♠ hated by @avidApiarist
count your picoseconds
im ♯10fttall
someone asked me if i thought i wwas a good orphaner i said if i wwas a BAD orphaner than youd be standin here wwith your hippo dad or some such shit and my KULL SCORE WWOULDNT BE IN THE THOUSANDS
~ Soooo the lowblood I keep in the well finally died :( so I'm now taking applications for a rust or bronzeblood who wants an improvement on their current shitty hovel! Must be pretty in some way and willing to earn 300 caegars per perigree by doing nothing <3 #advert #advertising ->]
↗️I HAVE RECEIEVED SUCH AN INFLUX OF HATEFUL MAIL AND CRUDE PACKAGES THAT MY SUPERVISOR↗️ ↘️in all of his physical superiority and refined, mental prowess, bestowed upon him by literal sweeps of dedication to the grind and harsh combat with businessborn competitors↘️ ↗️HAS ORDERED ME DOWN TO THE MAIL ROOM TO ATONE, BY LICKING ALL OF THE OUTGOING LETTERS TONIGHT.↗️ ↘️mmy tasstemuscle is so tired.↘️
!t's 2am somewhere who's try!n to slam a few of these back w!th me and have a good T!ME? 😏😏😏 https://!.gyazo.com/ff13af6edd65f7e439519a6834cf64b6.png
✿ guys are u envious of my ringpop. ladies theres enough of me to go around https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/101033246_HyWG0p1VVhOfp2Q.png
￣\ my entire adult life i thought i'uz pitchbait. but y'all makin me wonder if im actually pitybait. devastating if so. pitiable even. /￣
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THE ONLY THING THAHAT GOT ME THROUGH QUITTING NICOTINE WAS GOLDBLOOD GIRLBULGE AND CRACK COCAINE. #nsfw #substance
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[I ALREADY WORK FOR MY$ELF I'M THE #EO]
[IT OFFEND$ ME THAT YOU EVEN HAD THAT THOUGHT IM NOT GIVING ↑ MY RI#HE$ MU#H LE$$ DONATING THEM]
[I$ THERE $OMETHING PA$T THE #ORPORATE LADDER? HOW #AN I GET HIGHER $END TIP$]
Ca2ual r3mind3r that my DM2 ar3 op3n for anyon3 too much of a coward to admit th3y vagu3po2t about m3
gudlite glurpi
Glurp it 2 the max br0chach0 (⌐□_□)
✿ any last words for da Glurp. to ward off the daymares my baldheaded roommate be givin me
A ♡rgy with all g♡ld bl♡♡ds s♡unds like a g♡♡d idea rn.. #nsfw
Man, shut the fuck up.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 OBSESSIVE.
NOTICE HOW IT’S THE LOWBLOODS COMPLAINING. #TRUTHPOCALYPSE
its show me your pages saturday
we are fresh off of a hibernation. i was napping. also some i{e {ream is gone too. less important.
yes. that is the tri{k. by the way spades sli{k has stolen more honey.
sometimes i think to myself.
✿ da fukk we do to u chud
God, ju2t ki22 m3 alr3ady
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'LL NEVER SHUT UP. NOT WHEN THE STREETS STILL NEED FAITH. YUNG JUGG DELIVERS.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ROLLED OUT THE SOPOR EMPIRE IN THRASHTHRUST LIKE IT'S THE SECOND COMING OF THE FUSCIAS. NOW ALL MY CHECKS GOT COMMAS. 🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 AIN'T NO WAY ANYONE ON THIS SITE GOT TIG OLE SPHERES FATTER THAHAN MY EX-KIS. :o? #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I MAKE YOUR MATESPRIT'S NET WORTH ON A BAD NIGHT.
✿ @psychotropicAffair u said hmu if u have a nice smile well check out mine bro i got great pearly um. kind of yellows but das okay i got all my teeth at least https://i.ibb.co/xS36jNkW/artbydamistrolls.jpg
✨🍭🕷️ there really are like a LOT of clowns on here. 🕷️🍭✨
꩜Literally what crawled up your wastechute and dieD…꩜
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 :o) HONK.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BUILT LIKE CLOWNBAIT. #nsfw
꩜CasteisT. I literally just tried to help yoU. Albeit sarcasticallY.꩜
✿ wat da hell mane i was just givin u good advice
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 TO MIRROR WHAHAT ZAB SAID, I COULD, ALSO, PUT YOUR ASS TO SLEEP. :o)
xx_x3_xx
🤣 my bad
I could put you to 2l33p
xx_you_guys_WISHHHH_you_were_me_xx
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME. STEP THE WRONG WAY AND YOU WILL BE CULLED. THAHAT OLIVEBLOOD NOOKIE FEELING LIKE BISCOFF BUTTER. YOU THINK I CARE ABOUT THIS SHIT? ASK ME IF I CARE ABOUT THIS SHIT, BECAUSE I DON'T CARE ABOUT THIS SHIT. IF I HAHAD A CAEGER FOR EVERY TIME THEY SAID I GAVE A SHIT I'D BE BROKE CUZ I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. I PLAY BALL SO HAHARD THEY CALL ME NUTSACK. I'M SIMPLY BUILT DIFFERENT. #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BLUEBLOOD NOOKIE GOT ME ACTING STRAIGHT UP DELIRIOUS. THEY THROWING IT BACK FROM AN EGREGIOUS ANGLE. #nsfw
[BEGIN CHIT] I AM UNzURE. THIz UNIT Iz TRYING T0 REVERT IT BUT I AM H0PING @TRAGICA11YTRIANGU1AR WI11 BE AB1E T0 HE1P MAKE IT M0RE PERMANENT. :) [END CHIT]
[BEGIN CHIT] 0H! Y0U MIzUNDERzTAND. THIz DID N0T HAVE T0 BE AUTH0RIzED, I AM- IT WAz A TEzTING VERzI0N 0F A BEHAVI0URA1 PATCH. IT Iz DEzIGNED T0 INCREAzE 10YA1TY, PI10T M0RA1E, J0B zATIzFACTI0N AND INCREAzE THE PR0DUCTI0N 0F PI10T UNITz. IT Iz VERY EFFICIENT. I HAVE N0T FE1T BETTER. :) [END CHIT]
[BEGIN CHIT] P1EAzE D0 N0T zWEAR AT ME. :( I AM TRYING T0 BE Az HE1PFU1 Az P0zzIB1E. THE PATCH WAz PAzzED 0N Az THEY BE1IEVED IT W0U1D BE BEzT F0R A11 PI10Tz T0 BE THIz HAPPY IN THEIR R01Ez. I D0 N0T UNDERzTAND THE REzT 0F Y0UR QUEzTI0Nz. P1EAzE C1ARIFY z0 I MAY AzzIzT. :) [END CHIT]
[BEGIN CHIT] THIz UNIT RECEIVED A BEHAVI0UR PATCH FR0M AN0THER PI10T A FEW CYC1Ez AG0. THERE ARE zTI11 A FEW 0BzTAC1Ez, BUT I HAVE BEEN INF0RMED WE CAN W0RK 0N TH0zE IN THE NEW UPDATE. :) [END CHIT]
✿ word of advice for all u foolz out dere https://i.ibb.co/G3VxQdHf/ohnono.jpg
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I DEFINITELY DO NOT KNOW OR ASSUME THAHAT WHEN IT COMES TO YOU EVEN MUTHAHAFUCKING SLIGHTLY. I HAHAVE NOT KNOWN YOU TO BE CAPABLE OF JOKING.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 RUDE?
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SERIOUS.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YOU MEAN THE BEST RESPONSE. DON'T BE MAD BECAUSE MY MEATHEAD SWAG GETS ME NOOK. #NSFW
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THAHAT WOULDN'T BE STUPID SHIT, IT WOULD BE THE EXPECTED RESPONSE. :o)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 :o) DON'T HAHATE SHORTSTACK, I'LL KEEP WINNING ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SAYS YOU. I GOT A VERY SATISFIED TEALBLOOD ON MY BEANBAG CHAHAIR RN THAHAT IS TELLING ME THE OPPOSITE. #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I CAN MAKE IT WORSE.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 GRAB A BITCH BY THE MUTHAHAFUCKING HORNS AND FORCE HER FACE DOWN WHEN I CRACK FROM BEHIND, HIT THEM BACKSHOTS SO HAHARD IT REGISTERS A 9.8 EARTHQUAKE IN THE MIDDLING PACIFIC. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME MAN. #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 HEROINE. #substance
I can b3 th3 war You can b3 th3 victim
↗️IN SEVERAL SWEEPS, THEY WILL BE REDUCED TO DUST ON THE FLOOR FOR THE OTHER WORKING LABORERS TO SWEEP, AND YOU WILL BE LAUGHING ALL THE WAY TO THE CAEGAR DEPOSIT BOX.↗️ ↘️this is just true.↘️
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE I HIT 100 FOLLOWERS ON CHITTR. DOES THIS MAKE ME CHITTR FAMOUS? :o?
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 FUCK HIGHBLOODS. LITERALLY FUCK A HIGHBLOOD. FUCK A PURPLEBLOOD TODAY. RIGHT NOW. BOUNCE ON MY SHIT. :o/ #nsfw
↘️overworked and underpaid.↘️ ↗️THE BEST SERIES OF THINGS TO BE.↗️
look at this. https://i.imgur.{om/LehNEo2.png
ʕ ՞ im with hEctoR on this onE im lost, this shit is BEyond A BAkER. ՞ ʔ
this is un{lear. i think he was revived one too many times.
i almost got troll bruno mars to advertise for us. it wouldve been big.
ʕ ՞ mhm suRE thAts why youRE posting ABout RElAtionships, And dont woRRy ABout HEctoR I hAvE A fRying pAn with his nAmE on it. SlAckER thinks hE cAn just plAy on his tABlEt All dAy… ՞ ʔ
i did those. it was a very slow day. i am a very qui{k bear. troll? bear? hm. i am thinking. one moment.
i still think troll bruno mars would love a triple lemon {itrus. he should visit if he is not dead.
persevere https://i.imgur.{om/IYiFRHs.png
its a produ{tive use of time. exer{ises the brain.
ʕ ՞ so thAts whAt you wERE doing youR wholE shift. mAkEs sEnsE. ՞ ʔ
what happened. i was busy. https://i.imgur.{om/wIJlLOa.png
↘️no.↘️
↘️i can see that you do not understand what it's like working in a well-equipped worksquare.↘️ ↗️NOR DO YOU UNDERSTAND WORKING AT ALL.↗️ ↘️you can't fathom this decor.↘️
free samples are good for business. and its troll bruno mars......
↗️AN ORGANIZED AND PROPER WORKSQUARE IS VITAL TO ANY MAN'S SUCCESS IN ANY FIELD.↗️ ↘️behold mine, which is littered with the stubholds of my productivity and also businesense.↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c2c28851fa9b.jpg
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 :o?
