Bodari Fawkes
@spontaneousStratagem
|| PRO AT LEADING NEIGHBEASTS TO WATER | STILL WORKING ON THE NEXT PART | OVER || (( pfp drawn by sweetmochiprince on tumblr!
My weapon of choice is a the humble swordstaff or the beautiful glaive because -- Wait hold on, I was looking up pictures of glaives and this random??? Guy? Showed up? Hello. Who are you. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5e/Glaivekeykeyyan.jpg/500px-Glaivekeykeyyan.jpg ????? Not my beloved polearm????????
|| LOVE A GOOD POLEARM | SPEARS FOR LIFE | OVER ||
Five hundred cigarettes.
|| RECHITT | OVER ||
|| WHY ARE WE PICKING TEAMS | IM OUT OF THE LOOP | OVER ||
∘☽ There is a cooking event currently ongoing, people are live blogging about the results. ☾∘
∘☽ I believe just looking up the account "Angels' Nutritionblock Official" you should be able to find the updates! ☾∘
https://open.spotify.com/track/4mWsghl493RZGUBEWfcqjc?si=bc12a09bca444918
|| FUCK YEAH QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE | OVER ||
|| AM I SUPPOSED TO BE UN-ENTHUSED FOR QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE | THEYRE A TOP 5 BAND | OVER ||
|| UHHH GOOD QUESTION | ID SAY ||| KILTRO | THE DIP | A PERFECT CIRCLE | AND MATTHEW GOOD BAND | OVER ||
Great picks. Kiltro is an excellent choice, and so is A Perfect Circle. I'll be looking into the other two.
|| IF YOU WANT SOME SONGS FROM THE OTHER TWO | DOING THE THING IS A GREAT SONG FROM THE DIP | AND HELLO TIME BOMB FROM MATTHEW GOOD BAND IS JUST ||| FUCKING IMMACULATE | OVER ||
|| I DONT THINK THERE ARE ENOUGH CIGARETTES IN THE WORLD TO EVER FULLY DESTRESS ME | OVER ||
-=[ i iI LOve cigarettes ! !:-)_☺]=-
I quit those way back when. Now I just chew tobacco.
Time for weed. #substance
|| I TRIED CHEWING BUT IT DOESNT FEEL THE SAME TO ME | NOTHING BEATS A SMOKE | OVER ||
...the jig is up bossman found the catwalk i was hanging out on #sadge #illbeback...
|| HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS | OVER ||
|| IM NOT TAKING THAT FUCKING TEST | YOU CANT MAKE ME | YOU COULD WATERBOARD FROM DUSK TIL DAWN AND I WOULDNT ANSWER A SINGLE QUESTION DEAR GOD | OVER ||
you better ♯mean it if i see you post that ♯stupid test ill ♯hex your ♯bloodline
RESIST. RESIST WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT. WE ARE THE ONES WHO DARE TAKE A SHOWER. :C3>
RUN BOY. DO NOT LOOK INTO THE TEST. RUN LIKE YOU'RE CHASING THE TASTIEST TENNIS BALL INTO A SUNSET :C3>
woof woof woof woof woof, woof woof woof woof. woof woof woof woof woof.
|| KEEP THE SPELLBOOK AT BAY | IM NOT GETTING ANYWHERE NEAR THAT DAMN SITE | OVER ||
|| THE MILITARY TORTURE SURVIVAL TRAINING IS GOING TO COME IN CLUTCH | OVER ||
|| OFFICE CLEANING IS QUITE THERAPEUTIC | ESPECIALLY CONSIDER HOW MESSY IT CAN GET | SO MUCH PAPERWORK SO LITTLE TIME | OVER ||
☆ Ughhh, I, like, HATE having to deal with paperwork~☆
|| ITS A PAIN IN THE ASS | FILL OUT THIS FORM AND ONCE THATS DONE YOU CAN FILL OUT THIS OTHER FORM AND ALSO DO THIS REQUEST AND REPLY TO THIS EMAIL WHILE YOURE AT IT | MAKES A TROLL WANT TO FLIP THEIR DESK AND SET IT ALL ON FIRE | OVER ||
|| HAD TO WAKE UP HELLA EARLY TO GO TO WORK | LIKE THE MOMENT EVENING HIT EARLY | THEN I HAD TO DO MY PHYSICAL | I NEED A COFFEE | OR THREE | OVER ||
I am abzolutely not clownbait. They would hate to zee the way I'm moving around olivez. <｀^´> #zuggeztive
|| OLIVES ||| PLURAL? | LOL | OVER ||
|| JUST RIBBING YOU A LITTLE | I’M NOT THE BOSS OF YOU | OVER ||
Man, shut the fuck up.