lokhii laufey
@gloriousPurpose
Across the Marvel Multiverse, every Loki exists. This is the story of but one of them any pronouns
i just saw an edit ()f a variant ()f me and ðey s()meh()w made me/him l()()kh UNATTRACTIVE h()w d() y()u d() ðat? im me. im ÐAT g()d. literally pulling time int() my ()wn hands, and y()u makhe me/him l()()kh BAD? unbelievable, ðey sh()uld be ashamed
my gender is n() by ðe by gender is fakhe, i am eternal
what is wiþ all ðe petra parkher c()mics i kheep seeing what happened in þe recent spiderman m()vie did peter c()me ()ut ()r s()meþing??? if s(), c()ngrats t() petra i guess, l()ve ðe name
i have n()t been active much here when i actually get t() see what happens t() ()ne ()f my alternates in ðe d()()msday m()vie y()u will never hear ðe end ()f me i rewatched infinity war/endgame and just seeing an()ðer versi()n ()f myself dr()ve me t() drinkh heavily #substances
i was able t() rec()gnise a ph()t() ()f myself fr()m chin al()ne n() ()þer detail, n()t even my b()tt()m lip in my defense, it is a magnificent chin
n ppl dnt tjink aclohol fixes thngs lmao #substance
hmmm mayhaps... a drinkh is in ()rder #substances
I've come to ruin your morning.
i dont see whats so bad about this??? :P
You are so precious, Jade.
tva cant get me here, i am bey()nd ðe can()n
((you know i made this account like heehee troll loki only to realise loki odinson AND thor odinson are proper human names and im... debating on changing it to just straight up be a Variant Loki instead of Variant Trollki
i am grut ðis and i am grut ðat what if I am grut?
y()u ever see þe m()vies ðey makhe ()f y()u and g() "ugh... wr()ng everyþing" likhe c()me ()n, my hair isnt t()tally straight! its g()t a little b()unce t() it, is any()ne n()t an abs()lute imbicile?
:33 < i hope troll "the boulder" jonson purrlays me in my movie
:33 < cause it'd be furreakin hilarious :33 < s33ing a big buff bald guy actually like furrickin me?? :33 < i'd pay to go s33 that
:33 < that would be fantastic
#m()()d https://y()utu.be/Y()axB2R8mAY?is=MPr-TsqxP1vV5khn()
in case any()ne has been cagey in my presence and i khn()w, i am quite ðe g()d t() beh()ld but i am aware ()f my s() called "variant" status n() need t() tipt()e ar()und ðe fact i may n()t be ðe prime iterati()n, but i am still a g()d n()neþeless
whatever happened previ()usly n() it didnt anyway, i wish i c()uld date myself þankh ðe g()ds (me) ðat i exist if ()nly ðere were m()re ()f me
Sometimes It's Literally Easier To Let Someone Think You're Vapid And Shallow And That You Cry Over Spilled Milk Than It Would Be To Get Them To Take You Seriously Over Your Actual Problems, So You Kind Of Just End Up Leaning Into That Anyway Lol
every wakhing minute i am reminded ðat i mean n()þing in ðe grand scheme ()f þe multiverse and ðat ()ðer iterati()ns ()f me are m()re real and imp()rtant ðan i can ever be maybe ðis m()rtal s()cial media was a bad idea, but i am always in need ()f attenti()n
[Sad moody lo-fi leaking out of the grand retirechamber. Lokhii is on the floor.] [Outside, thunder claps] [Lokhii loudly sobs, slamming his fists into the marble floor, kicking his feet like a larva throwing a tantrum]
[Face d()wn drunkh, surr()unded by empty b()ttles] ... i miss him s() much my b()nes hurt #substances