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My weapon of choice is a the humble swordstaff or the beautiful glaive because -- Wait hold on, I was looking up pictures of glaives and this random??? Guy? Showed up? Hello. Who are you. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5e/Glaivekeykeyyan.jpg/500px-Glaivekeykeyyan.jpg ????? Not my beloved polearm????????
-=[ ihave caake for fdinner all the time ! !1 x-) whatkind of ccake mine wassstrawberry shortcake_☺]=-
Five hundred cigarettes.
EPISODE SUMMARY PART THE FINALE All the formatting for these is a work in progress. We'll work out the kinks as we go. THE SIGNATURE DISHES Jigsaw - Spaghetti: RAS, HUB 8, 13 Pretty good! But. Spaghetti. Kantan Amcray - the Natsoufflé: IMG, DEX, Cooking Bonus 9, 8 Impressive, though Chef Belier isn't a fan of the theming. Vixroy Altrom - Spit-roast featherbeast: GRT, APP, Cooking Bonus 6, 9 It doesn't work out great. Did you hunt a pigeon out the back? WROTHE AIARAY - ↘️oblong meat product with a little bit of yoghurt speared on.↘️: HUB, LVG, Microwave Bonus..? 12, 11 Godeux wants to hate it. He wants to hate it so bad. In the final edit it cuts to commercial before he can give his opinion. He loves it. He hates that he loves it. Larkin Delphi - Roasted Moobeast Marrow with Parsley and Mustardseed Salad: IMG, DEX, Cooking Bonus 6, 6 Chef makes a show out of spitting it out. Meenah Peixes - Big Fish, Small Pond: a blue jello poke cake with a photo of herself sitting in the middle of the jello. It's edible.: RAS, HUB, Cooking Bonus 9, 10 He doesn't like the theming, but he eats Meenah's photo anyways. He would've preferred a proper course over a dessert, but the skill on display is enough. Junoia Covela - Bulgogi Bibimbap: IMG, GRA 13, 12 Godeux, despite everything thus far, is extremely impressed that she doesn't cook professionally. He loves the dish. Karama Golthi - c< claM cHOwder iN a bread bOwl!: GRT, DEX, Cooking Bonus 8, 10 The timing is off enough that the bread is a bit too soggy. He likes the taste but dumps it anyways. Sawyer Mcroix - Shepard's pie: GRT, VIG, Cooking Bonus 7, 8 Nothing wrong with this by any means, but Chef still finds a way to criticize it. Lorn Ryder - Auntie's Spicy Pork Tamales: VIM, IMG, Cooking Bonus 13, 10 Godeux is so, so glad the yogurt hot dog doesn't win. There's a touching conversation about Lorn's family and everything here. Mintyl Tsurga - - Tagliatelle with smoked beastloin panacetta, crèmme fraîche... and some mmint. LOL! 😁: RAS, APP (Bonus for failing a Vigor roll hard enough) 10, 9, 4 The dish is competent enough but he despises Mint. Luckily(?) Mint is pathetic enough to keep around for the cameras. Jake English - Canned Pumpkin pie Godeux Belier screams obscenities and spittle into Jake's face and expels him from the competition on the spot when Jake tries to play it off and be cute. WINNER: LORN and the LIME TEAM ELIMINATED CONTESTANT: JAKE ENGLISH #AngelsNutritionblock
∘☽ I believe just looking up the account "Angels' Nutritionblock Official" you should be able to find the updates! ☾∘
∘☽ There is a cooking event currently ongoing, people are live blogging about the results. ☾∘
rankmaid arisen https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cb1935517572.png (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, breakfast, archive rating: G)
Great picks. Kiltro is an excellent choice, and so is A Perfect Circle. I'll be looking into the other two.
https://open.spotify.com/track/0kFyW7WTkSIRRxIVKC2fVH?si=8bba2ac4cf964d90 In honor of shared taste! @spontaneousStratagem
You get a follow just for the enthusiasm, my friend.
https://open.spotify.com/track/4mWsghl493RZGUBEWfcqjc?si=bc12a09bca444918
they need to give the ability to rechitt things more than once tbh this is the realest shit
I quit those way back when. Now I just chew tobacco.
-=[ i iI LOve cigarettes ! !:-)_☺]=-
...mozzarella stick...
...the jig is up bossman found the catwalk i was hanging out on #sadge #illbeback...
concept: “other quadrants? you dont need other quadrants as long as im your kismesis my hate is all you fucking need” (tags: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, #rankworks, possessiveness, possessive kismesis, #nsfw, inspired by @askewArcheologist, toxic pitch, quadcontrol, archive rating: M)
woof woof woof woof woof, woof woof woof woof. woof woof woof woof woof.
