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@gloriousPurpose

Across the Marvel Multiverse, every Loki exists. This is the story of but one of them any pronouns

Blood: LimeAge: Kult Score: 145Kull Score: 1146 followers2 following

i just saw an edit ()f a variant ()f me and ðey s()meh()w made me/him l()()kh UNATTRACTIVE h()w d() y()u d() ðat? im me. im ÐAT g()d. literally pulling time int() my ()wn hands, and y()u makhe me/him l()()kh BAD? unbelievable, ðey sh()uld be ashamed

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my gender is n() by ðe by gender is fakhe, i am eternal

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what is wiþ all ðe petra parkher c()mics i kheep seeing what happened in þe recent spiderman m()vie did peter c()me ()ut ()r s()meþing??? if s(), c()ngrats t() petra i guess, l()ve ðe name

i have n()t been active much here when i actually get t() see what happens t() ()ne ()f my alternates in ðe d()()msday m()vie y()u will never hear ðe end ()f me i rewatched infinity war/endgame and just seeing an()ðer versi()n ()f myself dr()ve me t() drinkh heavily #substances

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ill drink to that

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i was able t() rec()gnise a ph()t() ()f myself fr()m chin al()ne n() ()þer detail, n()t even my b()tt()m lip in my defense, it is a magnificent chin

did s()me()ne say g()d khing

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hmmm mayhaps... a drinkh is in ()rder #substances

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tva cant get me here, i am bey()nd ðe can()n

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((you know i made this account like heehee troll loki only to realise loki odinson AND thor odinson are proper human names and im... debating on changing it to just straight up be a Variant Loki instead of Variant Trollki

i am grut ðis and i am grut ðat what if I am grut?

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[He uses his magical abilities to turn into a big tree] [Mocking voice] i am grut i am grut i am grut

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y()u ever see þe m()vies ðey makhe ()f y()u and g() "ugh... wr()ng everyþing" likhe c()me ()n, my hair isnt t()tally straight! its g()t a little b()unce t() it, is any()ne n()t an abs()lute imbicile?

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:33 < i hope troll "the boulder" jonson purrlays me in my movie

y()u... dear y()u are a beautiful and l()vely tr()ll (and i am n()t just saying þat because i am partial t() ()lives and jades), why in þe name ()f ðe imperial fleets w()uld y()u want t() be played by a bald tr()ll likhe þat we all saw what ðe m()anah wig l()()khed likhe t()(), wigs are n()t made f()r him

:33 < cause it'd be furreakin hilarious :33 < s33ing a big buff bald guy actually like furrickin me?? :33 < i'd pay to go s33 that

in ðat case, i h()pe y()u get a wh()le francise fast and furri()us 29579 featuring ðe b()ulder as nepeta leij()n

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:33 < that would be fantastic

#m()()d https://y()utu.be/Y()axB2R8mAY?is=MPr-TsqxP1vV5khn()

in case any()ne has been cagey in my presence and i khn()w, i am quite ðe g()d t() beh()ld but i am aware ()f my s() called "variant" status n() need t() tipt()e ar()und ðe fact i may n()t be ðe prime iterati()n, but i am still a g()d n()neþeless

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whatever happened previ()usly n() it didnt anyway, i wish i c()uld date myself þankh ðe g()ds (me) ðat i exist if ()nly ðere were m()re ()f me

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every wakhing minute i am reminded ðat i mean n()þing in ðe grand scheme ()f þe multiverse and ðat ()ðer iterati()ns ()f me are m()re real and imp()rtant ðan i can ever be maybe ðis m()rtal s()cial media was a bad idea, but i am always in need ()f attenti()n

[Sad moody lo-fi leaking out of the grand retirechamber. Lokhii is on the floor.] [Outside, thunder claps] [Lokhii loudly sobs, slamming his fists into the marble floor, kicking his feet like a larva throwing a tantrum]

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[Face d()wn drunkh, surr()unded by empty b()ttles] ... i miss him s() much my b()nes hurt #substances

((Should i stay green for the brand or should i switch to purple for clownery and mischief... ((But that would put indigo þorson below lokhii... ((The decisions...

((If anyone wants to add to the troll marvel, please do, i want to be dumb and silly on this ((I gotta catch up on Loki though, i know what happens but i gotta internalise the presentation

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ðis is s() funny but als() s() sad every()ne p()int and laugh at þe fallen g()d! [L()khhii is ()n his 4þ b()ttle ()f beer as he says þis] https://i.imgur.c()m/mPkhXA7J.png #substances