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h1ghly rec0mmend ruzh1ng t0 the tr0ll er
(( I love how varied the fantrolls are here. I was low-key worried about doing Pascal in her pilot era and thank you everyone who's interacting with her bc I know it's like, a lot just thematically. I was considering resetting her profile to be before she was a pilot but I think we're too far in it now lol
4'4" reporting four duty.
I n33d a drink. And a smoke. #vagueposting
I am 5'2 which is actually really tall f0r a tr0ll #lie
Raises my hand in 4'9".
((This account will be largely #NSFW interrupted by shitposting, or maybe the other way around. Expect themes of mental fuckery, dubcon, caste dynamics, abuse, maybe some culty stuff? I'll try to tag things properly but please let me know if there's anything I should add to the list. May or may not update this post to add more info depending on my memory. Peiser Glarug is a cerulean shithead who's used to taking what he wants. He uses his powers for sheer love of the game and to support lazy hedonism. At base his powers are just being able to read and implant surface thoughts, with no guarantee the target actually believes the thoughts are their own, requiring time and patience to reshape someone's personality and memories. Depending on my partner's interests, this power level can be adjusted, though I'm not really interested in instant and total control. If you're looking for your character to be shown a bad time while being gaslit into thinking they asked for it, Peiser's your man.))
concept: your kismesis giving you a five minute head start through the woods before they start their hunt stumbling as fast as you can to find a place to hide, every sound around you making your blood pushing spike in pure unadulterated terror running you know youre not fast enough and it makes every step feel like a losing battle when youre finally caught, they mutter how disappointed they are a boot stomping your head into the ground to make sure there will be no fight left in you when they get started (tags: Reader/Kismesis, #rankworks, #nsfw, #nsfwe, prey/predator, primalplay, pitchslop, pitchfic, everyone is in the woods outside my hive right now, if something like this happens can you let me know, slendertroll, slenderman, archive rating: M)
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hehe, gosh! drives me insane having to try and find them.
hehe, i do need them but i'm glad they've got a few fans!
Oh yeah, at hive I am (omforrtable, but outsi/)e, brrrrrrrr, a girrls gotta keep swa/)/)le/) up!
https://64.media.tumblr.com/c33f03b32c8ebcf48c9e18ed52490727/62462b1e00b919ae-fe/s400x600/371f4aee3b18a6882e81296ef70dc6387c39d242.jpg
♯everything is so ♯inspiring ♯except for here. anywhere but ♯here
✩⋆｡𖦹°⭒˚｡⋆ y☀︎u ar୧ d୧s⊹in୧d f☀︎r su☾☾୧ss ⊹☀︎day⭑ sp୧☾ifi☾ally in ⊹h୧ fi୧ld ☀︎f pr୧⊹୧ndin𝜗 y☀︎u’r୧ n☀︎⊹ ⊹ir୧d⭑ ⋆｡°✩⋆｡𖦹°✩
D --> I think that anyone who has need of a bionic prosthetic should be legally obligated to ask me for one first so that I can be the one to make it for them
✿ 𖥧𖧧 seems 'unw𖥧se' w❦n𖧧 be an ap𖧧 en❦ugh w❦rd f❦r wha𖧧ever wen𖧧 d❦wn ❦n 𖧧h𖥧s n𖥧gh𖧧. 𖥧 d❦n𖧧 𖧧h𖥧nk 𖧧heyll be able 𖧧❦ dr𖥧nk 𖧧h𖥧s ❦ne away, maybe blun𖧧 𖧧rauma w𖥧ll d❦ ✿
|| ;) | OVER ||
|| WE’D END UP SWEATING IN THERE FOR A DIFFERENT REASON THOUGH | #SUGGESTIVE | OVER ||
|| I THINK I COULD MAKE SOME ROOM | OVER ||
dxoes yxour pxosturepxole ache frxom carrying all that egxo arxound? im cxoncerned fxor yxour health xoxo
/======================================\ || Who invited the circus? || || || || || || || || || \======================================/
꩜Listen to anyone on here talk for too long and it’ll be easy enough to drift ofF.꩜
✿ eat a big burga
|| STRESSED AFTER A LONG NIGHT OF WORK AND YOU JUST HOP INTO THE SAUNA AND SWEAT ALL YOUR PROBLEMS AWAY | EVEN BETTER JUST BRING IT TO THE FUCKING OFFICE | YEAH I’M GONNA BE BUYING ONE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE | OVER ||
|| JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT PORTABLE SAUNAS | HOLY SHIT MY LIFE IS ABOUT TO GET AN UPGRADE | OVER ||
((This is also apologies to everyone waiting for a reply from me work is killin me))
✿ h𖧧𖧧ps://cdn.𖥧mgches𖧧.c❦m/f𖥧les/7ef723750985.png ✿ ✿ a cull𖥧ngm❦𖧧h 𖧧he farmhand f❦und benea𖧧h 𖧧he raf𖧧ers (n❦𖧧 my fr❦nd), perhaps we shall h𖥧ve her acc❦rd𖥧ngly ✿
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Psst! EWE there! Yes! Yes, you! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I'd still love ya if ewe were a wigglepest...I'd find a nice 'n shaded lump 'o soil...pack it full 'o dirt 'n nutrients...'n see to it ya got plenty 'o enrichment, 'n lovely little diversions to wriggle 'bout 'n play with... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I'd visit every day I could...to read t'ya...t'bring ya snacks...t'check 'n make sure yain't dryin' up all sizzled-like on the hardtar...I'd miss ya a whole bunch... ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> But I care like water!!! 'n water...shifts t'the shape 'n form 'o the container that holds it...!!! And your shape, pal, 's a wrigglepest!!!