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NEED ME A KISMESIS THAHAT'S ONE OF THOSE YOU FEEL ME? :o)
~apparently everyone vvho vvas harmed at eridanvveek gets an extra hour in the eridan ballpit #eridanvveek
Fear not good trolls and whatever else is alive here. I was assisted and now fully and completely grasp images. Here is the face of the culprit. I SWEAR. https://64.media.tumblr.com/93959fecc6b9f4c2f10d3df1800e3286/f5b8d5589fce8acb-cf/s2048x3072/c1181def832e93074cf7dbdd5936a7cfea772b3a.jpg
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WUT.
↗️I AM STUCK AT A MUSICAL FESTIVAL.↗️
↘️my doughnut is stale.↘️
Who is ready for the performance of a lifetime, from Mr. Worldwide to Infinity, daleee
y3ah ok 2ur3 🙄 l3t'2 ju2t blam3 th3 guy who'2 fault it i2
#ERIDANWEEK #CATERING LOWKEY #$UCK$. EVERYTHING I$ $HAPED LIKE HI$ FACE? I EITHER GOTTA MAKE OUT WITH OR LOBOTOMI$E THE$E ERIDANNUT$ (ERIDAN DONUT$) DEPENDING ON WHICH $IDE I APPROACH FROM.
× Nooo.. Don't Die. I WVant An One Of The Music Artists To Die ×
i would but d32pit3 my b32t 3fford2 it turn2 out dying i2 hard
TH3 THR34T 0F D34TH 1S 4DM1TT3DLY H4LF TH3 4LLUR3 TH3 0TH3R H4LF 1S TH3 L0V3LY @freakNasty
WH4T D0 Y0U M34N S0M30N3 1TS L1K3 L3G10NS 4T TH1S P01NT
× WVaiting For Someone To Die For Me ×
fuck it w3 ball typ3 2hit
do yall think wa2h3r2 and dry3r2 ar3 lik3 fri3nd2 or ju2t work fri3nd2
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 :o?
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHAHAT'S WRONG VAGUEBEE, AFRAID YOU MIGHT SAY SOMETHING?
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BOO YOU WHORE.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I DON'T HAHAVE A CLEVER RESPONSE I'M JUST HERE TO BE A BOTHER IN YOUR REPLIES. :o)
↗️I HAVE REDONE MY CARD AGAIN, IN ENTIRELY NEW STOCK, BY MYSELF WITH HELP FROM NOBODY.↗️ ↘️now look.↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7cc10d7406f0.png
↘️i literally live to work instead of working to live.↘️ ↗️THE MARK OF A TRUE GRINDSMAN.↗️
↗️IF YOU NEED SOME KIND OF USELESS NOTHING TO STEP ON TO KEEP YOUR STEPCOVERINGS CLEAN, PLEASE CONTACT ME AND I WILL LITERALLY LAY MY COAT ON THE GROUND FOR YOU.↗️ ↘️slimecoin is going to the moons.↘️
an/mal fun fact!: sOme spec/es Of bears can run as fast as hOeses!
ʕ ՞ And wE wouldnt hAvE customERs WITHOUT MY PIES ՞ ʔ
ʕ ՞ YEAh. I’m thE onE BAking piEs. ThE only onE. IN THE BAKERY. THE ONLY ONE. MEAnwhilE thE only shit you’RE mAnAging is youR chittR following. Fuck All thE wAy off. ՞ ʔ
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 #rechitt (•́⍜•̀)🎪 SNORTED LINES OF PURE MDMA, GROUND UP MANDRAKE ROOT LACED WITH ERESHKIGAL'S ICHOR AND CRUSHED OPIUM POPPY STRAIGHT FROM THE HAHANGING GARDEN. BOOFED THAHAT SHIT RAW UNTIL THE STARS IN ENUMA EILISH STARTED REWRITING THEMSELVES IN MY PERIPHERAL VISION AND I HAHALLUINATED TIAMAT HERSELF GIVING ME THE SLOPPIEST TOP FROM THE ABYSS. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHIN TO ME MAN. #nsfw #substance
↗️YOU NEED A JOB.↗️
w/)uld y/)u rather be stuck in a r/)/)m with a highbl/)/)d wh/) "d/)esn't see bl/)/)d c/)l/)r" /)r a empire imperialist l/)wbl/)/)d f/)r 24 h/)urs
Can I have a dollar?. I have never asked before.
ʕ ՞ you thinking im jEAlous fEEls likE A lot of pRojEction fRom youR End. im not jEAlous, i just think its A BAd look foR thE sociAl mEdiA mAnAgER of ouR BAkERy to BE sEnding shit likE thAt foR EvERyonE to sEE its not thAt fucking hARd to undERstAnd ՞ ʔ
↘️i cannot wait for another productive and joyous week within my worksquare.↘️
ʕ ՞ kEEp it up And you'RE ABout to go fRom ARguing in pERson to ARguing onlinE. fuck you too. ՞ ʔ
↘️you don't know anything about the secondnub resale market.↘️ ↗️TYPICAL.↗️
ʕ ՞ moRE EffEctivE to nAmE n shAmE to mAyBE knock somE sEnsE into you. whAtEvER. i dont cARE. fuck you. ՞ ʔ
ʕ ՞ i could givE lEss of A fuck if its mE oR not But i do cARE ABout thE fAct you sEEm moRE Busy with smoking And thiRst tRApping thAn ActuAlly woRking i thought BEEs hAtEd smokE. chRist. ՞ ʔ
ʕ ՞ huh i wondER who you took this foR suREly not A cERtAin olivEBloodEd individuAl you sEEm fuckin oBsEssEd with lAtEly ՞ ʔ
↘️it would be you, to need to seek out the cheapest option available on the market.↘️ ↗️AVERAGE UNEMPLOYED BUSINESS.↗️
↘️i literally must extend my congratulations your way, despite our differences.↘️ ↗️YOU ARE ALSO VERIFIABLY UNEMPLOYED.↗️
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 EENIE MEENIE MEINIE MOE CATCH A THOTTIE BY THE TOE IF SHE BAD, I'M JUMPING IN THAHAT NOOKIE LIKE GERONIMO. #nsfw #lyrics #bars #YungJugg
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GREEN MARKIPLIER
its find my misplaced pages monday
↘️i have such admiration for my fellow indigos.↘️ ↗️AND ALL SOCIAL AND PHYSICAL SUPERIORS OF COURSE, BUT I WILL MAKE A SEPARATE POST ABOUT HOW AWESOME AND CAPABLE THEY ARE IN A SECOND IF I NEED TO.↗️ ↘️we really are boots on the ground.↘️ ↗️GETTING STUFF DONE.↗️ ↘️sometimes, my office members will pat my back so hard it makes me cough my prior midmeal into the back of my windtunnel.↘️ ↗️WHERE WOULD THE MARKET BE WITHOUT US.↗️ ↘️shambles.↘️
They're going to use this for war. #Fiduspawn #Horsaroni https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d3d63e645a0d.jpg - MC Oleana
He77o, Wor7d. :::.) This is Ko7ren Serket speaking. Of course, if you cou7d read, you'd a7ready knoW that- but, I digress. I decided to fina77y grace you a77 With My on7ine presence. Rea77y, it's a Wonder hoW I hadn't Made a socia7 Media profi7e yet. You shou7d a77 be gratefu7 you've caught My attention. If you're brave enough, step forWard. I'd 7ooooooove to see Who I'M Working With, here. Don't Worry. I Won't bite if you Won't. ;;;,)
↘️they have given me a stress ball at work which i immediately burst,↘️ ↗️MAKING MY PALM WET, STICKY, AND TOTALLY RUINED,↗️ ↘️not because i was stressed, but because i was so offended they thought i needed some kind of crutch to vent my emotional subordination that i had to eliminate it entirely.↘️ ↗️GROSS.↗️
fuck ok random chimp evvent might complicate things tonight but wwe wwill adapt
Its a valuable skill to be able to keep the masses in line. Its especially gratifying when they're so easy to manipulate. Everything is falling into place- stay tuned for press from the Repiton Corporation. I'm sure they'll have news for you all very soon.
↘️stop hate reacting to my advice it makes you look stupid.↘️
↗️THE EMPLOYEE'S HANDBOOK.↗️
wOUld AnyOnE hAppEn tO hAvE vEry Old hIstOrIcAl tExts Of A nOnrElIgIOUs nAtUrE? I Am sImply cUrIOUs yEs cUrIOUs Is All
↘️oh my god yes this is so true.↘️
↗️PLEASE DON'T IMPLY I AM KISSING MY SUPERIORS, I WOULD LITERALLY NEVER BE DEIGNED THE HONOR OF DOING THAT.↗️
↘️i don't even patronage small businesses because they are not worth my time.↘️
↘️nobody fucks with it because nobody is buying it.↘️ ↗️FLOP.↗️
furry art iIis what keeps sociIiety afloat
this is for all you fuckers that clearly dont knoww shit bout large bodies of wwater youd think this stuff wwould be fuckin obvvious but past experience has taught me otherwwise so lemme lay some things out for you numbskulls theres alwways somethin fuckin dangerous lurkin nearby youll float as long as you curl into a ball so dont fuckin flail nevver go into the wwater wwith someone you dont fully trust thats all the tips i havve for tonight noww get lost #oceanthoughts
ʕ ՞ so thAt’s you’vE BEEn snEAking off to, you cAmE BAck smElling likE smokE thE fiRst timE And thought you tRiEd to BAkE And nEARly BlEw up thE dAmn ovEn ՞ ʔ
:o)?
↗️you are perverse and strange.↗️
↘️actually you suck at most things.↘️ ↗️INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO:↗️ ↘️life.↘️ ↗️LIVING.↗️ ↘️contributing to society.↘️ ↗️AND ALSO EVERYTHING ELSE.↗️
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YOU SUCK TO LIKE MAGNANIMOUS LEVELS THAT I HONESTLY DIDN'T KNOW WERE POSSIBLE. I KINDA RESPECT THE DEGREE TO WHICH YOU SUCK.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 #LUSUSPOSTING LET'S GET A LUSUS TRAIN STARTED, POST YOUR FUCKED UP PARENTS. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d70d3d6fe59c.png
↗️#SELFIESUNDAY↗️ ↘️i took this under my desk.↘️ ↗️THIS IS WHAT A TRUE MAN ON THE JOB LOOKS LIKE.↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1c75f6cb31d6.png
more art because he's the worst )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a8c2764f963c.png
10010001000101100110010011001001111>WOULD YOU MIND SHARING YOUR LEGAL NAME AND CASTE IN THE REPLIES? TOTALLY FOR FRIENDLY REASONS, NOT BECAUSE I'M A DRONE OR SOMETHING. IM JUST A TROLL WHO WANTS TO KNOW YOUR NAMES.
