Open to boytoy applicationz zince apparently it'z a crime to talk to other men. <__#> #rant
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↩ @cosmopolitanAstute[CA]
I need zomeone elze to pizz thiz guy off. You're probably the douchiezt, zurefire choice.
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|| YOU KNOW I GOT FIRED FROM YOUR LAST APPLICATION BUT FUCK IT YOU MISS 100% OF THE SHOTS YOU DONT TAKE AND #SHOOTERSSHOOT | OVER ||
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↩ @spontaneousStratagem[SS]
Zure, you're on board too. I might az well ztart a collection of boy toyz to carry me around and do my fucking bidding. <__#>
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↩ @avidApiarist[AA]
|| WE'RE GOING TO END UP HAULING YOU AROUND ON A MASSIVE THRONE LIKE YOURE A FUCKING PHAROAH AT THIS RATE | OVER ||
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