Bodari Fawkes
@spontaneousStratagem
|| PRO AT LEADING NEIGHBEASTS TO WATER | STILL WORKING ON THE NEXT PART | OVER || (( pfp drawn by sweetmochiprince on tumblr!
|| CIGARS FEEL FUNDAMENTALLY STUPIDER THAN CIGARETTES YET I CAN’T HELP BUT LOVE BOTH EQUALLY | LIKE FUCK YEAH BIG ASS PLANT CYLINDER YOU KEEP IN YOUR MOUTH AND CHEW ON FOR AN HOUR OR TWO THAT’S JUST AS BAD AS A CIG | MAKE IT MAKE SENSE | OVER ||
Aura farming.
|| I WOULD BUT THERE’S A LITTLE THING CALLED NICOTINE THAT MAKE IT REALLY HARD TO | ON TOP OF BEING STRESSED ALL THE TIME AND NEEDING A WAY TO GET A 30 MINUTE BREAK | OVER ||
⟢ quittink full st⟡p is the best way t⟡ f⟡rtify y⟡ur discipline! 〃くコ:彡 ₊ ˚ ⊹ ⟣
|| MAYBE IF I COULD TAKE TWO WIPES OFF WORK TO DEAL WITH THE ATROCIOUS WITHDRAWAL I’D GO THROUGH || AND EVEN THEN I’D LOSE MY SMOKE BREAK | MY DISCIPLINE IS STRONG ENOUGH ALREADY YOU DON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT | OVER ||
|| WONDER HOW MANY LAWS IT WOULD BREAK TO 'ACCIDENTALLY' DROP MY CIGARETTE ON MY PAPERWORK AND BURN IT ALL | COULDNT BE THAT MANY RIGHT? | OVER ||
|| CAN ANY #SMOKERS WEIGH IN ON IF THEY PREFER CIGARS OR CIGARETTES MORE | IM CURIOUS | #SUBSTANCE I GUESS | OVER ||
--> CIgars are maInly for the taste- and aren't supposed to be Inhaled --> I prefer smokIng cIgarettes though. Does more damage but hey, Works.
HONESTLY? TRULY DEPENDS ON THE TEXTURE DESIRED. IF YOU PREFER A MORE MOUTH FEEL ORIENTED SMOKE, CIGARS. YOU ABSORB THE SMOKE FROM ONE VIA YOUR MUCOSA OR WHATEVER. IF YOU PREFER A MORE LUNG ORIENTED FEEL, CIGARETTES. PERSONALLY I PREFER COGARS BOTH FOR TASTE AND MOUTH FEEL —EMBER💥
CIGARS*. FUCKING CLAWS. —EMBER💥
having recently smoked a cigar, I would have to say I prefer cigarettes. I get the buzz and burn I want from them better. cigars take a lot longer for me to finish too.
|| IM PUTTING 100 CAEGARS DOWN ON WHOEVER THE SHORTEST AND MEANEST LOOKING PARTICIPANT OF FIGHT NIGHT IS | I DONT THINK THEY'LL WIN BUT IT'LL BE FUNNY | OVER ||
Need a zmoke break and zome ztranger to light the end of my cigarette with theirz. Iykyk.
|| HAS IT REALLY BEEN THAT LONG SINCE I POSTED ANYTHING | CRAZY HOW TIME FLIES WHEN YOU ARE INCREDIBLY FUCKING OVERWORKED | OVER ||
You're telling me.
|| AT LEAST THERE'S ONE FAMILIAR FACE STILL HERE | YEAH TURNS OUT SOMEONE HAD BEEN DOING ALL THE FORMS WRONG FOR OUR BASE SO GUESS WHO HAD TO FIX THEM ALL | OVER ||
Jeez. What a mezz. Zorry to hear. Inventory at our place got crazy. Lotz of wrong numbeerz and mizzing honeypotz. Bzz bzz.