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₍^. .^₎⟆ ! say goss!p culture !s dead and we should br!ng !t back! L!ke yesss, tell about that gold that made your palmhusk gl!tch~
just saw a seafood restaurant called yolo 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
I've been brushing up on my internet lingo. I think all of you should "kys" it's a shame this isn't a more common sentiment. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
If You Aren't Baiting Your Kismesis Into Thinking They Could Blur Red, You Are Doing It Wrong.
:33< i looooooove pitch furlirting with peopurr :33< t33h33 what are mew gonna do about it huh? :33< cry huh? like a baby? :33< come into my hive and put meow in my purrlace huh? :33< so fun so fun so fun :33c :33< #nsfw ish
“you're still plastered on my walls and i just can't bring myself to cover you with the bands that i don't even like at all“ - troll naruto themed sexting by panucci’s flavordisc #lyrics #nsfw (the song name that’s it)
|| TRYING TO DECIDE WHATS BETTER THAN A CIGARETTE | IM THINKING ||| TWO CIGARETTES MAYBE | POSSIBLY EVEN THREE BUT THAT FEELS A LITTLE INDULGENT | OVER ||
⛧ I aam one inconvenience aawaay from becoming aan inconvenience. ⛧
✿ h𖧧𖧧ps://cdn.𖥧mgches𖧧.c❦m/f𖥧les/0b287fef4053.png ✿ ✿ las𖧧 #m❦ck𖥧mage f❦r #m❦ck𖥧ngseve / #apr𖥧lf❦❦ls. all ❦f 𖧧hem are 𖧧agged acc❦rd𖥧ngly, f❦r #nsfw ✿ ✿ y❦u kn❦w, 'n❦𖧧 safe f❦r w❦❦d'? hm hm hm ✿
ea7ing jalapen0 chips and h0nes7ly??? n07 as bad as i 7h0ugh7 7hey were g0nna be! migh7 be my new fav... cx
@ᛗurdererHønkhønk søøøø, yøu like ᛗy art that ᛗuch? :3c stalking døesn’t feel the saᛗe ønline like it døes in persøn #stalking #kindacreepy?? #artist𓅟
SAMUŖAI TIP #2!: A pȭȭŗly-ŗead Samuŗai is nȭ Samuŗai at all! Be suŗe tȭ keep yȭuŗ mind as sħaŗp as yȭuŗ blade/stuŗdy as yȭuŗ kanabō! A TAKAŖI SPECIAL SUPEŖ SECŖET TIP, I peŗsȭnally find manga and wŗiting-fȭcused websites tȭ be bȭuntiful sȭuŗces ȭf stȭŗies! Wħat else fȭŗ a Samuŗai tȭ ŗead but tħŗilling stȭŗies ȭf battles and ħȭnȭŗbȭund blȭȭd-bŗȭtħeŗs!
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I GOTTA GET MY MOIRAIL OUT OF THE HIVE MORE OFTEN.
https://cdn.iᛗgchest.cøᛗ/files/374c46af912a.jpeg løøk at ᛗy preciøus bøy live, laugh, løve crøbert (threat) #pets #cat #øc𓅟
thinking about him and going HEHE ew never doing that again siri send post
I LOVE VAGUEPOSTING AND PUBLICLY FLIRTING IN SEPERATED CHITTS. SEND CHITT.
ʕ ՞ not thE fuckin timE mAn, i think AuRElE is going to BEAt youR Ass BEfoRE i cAn ՞ ʔ
ʕ ՞ you cAn gEt plEnty of pAn ExERcisE in hElping AuRElE RUN OUR BAKERY!!!! ՞ ʔ
it really is, helps to kind of get out of your head a bit when just focusing on aim
might spend some time in the woods behind the graveyard i'm bored and want to throw my knives at something ugh
"WELCOME BACK MY LOYAL VOLLOWERS to another VRY GOOD VIDEO made by ME! I'v decided to PIVOT MY CONTENT ONCE AGAIN towards 'LET'S PLAYS'. I am at my VRY GOOD VRIEND'S HIV, ov whom has joined me in this VIDEO to create a sense ov COMPETITIVNESS amongst us and my VIEWERS. They'v provided with many VIGHTING GAME GRUBS to play with. LET'S BEGIN!!" @territorialTantalization #gore (? its like doubly victionalized bc its a video game and also i drew them silly but yk) https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/4694ev2c1ed.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/0a895e3v4de1.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/2550bd08655d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/2243c92d4b91.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/4208dv511v1.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/ad4d8ecc98b7.png
you sound like you need a triple lemon drizzle. support bakers douzen. :}
yeahYou gotTh's!