RUN BOY. DO NOT LOOK INTO THE TEST. RUN LIKE YOU'RE CHASING THE TASTIEST TENNIS BALL INTO A SUNSET :C3>
RESIST. RESIST WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT. WE ARE THE ONES WHO DARE TAKE A SHOWER. :C3>
you better ♯mean it if i see you post that ♯stupid test ill ♯hex your ♯bloodline
☆ Ughhh, I, like, HATE having to deal with paperwork~☆
,,,yeah man,,, i've been there,,, done that,,, for $ure,,, for $ure,,,
(( HI GUYS ITS MY BIRTHDAY IM 20 NOW YAY YIPPEE YAHOO I AM SO HAPPY ))
the ♯pit wont be ♯bottomless after we ♯shove a ♯fraction of ♯chittrusers into it im ♯justsaying
only ♯deadmen see the end of ♯war
<__;> Don't worry about it.
I am abzolutely not clownbait. They would hate to zee the way I'm moving around olivez. <｀^´> #zuggeztive
<^//^>
Good to know.
Any extra zpace in there?
emotiionaal ssupport portaable ssaaunaa
Bring me a crunchy chocolate bar from the gas station.
Sent it over.
Sure. You need some gas money?
•ᴥ- love a man with a good suit, a cigarette and a bad attitude. -‿- -ᴥ•
:33 < OH MY GOD https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/622d328f8d3b.png #eridanw33k #willyoucome #rumblenight
Not Enough Of You Are Oiled Up In Celebration Of The Event. #eridanweek
ok wait lowk iconic
I think 3v3ryon3 who2 di3d got brought back 2o it2 all good
oh gog yet another reazon to hate highbloodz zee i waz right guyz
why iz everyone genuinely talking about thiz "eridan week" zcrew eridan and hiz week or whatever #antieridanweek
↗️#NSFW↗️ ↘️how ornery.↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d3439dc6f9b2.jpg
•ᴥ- pies and some confetti. -‿- -ᴥ•
three in the mouth, one in each nostril
You know what! I do dezerve beetter than zomeone zo ungrateful. <__> Taking my ztand here to not tolerate anymore bullzhit. I dezerve the beezt! <^^>
Nothing perzonal about you! You've beeen great. <^^;>
I'm glad I didn't even conzider it.
It'z zo unfortunate how eazily you can find zomeone attractive until they open their mouth.
th3 way colon3l i2 pronounc32 i2 kinda 2om3 bull2hit lik3 who d3cid3d that?
ball knower right here
Fragging is the deliberate, premeditated murder or wounding of a superior officer by their own troops, typically using a fragmentation grenade to make it look like an accident.
httpz://cdn.imgchezt.com/filez/d4c143b78520.png Maybee video gamez could bee fun. I got thiz for cheap on GrubBook Marketplace. (( #zuggeztive #thighz #nzfw juzt in caze zo I don't get in trouble, it'z juzt her thighz.))
@zpontaneouzZtratagem Didn't you have zomething about hoofbeeaztz?
Non-vague pozting. Not looking for a relationzhip, but ztill zmoking with an olive. Hiz bozz can come at me if zhe wantz. <__>
Hard to keep any zecretz online, but zure.
Zure. I think your hive iz beetter. Don't want your bozz to go nuclear on me.
Want me to head over and have a zmoke to calm the nervez?
Whatever, forget it. I'll do it myself.
♯would you give me a ♯cigarette ♯substance
It means you're too busy fucking around. Do your job.
they don't complain as long as im sewing their innards back in.
many of my "peers" say i should stop smoking in the hospital. never. ever.
I won't call it a date, but we can zet zomething up. Over.
It waz a nice night out. I liked the pack you brought. Might give a go, but having a vice thiz addictive zoundz like a trouble. Ezpecially hearing how you go through a pack...
I'm looking for zome way to zpend my night. Zend me a mezzage, we can figure zomething out.
(• - •) ... I guess I can agree with that. Feeling like having a friend you could share everything with was nice. ⚘
I ztill need to get into zmoking. I'm not zure what your ztandardz are, but maybee we could work zomething out.
REMINDING ME OF SOME YOUTHFUL DAWNS WITH THIS CANVAS YOU'RE PAINTING HERE.
