|| CIGARS FEEL FUNDAMENTALLY STUPIDER THAN CIGARETTES YET I CAN’T HELP BUT LOVE BOTH EQUALLY | LIKE FUCK YEAH BIG ASS PLANT CYLINDER YOU KEEP IN YOUR MOUTH AND CHEW ON FOR AN HOUR OR TWO THAT’S JUST AS BAD AS A CIG | MAKE IT MAKE SENSE | OVER ||
|| I WOULD BUT THERE’S A LITTLE THING CALLED NICOTINE THAT MAKE IT REALLY HARD TO | ON TOP OF BEING STRESSED ALL THE TIME AND NEEDING A WAY TO GET A 30 MINUTE BREAK | OVER ||
|| MAYBE IF I COULD TAKE TWO WIPES OFF WORK TO DEAL WITH THE ATROCIOUS WITHDRAWAL I’D GO THROUGH || AND EVEN THEN I’D LOSE MY SMOKE BREAK | MY DISCIPLINE IS STRONG ENOUGH ALREADY YOU DON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT | OVER ||