Oh yeah!! Their hive is in my c♥︎nservat♥︎ry (I think that’s what the humans call them). I basicalbee gave them free reign ♥︎f the place aside fr♥︎m the plants I have in there :I
Hey, d♥︎es any♥︎ne kn♥︎w why the buzzbeasts in my Beeh♥︎use Mainframe are beeing fussbee?? I’ve tried checked f♥︎r damaged wires, but they just get realbee agitated when I get t♥︎♥︎ cl♥︎se and I d♥︎n’t kn♥︎w what t♥︎ d♥︎!! >x< #sendhelp? #whyd♥︎mybuzzbeastshateme
tearing each other apart until we're an unrecognizable mess of gore with no telling who's who would our souls be intertwined for eternity? #nsfwe #gore
|| OH | UH | THANKS | YOUVE BEEN GREAT AS WELL | OVER ||
fuck yeah you go
fuckin t3ll '3m dud3
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < YOU GOT THIS, GAL!!!! DON'T SETTLE FOR LESS WHEN YOU MEAN SO MUCH MORE!!!!!!! GGGGGGGGRAUGH!!!!! I BELIEVE IN EWE!!! AND IF YOU DONE DON'T! BELIEVE IN THE ME THAT BELIEVES IN EWE!!!! WINDING BACK UP...RIGHT WHRE WE DONE STARTED!!!!!!!
SOUNDS GOOD, WISH YOU LUCK ON THAT.
|| HAPPENS TO THE BEST OF US | OVER ||
( Ꮚ⚀ロ⚀Ꮚ) < I beg yer pardon ma'am...but those are some low "WOW FACTORS"!!!! Ya deserve WAY better than some of that stuff...all of it really! Talent? Aspirations? Those come free with yer starting gear! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I dream of a world where everybody, from all walks 'o life, everywhere can get th'help 'n support they need t'be the best they can be...an ambitious and dangerous delve...into the dungeon of THE SELF!!!! WoOOO!!! PchOOEW PChOOEW! Thunder strikes... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Ain't take nobody special for somethin' like that! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I don't know about strong, but I've been known t'keel my lusus over my back 'n ferry 'im in one arm fer regular shearin'...and considerin' the static discharge, the sort that gets yer muscles all locked up, these fronds 'o mine are calloused harder than a leather tanned hide in the gloves of a Conquestbrood Ruffianihilator!!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Conversationalism just comes with bein' perky aboutcha, debate is just another fancy schmancy word for respectin' lettin' ya speak, yammer and be heard...and gruffness!!? Those are types! ( Ꮚ⚀ ̪ ⚀Ꮚ) < Ma'am, the only wow thing ya up'n gave me is wantin' someone who will cook fer ya...and when you put yer fronds up after a dozen dozen yeast products baked 'n battered with butter... ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); < Don'tcha deserve t'be catered to too?!?!? LITERALLY??? Demand more, lady!!!! You've earned it bein' that incredible!!!!
SOMETHIN LIKE A SELF REFLECTION OR WHATEVER?
MAYBE YOU NEED LIKE A QUIET PLACE TO THINK IT OVER OR WHATEVER.
“when death takes my hand i will hold you with the other and promise to find you in every lifetime” - troll rupi kaur
In my squeak era...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ #Cheese #Crackers
Why is everyone so horny...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ They're gonna chop your bulges off...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
✿ 𖥧f y❦u are g❦𖥧ng 𖧧❦ ge𖧧 l❦s𖧧 𖥧n 𖧧h𖥧s f❦res𖧧 w𖥧𖧧h❦u𖧧 my gu𖥧dance and per𖥧sh, d❦ me 𖧧he c❦ur𖧧esy ❦f hav𖥧ng a name 𖧧ag ❦f s❦me s❦r𖧧s ❦n y❦ur pers❦n. 𖧧hank y❦u ✿
heres some of nomells character inspiration, but i think most people already guessed half of it))) https://file.garden/Z-r7_3pThB1Egd1E/Screenshot%202026-03-31%20173123.png
@emotionalCorpse ▂▂⌇ ▂▂⌇ https://i.gyazo.com/e85fe3d4b50fbea3763dba229f75f95f.png
SIGHS. IF ONLY I HAD A BIG GUY TO CRUSH ME IN BED. #NSFW
The interns have proposed a new thing I can do with this account. Would people be interested in sharing things they have received in the mail and the joy it has given them? I would be posting these as #mailMoments from this account. Pictures would be encouraged.