(• - •) Do cigarettes taste better in the company of the conventionally beautiful? ⚘
FUCKING IN A GRUBBIE POOL IS ALSO FUN
Apparently restraining Ωrders dΩn't apply when its demΩnstrated yΩu cΩuld simply cull the trΩll harrassing yΩu. This is disappΩinting.
(• - •) I got a job. ⚘
i f33l that2 why i drink
Last drawing for tonight, thank you for indulging me. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/289a096fcac7.png Ego sum ira Domini.
httpz://cdn.imgchezt.com/filez/f8da756b5c92.png Tried out the braidz. Not zure if I'm feeling them.
♰ that does sound relaxing... ♰
It’s Very Rare For Someone To Be That Tall So I Don’t Blame You.
You Can Have One Of My Matesprit’s Hand Rolled Cigars, He’s 12’9” So They Are Quite Large As You Can Imagine
fuckin shit ass chittr https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f2f0969a14c3.jpg
I can imagine the yearning.
(• - •) Hoodie. https://i.imgur.com/GhZOQHF.png ⚘
(• - •) I bought more than just the hoodie to have some spare clothes. It's not as fancy as what I'm used to, but I think plain and boring is best to not catch too much attention. ⚘
D --> Majestic
#RiseAndGrind https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0169.jpeg
Oh, did not know that.
file garden is awesome
I open Chittr. And see hornyposting. Again. I thought we were. Past that. #nsfw
X Go clubbing, specifically at the Silver Maiden Disco Club. x
(• - •) I have never smoked in my entire life but why the hell not. Sure. ⚘
No, no. I adore this. Valid Mer€oledì.
Gog I Wish That Was Me
(• - •) Get the massage. Do it. ⚘
Goodnight, fellow Alternians and constituents. I am truly proud of each and every one of you today, so you may misbehave while I am gone as a treat.
I have every right to bitch and moan on zocial media.
What iz a humidor? Hm..
Unfortunately.
Like, I'm acting cute for a REAZON. Zo you'll actually ztay and buy zomething cauze our baker iz fucking terrifying.
I'll keep that in mind.
I wouldn't mind trying it out.
Anybody know recreational zpotz?
Sure. I'll buy'em for you. As a treat.
(• - •) Then just ask Rakkit I guess. ⚘
(• - •) Maybe you should try it. ⚘
(• - •) No. Someone send me caegars to my Troll Cashapp last night after I asked for help. ⚘
(• - •) Okay. I have 2,800 caegars left. So I guess that is still a lot. ⚘
(• - •) https://file.garden/acWgNwdUAVXBJ4PK/Chittr%20Micaia/selfie.png Here is a selfie before I ride my buggy. Yes, that's a uniform. No, I'm not trained to use it but I needed clean clothes. Wish my luck. My journey begins now I guess. ⚘
(• - •) Do you think 3000 caegars is a lot? ⚘
#Need https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0093.png
(• - •) I don't get what the Kult Score is but its nice not to be the center of attention for once. ⚘
> just saw s0me0ne ask1ng f0r an extens10n t0 h1de seadweller p0sts and all the seadwellers wh0 repl1ed just went "y0u can bl0ck pe0ple" and 1'm k1nd 0f crack1ng up ab0ut 1t
httpz://i.imgur.com/UHe0XAw.jpeg The gang'z all here! (Right to left: Finley Douzen, Horace Douzen [@beearizhBaker], Hector Douzen [@alpineAmbrozia], and Aurele Hemali [@avidApiarizt]) ||Art creditz: arterozze||
F🜁 enough. Giving it to your lusus is the best choice.
That'z beecauze it iz!
I wouldn't s4y you're not cute, but the plushie is definitel cuter. Bew4re of it, your lusus might ste4l it from you.
New honey bunz in ztock! Baked in houze by Horace Douzen. The Douzen brotherz have worked hard conztructing their zmall buzinezz from the ground up! Our collaboration of frezh honey and deliciouz baked treatz meanz more yummy goodiez for you!
No, don't 4nymore. Cle4n it 4nd we4r some b4nd4ges.
https://file.garden/acWgNwdUAVXBJ4PK/Chittr%20Phillip/married.jpg Before I receive any weird messages, please refer to the following image to understand my current relationship status. That's all.
https://file.garden/acWgNwdUAVXBJ4PK/Chittr%20Phillip/phillip.gif Hello. :)
find the pages of nesbens divorce paperwork
Trading my pink PS2 for cigarettes. #communaltrading #queercommune #queerspaces
Obviously the ideal diet is coffee and cigarettes.