|| HEY ITS ALL FIXED NOW SO MAYBE ILL ACTUALLY HAVE FREE TIME | AND UHHHH | IS THAT THE FAULT OF THE BAKER YOU KEEP ARGUING WITH OR | OVER ||
|| #NOWLISTENING | HTTPS://YOUTU.BE/7PTD0D_VMOA | GOOD GYM MUSIC | OVER ||
|| ARE WE JUST MAKING RANDOM WEDNESDAYS NOW | CAN I CHRISTEN 'WANT TO NAP WEDNESDAY' | OR 'WANT TO SMOKE WEDNESDAY' | OR 'DO NOT WANT TO WORK WEDNESDAY' | ARE ANY OF THOSE TAKEN | OVER ||
|| DO NOT | AND I REPEAT | DO NOT BE FUCKED UP IN THE HIVE DRINKING PICKLE JUICE | I AM NOW STUCK IN THE ABLUTIONBLOCK SHAKING | OVER ||
|| FUCKED UP IN THE HIVE DRINKING STRAIGHT PICKLE JUICE | OVER ||
|| HAD CAKE FOR DINNER | WHAT THE FUCK AM I EVEN DOING | ID DO IT AGAIN THOUGH | OVER ||
-=[ ihave caake for fdinner all the time ! !1 x-) whatkind of ccake mine wassstrawberry shortcake_☺]=-
|| WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE RABIES SUDDENLY | THANK GOD THE MILITARY REQUIRES SHOTS | OVER ||
|| DECIDED I WILL BE DOING #FUCKITIMTAKINGASMOKEBREAKFRIDAY AS OPPOSED TO ANY OTHER FRIDAY | OVER ||
|| I THINK MY LIFE IS WAY TOO BORING TO MAKE TONS OF POSTS | UNLESS I WAS JUST GOING TO POST 'UGH I HATE WORK AND SMOKE A PACK NIGHTLY' EVERY NIGHT | OVER ||
Five hundred cigarettes.
-=[ Y EDS #rechitt_☺]=-
c< #recHitt >c
Sigh. #Rechitt
|| RECHITT | OVER ||
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|| WHY ARE WE PICKING TEAMS | IM OUT OF THE LOOP | OVER ||
∘☽ There is a cooking event currently ongoing, people are live blogging about the results. ☾∘
∘☽ I believe just looking up the account "Angels' Nutritionblock Official" you should be able to find the updates! ☾∘
https://open.spotify.com/track/0kFyW7WTkSIRRxIVKC2fVH?si=8bba2ac4cf964d90 In honor of shared taste! @spontaneousStratagem
|| I DONT THINK THERE ARE ENOUGH CIGARETTES IN THE WORLD TO EVER FULLY DESTRESS ME | OVER ||
-=[ i iI LOve cigarettes ! !:-)_☺]=-
I quit those way back when. Now I just chew tobacco.
Time for weed. #substance
they need to give the ability to rechitt things more than once tbh this is the realest shit
|| I TRIED CHEWING BUT IT DOESNT FEEL THE SAME TO ME | NOTHING BEATS A SMOKE | OVER ||
|| HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/0577B9126524.JPG | OVER ||
|| CAN SWORDS STOP A FULL CAVALRY REGIMENT CHARGING TOWARDS YOU AT OVER 20 MILES AN HOUR | I DONT THINK SO | OVER ||
|| UNDERSTANDABLE | BUT YOU WILL NEVER DIE WITH A SPEAR AT YOUR SIDE | OVER ||
|| YOUR BEST ARGUMENTS SO FAR ARE THAT SWORDS LOOK COOL AND SPEARS ARE CORNY | CMON MAN | DONT MAKE ME START LISTING BADASS LOOKING SPEARS/POLEARMS | OVER ||
|| NO ||| I DONT THINK I WILL | OVER ||
|| FUCK I HAVE WORK TOMORROW | GOD ||| DAMN IT | WHERE DID THE NIGHT GO | OVER ||