exactly why it's the top of my needs impress me in incredibly difficult ways lmfao
Thank you miss! I think I'm the best enquiring carapacians writer tbh frfr
Braking news! @avidApiarist has reported "yeah John is like a total cuck" why she so mean? Why she so mean? Stay tuned brah
okay enough of poetic emotional longing, get a load of this guy am i right XD i'll switch to regularly scheduled sadomasochistic posting in a bit lmfao #nsfwe
_@¡^v^ II'm doiing ressearcch on human baked goodss and recciipess and theyy all sseem sso sso good!!! Mayybe II sshould tryy reccreatiing ssome of them?¡@_
my muse, how i need you near . . . to be inspired once more by your endless chaos, unpredictable and cackling over the way it strikes fear. that cackle is all i wish to hear.
texas roadhouse sweet tea wouldnt fix me per se but it would be delectably swagtastic right about now #yearning
THAT'S WHY CELEBRITIES SHOULD HAVE PRIVATE RELATIONSHIPS TBH
|| TO BE HONEST I HAD A BAD FEELING ABOUT A SEADWELLER HOSTING AN EVENT ON LAND | OVER ||
|| STARTING TO BE A BIT THANKFUL IM TOO BUSY TO ATTEND #ERIDANWEEK | SEEMS LIKE A SHITSHOW | OVER ||
"3R1D4N W33K" TH1S 4ND "3R1D4N W33K" TH4T. 1 WOULD SUGG3ST 4 "G3T B1TCH3S" W33K BUT MOST OF YOU WOULD B3 UN4BL3 TO P4RT1C1P4T3
this. would never happen. at #beetleweek. you. have been played. for. absolute fools.
▼yeah it's such bullshit▲ ▼super fucking lame▲
SEA OF ROACHES.
Can we just crash the entire blockchain.
if youre the kind of person who pisses on the toilet seat and doesnt wipe it when you reach the pearly gates they will skin and quarter you for your crimes
fullbody pendre ref <3 https://i.imgur.com/LOrUptt.png
#ERIDANWEEK #CATERING LOWKEY #$UCK$. EVERYTHING I$ $HAPED LIKE HI$ FACE? I EITHER GOTTA MAKE OUT WITH OR LOBOTOMI$E THE$E ERIDANNUT$ (ERIDAN DONUT$) DEPENDING ON WHICH $IDE I APPROACH FROM.
if my nails d0n7 clack 70ge7her wu7 even is 7he p0in7....
Oh my Gog!!! 1003 Kult score~! Glad i'm So like-- Loved~!
((whered this come fromm /gen
ⓘ refuse t໑ thⓘnk y໑u w໑uld use the w໑rd cⓘggy unless ⓘt was s໑me kⓘnd ໑f ragebaⓘt lⓘke h໑ly fuck y໑u cann໑t be serⓘ໑us lmfa໑
I'm never leaving my hive ever again.
:33 < BREAKING NEWS! According to my valuable sources, romantic date night spots rented by prominent crypto investors are being FORCED to shut down due to famous #eridanw33k $amporacoin absolutely PLUMMETING in value! This kitty doesnt run a finance article, but she IS interested in the overall reduction of cute date spots in the world! :( What do you think, readers? Are you sad your investements are going nowhere, or are you just sad that paledate you had planned at the Shiprock Tavern has to be changed? Leave your thoughts below!
:33 < We love mew too!
SorrY To ThosE DisappointeD In Me BuT I LiterallY OnlY HateD OnE PersoN AnD ThaT WaS My Ex
V^ My bl0rb0s. #mybl0rb0s. ^V
:33 < BREAKING!!! Famous bronze blooded song writer @writenRevolution has b33n s33n calling random unknown human @tiptoeTapper her MATESPRIT?! Update your shipping charts people, because it's absolutely, verified, TRUE! As s33n in this scr33nshot taken by yours mewly! If any of you unlucky singles out there were looking to get a piece of Roixmr to satisfy that flushed crush, i've certainly got bad news for mew! https://i.imgur.com/zt32Ayu.png
Of course it'd be her. This charade is exactly the kind offfeftgyerfbhierfjijklpl;ddddd
𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) watͻhing people flirting pitͻh on here is kind of funny ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹ 𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) I just watͻhed some brokie get fuͻking turned down by a fish that hasn't gone outside in who knows how long- it was so pathetiͻ ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹
to the psionics out there: what'S the biggest thing you can lift? mine is like 14 marbles but i can propel them at near LIGHT FUCKING SPEED!!!
do you guys think performative highbloods exist? just hanging out in lowblood neighbourhoods reading books like "i fell in love with another caste..." just hoping somebody bites or what? maybe drinking a low-cal grubshake extra whip from the discount coffee shop too.
canned cooffee sucks soo bad I need too get the rreal shit frroom my ex Kismesis again
i ♯cast ♯manualbreathing ♯btw
and all <o>f such d<o>ur c<o>untenance. #vaguep<o>sting
d/) p/)/)r highbl/)/)ds exist? like i never really th/)ught /)f it bef/)re but yk h/)w crazy it w/)uld be 4 highbl/)/)ds 2 be p/)/)r? h/)w d/) y/)u get a headstart and s/)meh/)w landed up at r/)ck b/)tt/)m???
