Dr. Jhhonn Egbirt
@ectoNeurologist
--> Taking over the world one invention at a time!
[ A young troll sits in his hive, with this night being of no real importance. what shall the name of this young troll be? ] [ RUSTSTINK LOADMASTER ] TRY AGAIN, SMARTASS [ JHHONN EGBIRT ] [ Your name in JHHONN. And you have a veriety of INTERESTS, while not being too far into other stuff Trolls your age are into, like Stickball, you enjoy the "finer" things, like SHITTY FILMS. You like to mess with and program computers and your DECENT AT BEST. You have a fondness for LUSII, the PARANORMAL LORES, and you are an aspiring FLARP CAPTAIN. You also play games sometimes. ] [ Why not anything else you ask? WELL! being the lowest of the lowbloods. there isn't much you really CAN do, so you prefer to just spend time with yourself. AND YOUR TRUSTY LUSUS OFCOURSE. ] [ But now a new ADVENTURE has begun! so... ] [ What will you do? ]
--> After much fuss and hard work, I can fInally state that It Is begInnIng to pay off. --> FundIng and passIon In our cause has been through the roof! --> A huge thank you to my supporters both In my unIverse and others. --> The UtopIa of tomorrow Is here to stay. all thanks, to you.
--> sInce people are goIng to be such...freaks. --> PURCHASE YOUR NEW ROBOT COMPANION, FULLY CUSTOMISABLE FOR ALL YOUR WEIRD NEEDS. --> startIng prIces at 99.99
--> Some have asked If our agenda Is "DystopIan" In nature --> PoIntIng to our slogan "BuIldIng The UtopIa Of Tomorrow" --> I don't see the word dystopIan In there, do you?
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--> Trust me, whatever "Subtext" your seeIng Is a far better realIty than anythIng currently goIng on In alternIa.
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--> ApologIes for my absence. --> I have been doIng BIG THINGS --> A bIt of experImentatIon here, Some world domInatIon there. --> But all that you need to know Is that our utopIa Is on Its way!
--> FInally got some well deserved rest after succeedIng In my newest batch of robots- --> TIme to get back to work!
B33 < so what do the robots do
This is why it is good to have subordinates to do things for you.
AA! YOU CANT HIDE THE URL 0R THE FILE WONT EMBED! AA!!!!!
als0 based and ily2.
but it is funnier this way
--> To those askIng If we are "evIl" or "VIllaInous" --> WE HEAR YOU --> And we would lIke to remInd you that unlIke (Some empIres) We do not care for the Caste system OR where any person comes from! --> All we seek Is to make lIfe better through ScIence and RobotIcs!
is the science unethical
--> Absolutely not! --> All of thIs Is for the benefIt for All creatures!
are you lying
--> No.
ok. yay
--> ThIs also means we do Indeed have our fIrst offIcIal PIN --> As thIs Is our fIrst gIft to the publIc ThIs one can be a fun DIY actIvIty!
[wow,,,]~[almost]~[looks]~[like]~[a]~[jolly]~[roger!]~[so]~[cool!]
--> "THEY" wIll stop at NOTHING to keep you down. ---> "THEY" wIll rIdIcule you for sImply havIng fun. ----> "THEY" Want you to conform and be lIke everybody else. ---> Embrace your passIons wIth every molecule! Follow your blIss! --> we as a specIes have been gIven the gIft to CREATE! --> And yet are we the pInnacle of evolutIon? NO. --> We are stIll In the early prototype phases! ---> But wIth us. WIth Exodus! you can be NEW! UPGRADED! ---> Only YOU can help me achIeve thIs utopIa. JoIn Exo-Corp today!
wOW, tHAT ALL SOUNDS, pRETTY GREAT THOUGH UHH, i CAN NOT HELP BUT NOTICE THE, sKULL MOTIF, aND THE RED AND BLACK, aND EVEN THE WHITE DOES NOT HELP, aND YOU HAVE A LOT OF, bADGES THAT SEEM TO SUGGEST, aT THE VERY LEAST SOME SORT OF, mORAL AMBIGUITY SO, i AM JUST SORT OF, cONCERNED THAT THERE IS A POSSIBILITY THAT, mAYBE YOU MAY BE, sOME SORT OF VILLAIN, cAN YOU COMMENT ON THIS, pLEASE?
--> I'd be glad to! I assure you! --> The colours are very sImple! The red hue Is that of my own blood! and our whIte cIrcle Is a thrIvIng representatIon of our multIverse! --> The skull and crossbones are very sImply a subversIon of expectatIon! WIth the goggles worn, we wanted to send the message of "DEATH CANNOT STOP SCIENCE AND INVENTION" --> And the fact that some of our employees are actIvely deceased-
--> Haven't slept In three days. Been too busy InventIng. --> Saw what people call "the hat man." --> We had a pretty InsIghtful conversatIon about astrophysIcs!
--> All thIs "____Monday" stuff goIng on --> I'll throw In my own --> HAPPY #MADMONDAY
WAIT I CAN GET BEHIND THIS ꐦNE.
--> @ImJunIor I humbly acquest for some badges that best befIt a totally non evIl genIus, world domInatIng troll lIke myself!
Hmmm... #juniorbadgedyou
--> Ever feel Inadequate? LIke the very world Is agaInst you? --> THAT'S BECAUSE IT IS! --> Trolls and Humans alIke are stIll In the beta phase of realIty. TheIr faulty, smelly and more DRONE THAN MAN. --> But that can change. WIth upgrades from yours truly. You too could achIeve complete fusIon wIth the physIcal and vIrtual! You can fInally be free to do as you please! No more dead end jobs, No more government leashes! --> You can fInally. have fun. WIth us.
--> I just got here and I'm already barIng wItness to some black romance. --> Joy.
༻ 𖤓 i'm g☼ing t☼ get t☼ melt d☼wn metals s☼ they can be repurp☼sed. i think that's a beautiful way t☼ c☼ntinue the cycle ☼f creati☼n. ☾ ༺
8=l < I wholeheartedly agree with you here, recycling can always create beautifoal works with vestiges of their old forms
--> SInce people are talkIng about Pesterchum agaIn. --> You can fInd me under the same handle. --> --> That's all.
--> Good GrIef...
5 cent therapy!!! getcher therapy here.. get it?
--> I GOT IT. --> I'll make myself a robot who's only purpose Is to get me more #substance. --> I'm a fuckIng genIus.
the rꙮbꙮt usually dꙮes the #substance first - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
--> Good poInt. --> I'll add a securIty clause to make It self destruct If It ever does.
--> I need a lot more than a drInk at thIs poInt. --> Get yourself together fuck nugget.