8-> THIS SEEMS LIKE A GREAT TIME TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT #PISSCOIN HAS SEEN AN EXPLOSIVE RENAISSANCE IN VALUE, OVER 125% IN THE LAST WICE!
keep hatin bbabby ggirl, ive ggoot yoou right where i want yoou.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MY BODY IS A MACHINE THAT TURNS SOPOR INTO FUEL AND NOOK INTO FUCKED NOOK. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME SNIPE. #nsfw #substance
:33< real kitty hours start nyow send cat imeowages
I'm rather bored. Would someone care to entertain me?
i let curiosity get the better of me. i cAn now confirm thAt troll does not reAlly tAste thAt good. #gore #violence #cAnnibAlism #istilldontknowifthisneedstoevenbetAgged
|| I DIDN’T THINK SHE’D EVEN CARE | WHY DOES SHE CARE | WHAT THE FUCK | SHE’S LITERALLY JUST MY BOSS | OVER ||
|| OH GOD | OVER ||
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHO'S TRYNA PULL UP AND LICK CANE'S SAUCE OFF MY ABS? :o? #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BIG BOOTY BRONZEBLOOD ON BY RIGHT, TIG OLE BITTY SUBJUG ON THE LEFT, PUT ME IN THE MIDDLE AND CALL ME PB&J SANDWICHED. #substance
WELL GOOD AFTERNOON, FRIENDS!! Today is Sunday, and for those who are unfortunate enough to not know, it's the holiest day of the week! Sunday is observed as a day of worship and rest, holding it as both the Lord's Day and the day of Christ's resurrection. Usually on Earth, folks would attend church every fine Sunday. However, given my current inability to do so, I've spent this morning studying my bible. Remember ; obstacles does not make something impossible. Just because I can't attend church like a human don't mean I can't worship God like a christian! Soon you'll all see the err of your ways and walk alongside me. - Psalm 119:160
G'mornin babes and hotcocks, howv'd ya all slept last night I slept like a rock
You Pat It Dry Before It Goes On The Pizza!
How D:o we feel about pizza on pineapple?
I Mean Pizza Sauce Is Most Definitely Savoury But Ok. Also I'm Not Saying There Should Be Only Pineapple There Should Be Ham And Bacon Also. Then It's More Savoury And The Sweetness Works.
Pizza Sauce Isn't Sweet Though???
If You're Too Weak To Handle Some Lightly Acidic Citrus I Dunno What To Tell You #pineapplebelongsonpizza
be exceptional. (iykyk.)
|| AS LONG AS YOU’RE NOT BLOWING SMOKE IN THE PATIENTS FACES I DON’T SEE THE ISSUE | OVER ||
|| YOU KNOW WHAT FAIR POINT | OVER ||
Troll horns are IMPRACITCAL and should have been PHASED OUT by evolution by now.
Hm Idk How Do You Feel About Pineapple On Pizza
Bored, Who Wants To Start Chittr Beef With Me For Drama
its vvery safe to assume as a lowwblood that oceanwwater of any levvel is sufficiently dangerous so it wwas kind of a stupid question important yes but still listen they can go be puttin their ankles in the wwater if they wwant i aint the one stoppin em if some scaly fuck chewws a hole in their leg it aint my doin
ok yes but also im not wwrong i can be rude if i wwanna besides they asked a stupid question
↗️MANIFESTING THIS.↗️
trust me there are if i wwas yer hideous color i wwouldn be wwithin fifty feet of the shoreline
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHO'S TRYNA APPLY MY FACE PAINT WHILE THEY BOUNCE ON IT? #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BIG BOOTY BRONZEBLOODS COVERED IN OIL AND TWERKING THEY SHIT IN MY FACE WOULD FIX ME I THINK. #nsfw
↗️TERMINALLY UNEMPLOYED, LITERALLY.↗️
↘️another misfortune for wrothe, something that was literally impossible for me to predict despite the stacks of paperwork providing me endless evidence that i must be,↘️ ↗️AS MY PHYSICALLY SUPERIOR AND MENTALLY HARDENED HIGHER UPS HAVE REPEATEDLY TOLD ME OVER THE PAST COUPLE OF NIGHTS,↗️ ↘️some kind of dippanned moron with more time than common sense.↘️ ↗️I WILL RECOUP THESE REPEATED LOSSES AGAIN, AS I HAVE LITERALLY NO OTHER OPTION.↗️ ↘️the welts of my back ache with every agonizing breath drawn in at my worksquare.↘️ ↗️BUT I HAVE FAITH. I HAVE INVESTED SOME MORSEL OF MY RAINY NIGHT FUND INTO A VIABLE OPPORTUNITY POSED TO ME BY SOMEONE UNDER THE NAME "CHARLS PONZIE".↗️
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 PUSSYCLOT, THE CASUALTIES YOU WILL SUFFER TRYING TO FUCK WITH ME WILL HAVE YOU THINKING LIKE TROLL MAGNUS CARLSEN. ROME WASN'T BUILT IN A DAY, BUT THIS GLOCK SURE WAS. GIVE ME THE MUTHAFUCKING FENT. #substance
xcited 2 see my pook pook, he is coming over 2light x) @hedonistGuillotine r u gonna come ova 2? we can have a big snuggle and watch sum movies and kiss and stuff
TRADE 💋FFER: I PAY F💋R Y💋UR THINGS Y💋U F💋LL💋W ME 💋N ALL F💋URS #NSFW #KINKY
↘️did you not drown.↘️
↗️SOMEONE HAS STOLEN MY CARD INFORMATION.↗️
↘️why would someone repost my meal.↘️
YALL wanna 233 my favorit3 N3W TATTOO?? B3t yall didnt 3v3n 233 IT in th3 pictur3
...Alright, fine. Allow me to make myself clear. I couldn't care LESS about the feigned concern for my wellbeing in regard to my faith in the one true God. I couldn't care LESS about what I may be subjected to for that faith. And I certainly couldn't care LESS about none that... Clown tomfoolery! Whatever nightmares trollkind may subject me to are DREAMS compared to what awaits those said sinners in Hell. - Luke 12:2
↗️PRAYING FOR A LONG AND TIRELESS DROWNING.↗️
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 AY YOU ALL OUT OF LUCK I'M SITTING MY GAME I THINK YO BITCH WANT ME, YUH, COME OVER TO FUCK AND WE RUN A TRAIN LIKE WE PLAYING ZOMBIES, AY, SHE THINKS I'M THE BEST I'MMA FLEX ON MY EX AND THESE HOES LET ME FUCK CAUSE I'M COMING UP NEXT. I GOT COIN IN MY CHEST I FINESSE HER FOR NECK AND I COUNT UP A CHECK AND A CHECK AND A CHECK. CASH GO FAST, SPEND ON WENDY CAUSE SHE THROW IT BACK, HUH, I'M FIRST, AYY, YOU LAST, I DO THE DASH AND I FEEL LIKE THE FLASH, I GOT A BRAND NEW BAG, BITCH I AIN'T BLUFFING I STUFF IT WITH RACKS, AY I MAKE A WISH LIKE CANCER KIDS TO GET YO BITCH TO KISS MY DICK. #lyricposting #lyricchittr #lyrics
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WAKE THE FUCK UP SUBJUG, TIME TO LOCK IN. #nowlisteningto: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qGVgCmN8Pk
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 #rechitt (•́⍜•̀)🎪 SNORTED LINES OF PURE MDMA, GROUND UP MANDRAKE ROOT LACED WITH ERESHKIGAL'S ICHOR AND CRUSHED OPIUM POPPY STRAIGHT FROM THE HANGING GARDEN. BOOFED THAT SHIT RAW UNTIL THE STARS IN ENUMA EILISH STARTED REWRITING THEMSELVES IN MY PERIPHERAL VISION AND I HALLUINATED TIAMAT HERSELF GIVING ME THE SLOPPIEST TOP FROM THE ABYSS. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHIN TO ME MAN. #nsfw #substance
a lOt oF MoThEr fUcKeRs hAvE BeEn aSkInG Me aBoUt iF I'M GoNnA GeT My bIg bUlGe bUsInEsS AlL Up iN #eRiDaNwEeK. wElL GuEsS WhAt? HtTpS://CdN.ImGcHeSt.cOm/fIlEs/c5b39D1A2542.JpEg
well, i actually didn't god-tier. not yet, anyway. not sure if i ever will. but i DID create you guys, or maybe the universe before yours. i don't think i ever figured that out.
What ya want m3 to ju2t li3 to you? I aint no liar
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I COULD GIVE YOU A COUPLE OF GOOD IDEAS.
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3x3rci23, hiking, cyb3rn3tic2, gard3ning n 2hit, al2o th3 obv g3tting fuck3d up on #2ub2tanc32 and partying
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ANY OTHER BEEFY MUTHAFUCKERS TRYNA PULL THROUGH, DOUSE OURSELVES IN OIL, AND WRESTLE FOR DOMINANCE? HMU. #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I STAY BOOFING LINES OF PURE HAN DYNASTY OPIUM THEBAICUM STRAIGHT FROM THE POPPY FIELDS OF OF YUNNAN, CUT THAT SHIT WITH LOTUS PETALS SO THAT THE QING DYNASTY KNOWS I'M NOT PLAYING AROUND. IF THEY DON'T STOP PLAYING WITH ME I'M GONNA HAVE TO BUY OUT THE WHOLE SILK ROAD. #substance
:o) Kneeling before you, chin tilted upwards to meet your eyes :o) My wrists are bound, a growl in my throat as you push your boot down onto my neck :o) You force my gaze downards, head bowed for you. :o) You'll have to tame this beast before I obey. #nsfw #bondage #petplay
Its done. Now I've got earfins to pawtonically gnaw on. https://files.catbox.moe/he1wf1
↗️YOU DID GREAT WORK I AM SO SURE. THIS IS THE MARK OF A REAL TWELVE STAR.↗️
I have returned from a very important business meeting. Expect to see my face on various flavors of protein shake by tomorrow.
↘️i have to invest in sodiumgrit bricks.↘️
« i'm actuall all up and curious, what's all y'all lusii like? mine's getting blind in her old age now but she's still a big softie. » « #clownposting »
Might b3 d3ad fuckin tir3d but that wont 2top m3 from th323 #gain2 I can 2l33p wh3n im d3ad
↘️i would love to take a visitation to crystal lakeside.↘️
Since th'clo\/\/\/\/nery \/\/enereal disease b'spreadin'. Goin' t'put out a small guide shortly on ho\/\/\/\/ t'handle inter-circus \/\/\/\/it' th' bastards. @murdererHonkhonk I may send a draft yer \/\/\/\/ay.
I check my palmhusk and wve’re talkin’ about clowvns. Great.
Must I tap the sign with finger numbing perseveration? https://i.imgur.com/GPFYFR2.png
i think clowns are okay, nothing more ×××
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THEY TELL ME STOP MG, YOUR GAINS TOO HUGE, YOUR CHUCKLEVOODOO TOO POTENT, YOUR STROKE GAME TOO NASTY, THEY'LL CULL YOU. BUT I CAN'T STOP. I'LL NEVER STOP. IF I EVER STOP GRINDING THEN I'M DEAD, AND IF I'M DEAD THEN THAT WASN'T ME CAUSE I'LL NEVER DIE. #nsfw
|}->Kids these days don't know how hard we had it. Just to visit a friend I ran through snow, crossed a river and did it all while barefoot. #thisisajoke
8?^whatts^all^tthe^buzz^aboutt^clowns?^tthey^arentt^TTHATT^bad…!^he^he^he..