Translating some of these quirks makes me feel like an archaeologist discovering a long-dead civilization and making sense of their chicken scratch.
/======================================\ || Lost another intern in the babel || || wing of the #Maze. || || || || What a waste of yarn. || || || || || \======================================/
https://file.garden/acHecwA0vHdP6DU4/Screenshot_20260330-205233.png @dstrider just told a suicidal reporter to kill himself. He did. Rip Johnathan news, fly high #serious #tw-suicide
⚘ don't th⚘nk ⚘ even need to say th⚘s but don't expect me at that #er⚘danweek th⚘ng or whatever. ⚘'m not a part⚘er and ⚘'m too busy as ⚘s, not to ment⚘on ⚘ l⚘terally do not care for th⚘s er⚘dan dude ⚘n the sl⚘ghtest
𝄞 i'm starting t♡ think u ppl are saying "g♡g" unir♡nically l♡l 𝆕 𝄞 it was kinda cute at first but n♡w every♡ne's d♡ing it.....where did that even c♡me fr♡m l♡l? 𝆕
|-[__]--- Must say, opening my clinic on the border a low-blooded and mid-blooded district intersection was probably my best idea.
record it for me ;(
just iinvented a new thiing called when you fliirt wiith someone and they gets all flustered and shyly cover theiir face and you pull theiir hands away and force them to look at you as theiir face turns red and they whiines and struggles to keep eye contact.
Within everry trroll's hand is grreatness; and no one but you can decide what makes you grreat,
iF FiShInG FoR CoMpLiMeNtS Is a cRiMe cAlL Me bIg tUnA.
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Disagree but then my lifestyle is n.o°t f.o°r all at least y.o°u.o° are seeming well
1f only 1 could have my own med1culler pract1ce. do you understand how many 1deas 1 have but cant 1mplement bc you have to be blue toned to be 1ndependent
hi / i love your / uh / um / videogame / yes / that's it
H.o°w is empl.o°yment g.o°ing I d.o° n.o°t have time t.o° be a gamer whilst always .o°n the grindingg
Gamer...
hello ma'am / hi
|| WOW | OVER ||
zzomeone very very very very very very very hot pozzted thizz and i want to do the zzame... what izz an ad? will it win me attention? httpzz://cdn.imgchezzt.com/filezz/4382f5ad1707.png
^^ You know when someone's so stupid it's funny but so stupid you don't want to be associated with them? ^^ ^^ That's the most tragic. ^^ #vagueposting
Chloractis pulcherrima b based budge https://i.pinimg.com/736x/20/37/3f/20373f5f772b9f18aba2d7fa4597a06a.jpg
Nonbinary yuri Y/N? Am I still in time vor the YURI SCUTTLEBUGGY? #yuri @territorialTantalization https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/vv70c77v0d4a.png
From what I've seen the humans really like "yuri" especially when he is ice skating. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
I see Yuri is trending. Finally something worth trending on here.
https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0358.jpeg
K!// your ne!ghbor.
♯wormless behavior from ♯some of you. absolute ♯lack of ♯dirt & ♯burrowing. do ♯better
|-[__]--- You know, contrary to popular opinion, I quite like apples. Hehe.
i hate beinG soMe sort of a work slave
i hate how little sleep i Get, i work all the tiMe, day and niGht it starts to take a toll on My Mental health you know?
Big fan of women, personally. I wonder if they'll release DLC.
...human music is pretty good. i heard a song ca𝓁𝓁ed 𝓁eah by seeing doub𝓁e and i quite 𝓁iked it.
we are here [42.527658" N, -75.407748" W] you will enjoy it.
CHITTR SHADY FACT #40 • “i think pitchbaiting is entertaining. i like to see other trolls get all riled up. it makes me laugh.”
|| I MEAN | YEAH IVE RODE A HOOFBEAST OR TWO | NOBLE STEEDS | NEVER RODE ONE INTO BATTLE THOUGH | OVER ||
. moirails are important and everyone needs one .. even the trolls who say they can 'handle themselves just fine' need one
hey man it'S me. the notification button. got one new notification for you here. JUST KIDDING!! stinky fucking idiot. NOBODY is liking your posts.
