVER ||
Look harder.
|| I LOOKED ON MY DESK | UNDER MY DESK | *IN* MY DESK | WHAT DO YOU MEAN LOOK HARDER?????? | OVER ||
You're just missing it. Did you check under your chair? Maybe you brought it hive by accident and missed it.
|| I SWEAR TO GOD RAKKIT | ALL MY PAPERWORK I BROUGHT BACK WAS FINISHED AND SUBMITTED | IM CALLING MY SQUADMATES TO SEE IF ANY OF THEM TOOK IT | OVER ||
Of course it does! Why would I give you a report that doesn't exist, stupid.
|| BECAUSE I ALWAYS DO MY REPORTS | AND THIS REPORT ONLY APPEARED AFTER YOU STARTED HATING ALL MY POSTS ABOUT GOING OUT FOR A SMOKE | AND APPARENTLY YOUVE BEEN DMING THE GIRL I WENT OUT WITH??? | WHATS UP WITH THAT | OVER ||
I never did that, what the fuck. You're actually crazy. Why would I do that?
|| SHE LITERALLY POSTED ABOUT IT | SO I DONT KNOW | YOU TELL ME | OVER ||
|| HAVE TO SPEND ONE OF MY FEW NIGHTS OFF HEADING BACK INTO WORK BECAUSE APPARENTLY I MISSED A REPORT | SOMEHOW | I’M NOT SURE HOW I COULD MISS A PIECE OF PAPER ON MY DESK BUT ||| FUCK | OVER ||
|| BOSS HATED ALL MY PREVIOUS CHITTS | #WATDATMEAN | OVER ||
It means you're too busy fucking around. Do your job.
Bullshit, you've always got something to do. Like those reports I asked for last week.
I'm talking about the other ones that you completely missed and didn't see and didn't do.
|| WHAT DO YOU MEAN | WHERE DID YOU PUT THOSE? | I TURNED IN ALL THE ONES YOU SENT ME | OVER ||
|| WELL | YEAH | I’VE BEEN OUT OF OFFICE SINCE IT’S MY NIGHT OFF | OVER ||
Well, it was a report from last week. You had the whole week to look at it. But you missed it. Duh.
|| I ||| ALRIGHT | WELL | I GUESS I’LL GET ON BASE AND LOOK FOR IT | OVER ||
|| TURNS OUT I DID INDEED NEED FIXING | AND BY GOD DID IT FIX ME | OVER || || THANKS FOR THE FUN NIGHT AND GOOD COMPANY @AVIDAPIARIST | OVER || || HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/0722AB54E650.PNG | OVER ||
It waz a nice night out. I liked the pack you brought. Might give a go, but having a vice thiz addictive zoundz like a trouble. Ezpecially hearing how you go through a pack...
|| WELL | THE BEST WAY TO GO THROUGH A PACK IS TO SHARE IT WITH SOMEONE | MAKES YOU SMOKE LESS AND TAKE LONGER ||| COULD SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN WITH ANOTHER BRAND ANOTHER TIME | OVER ||
I won't call it a date, but we can zet zomething up. Over.