Bodari Fawkes
@spontaneousStratagem
|| PRO AT LEADING NEIGHBEASTS TO WATER | STILL WORKING ON THE NEXT PART | OVER || (( pfp drawn by sweetmochiprince on tumblr!
|| #NOWLISTENING | HTTPS://YOUTU.BE/7PTD0D_VMOA | GOOD GYM MUSIC | OVER ||
|| ARE WE JUST MAKING RANDOM WEDNESDAYS NOW | CAN I CHRISTEN 'WANT TO NAP WEDNESDAY' | OR 'WANT TO SMOKE WEDNESDAY' | OR 'DO NOT WANT TO WORK WEDNESDAY' | ARE ANY OF THOSE TAKEN | OVER ||
|| DO NOT | AND I REPEAT | DO NOT BE FUCKED UP IN THE HIVE DRINKING PICKLE JUICE | I AM NOW STUCK IN THE ABLUTIONBLOCK SHAKING | OVER ||
|| FUCKED UP IN THE HIVE DRINKING STRAIGHT PICKLE JUICE | OVER ||
|| HAD CAKE FOR DINNER | WHAT THE FUCK AM I EVEN DOING | ID DO IT AGAIN THOUGH | OVER ||
-=[ ihave caake for fdinner all the time ! !1 x-) whatkind of ccake mine wassstrawberry shortcake_☺]=-
|| WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE RABIES SUDDENLY | THANK GOD THE MILITARY REQUIRES SHOTS | OVER ||
|| DECIDED I WILL BE DOING #FUCKITIMTAKINGASMOKEBREAKFRIDAY AS OPPOSED TO ANY OTHER FRIDAY | OVER ||
|| I THINK MY LIFE IS WAY TOO BORING TO MAKE TONS OF POSTS | UNLESS I WAS JUST GOING TO POST 'UGH I HATE WORK AND SMOKE A PACK NIGHTLY' EVERY NIGHT | OVER ||
|| WHY ARE WE PICKING TEAMS | IM OUT OF THE LOOP | OVER ||
∘☽ There is a cooking event currently ongoing, people are live blogging about the results. ☾∘
∘☽ I believe just looking up the account "Angels' Nutritionblock Official" you should be able to find the updates! ☾∘
|| I DONT THINK THERE ARE ENOUGH CIGARETTES IN THE WORLD TO EVER FULLY DESTRESS ME | OVER ||
I quit those way back when. Now I just chew tobacco.
Time for weed. #substance
they need to give the ability to rechitt things more than once tbh this is the realest shit
|| I TRIED CHEWING BUT IT DOESNT FEEL THE SAME TO ME | NOTHING BEATS A SMOKE | OVER ||
|| HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/0577B9126524.JPG | OVER ||
|| CAN SWORDS STOP A FULL CAVALRY REGIMENT CHARGING TOWARDS YOU AT OVER 20 MILES AN HOUR | I DONT THINK SO | OVER ||
|| UNDERSTANDABLE | BUT YOU WILL NEVER DIE WITH A SPEAR AT YOUR SIDE | OVER ||
|| YOUR BEST ARGUMENTS SO FAR ARE THAT SWORDS LOOK COOL AND SPEARS ARE CORNY | CMON MAN | DONT MAKE ME START LISTING BADASS LOOKING SPEARS/POLEARMS | OVER ||
|| FUCK I HAVE WORK TOMORROW | GOD ||| DAMN IT | WHERE DID THE NIGHT GO | OVER ||
|| ALWAYS VERY CONFLICTED TO FEEL ABOUT MY BOSS | ON ONE HAND SHE CAN BE INCREDIBLY OVERBEARING | VERY ANNOYING | IMPOSSIBLE TO WORK WITH | MAKES ME WORK OVERTIME | COULD KILL ME AT THE DROP OF A HAT IF SHE WANTED | AMONG MANY OTHER GRIEVANCES | BUT ALSO SHE PAYS FOR MY GAS AND BUYS ME TOP SHELF CIGS SO | PROS AND CONS | OVER ||
|| CANT WAIT FOR TOMORROW | GONNA SLEEP IN | HIT THE POOL | MAYBE BBQ A LITTLE | LIFE IS GOOD | OVER ||
|| IM NOT TAKING THAT FUCKING TEST | YOU CANT MAKE ME | YOU COULD WATERBOARD FROM DUSK TIL DAWN AND I WOULDNT ANSWER A SINGLE QUESTION DEAR GOD | OVER ||
you better ♯mean it if i see you post that ♯stupid test ill ♯hex your ♯bloodline
that'$ fine i dont think anyone wa$ really trying to for¢e you $pe¢ifi¢ally to take it
RESIST. RESIST WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT. WE ARE THE ONES WHO DARE TAKE A SHOWER. :C3>
RUN BOY. DO NOT LOOK INTO THE TEST. RUN LIKE YOU'RE CHASING THE TASTIEST TENNIS BALL INTO A SUNSET :C3>
woof woof woof woof woof, woof woof woof woof. woof woof woof woof woof.
|| KEEP THE SPELLBOOK AT BAY | IM NOT GETTING ANYWHERE NEAR THAT DAMN SITE | OVER ||
|| THE MILITARY TORTURE SURVIVAL TRAINING IS GOING TO COME IN CLUTCH | OVER ||
|| OFFICE CLEANING IS QUITE THERAPEUTIC | ESPECIALLY CONSIDER HOW MESSY IT CAN GET | SO MUCH PAPERWORK SO LITTLE TIME | OVER ||
☆ Ughhh, I, like, HATE having to deal with paperwork~☆
|| ITS A PAIN IN THE ASS | FILL OUT THIS FORM AND ONCE THATS DONE YOU CAN FILL OUT THIS OTHER FORM AND ALSO DO THIS REQUEST AND REPLY TO THIS EMAIL WHILE YOURE AT IT | MAKES A TROLL WANT TO FLIP THEIR DESK AND SET IT ALL ON FIRE | OVER ||
|| #NOWPLAYING | HTTPS://YOUTU.BE/ZIAWK-9PAPW | BLUE OYSTER CULT: THE RED AND THE BLACK | OVER ||
|| HAD TO WAKE UP HELLA EARLY TO GO TO WORK | LIKE THE MOMENT EVENING HIT EARLY | THEN I HAD TO DO MY PHYSICAL | I NEED A COFFEE | OR THREE | OVER ||
,,,yeah man,,, i've been there,,, done that,,, for $ure,,, for $ure,,,
|| DOUBLE DIPPING ON USING THE PORTABLE SAUNA I CAN’T HELP MYSELF | OVER ||
|| IF I COULD CHOOSE A PLACE TO DIE IN | ID PICK A SAUNA | CUZ HOLY FUCK | OVER ||