Aurele Hemali
@avidApiarist
Honey Zupplier and Manager at Baker'z Douzen. Tiny and filled with hate.
M3ss@g3 Lo@ding… ~~~~ How tf c@n on3 pitch flirt @nd not b3 @n @sshol3. Isn't th3 point th@t I h@t3 you? ~~~~ M3ss@g3 R3ci3v3d
no literally.
Amazing newz for the world.
Yªll ɛvɛr jůst wªnnª jůmp ịntº ª pººl ºf ịndịscrịpt lịqůịds ªnd scrɛªm? #vªgůɛpºstịng #sªtịrɛ #shºwɛrthºůghts
Definitely.
sOmEtImEs I fEEl As thOUgh I Am kIllIng tImE At thE tImE tImE thAt I Am rApIdly rUnnIng OUt Of It I dO nOt lIkE thIs fEElIng...
|t's my dvty ^s the b^ssist to get no pl^y wh^tsoever.
Open to boytoy applicationz zince apparently it'z a crime to talk to other men. <__#> #rant
I need zomeone elze to pizz thiz guy off. You're probably the douchiezt, zurefire choice.
|| YOU KNOW I GOT FIRED FROM YOUR LAST APPLICATION BUT FUCK IT YOU MISS 100% OF THE SHOTS YOU DONT TAKE AND #SHOOTERSSHOOT | OVER ||
gee *hiz you sure kno* ho* to make a troll feel special
Zure, you're on board too. I might az well ztart a collection of boy toyz to carry me around and do my fucking bidding. <__#>
|| WE'RE GOING TO END UP HAULING YOU AROUND ON A MASSIVE THRONE LIKE YOURE A FUCKING PHAROAH AT THIS RATE | OVER ||
wait , you guys are employed ?
⊹ 💛🐝 Attenti⟡n Buzzgrubs! 🐝💛 We've g⟡t ⟡ur t⟡ur l⟡cati⟡ns l⟡cked and l⟡aded! I cann⟡t wait t⟡ see y⟡u all t#ere! I #ave a really fun set prepared f⟡r y⟡u all, I kn⟡w t#at y⟡u will all l⟡ve it! ::) Bel⟡w are t#e c⟡nfirmed cities and l⟡cati⟡ns. Tickets g⟡ ⟡n sale t⟡lig#t at 10pm Alternian Standard Time. - Cerulean Cr⟡wn, ⟡utglut - C⟡ndescensi⟡n Mem⟡rial Arena, Spinefang - T#e #iveb⟡x, T#ras#t#rust - Ir⟡n Cr⟡wn T#eatre, T#ras#t#rust - Clatterd⟡me, Cinderfall - Ampit#eater, R⟡tterdam - T#e Bl⟡⟡dl⟡t, New Gl⟡am City - Alternian Cultural Recreati⟡n Center, Guttert⟡n - Blackst⟡ne T#eatre, Grubside - T#e Crucible, Br⟡⟡dreac# - N⟡ise Cat#edral, Nestgrave - Central Alternian Municipality - Unity Pavili⟡n, Imperial City - Spectacle C⟡mplex, An⟡de District See y⟡u all t#ere! Kisses! ⊹
Wizh I could make it out, even if zhowz aren't really my ztyle. <__> Bzz bzz.
⊹ N⟡ w⟡rries!! I will be p⟡sting all t#e f⟡⟡tage t⟡ my c#annel f⟡r free ⟡nce t#e t⟡ur is ⟡ver! ⊹
⊹ My management isn't t#e biggest fan ⟡f it, as 'exclusivity sells', #⟡wever I kn⟡w many ⟡f my fans are #ard w⟡rkers w#⟡ d⟡n't get a l⟡t ⟡f time ⟡ff! Besides, travel is expensive. I t#ink entertainment s#⟡uld be accessible f⟡r all! ⊹
Preach. I can't imagine it'z eazy taking orderz from zomeone elze, but good on you for puzhing. <^^> Alwayz nice to zupport zomeone who genuinely carez.
ugh wh❥tevs i’m smoking ❥ ciggy
Got room for another? <__>
Quadmate applicationz are open. Anyone but @beearizhBaker, feel free to apply. <__#>
ʕ ՞ lol AlRight sEE you tomoRRow. WE livE in thE sAmE fucking Building. ՞ ʔ
Wait, how many quadz do you even have filled @zpontaneouzZtratagem ? <__#>
|| UNIRONICALLY EXTREMELY DIFFICULT TO ANSWER | SOMETIMES TWO SOMETIMES ONE | WE VACILLATE A TON | OVER ||
|| NOT ENTIRELY? | MY MATESPRITE JUST WANTS TO BE INVOLVED IN MY LIFE AND MY MOIRAIL CAN QUICKLY BECOME MY KISMESIS IF SHE DECIDES TO BE A FUCKING BRAT THAT NIGHT | JUST HOW IT IS | OVER ||
|| SIGH | UNDERSTANDABLE | YOU STILL ON TO COME OVER AND SMOKE AT LEAST? | OVER ||