yes hello site moderator i have a feature request i would like to be able to follow/unfollow a post ive commented on to get notifications when anyone comments on it so that i dont lose the conversation if im not being directly replied to
You're going to have to be more specific. - MC Oleana
Hon i'm A full-Course meal For those Who can Handle me <3
CHITTR SHADY FACT #39 • “jane and eridan take turns wearing the feferi wig.“
. if you ever feel too stressed to function try washing your face with ice cold water .. it may not seem like it'll work but trust my words, it does help
ℙ𝕚𝕟𝕟𝕖𝕕 𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕥𝕥 + 𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕤𝕡𝕒𝕣𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕪! -- Hello, my name is Greed! I'm a grown adult! I wanted to have this up on my page, specifically here, to set boundaries that I know not everyone will see, but if something occurs, it's there. Be aware, I block liberally, if I think you're being overly aggressive @ me or cronus, excessive hating at me or him for quite literally no reason, I'll just block! This isn't personal, I just know how much I'm willing to tolerate! I am not going to be overly active. I think right now this is just hitting my ADHD just right! I write mostly on tumblr! https://www.tumblr.com/amorouscasanova I like to think I'm a very chill person! I just have boundaries. If i'm posting OOC and you're being nasty, I will block you. other characters: @contentiousChicanery (oc), @aligerousCallidity (swap cronus), @consequentialTemperament (gamzee), @punkedupClowns (kurloz), @kantankerousFuse (karkat), @redactedInfo (mituna), @sharkBytes (oc)
I'm yapping to yap. Unloading my unfiltered thoughts here. // I don't write or do fantasy racism or human hate stuff in general. I will write Hemoism as it's an intricate mess of classism and racism (because you cannot change bloodcolor). But the reason I don't write human hate or fantasy racism is that I am black. Most of that fictional stuff people say IC is stuff people have said to me IRL unironically. So it's like "oh wow massive ick" ya know? Also, there's a weird line between "What's funny" and "Wow, that's actually kinda gross." And I rarely find most of it funny, unfortunately. I do think it's fun to dissect stuff in a fictional setting, but there's rarely ever nuance with it. So a lot of my exploration of topics is often self-contained.
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reMinder to be an asshole to everyone who wronGs you
. overthinking can lead to severe migraines that often lead to physical issues later in life
Dreamily sighing... Times like This i Wish i Had a Matesprit~ We'd be A power Couple~
-------------------------- hoW are cloWns bUried? posthUmoUroUsly. that Will be one caegar. yoU may slaycUll me @chitinoUstraVeler
-------------------------- yoU legally haVe to tell beetel if yoU are VagUeposting aboUt beetel.
|| GOOD POINT | IM NOT SURE WHAT’S GOTTEN INTO HER SO LET’S KEEP THIS ONE TO OURSELVES | OVER ||
|| I ||| WOULDN’T SAY NO TO THAT ACTUALLY | I CAN GET YOU A GUEST PASS TO COME ON BASE EASY ENOUGH | OR I COULD YOU MY HIVE ADDRESS AND MEET YOU THERE | OVER ||
|| SPENT ALL NIGHT LOOKING FOR A REPORT I’M 99% DOESN’T EVEN EXIST | I CHECKED EVERY PAPER IN MY OFFICE | NOTHING | LOOKED IN EVERY DRAWER AND UNDER MY OWN FUCKING CHAIR | NOTHING | CALLED EVERY SINGLE SQUAD MATE THAT COULD’VE POSSIBLY WALKED IN | NOPE NOBODY TOUCHED ANYTHING | WHICH MEANS I’VE JUST SPENT MY WHOLE NIGHT OFF IN MY OFFICE LOOKING FOR A FUCKING FABLE OF A REPORT | I’M GOING TO LOSE MY DAMN MIND | AND THE BEST PART IS ||| I HAVE ACTUAL WORK TOMORROW!!! | FUUUUUUUUUUCK EVERYTHING! | OVER ||
|| THIS IS WHY I SMOKE | THIS IS WHY I SMOKE A LOT | OVER ||
TH3YR3 PR3TTY MUCH WRIGGL3R G4M3S 4B0UT BUILDING G4RB4G3
She pr⓪bably just bl⓪cked y⓪u, m⓪r⓪n
theY oчght to make jets and fighter ships more accessible to the non-militant or civvies lot: i don;t need to hear them askin for mY rank and statчs: it;s a ship jчst hand it over: don;t ask me where i got the fчnds from ;/
had a lil retail therapy 2day, feelin like hot shit w all my new goodies >:)
✿ wha𖧧 𖥧s a wh𖥧𖧧e pers❦n. are y❦u call𖥧ng lus𖥧𖥧 wh𖥧𖧧e pe❦ple? 𖥧 d❦n𖧧 𖧧h𖥧nk my pa was a wh𖥧𖧧e pe❦ple, he was a lusus. 𖥧s 𖧧h𖥧s a human 𖧧h𖥧ng ✿
<3-I-have-been-informed-that-lions-are-more-powerful-than-I-thought.-I-think-even-2000-lions-could-beat-one-of-every-pokemon
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why are people confessing to their crimes?? dont fucking do that?? are you stupid??
bsomeone blease bsilencs bhis bsinful bnoise… https://file.garden/YjahIGA2LRQTk64R/IMG_8297.png
(the site is reporting everyone as being suspended (that's not true))
↯how Am i good with regulAr cAmerAs but not pAlmhusk ones? https://i.ibb.co/BVvcVF0J/IllustrAtion2.png↯
"And that's a wrap!!!" @territorialTantalization https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/1676973b1vc9.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/7bbvv1caa068.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/26b416e9aa3e.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/58a046a44b67.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/717d2030b74d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/59bd45e9aa7d.png
K!// your ne!ghbor.