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BLESS A MUTHAFUCKER'S TL LIL SIS, PREACH THAT SHID. #faith #mirthfulchittr
Oh my, ArE wE trEndIng? hOw lOvEly! tO All cUrIOUs, EnjOy A scrIptUrE vErsE!!! cOnvIctIOn 4:55 "fOr thE grEAt pUnchlInE Is yEt tO cOmE, fAIthfUl, And EvEn thIs shIt yOU cAn yEt bEAr.” #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr
The time you lot spend lusting after clowns could be spent in prayer. Just letting y'all know! - 1 John 4:20
↘️subposting me alone on a wipeend?↘️ ↗️HMM.↗️
↗️GOOD THING I DON'T CARE ABOUT WHAT YOU LIKE.↗️
~“i love cllovvns” kultchasers vvhen you ask them if they’ve ever been hit in the head vvith a club for clovvnbulge
↗️THE SLOPHANDLER OF CENTRAL WORTHLESSVILLE HAS ARRIVED IN MY COMMENTS AGAIN.↗️
My 2tupid palm hu2k alway2 out h3r3 c3n2oring m3 l3t m3 call p3opl3 lo23r2 you pi3c3 of 2hit I aint calling nobody lov3r2 3v3r tf
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X I’m 8’10” of pure sexiness sorry haters it’s just true. #nsfw x
X I declare total and supreme victory on this site for today. x
↘️yes, let me get in on this action at the ground floor.↘️
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 GOOD DUSK GANG, RISE AND GRIND.
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whats a pirate's favorite part of a song? the hook! honk
wvowv such a shame i dont havwe a pretty little thing next to me #nsfwv
↘️keep suckling.↘️
↘️i have not invested yet in your small start up company of things that don't matter for people with so few caegars they have to suckle the perspiration fluid off the bottom of a warm fruit to reach their daily hydration intake quota.↘️ ↗️BUT IF I DID, THEN I WOULD BE INVESTING IN STUPID SHIT.↗️
↘️the growl drones is down another 1.73% today.↘️ ↗️WHEN WILL IT END.↗️
Remember, everyone! Save room for GOD!!! - John 8:36
marine life is cool. all of it. evwen dolphins. building their secret cities.
If y.o.u require specimens eye have plenty
chIttrs rEAdIng fOr tOnIght! pAst: sIx Of cUps InvErtEd prEsEnt: tEn Of pEntAclEs fUtUrE: fIvE Of swOrds InvErtEd thEy spEAk tO OUr dIstAncE frOm thE fAmIlIAr, I sUppOsE It mUst mEAn frOm whAtEvEr sOcIAl mEdIA Or chAttIng sOftwArE wE hAd UsEd bEfOrE chIttr? cOmpArIng It tO thE chAngEs nOw, wIth A wEll EstAblIshEd wEbsItE And A mOvEmEnt AwAy frOm cOnflIct. OncE AgAIn vEry AUspIcIOUs! #tArOt
lEttErs 5:7 "wE shAll hAvE A mOst hOly clUrch, And sprEAd OUrsElvEs AcrOss EvEry mOthErfUckIn cOrnEr Of thIs plAnEt, tIll It's fAcE Is pAIntEd jUst lIkE OUrs" yOUr mOrnIng scrIptUrE qUOtE chIttr frIEnds! #mIrthfUlchIttr
they'rre naut haterrs of me they just hate eachotterr
h<>ly m<>ly last nights perf<>rmance was <>n FIRE! literally! i think <>ne <>f the cl<>wns set the tightr<>pe <>n fire purp<>sefully? #g<>gdamn #allg<><>d #circusstuff
i miss her
It hAs bEEn sO lOvEly lAtEly fIndIng OUt AbOUt clUrchly mEmbErs frOm All pArts Of thE hEmOspEctrUm. I dId nOt knOw sO mAny ExIstEd. wE ArE trUly blEssEd! #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr
can folks stop arrguing in me rreplies oh me cod
ok followwers quickly furnish me wwith advvice concernin howw to succeed in fisticuffs against twwo experienced muscular men that are matesprits there aint much time hurry
1F TH3R3S SHORTST4CKS DO3S TH4T M34N TH3R3S LONGST4CKS
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC? I DO, SHE'S A FIVE FOOT THREE OLIVEBLOOD STRIPPER IN TROLL VEGAS AND SHE'S TRYING TO PASS THE BAR. I BELIEVE IN MAGIC.
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youAre onYour ownFor th'sOne.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WASSUP?
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THIS SOUNDS LIKE A FORMAL ISSUE OF A CHALLENGE.
RICL UNK CJVKOO GSV CKOTZVV :o(
MAYBE YOU CAN TRYING ACTING LIKE A CLOWN A LITTLE BIT FOR FUN
dunno vwhat it is wvith vwomen alwvays leading men on, im literally one of the nice ones, im asking about her interests and evwerything, but nothing
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 OH SHIDDDDD, FR? I GUESS ONLY BEARS AND BEES ARE BESS.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NAH HOMIE. TRUST. ANYTHING THAT MAKES HONEY IS A BEE. WASPS. BEES. BEARS. ALL BEES. AND THEY CAN'T BE BUGS. CUZ WE'RE BUGS. AND BEES AIN'T TROLLS. SO THEY'RE THEIR OWN THING. WASPS BE STRAIGHT UP BEES.
my hum0rs are plenty balanced br0 i pr0mise i g0t th0se checked last wipe, unless y0u mean t0 say 'ALTERNIAS FUNNIEST HIVE VIDE0S' is n0t a timeless pinnicle 0f c0medy in which case I g0t a 48 h0ur c0mpliati0n 0f clips t0 sh0w y0u (⌐□_□)
the smurfs, stuff was h0rrifying cant imagine being a smurf (⌐□_□)
↗️I SLEEP IN THE OFFICE.↗️ ↘️why is there a question of if i can pay back this loan or not.↘️
if i leave its 0nly t0 sh0w up later, far m0re fashi0nably late with party c0mm0dities like p0pc0rn and a c0llecti0n 0f 'ALTERNIAS FUNNIEST HIVE VIDE0S' (⌐□_□)
party d0nt start til i walk in and br0... br0ther.. br0mmmander in chief... guess wh0 just arrived (⌐□_□)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MUSTARDBLOODED SHORTSTACK IN MY DMS TRYING TO TELL ME THAT WASPS AREN'T BEES. WE JUST BE MAKING SHID UP IN THE BIG 2026. 🙄🙄🙄
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 #LUSUSPOSTING LOVE TO LOVE HATING THAT I LOVE THIS CRAZY MUTHAFUCKER. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d70d3d6fe59c.png
🜂 | Trolls often ask how we reduced energy costs to zero. and the answer is very simple. we replaced most of our critical infrastructure with enthusiastic creatives who just needed “a chance.” an "outlet for their self-expression". and now that expression is measured in kilowatts by the hour. realignment is everything. pivoting to the needs of consumers. more than everything. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #GoldenPride #HelloYellowFellow #ReChittingForVisibility #SignupsStillOpen 🟢💰 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ADVERTANTALIZING.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THE DRUGS I DO MAKE THE DRUGS YOU DO LOOK LIKE A NIC STICK. TAKE YOUR GOOGOO GAGA ZAZA BACK TO THE JUUL STORE AND TALK TO ME WHEN YOU'RE LIGHTING UP THAT FUGU FENT HUMBABA. #substance
Kind of STRANGE how none of my BROS are on here yet...
never skip a peanut post if you do, that's a crime punishable by death #violence #threat
IS IT LEGAL TO OWN MY MATESPRIT? I ALREADY OWN HER BUT I DO NOT LIKE HAVE HER QUADRANT SECURED YET
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MY STEAK TOO JUICY, MY LOBSTER TOO BUTTERY. CORRECT. NOT COMPLAINING. FLEXING ON YOU BROKEASSES. 🦞🦞🥩🥩🥩🔥🔥🔥
↗️IF ANYONE WOULD LIKE TO BUY MY ERIDANCOIN, I WILL SELL IT TO YOU. I'M RECOUPING SOME LOSSES HERE.↗️ ↘️they're going to liquidate my assets if i don't keep up.↘️
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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 CALL ME BIG SAINT NICK THE WAY I GOT THESE HO HO HOS LINED UP TO SIT ON MY LAP AND GIVE ME MILK AND NOOKIE. #nsfw
ʕ ՞ yEs, thE dElicious piE dungEon whERE All ouR fuckin monEy comEs fRom. Buzz off. ՞ ʔ
↗️I HAVE JUST WATCHED YOU TWO BICKER MINDLESSLY INSTEAD OF DOING ANYTHING PRODUCTIVE.↗️ ↘️i don't even need to say anything else.↘️ ↗️YOUR ESTABLISHMENT MUST BE.↗️ ↘️self-serve.↘️
ʕ ՞ cAlm youR Buzzing god dAmn, i litERAlly just dEfEndEd you. givE mE A sEcond to typE i got fuckin mitts foR hAnds. ՞ ʔ
ʕ ՞ soRRy, you intERRupting my BAking to BRing mE hERE, i fEEl justifiEd. ՞ ʔ
↘️a voice of reason.↘️
ʕ ՞ thAts whAt im sAying ՞ ʔ
↘️so you do not even do any kind of physical labor.↘️ ↗️YOU'RE LIKE AN ORNAMENT WITH ZERO BOONS, ZERO CAEGAR, ZERO INVESTMENT MANIFESTO.↗️
↗️IF THERE IS ONE THING I DO, IT'S TRUST A NEARLY BLIND PERSON TO PREPARE ANY KIND OF SNACK OR BEVERAGE.↗️
no no no no go up you wwere goin up before #eridancoin
↘️my physically capable superiors have forgiven me for investing all of my boons into what they have described as a "black hole for gullible idiots who are undeserving of a cheque to cut their names on".↘️ ↗️I WILL NOT BE FALLING FOR ANY MORE OF THESE CRYPTIC CURRENCY SCHEMES.↗️ ↘️only stocks and bonds, the wheatbrick and lactosesolid of a man's portfolio.↘️
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↗️I NEVER USE, NOR ROLLOVER, MY PTO. I SIMPLY GIVE THE NIGHTS TO MY PHYSICALLY CAPABLE SUPERIORS BECAUSE THEY DESERVE IT MORE THAN ME.↗️
↗️LICKING THE BOOTS OF MY PHYSICALLY CAPABLE SUPERIORS IS ALL I DEIGN TO DO. GOODBYE NOW, PLEASE DON YOUR SLOPHANDLER FASHIONS AND FEED THE SUBTERRANEANS NOW.↗️
↘️i will literally not remember this conversation in several sweeps, when i am alive and working and you are dead.↘️
↗️YOU WOULD KNOW A LOT ABOUT THROWING FOOD AWAY. FLOP BAKERY.↗️
↘️flop. you will be shaving the walls of the sodiumgrit mines off planet.↘️
↗️OH SO YOU ARE JUST USELESS IN GENERAL. THAT'S YOUR RUNNING THEME.↗️
↘️i just remembered you were destined for a life between the wires and breathed a sigh of relief so strong it scattered my organized pile of receipts.↘️
↘️my hands were so busy with paperwork that i missed my click.↘️ ↗️THE UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE HAS SENT ME A DIRECT MESSAGE AND EVERYONE THERE IS TALKING ABOUT YOU.↗️
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 #rechitt (•́⍜•̀)🎪 I WOULD DO HENNYTHING FOR THE HENNY, DO YOU UNDERSTAND? DO YOU UNDERSTAND? HENNYTHING. #substance
Loans For Anyone Who Needs To Break The Negatives Because Of The Crypto Currency Scam. You’ll Have A SWeep To Pay Me Back Before I Start Sending People To Talk To You.