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Get them tattooed, become a new fashion icon.
hopital
https://www.osha.gov/form/osha7
https://file.garden/acWgNwdUAVXBJ4PK/Chittr%20LuthΩr/luthΩrΩdelle.png Greetings. This is my first pΩst. I'm LuthΩr Belrut, nice tΩ meet everyΩne. I'm happy tΩ annΩunce that the Blue RΩsette BΩutique is nΩw Ωpen fΩr business. AlthΩugh I have always specialized in Ωne-Ωf-a-kind, custΩm designs fΩr my clientele, thanks tΩ my assistant's input, Ωur business nΩw has a clΩthing line with affΩrdable prices fΩr the general public. We hΩpe we get tΩ welcΩme yΩu sΩΩn at Ωur humble establishment. My assistant sends their regards.
It keeps me in business.
y is every1 so crazy 2day
I feel like my last chit came across as suicidal. I meant that it must be nice to be cradled in the warm dirt and having no responsibilities.
Jeez. Good luck st4ying 4live, Bod4ri.
Ple4se tell her she should 4bsolutely not do th4t.
J4smine, rose, l4vender, ch4momille. These 4re my nightly findings.
4nother night, 4nother fruitful stroll for my te4.
> saltwater p00ls ex1st, y0u d0n't have t0 get chl0r1nated
> p00ls are peak
gas anyone seesn my glassds i canf see kelp!!! 🧋
(• - •) Good evening. Woke up feeling refreshed. Maybe setting things on fire is truly therapeutic. Who could have known. ⚘
Sigh. My stupid subordinate is literally snoozing. Where the fuck is bro? @spontaneousStratagem
(• - •) If anyone DMs me, know its under your risk. Thank you. ⚘
I like Mariio & Luigii, Sam & Max, and Adventure Time with Phhinn & Jake!
❤︎h g♡♡d n♡w the freaks can g♡ message each ♡ther instead ♡f ♡n main!~ #messageupdate ᯓ★ˎˊ˗
(• - •) https://file.garden/acWgNwdUAVXBJ4PK/Chittr%20Micaia/selfportrait.png Self-portrait. #myart ⚘
(• - •) Safehive found. I'll be staying here until I can have something better. If any patrons find this, please know all shows at the Lightbringer's Threater are now cancelled forever. Thank you. ⚘
Me and the bro had a brainstorming sesh for promotional material! Tune in and turn up because this stage is about to get HEATED. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4aa9db29ba3d.jpg
(• - •) Hm. Okay. Yeah, that sounds good. Thanks. ⚘
g[][]d|ight. i'm n[]t g[]ing t[] s|eep but i'm n[]t |[][]king at this empress f[]rsaken website any |[]nger t[]night
(• - •) I was thinking of very nicely asking someone if I could crash at their hive for a night then go on my way. ⚘
﹌ Oh ϡo let me know if you neeϡ help! I always have space open. }(⦿n⦿){ ﹌
YOU'RE SO ANNOYING!
(• - •) Not a flower. Not close to one either but you have the right attitude. ⚘
well 1 can get y♡u a day ♡ff 1'm sure!!! wh♡'s y♡ur c♡mmander aga1n??? 1 can t♡tes ha˅e a w♡rd w1th her 1f she's try1ng t♡ st1ff y♡u, s1lly!!!
(• - •) https://file.garden/acWgNwdUAVXBJ4PK/Chittr%20Micaia/churchonfire.png Hello. Just found out I was being panwashed by my closest friend. That sucks. Ramzez, if you are reading this, you suck. I set the threater on fire in retaliation though. Have fun with that. Anyways. If anyone likes flowers or art, hmu. ⚘
are we all seeing that alex from madagascar is about to be shot and quartered or what
﹌ Hello everyone! I'm not quite useϡ to this strange site, but I woulϡ like to become acquainteϡ with as many trolls as possible. How ϡo you acquire "followers" on this site? }(OuO){ I am very exciteϡ! ﹌
B♡ ƉA R1!!! <3!!!!!!!!!!!! Where ha˅e y♡u been??? 1'˅e m1ssed that s1lly l1ttle stup1d sad face ♡f y♡urs. ♡h em g♡sh!!! owo
[ # Glad we agree. ]
How else am I going to share my troller derby clips dude? The world is my fuckin' oyster and I gotta capitalize on all the social medias.
[ # Secondhand smoke inhalation. ]
lucky strikes
Alluvé Lilac Superslims.
Ignore the person above me. Smoke more.
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