V^ An0ther hivemate I drew. =:) @aer0s0ulTempered https=://cdn.imgchest.c0m/files/cfb622722ff0.png ^V
I think my favöritë grÜbs wöÜld havë tö bë thë göld önës, thëy löök sö cÜtë trying tö shöck önë anöthër.
|| YEAH | EVERYONE NEEDS A SMOKE FROM TIME TO TIME | OVER ||
♯pfp out of ♯pure ♯vanity because ♯iwascalledh&some
Sure why not, need a light too? Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
♯would you give me a ♯cigarette ♯substance
No book review today. Sunday is a day of rest, I've heard. Going to spend my day drinking tea and lounging around.
...before i head back to the caverns, i shou𝓁d grab some cand𝓁emaking and baking ingredients. anyone know any good above-ground brands?
~let’s not bring #pissgate back ‘:{
being a prude is back in fashion it seems. though i do have to agree it gets to a point. not *everything* needs to be public. #vagueposting #nsfw
i if i was a bird i i'd know who i'd s shit on
Enjoying a fight is a new sensation, before now it has been strictly business. Ego sum ira Domini.
(( I am dying at how funny this is, everyone is like a revolving door of hate, hitting each other with chairs. ))
Okay I got: Cigarettes, a lighter, gummy colas, a 6 pack of IPAs, sour cream and onion chips, bag of unfunyons, and chocolate. They unfortunately did not have 10 clams. Those who had requests come by my hive to claim them when you can. Ego sum ira Domini.
i wEES' ZAIRe wAIRe more trolls wiZ intAIRest in simply, burnEEN ZEES all down and tryEEN again next time
you ever see someone whos so fine it makes you wanna act up
ideal date location, , , https://i.imgur.com/Xmhu5r0.png
12 critters! The ripperwasps and I will be eating g❀❀d this m❀rning!
More food. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/52417eb51b6f.JPG
D --> Many of you have been posting a concerning amount of vulgarity to public forum D --> I would like to remind you all that such crudeness should be kept private D --> E%tremely private D --> In a locked trunk beneath the sub-level of your office spaces if possible
-]@_remember_daily_floor_time_!!_its_good_to_take_a_break_and_just_lie_down_on_the_floor_smile
Shit, all the food talk got me thinking and yeah skipped breakfast. I'll have to fix that.
Finally out of the cavern§. I'll be §pending §ome time in the filtered §unlight before taking a 3 cycle nap | ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁.ᐟ
✿ 𖥧f y❦ur lusus ever sheds, d❦ help. s❦me gr❦w ❦ld and weary wh𖥧ls𖧧 expend𖥧ng 𖧧❦❦ much energy 𖥧n 𖧧he pr❦cess, 𖧧heyll 𖧧hank y❦u f❦r 𖥧𖧧. usually 𖥧n 𖧧he f❦rm ❦f 𖧧❦❦ many b𖥧𖧧es ✿
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beetle fact #2: you will. return. to the dirt.
an/mal fun fact!: there are Over a thOusand d/fferent types Of bats! my favOr/te be/ng the wh/te Ones w/th the yellOw nOses :)
[BEGIN CHIT] ackn0w1edgement. there iz truth in thiz. thank y0u f0r the care. [END CHIT]
...the 𝓁itt𝓁e guy has a p𝓁easant aura. i 𝓁ike them.
stole more gun
|| AS LONG AS YOU’RE NOT BLOWING SMOKE IN THE PATIENTS FACES I DON’T SEE THE ISSUE | OVER ||
|| YOU KNOW WHAT FAIR POINT | OVER ||
D --> I'd say I'm disappointed in you 4 but this is e%actly what I e%pected of you
g0nna ge7 s0me shu7 eye since 7he sun is s7ar7ing 70 c0me up! g00d nigh7 silly websi7e!
Bored, Who Wants To Start Chittr Beef With Me For Drama
How D:o you feel about tiD:epools? There are some mellower sea :Creatures in them most of the time! Just wat:Ch out for really any sea star.
Just remember to wade in slowly, swim diagonal to t)(e current and use floaties! No matter w)(at age, I love t)(e quackbeast ones. 38)
concept: an unlit cigarette dangling from your lips, tiredly glancing over to the person smoking beside you "cmere doll" leaning in to kiss the tips of your cigarettes together, the humming pleasure of the smoke filling your lungs as you meet their eyes (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #rankworks, cigarettes, #substance, smoking, cigarette kiss, #nsfw, archive rating: T)
10k kult! thanks for reading my work and hopefully enjoying it! 0v0" (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, my face, Rankmaid-sensei, hhh, i need another cigarette, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e868b9d5e00a.png
I read up just a little. You know w)(ic)( one. #ug)(
T)(ere are some s)(arks in t)(e s)(allower parts of water t)(at could mistake you for a floundering fauna. It's t)(e motion because it reminds t)(em of )(urt prey. But t)(e s)(allower parts of t)(e sea are usually safe! Anyt)(ing too large would just end up B--EAC)(--ED.
