lokhii laufey
@gloriousPurpose
Across the Marvel Multiverse, every Loki exists. This is the story of but one of them

n ppl dnt tjink aclohol fixes thngs lmao #substance
hmmm mayhaps... a drinkh is in ()rder #substances

I've come to ruin your morning.
tva cant get me here, i am bey()nd ðe can()n
((you know i made this account like heehee troll loki only to realise loki odinson AND thor odinson are proper human names and im... debating on changing it to just straight up be a Variant Loki instead of Variant Trollki
i am grut ðis and i am grut ðat what if I am grut?
y()u ever see þe m()vies ðey makhe ()f y()u and g() "ugh... wr()ng everyþing" likhe c()me ()n, my hair isnt t()tally straight! its g()t a little b()unce t() it, is any()ne n()t an abs()lute imbicile?
#m()()d https://y()utu.be/Y()axB2R8mAY?is=MPr-TsqxP1vV5khn()
in case any()ne has been cagey in my presence and i khn()w, i am quite ðe g()d t() beh()ld but i am aware ()f my s() called "variant" status n() need t() tipt()e ar()und ðe fact i may n()t be ðe prime iterati()n, but i am still a g()d n()neþeless
whatever happened previ()usly n() it didnt anyway, i wish i c()uld date myself þankh ðe g()ds (me) ðat i exist if ()nly ðere were m()re ()f me

Sometimes It's Literally Easier To Let Someone Think You're Vapid And Shallow And That You Cry Over Spilled Milk Than It Would Be To Get Them To Take You Seriously Over Your Actual Problems, So You Kind Of Just End Up Leaning Into That Anyway Lol
every wakhing minute i am reminded ðat i mean n()þing in ðe grand scheme ()f þe multiverse and ðat ()ðer iterati()ns ()f me are m()re real and imp()rtant ðan i can ever be maybe ðis m()rtal s()cial media was a bad idea, but i am always in need ()f attenti()n
[Sad moody lo-fi leaking out of the grand retirechamber. Lokhii is on the floor.] [Outside, thunder claps] [Lokhii loudly sobs, slamming his fists into the marble floor, kicking his feet like a larva throwing a tantrum]
[Face d()wn drunkh, surr()unded by empty b()ttles] ... i miss him s() much my b()nes hurt #substances
Love me cancerously~ Like a salt sore soaked in the sea! 'High-maintenance' means you're a gluttonous queen Narcissistic and mean! Kill me romantically! Fill my soul with vomit then ask me for a piece of gum. Bitter and dumb, you're my sugarplum! You're awful, I LOVE YOU! #lyricposting
((Should i stay green for the brand or should i switch to purple for clownery and mischief... ((But that would put indigo þorson below lokhii... ((The decisions...
((If anyone wants to add to the troll marvel, please do, i want to be dumb and silly on this ((I gotta catch up on Loki though, i know what happens but i gotta internalise the presentation
ðis is s() funny but als() s() sad every()ne p()int and laugh at þe fallen g()d! [L()khhii is ()n his 4þ b()ttle ()f beer as he says þis] https://i.imgur.c()m/mPkhXA7J.png #substances
is it drinkhing h()urs n() am i drinkhing heavily yes g()ds bless þat i am ad()pted and d() n()t have ðe same alc()h()l t()lerance ()f my khinsmen #substances