↗️I SEE YOU ARE ON YOUR MIDMEAL BREAK FROM THE DO NOTHING ALL DAY FACTORY.↗️
↘️my portfolio is in shambles.↘️
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 IF YOU WERE SMARTER YOU'D KNOW YOU SHOULD'VE INVESTED IN FENTANYL ROUTES IN THRASHTHRUST. WE RUNNING THIS MUTHAFUCKER LIKE IT'S THE SILK ROAD. #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 HOW DOES ONE DO THIS I NEED TO LEARN. PLEASE. PLEASE RESPOND. PLEASE HOW DOES ONE DO THIS. PLEASE RESPOND PLEASE?
↗️I THOUGHT I WAS SUPPOSED TO INVEST IN RUMBLECOIN.↗️ ↘️my physically capable superiors just called me an idiot. but i have to put more boons into eridancoin and amporacoin↘️ ↗️THIS CAN'T BE ANOTHER PUMP AND DUMP SCHEME.↗️
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I BEEN ON THAT PRIMORDIAL OOZE GRIND MENTALITY SINCE THE FIRST ZIGGURAT BRICK WAS LAID, CLOCKING 24/7 4 SWEEP SHIFTS IN THE CLAY PITS OF BEFORUS, FLIPPING EMPIRES LIKE HOT COPPER INGOTS WHILE THE REST OF YOU MUTHAFUCKERS WERE STILL LEARNING HOW TO COUNT YOUR WOOLBEASTS. FLEXING MY WEALTH SO LIQUIDOUS AND BOTTOMLESS I MAKE VIOLETBLOODS LOOK LIKE BROKEASS SEAHORSE SHEPHERDS, GOT VAULTS STACKED DEEPER THAN THE DUAT WITH MELTED DOWN PIRATE GOLD AND BUSHELS OF CRYSTALIZED SOPOR THAT YOUR LUSUS WANTS TO KNOW WHEN I GET OFF WORK. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME MAN. #substance
8-> I'M SEEING SOME FINANCIAL CONFUSION ON MY TIMELINE. FEAR NOT, I'M HERE TO AID YOUR WALLETS AND PORTFOLIOS! 8-> #AMPORACOIN IS IN ASSOCIATION WITH #ERIDANWEEK AND THE EVENTS HOSTED WITHIN! 8-> #ERIDANCOIN IS AN INDEPENDENT CURRENCY PROJECTED TO CONTINUE INCREASING IN VALUE ON A LINEAR SLOPE! 8-> BOTH ARE INCREDIBLE COINS! GET IN ON THE GROUND LEVEL, #HODL AND SELL HIGH! HUGE RETURNS!
CHITTR SHADY FACT #25 • “eridan has mildew pass it on.”
Going ^hrough a rough pa^ch, n3v3r ^hough^ s3para^ing would b3 so rough bu^ I go^^a focus on wha^'s impor^an^... M3!!! Haha!!!
« tiny soft warmblood, or big buff high blood... which way, my most nondescript people? »
R3m3mb3r you won'^ hav3 financial burd3ns if you don'^ hav3 any^hing ^o your nam3 so giv3 m3 your mon3y so I can h3lp pr3v3n^ ^ha^ p3sky ^hink-pan migrain3 la^3r
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BOOFED STRAIGHT AMBROSIAN GODBLOOD WITH POWDERED BICYCLOPS EYE IN THE BACK OF A PHOENICIAN TRIEME, WOKE UP SPEAKING PHOENICIAN, FOUNDED CARTHAGE BY ACCIDENT, THEN BURNED THAT SHIT DOWN MYSELF THREE CENTURIES EARLY JUST CAUSE I WAS BORED AND THE TUSKBEASTS LOOKED AT ME FUNNY. HAULED OUT WITH A RUSTBLOODED SHAWTY OVER MY SHOULDER, WENT FULL BULLDOG ON HER NOOK IN THE FIRE AND FLAMES UNTIL SHE THOUGHT I WAS THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS. I'M LITERALLY JUST BUILT DIFFERENT. #substance #nsfw
Some people just don't understand the VALUE of EFFORT. Why would I stop working on the weekends? That's a recipe for FAILURE.
Gains, gains, and MORE GAINS. Physically and socially. Nothing better than making my name STAND OUT among the rest.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I BEEN ON THAT GRIND, I AM ON THAT GRIND, I WILL CONTINUE TO BE ON THAT GRIND. I BE RUNNING REFINED SOPOR THROUGH THRASHTHRUST LIKE IT'S THE SILK ROAD AND SETTING UP MIND HONEY MONOPOLIES LIKE I'M TRYNA BE THE NEXT KHUN SA. GOT THOSE VIOLETBLOODED SHAWTIES FAWNING OVER MY GAINS SO BODACIOUS THAT SHE'S BEGGING TO SEE MY MIRTHFULROSARIES, HAD TO LAY HER OUT ON A SHIPWRECK UNTIL SHE FORGOT WHAT THE HEMOSPECTRUM WAS AND WAS GLUBBING MY NAME. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME MAN. #nsfw #substance
↗️PICKING UP EXTRA SHIFTS. NEVER FAILS TO MAKE MY NIGHT.↗️
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I GOT SO MANY THOUGHTS IN THE PAN TROLL ARISTOTLE IS SCARED SHITLESS OF ME.
↗️I HAVE BEEN OFFERED COUNTLESS PROMOTIONS IN MY TIME.↗️ ↘️all denied.↘️ ↗️WHY?↗️ ↘️what is the most foundational part of any stepcase? when you look at a horizontal bar graph, what are your bulbs first drawn to?↘️ ↗️THE BOTTOM STEP.↗️
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 PICKED UP AN OLIVEBLOOD WHO WAS HUNTING IN THE FORESTS BY MY HIVE, SHAWTY WAS WOWED BY MY CRISPY CATNIP ZAZA AND GOLD PLATED BONE NECKLACES, FUCKED HER SO HARD THE LOCAL WILDLIFE SCATTERED AND LEFT HER WAS CARVING MY SYMBOL INTO TREEBARK FOR THE NEXT THREE SWEEPS. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME MAN. #nsfw
「 Unfortunate news. I am awake. ⥮
ʕ ՞ guEss it's fitting i just postEd ABout you thEn huh ՞ ʔ
↗️IF I SEE THE TAG #FUNEMPLOYED AGAIN, I MAY BE SICK ALL OVER MY NEW LASER POINTER.↗️ ↘️direct yourself to goregle and look up positions for bottom feeders and lowlives who still suckle from their lusii's lowhanging mammaries.↘️ ↗️THERE WILL BE AT LEAST SEVEN JOB APPLICATIONS WITH YOUR NAME ON IT, SPECIFICALLY.↗️
Caught an employee using Chittr on company time so we had to cull him. Condolences to his matesprit. - MC Oleana
ʕ ՞ i mAdE A wholE fucking Account foR this plAcE And i hAvE no dAmn cluE whAt to post. how thE fuck do you do this @AvidApiARist ՞ ʔ
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SHUCKS.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MMFHGHGHGHFHFHFHGHGG... #nsfw
♯joinmycult ♯mycult
♯mycult you ♯havemorefun as a ♯follower but you ♯makemore ♯momey as a ♯leader
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 CULT. DEFINITION: "1. A RELATIVELY SMALL GROUP OF PEOPLE HAVING BELIEFS OR PRACTICES, ESPECIALLY RELATING TO RELIGION, THAT ARE REGARDED BY OTHERS AS STRANGE OR SINISTER OR AS IMPOSING EXCESSIVE CONTROL OVER MEMBERS." THE CLURCH IS NOT A SMALL ORGANIZATION, THEREFORE IT IS NOT A CULT. :o)
my ♯cult is ♯betterthanyours we get ♯casualfridays & ♯flavordisc ♯parties
THEY STARTED BUILDING THE LOWBLOOD TORTURE NEXUS AND I STEPPED IN. I SAID WE DON'T NEED TO DO THIS TO THE LOWBLOODS THEY DON'T DESERVE THIS. I SAID TAKE ME INSTEAD AND THEY DID. IF ANYONE NEEDS ME THEY'LL BE TUMBLING ME THROUGH THE TORTURE NEXUS EVERY WEEKNIGHT FROM NOW UNTIL FOREVER.
8-> EVERYONE! QUICKLY! #BRONGLECOIN JUST HIT THE MARKET LIKE A THREE HUNDRED POUND LINEBATTACKER FERRYING THE LEATHERBALL THROUGH THE OPPOSING TEAM'S DEFENSIVE LINE! THIS IS EXPLOSIVE!
Ita official, my Kull ha2 2urpa223d my Kult. Y'all hat3 m3 cau23 you aint m3 it2 aiight I g3t it
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NAHHH NAH NAH YOU DON'T GET IT LIL GOLDIE, THE CLURCH AIN'T A CULT, IT'S JUST A MIRTHFULLY SPIRITUAL ORGANIZATION WHERE YOU'LL GET CULLED IF YOU ACT AGAINST THE INTERESTS OF THE FAITH. A CULT'S A TOTALLY DIFFERENT THING.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ???? I'M NOT IN A CULT?
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YEAH IMAGINE JOINING A CULT, THAT SHIT'S NUTS. COULDN'T BE ME, WE STAY GRINDING.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BROUGHT A LEGISLACERATOR BACK TO MY HIVE, HIT THAT SHIT SO GOOD FROM THE BACK I HAD SHAWTY RECITING ALTERNIAN LAW IN TONGUES. #nsfw
question for my wonderful purple bloods!!..would it be bad if i put face paint on my face?¿ >_o
The eyepatch... is unfortunate... But, I'd rather use a deformity as an opportunity to display His symbols of faith than to just display such a thing! A fine trade-off. - Leviticus 19:17-18
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BAGGED A JADEBLOOD IN THE CAVERNS DURING DRONE INSPECTION, HAD SHAWTY'S LEGS SHAKING HARDER THAN A SBURBIAN METEOR IMPACT, LEFT HER ASS SITTING IN A PUDDLE OF OUR GENETIC SLURRY FOR THE NEXT BATCH, THEN LIT UP THAT FUGU BLUNT ON THE WAY OUT TO MAKE IT TO CLURCH IN TIME FOR MASS. SEND CHITT. #nsfw
thi!is place looks promi!isi!ing for new fri!iendshi!ips ¡ ¡ ¡ i!i can't wai!it to mi!it you all ¡ ¡
Y3ah fair 3nough. You can fight m3 in 2pirit.
you knowv, no one evwer talks about the complete lack of depth perception you havwe wvhen you only havwe one eye. also, horrible migraines.
