Bodari Fawkes
@spontaneousStratagem
|| PRO AT LEADING NEIGHBEASTS TO WATER | STILL WORKING ON THE NEXT PART | OVER || (( pfp drawn by sweetmochiprince on tumblr!
|| ASKED MY COWORKER FOR A SPARE CIG | AND HE FUCKING SAID TO ME 'IF YOU GIVE A BODARI A CIG HE'S GONNA ASK FOR A LIGHT' | IM GENUINELY GOING TO KILL HIM THEN MYSELF I DONT CARE ANYMORE | OVER ||
If You Give @ $que@kbe@$t @ $ug@ry Confection Type $hit
|| IM A GROWN ASS TROLL AND THEYRE TREATING ME LIKE THE SQUEAKBEAST OF NICOTINE | SHOWS HOW MUCH YOU CAN REALLY TRUST SOMEONE | OVER ||
Open to boytoy applicationz zince apparently it'z a crime to talk to other men. <__#> #rant
|| YOU KNOW I GOT FIRED FROM YOUR LAST APPLICATION BUT FUCK IT YOU MISS 100% OF THE SHOTS YOU DONT TAKE AND #SHOOTERSSHOOT | OVER ||
Zure, you're on board too. I might az well ztart a collection of boy toyz to carry me around and do my fucking bidding. <__#>
|| WE'RE GOING TO END UP HAULING YOU AROUND ON A MASSIVE THRONE LIKE YOURE A FUCKING PHAROAH AT THIS RATE | OVER ||
Quadmate applicationz are open. Anyone but @beearizhBaker, feel free to apply. <__#>
Wait, how many quadz do you even have filled @zpontaneouzZtratagem ? <__#>
|| LIKE I SAID BEFORE | I’LL WORK SOMETHING OUT | MY QUADMATES ARE ACCOMMODATING | OVER ||
|| UNIRONICALLY EXTREMELY DIFFICULT TO ANSWER | SOMETIMES TWO SOMETIMES ONE | WE VACILLATE A TON | OVER ||
|| NOT ENTIRELY? | MY MATESPRITE JUST WANTS TO BE INVOLVED IN MY LIFE AND MY MOIRAIL CAN QUICKLY BECOME MY KISMESIS IF SHE DECIDES TO BE A FUCKING BRAT THAT NIGHT | JUST HOW IT IS | OVER ||
|| SIGH | UNDERSTANDABLE | YOU STILL ON TO COME OVER AND SMOKE AT LEAST? | OVER ||
Guyz I forgot he haz chittr. Do I fake my death?
|| HEY MY LIPS ARE SEALED | I’M NOT GONNA TELL HER | OVER ||
|| OF COURSE I WOULD | IT’S NOT EVERYNIGHT YOU FIND A PRETTY LADY WHO WILL SIT IN YOUR LAP AND SHARE A CIGAR WITH YOU | OVER ||
|| WOULDN’T BE OPPOSE THAT | ESPECIALLY SINCE YOUR BAKERY SEEMS TO ‘BEE’ CLOSED TOMORROW | OVER ||
|| I’LL GLADLY MAKE TIME FOR YOU | AS MUCH TIME AS YOU WANT | OVER ||
Haz anyone actually beeen to the guttercade? Or iz that juzt a cover up for zome other zhit?
|| NO CLUE HONESTLY | BUT IF IT IS LEGIT ID LOVE TO GO | BOWLING IS ALWAYS FUN | OVER ||
|| IM INCLINED TO AGREE | TURNS OUT MARKETING DOES WORK ||| NOW ITS JUST ABOUT FINDING A NIGHT I COULD ACTUALLY GO | OVER ||