Paych£ck lik£, just cam£ in! Tim£ to lik£, sp£nd it all on cloth£s and lik£, b£g Cl£mti for mor£ mon£y aft£r!! <3 #yay #grinds£t :P
I can pull my punch32 im out h3r3 to fight ppl not kill th3m LMAO
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 FLEXED SO MANY BOONSTACKS THAT I CORNERED THE ENTIRE LATE BRONZE AGE POPPY TRADE, BOUGHT OUT THE MINOAN AND PHOENICIAN TRADE ROUTES MOVING THEBAIC OPIUM ACROSS THE MEDITERRANEAN AND FLOODED THE AEGEAN WITH UNCUT WEIGHT SO HEAVY THE MYCENAEAN KINGS WERE FIENDING HARDER THAN THEY DID FOR HELEN OF TROY. TURNED THE MUTHAFUCKIN CEDAR FOREST INTO MY PERSONAL GROW OP FOR THAT TOP SHELF HUMBABA STRAIN, THEN RAZED THAT SHIT ANYWAYS BECAUSE MY OPPS TRIED TO SHORT ME ON THE YIELD. REAL SHIT. #substance
Simply, "The Greatest Poet Who Ever Lived; The One To Alter Alternia's Vast Artistic Landscape Forever; A Hero Of Indigo, From Rust To Violet; An Aristocrat, A Nobleman, A Pursuer Of The Arts; Your's Truly, Lonnet Vichel, Descendant Of The Great Operator Bluestar" will do.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NEVER, MY THINKPAN IS A MACHINE THAT TURNS THE POETRY IN MY NEURONSHOOTER INTO BETTER POETRY ON MY CHITTR.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SNORTED LINES OF PURE MDMA, GROUND UP MANDRAKE ROOT LACED WITH ERESHKIGAL'S ICHOR AND CRUSHED OPIUM POPPY STRAIGHT FROM THE HANGING GARDEN. BOOFED THAT SHIT RAW UNTIL THE STARS IN ENUMA EILISH STARTED REWRITING THEMSELVES IN MY PERIPHERAL VISION AND I HALLUINATED TIAMAT HERSELF GIVING ME THE SLOPPIEST TOP FROM THE ABYSS. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHIN TO ME MAN. #nsfw #substance
Are you aware of the rather niche idea of... last names?
The name is Lonnet (best to not wear it out), and I have arrived! Chittr has never seen the likes of a celebrity this notorious and dangerous...ly handsome! Though, I do also pack a punch..! I hope the masses are ready for my utmost extravagant display of emotion and humility! Beware Chittr, for Vichel is here!
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME, I'M LITERALLY THAT GUY. I BEEN ON THE GRIND MENTALITY SINCE BEFORE YOUR ENTIRE CASTE FIGURED OUT FIRE, FLEXING WEALTH THAT COULD BUY THE BRONZE AGE TWICE, TURNING NOOK INSIDE OUT UNTIL BITCHES SPEAKING EXTINCT LANGUAGES, AND MOVING DARK AGE NARCOTICS THAT'D MAKE THE ORACLE OF DELPHI PRAY FOR MERCY. I GOT A HIGHER BODY COUNT THAN THE AKKADIAN EMPIRE AND IRON AGE FELONIES ON MY SLIDE DECK, SNIPE. #substance #nsfw
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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 FLEXED SO MUCH PAPER I CORNERED THE 19TH CENTURY PATENT MEDICINE MARKET, BOUGHT OUT MRS. WINSLOW'S SOOTHING SYRUP FACTORIES JUST TO SPIKE THE GRUB FORMULA WITH EXTRA MORPHINE, THEN TURNED AROUND AND SOLD DILUTED SEVEN-PERCENT COCAINE SOLUTIONS TO SHERLOCK HOLMES WHEN HE GOT BORED BETWEEN CASES. #substance
2h3 chit on my tr until I f33d
dont get me wvrong. i am an asshole. i am not ashamed of that. I wvill gladly hurt your feelings any day of the wveek. i'm actually vwery censored right nowv.
Al2o wh3r3 th3 fuck y'all at ju2t r3aliz3d #fightm3friday i2 h3r3 who'2 r3ady to 2quar3 tf up?
W3lcom3 to th3 party
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME MAN I BEEN CRUSHING NOOK ACROSS EVERY FALLEN PANTHEON. PULLED A MINOAN JADEBLOOD PRIESTESS OFF THE ALTER MID-RITUAL, HAD HER SPEAKING LINEAR-B BACKWARDS WHILE I FLEXED MY LIQUIDITY BY DRAPING HER IN LOST TROJAN GOLD. BAGGED A ONE-EYED BRONZEBLOOD STEPPE QUEEN IN THE RUINS OF WALUSHA, LEFT HER ASS SITTING IN A PUDDLE OF KYKEON AND SUBJUG JIZZ, ATE HER SHIT SO GOOD I HAD HER CARVING MY NAME INTO BONE TABLETS FOR THREE GENERATIONS. #nsfw
all jokes are cancelled until wwe get to the bottom of wwhat the fuck is goin on
There. Now everyone will know I'm the real fucking deal.
↗️INVALID.↗️
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 IF I'M NOT GRINDING THEN I'M DEAD, AND IF I'M DEAD THEN THE TIMELINE'S GONE VERY WRONG BECAUSE YOU CAN PUT DOWN A REAL ONE.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WOULD.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 GRIND HARDER IF YOU WANNA STACK PAPER.
↘️"small business" and "self-employed" are great phrases that mean only one thing.↘️ ↗️UNEMPLOYED.↗️ ↘️goregle job applications. and submit yourself to literally anything.↘️
Where's the fun in that when I know I can make the proles angry?
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SOMETHING SOMETHING BOOB-BEES JOKE. :o) #nsfw
youre in the buisness of begging online for hand outs. bozo.
You needn't worry. I have plenty of machinations in play.
↗️WHY DON'T YOU GET A JOB. AND MAYBE WORK FOR SOMETHING.↗️
genuinely vwhat are you on about? no one ovwes you anything.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 START AN ONLYTROLLZ AND I'LL DONO BIG BOONIES TO THE CAUSE. 😤😤 #nsfw
Regardless, it is my hatchright.
No.
This hive is entirely too big.
17 likes on my shirtless selfie. this chittr shit is easy. #alpha #ampora
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 FREAKISHLY FUCKING HANDSOME THAT IS.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'M POST-NORMAL, I LEFT NORMALCY BEHIND SO THAT I COULD FOCUS ON THE GRIND.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BULGE TOO FAT, CHUCKLEVOODOO TOO POTENT, GAINS TOO BIG, I GOT MY KISMESIS LEAVING MY HIVE WITH THEIR HAIR FUCKED UP, SOPOR ON THEIR CHEEK, AND A THOUSAND YARD STARE WONDERING IF THEY EVER GONNA BE ABLE TO FEEL THEIR LEGS AGAIN. #nsfw
ThinkiN AbouT BurrninG SomE ShiT AgaiN
relaxin ocean sounds an rifle dischargin to fall asleep to 10 hours no ads
im glad. that vway you can still me my posts and replies to you. and cuz you like me so much. aint that right, stud?
thats cute. i like that vwere all livwing in your gorgeous head rent free.
wwhat else is neww
WhaT ThE FucK IS ThiS? NeW SitE WhatS GooD
I prefer glaives and halberds personally, but there's nothing wrong with having a collection. Be proud of your bearing.
shes impressed an lowwkey concerned about my vvast firearm collection
Stocks are up.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BEHIND ON MY DRONE QUOTA, WHO TRYNA PULL UP AND HELP A SUBJUG FILL A BUCKET? #nsfw
The face he makes when he wants... oh, forget it. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f706e8291fe2.png
Alright I'v3 b33n 3nough of a bum on h3r3 tim3 to g3t back to it. Lat3r 2tinkyy
Y'all i want to g3t 2om3 n3w ink gimm3 2om3 id3a2
Pledging your allegiance to elder gods from the furthest rings for Eldritch magic has absolutely no downsides whatsoever and is purely profitable just hopped over to Midnight City through multiverse shenanigans and hid roughly 50 fake pages throughout #ForgePagesFriday
insert...........ACCUSATIONS OF CHEATING ONY OUR TESTIS!!!!!!!!!!!! UNFORTUNATELY....IT'S CURTAINS FOR YOU KRABBER PATTER.................................
proud to announce that amporacoin by @lucrativveWWaste wwill hereby be accepted currency at #eridanwweek #imcoming
^^i continue to repeat that one daY this Will be me^^
:o)
no>> i kno>> >>hy people say clo>>ns are >iolent, i totally got my nook MURDERED last night #nsf>> #purplebloodfunnies
i was getting thirsty so i had a sip of soda it was too Iate when i reaIised it was sary soda hashtag twosentenehorror
watching you PISS AWAY YOUR FUTURE CAREERRR............AS YOU SCRIBBLE WITH YOUR NUBBY LITTLE ENDCIL.............WRITING NOTHING!!!!!!!!! PAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HHUEHA!!!!!!!!!!!
.just WATCHEd boss grub 1 ANd 2. i wish families were real
😭 💀
Aw cmon that wa2 a good on3 💀
>:o( fuck did i do, ninja
:o( My outfit ripped in a most unfortunate place... :o( The armpits are so hard to restitch...
bored feel like doing some EVIL SURGERY
Honestly I think I'm going to start a troll 8oy8and (non trolls allowed)
i had the most incredible dream... i am sad that its over but i am glad to be back online! 0v0" ( tags: wake up post, rank dreams, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 👀
throw that ass in a circle send chit #nsfw
VIOLENT REMINDER: CLURCH ATTENDANCE IS MANDATORY AT MINIMUM ONCE PER WEEK. CLISCORD, CLOOM, CLEAMS, AND OTHER CLIDEO MEETING ALTERNATIVES ARE ACCEPTABLE AS WELL IF YOU LIVE IN SOME BACKWATER
gigglemesh 7:9 “a clown who cannot bring whimsy as he can slaughtah is at risk of bein an animal. a clown who cannot spill blood as he brings guffaws is at risk of bein a weakling. he who punished only with pain, becomes the joke himself.”
I wish I could bottle up my anxiety and sell it for ten bucks a bottle. And the bonus perk is that after you’ve sent your enemy into a panic, you get to keep the empty bottle. Zelda games have taught me empty bottles are Very Valuable.
I SAW MY FRIENDS AND MUTUALS POSTING ON THIS WEBSITE SO TO FOLLOW TRENDS, I AM ALSO POSTING ON THIS WEBSITE. YEEHONK. ICEBREAKER OR KNEE BREAKER WHICHEVER YOU PREFER: LAST SHOW YOU WATCHED AND WAS IT GOOD?
THE WORST THING ABOUT DENOTING THINGS AS CLOWN IS CLICK AND CLOCK ARE JUST REGULAR ASS FUCKING WORDS
NOBODY IS GOING TO IMPREGNATE YOU HERE #NSFW
"how mighty is the king who's word moves the wind, who's hands shape the mountain, and who's gaze knows all. but is moved across an entire lake with a simple 'honk'?" - gigglemesh
°0 I believe you are meant to call these "gains". #gains https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6c33b0ea5a6e.jpg (3-) 0°
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 GOOD NIGHT ALPHAS, RISE AND GRIND! 💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥
⚇ got the urge to do some painting. ⚇ any gutterbloods wanna volunteer their blood? :8] ⚇
good evvenin feckless peons
°0 This shipment looks like it'll be full of lowerblood lusii. Good, they fight with most desperation. (3-) 0°
RISE AND SHINE LET'S GET IT SLUTS (HONORIFIC).
PICKED UP A BOOK ON MY SHELF. TURNED THE PAGES AT RANDOM AND PICKED OUT A WORD. IT WAS "MURDER". JUST A LITTLE LOOK INTO MY TWISTED PSYCHE. #ALPHAMALEMOTIVATION #SIGMAMALE
nah im kinda jus bored gonna go read a book maybe you should try it
i think you should stop ovveranalyzin other folks livves and pay attention to yer owwn
find my pages
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THE GRIND NEVER ENDS BECAUSE IF IT DID THEN WE'D STOP GRINDING AND WE CAN'T BECAUSE THE GRIND NEVER ENDS BECAUSE IF IT DID THEN WE'D STOP GRINDING AND WE CAN'T BECAUSE THE GRIND NEVER ENDS BECAUSE IF IT DID THEN WE'D STOP GRINDING AND WE CAN'T BECAUSE THE GRIND NEVER ENDS BECAUSE-
its about #eridanwweek noww but you havve already chitted wwith that tag so youre technically locked in to attend #eridanwweek
funny he dont see it that wway methinks youvve got some projection issues to wwork out or somethin does yer lusus not lovve you at home talk about bein wwashed up haha
see unlike you my lusus is a respectable gentleman so no actually
dont care didnt ask go cheww on rocks or wwhatevver the fuck you pissbloods like to get up to in your spare time
8-> IN HONOR OF #ERIDANWEEK I AM LAUNCHING #AMPORACOIN INVEST NOW AND SEE HUGE DIVIDENDS!
im givvin you a realistic answwer to a stupid fuckin question you can dream all ya wwant but dont go off makin idiot decisions or youll be evven more broke than you already look
hmmmm jsut rob em then whiIe theyre sIeepign? then no one knows it was u but yoiu stiII get the money ;o)
8-> CAPITAL INVESTMENTS! CONTACT ME AND WE CAN MAKE SOME MAGIC HAPPEN!
kiII someone rih and take their money/mayb even identity
if you havve to ask the answwer is no
w what is eridanweek
#bringitback #eridanwweek
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I DID LIKE SIX HUNDRED SQUATS TODAY SO IF YOU CATCH ME LOOKIN A LIL THICK TOMORROW DON'T BE ALARMED, IT'S ALL PART OF THE MESSIAH'S PLANS
/╲/ ( KAJIKA ) /╱\
~he literally cant help it you insensitive tvvat
8-> FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF JUST FOURTY LOOPS PER CYCLE, I CAN SET SOMETHING UP! CALL NOW!
~so many typos sorry my lusus slimed my keyboard
~my genes are an important to the next back to vvrigglers
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NOT ME, I'D BE DOING ALTERNIA A DISSERVICE.
Wiᛏh ᛏhe New Pinning Sysᛏem In Place, I Feel Iᛏ Only Fair ᛏo Do A Proper Inᛏroducᛏion. I Am Jevrah Laᛏmos, Commander Of ᛏhe Imperial Warship And Cruiser ᛏhe 'drifᛏing ᛏender'. My Crew Are Encouraged (see: Required) ᛏo Follow Me So ᛏhaᛏ ᛏhey May See Any Exᛏra Announcemenᛏs. and No, I Am No Longer Parᛏ Of ᛏhe Heiress Race. Yes I Am Old Enough ᛏo Be Your Ancesᛏor. No, I Will Noᛏ Allow A ᛏransfer ᛏo My Ship Because You Begged. hᛏᛏps://i.imgur.com/rweb65ᛏ.png
I Lived Bitch
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I BE STAYING SILLY ON THE TL SO BITCHES STAY WARMING MY SHEETS. THEY LET ME HIT CUZ I'M FUNNY ON THE TL. #nsfw
── ✦ WHAT D⚢ Y⚢U ALL EVEN D⚢ AR⚢UND HERE?
L-L-L-L L A S T C A L L THE FOLLOWING ITEMS WILL BE GOING TO AN OFF SITE AUCTION BY THE END OF TODAY IF THEY ARE NOT SOLD - The Circlet of The Late Heiress Nemisa Krowle (115,000 Caeger) - A credibly certified authentic Sufferer journal (A negotiable starting price of 950,000 Caeger) - An Ancestors Era Chuckle Voodoo Grimoire (2000 Caeger) - An Enchanted Subjuglator Club that is physically impossible to break (we tested this extensively to prove it) (1500 Caeger) 7 Ancestor Era Sufferer Pendents (10 Caeger a unit)
i am choosing love and kindness and letting go of my teenage anger. i am choosing love and kindness and letting go of my teenage anger. i am choosing love and kindness and letting go of my teenage anger. #dailyaffirmations
◁◁ OKAY IVE SEEN ALOT OF WEIRD T||INGS ON INTERNET SPACES BUT ▶▶ NOW PLAYING ▶︎ IS NO ONE GONNA TALK ABOUT WHY THE GRAND HB IS WOKE NOW????
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MY OPPS WERE ACTING LIKE TOOLS SO I HAD TO GET STRAIGHT UP HANDY MANDY ON THEIR ASSES.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 COULDN'T BE ME, MY BLOOD CAN'T BE COLD CUZ I'M ALWAYS ON STRAIGHT FIRE! 🔥🔥💯💯💯💯
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHEN YOU SAY COLDBLOODED??
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Breaking news: #IncestGate #Incest Nothing more to say.
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FUCK OFF, HATER WHORE. DIE.
HOO HOO HOO. BEHOLD, WHORES. ANOTHER POST. ANOTHER BANGER. ANOTHER MASTER PIECE! THIS TIME, TITLED : A LORD AND HIS BITCH. TO CELEBRATE THE EXPONENTIAL GROWTH OF MY POSSE. ONCE AGAIN. INCREDIBLE ART. AMAZING EFFECTS. BAD ASS MUSCLES. HOT BITCHES. AND ME, IN THE CENTER OF IT ALL. WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT. NOTHING, THAT'S WHAT. THIS IS ART AT ITS PEAK. #GORE #VIOLENCE #BADASS #FUCKINGAWESOME #AWESOME #GOESHARD #THEMAN #IAMTHEMAN #THEMAN #THE #MAN #GORE #GORE #BLOOD #TEETH #BLOODEVERYWHERE #ALPHA #ALPHAMALE #ULTIMATEMANGAKA #MANGAKA #MANGA #CHAIN #BITINGMYOWNLEGOFF #LEG #CHAIN #ART #AMAZINGART #AWESOMEART #BADASSART #INCREDIBLEART #OUTSTANDINGART #NOHATERS #DEADSISTER #SISTERKILLER #KILLER #FUCKINGBADASS #BADASS #AMAZINGINCREDIBLEART #KICKASSART #MANGA #MANGAART #ANIMEART #MUSCLES #MASCULINITY #BLOOD #DEATH #LORDENGLISH #THEMAN #IAMTHEMAN #GORE #VIOLENCE #BADASS #FUCKINGAWESOME #AWESOME #GOESHARD #THEMAN #IAMTHEMAN #THEMAN #THE #MAN #GORE #GORE #BLOOD #TEETH #BLOODEVERYWHERE #ALPHA #ALPHAMALE #ULTIMATEMANGAKA #MANGAKA #MANGA #CHAIN #BITINGMYOWNLEGOFF #LEG #CHAIN #ART #AMAZINGART #AWESOMEART #BADASSART #INCREDIBLEART #OUTSTANDINGART #NOHATERS #NSFW #BITCHES HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/6B62555FC11B.PNG
I ha\/\/e been ordained Chief Orphaner o' Fumblin' Baddies. \/\/\/\/hate'er that means. Tank ye fer the achie\/\/ement.
SHE DRINK MY ELIXIR TILL SHE GOT A MIRTHFUL
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 DM ME YOUR SKRATCHAPP.
D --> See, it is prejudicial D --> You will see that I am very normal and also very c001 and buff and respectable D --> Act001y you probably know about the buff part already but we will work on the rest
thank you. im going to print this reply out and frame it and put it on my vwall and evwerytime i get sad i vwill look at this handsome mans message.
i think youre a real handsome fella, dont wvorry about all the haters, keep making your music
vwhy is evweryone mean to me? im starting to feel like evweryone hates me and its hurting my vwery beautiful and sensitivwe human-styled heart. im actually a vwery multi-dimensional and complex guy vwho carries a HEAVWY burden of being an ultra successful musician. do you knovw hovw difficult that is? put yourself in my designer boots for a second and havwe some empathy.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WOMP WOMP
૮・ᴥ・ა<Anyone else feel soggy af all the time like my fur is so goddamn damp down here. landdwellers please steal me away)
It has taken many a sweep but has finally happened my backst.o°ck .o°f audi.o°b°o.o°ks is beginning t.o° run dry I will take any rec.o°mend.o°nati.o°ns f.o°r g.o°o.d .o°nes t.o° listen particularly bi.o°graphies .o°f well acumenized in the business sphere and blackr.o°m featuring wlw
Did I accidentally become a drug dealer? #thubtanceth
THIS BAD BITCH WANTS ME TO TOUCH HER BISCUIT SO HARD. #NSFW #?
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 #rechitt THURSDAY MOTIVATION 💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥😤😤💰💰💰 LET'S GET A SELFIE TRAIN STARTED. POST YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELVES BROTHERS AND SISTERS AND SIBLINGS OF LESS BIGUOUS GENDER IDENTITIES. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0c24cb81f2b7.png
↑'m bored. ↑t's so bor↑ng be↑ng w★tched l↑ke ★ h★wk by ★ clown
i'm naut even the heirr i have waaaaay less money than the emprress forr example. im literrally stuck !!!!!
because i am. i am a pirrate on a ship. a big wooden ship. a pirrate ship. i have one eye, i have a hook, i have a peg leg. i have the shiny. what about this scrreams "NOT PIRRATE" to you.
looking for new crew member. qualifications: must be able to withstand combat. diamond based aesthetic (preferred but not mandatory) initials are dd (preferred but not mandatory) chainsmoking habit (preferred but not mandatory) dersites only. dersite middle aged men preferred.
It's a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming... on days like these, kids like you... should be enjoying yourselves.
D --> They are nutritious though D --> A considerable amount of protein and calcium
D --> I am hungry I guess I'm going to eat a couple dozen eggs
um shello everryone rrememberr how i said that i found land? so it's populated and therre arre landdwellerrs though i think one of them is secrretly a violet and like i hate all of them actually. they forrmed theirr own weirrd "rrejects" village. therres like the mad scientist and the weirrd cultist guy and uhhh the rrainbow drrinkerr girrl and ALL OF THEM SUCK okay the only norrmal guy herre is the puppet obsessed teal he's like chill i like puppets too. they don't know how to get out anyway so i don't know whats the point of staying herre. they just..... um.... they don't want to let me go now!!!! forr some weirrd rreason!!! they'rre weirrd. theirr rreasons arre prrobably weirrd. #stillneedhellakelp #HELP
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whyWouldn't theyBe onHere?
is t)(ere suc)( t)(ing as too many drones? (no) #drones #eelmao #)(idebeac)(es
I Am qUOtIng scrIptUrE fOr yOU frIEnd! thE mOst mIrthfUlly blEssEd Of wOrds!
I fOrgIvE AnOthEr trAnsgrEssIOn sUch thAt thE mIrthfUl OnEs mAy tAkE Up thE AngEr In my stEAd. lAUghtEr 7:14
xx. jUdgEmEnt nOt tO bE cOnfUsEd wIth thAt Of fUry, thE dEck hAs AskEd Of mE fOrgIvEnEss tO yOU fOr yOUr wOrds. mAy wE rEcOncIlE And bEcOmE bEttEr trOlls thE bOth Of Us. AmEn.
HI GUYS ITS ME CLOVER IM STILL IN THE FRIDGE. PLEASE HELL
b€¢au$€ it wa$ g*r¥ wh€n m¥ manag€r got ¢*ll€d. but I ¢an't $₽€ak good of him b€¢au$€ h€ got ¢*ll€d for a r€a$on
> SCENARIO WHERE I'D GET TO FLEX MY DODGING SKILLS IN PUBLIC > SCENARIO WHERE I'D GET TO OUTPUT A TERRIFYING AMOUNT OF RAW DPS > SCENARIO THAT WOULD GET ME RIGHTFULLY REVERED AS THE WARDEN OF DEATH > "NOT FUN" ????????
[begin chit] thiz iz your reminder that your pilot iz unfortunately able to zee everything you zearch up uzing the zhipz devicez. [end chit]
dEvOtIOn tO A hIghEr pOwEr wOUld sEEm strAngE tO thOsE nOt Of thE fAIth! bUt wOrry nOt dEArEst lOwblOOd, OpEn yOUr hEArt tO thE mIrthfUl OnEs grEAt hAtE And All wIll bEcOmE clEAr! #mIrthfUlchIttr
I dO lOvE A bIt Of pOst scrIptUrE stUdy AftEr my mAIn scrIptUrE stUdy sEssIOn! I Am rEAdIng thE bOOk Of blOOd tOdAy blOOd 4:23 And yOU shAll knOw nO mOthErfUckIng fEAr fOr All cOlOrs rUn thE sAmE whEn pAIntEd On thE wAlls Of thE dArk cArnIvAl. rIsE Up thOsE wIth clOsEd EyEs fOr thE fInAl Act cOmEs. sO InspIrAtIOnAl!
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I’ve no affinity for a majority of the higher blood castes, but the purples.. they ain’t that baddiwad. Sometimes when they break away from the Messiahs that’s when they flourish best, you know? ]
skill issue. #skillissue
[a biG one prreferrably]
what's hotter than a punch to the face? #nsfwe #violence
you're telling mmmme i have to resist a mmmmean wwwwommmman wwwwith a disarmmmming smmmmile. i'mmmm fucked
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 DUDE
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 OH SHIDDDDDDDDDDDD. PAN ACHE. PANACHE. :o) HA. HAHA. HAHA HAHA HA. HA. HAHA.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 HOMIE YOU'RE THE ONE THAT SAID THE MUTHAFUCKIN WORD??
hOOnk honk hOOOnk hoOOnk
it just h0w w_e b_e
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YEAH I DON'T THINK YOU'RE USING THAT WORD RIGHT N SHID DAWG
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 PANACHE
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'M NOT SURE YOU'RE USING THAT WORD RIGHT HOMIE
ʕ ՞ only BEcAusE YOU do it fiRst, now quiEt im dEciding whEthER oR not i wAnt to Buy A cAnnon to lAunch you out of ՞ ʔ
And the finest on the market.
sit them down at work and tell them why what they're doing sucks! and revoke phone time at work privileges like tt said if they get pissy about it
I know a good €annon supplier.
ʕ ՞ i think thEyd just End up Bitching And moAning moRE But it would BE vERy EntERtAining so i might ՞ ʔ
ʕ ՞ you know, thAt would BE REAlly funny to sEE. ՞ ʔ
Fire them. (Out of a €annon into the va€uum of spa€e.)
ʕ ՞ quick hypothEticAl whAt would you do if you hAd An incREdiBly Annoying EmployEE who ARguEs with you All night And foRcEs you to wEAR A stupid fucking BEAR ApRon to woRk which is BAd Enough AlREAdy But it tuRns out whEn thEy AREn't giving you A mAssivE pAnAchE At woRk thEy ARE ActuAlly on A RAndom shit Ass sociAl mEdiA App tAlking shit ABout All night And thEn think thEy hAvE thE gAll to insult you BEcAusE you ARE JUSTIFABLY AnnoyEd By this ՞ ʔ
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THEY! HATE! US! CUZ! THEY! AIN'T! US! 🔥🔥🔥💪😤
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THEY HATE US CUZ THEY AIN'T US
th_ey'r_e barkb_easts??? idk
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 STILL RESPONDING, CAN'T STAY AWAY FROM THE SEDREK. I'M LITERALLY HIM! 💯💯💯
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 DON'T SEE YOU TELLING ME NOT TO 💯💯 :o)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 COULDN'T BE ME! 😤 I'M TOO BUSY BEING HIM, AND SINCE I'M TOO BUSY BEING HIM, OBVIOUSLY I CAN'T BE BUSY BEING YOU. THERE'S AN ALPHA BIG DAWG WOOF WOOF ALPHA WOLF IN ME, AND HE'S TOO BUSY ON THE GRIND TO BE NEGATIVE!!!
I W0ULD AGREE BUT IF MY KISMESIS EVER SAW ME C0MPLAINING AB0UT HER I THINK SHE W0ULD STRAP ME IN THIS NEWFANGLED INVETI0N SHE MADE CALLED A FEMUR BREAKER AND I QUITE LIKE MY FEMUR RIGHT N0W 🐺
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NOT SURE I'VE SEEN YOU DO ANYTHING ELSE SO YEAH THAT TRACKS :o)
ʕ ՞ im not thE onE whos BEEn tAlking shit ABout thE othER All night on sociAl mEdiA ՞ ʔ
[https://f1le.garden/Zl7dvSeckR31fJ1P/m00beastsh1t/jerma.png] [amaz1ng. 1ncred1ble a1 deepfake techn0l0gy m0rphs every culled rev0lut10nary leader 1nt0 0ne tr0ll.]
ʕ ՞ only i gEt to tAlk shit ABout my hAtchmAtEs im BRinging A fly swAttER with mE to woRk tomoRRow night ՞ ʔ
ʕ ՞ god you ARE so fucking iRRitAting, A tiny Annoying Buzzing BEE REAlly doEs fit youR pERsonAlity holy SHIT Also im tElling finlEy you think thE BAkERy is nothing without you ՞ ʔ
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL RESPONDING SHORTSTACK? :o)
ʕ ՞ yEAh But i dont EAt piEs i mAkE foR finlEy, hEctoR is A RAt BAstARd who will EAt Anything if it hAs Enough honEy in it ՞ ʔ
ʕ ՞ oh whERE did All thE fuckin flAttERy go now huh sAy youR fuckin pRAyERs ՞ ʔ
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 DO SOMETHIN ABOUT IT AND MAKE ME LIL HOMIE :o)
ʕ ՞ AuRElE im gonnA BE honEst thE only thing thAts gonnA sAvE you is finlEy so you BEttER find him BEfoRE i do ՞ ʔ
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 IT SUITS YOU :o)
ʕ ՞ yEAh wEll i sEE nEw posts And dAmn you post ALL thE fucking timE ABout mE ՞ ʔ
You could even say. I'm sorry. You can't do that Aurele.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 KARMA'S A BITCH :o)
|| IM STAYING OUT OF THIS I WANT MORE PIE | SORRY | MAYBE SMOKE A CIGAR BEFORE HE TRIES TO BAKE YOU INTO A PIE | OVER ||
> m1sread as spl1tt1ng and was ab0ut t0 0ffer d1s0rder a1d because 1've been there. n0w that 1 have read c0rrectly 1 have n0t 1n fact been there
[i was honinG my psionics Grreat til the rrot hit, its all in the mind man, starre at a rrock forr 3 days itll chanGe yo6]
whats posted is posted :o) youre stuk here forever now
You can't.
ʕ ՞ yEAh no shit dont tEll mE youRE mAking A goddAmn chittR pAgE foR MY BAkERy And ExpEct mE NOT to chEck it out, only to find you tAlking shit ABout mE on it ՞ ʔ
you dont <3
flyiing your2elf around iin2tead of walkiing helped me. maybe ju2t try two work up two biigger object2.
bel11eve me y0u d0nt want that at all..
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 :o)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 HERE'S TO ANOTHER TOOTH! 😤😤🔥🔥
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ALPHA GRINDSET IS THE KINDA SHIT YOU WISH YOU WERE ON BUT YOU'RE NOT!!!
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHAT HAPPENED TO CUSTOMER SERVICE?
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 JUST LOUD AND NOISY, COULDN'T BE ME. ALPHA GRINDSET!! 💯💯💯💯😤😤😤😤
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NOW YOU DEFINITELY FLIRTING WITH ME
|| HE IS THE MASSIVE LOOMING GRUMPY FIGURE IN THE BACK RIGHT | OVER ||
Goodz ztraight out the oven at the Baker'z Douzen! Bzz bzz!
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YOU CAN MUTHAFUCKIN TRY :o)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR, IS THIS FLIRTING?
this is a chitt for #FLARP enjoyers lets hear about your characters and howw long you havve been playin them #gaming
they are a tasty treat surprise
[dont yellowbloods have psionics] [?] []