In My Experience It's Best Done With Company. I Dont Go Near The Ocean Without @erroneousophelia
——§ ... N∞ pr∞blem. If y∞u kn∞w a vi∞let ∞r even a purplebl∞∞d y∞u c∞uld trust, having them ar∞und might dissuade sea creatures. They usually can tell their "kind".
--Eridan! T)(at's RUD--E.
——§ There's definitely a g∞∞d number ∞f sea creatures wh∞ are ∞n the l∞∞k∞ut f∞r easy prey. I w∞uld advise extreme cauti∞n.
WEIRD LUSUS WEIRD LUSUS WEIRD LUSUS XO —suggested tag: @slenderMan https://cdn.imgchest.cOm/files/75ccd5da2c6d.png XO
An.o°ther nightly daily reminder that if y.o°u sleep y.o°u are ch°o.o°sing t.o° minimize y.o°ur p.o°tential simply f.o°r s.o°me supp.o°sed material "c.o°mf.o°rt" that d.o°es n.o°t even feel g.o°o.d
Exactly it is a trap pitfall
[BEGIN CHIT] t0dayz barkbeazt 0utfit httpz://cdn.imgchezt.c0m/fi1ez/faf120d8a6a4.jpeg [END CHIT]
Very this true thiis is s.o° true
[BEGIN CHIT] ap010giez if y0u did n0t want t0 addrezz that reaz0n. it iz n0t t00 bad, i pr0mize. i underztand why y0u w0u1d wizh that, h0wever. [END CHIT]
Y'all Shut The Fuck Up 13 Baguettes Is A Normal Amount For A Growing Girl
Look sometimes you have to smack the hornets nest with a bat to keep rent low.
|| WORKS FOR ME | OVER ||
ii be wriitiing soliiloquiies iin my greenhouse baskiing iin the shade unawares of the giiant flytrap who would liike nothiing more than to see the demiise of the one creature on thiis planet ensuriing iit^s surviival
cause i beat that boy with a bat! SMACK!
|| WELL | THE BEST WAY TO GO THROUGH A PACK IS TO SHARE IT WITH SOMEONE | MAKES YOU SMOKE LESS AND TAKE LONGER ||| COULD SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN WITH ANOTHER BRAND ANOTHER TIME | OVER ||
(( art by arterosse on twitter! ))
|| TURNS OUT I DID INDEED NEED FIXING | AND BY GOD DID IT FIX ME | OVER || || THANKS FOR THE FUN NIGHT AND GOOD COMPANY @AVIDAPIARIST | OVER || || HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/0722AB54E650.PNG | OVER ||
[BEGIN CHIT] t0 c1arify. we d0 c0unt. they juzt changed it z0 that we d0 n0t have auth0rizati0n with0ut an0ther party. the zhip itze1f iz n0t a crew member and it iz 0ften hard f0r pi10tz t0 untang1e the c0ncept 0f the zhip fr0m 0urze1vez. z0 whi1e we ackn0w1edge we are crew, z0metimez it iz hard t0 remember. [query] iz thiz why y0u pity react me z0 0ften? [END CHIT]
[BEGIN CHIT] if i put my mind t0 it i am zure i c0u1d. current1y, 0pening the air10ck muzt be requezted by crewmemberz 0f a certain rank 0r higher. previ0uz1y, it waz any crewmember. i zuzpect the change iz due t0 a recent incident where a pi10t dizc0vered a 100ph01e, which iz that technica11y, we c0unt az crew memberz. [END CHIT]
[BEGIN CHIT] we11. i 1ike1y w0u1d n0t ki11 every0ne. juzt 0ne ann0ying ai f0cuzed tr011. but they have 10cked me 0ut 0f that n0w. [END CHIT]
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[BEGIN CHIT] z0me ar0und 1anguage an behavi0ur, it zeemz. and ar0und what i can uze the air10ck f0r. [END CHIT]
D --> I am going to make a #nsfw post here for once as I just have some general thoughts D --> The dynamic of money and pailing is always strange to me D --> On one hand I find it, on a personal level, sort of pathetic to simply pay money for se%001 gratification D --> It feels to me as unearned and therefore undeserved, and brings me no pleasure to indulge in D --> On the other hand however, I do STRONGLY enjoy supporting and even pampering my partners financially, and I do not judge those who provide the service in return for money as their job D --> Whether it be for survival or simply passion D --> It is a strange dichotomy I have always had a bit of a struggle with D --> I think ultimately this is why I prefer the dynamic of a maid and their boss as opposed to something like a "sugar parent" setup D --> They are being supported and paid primarily for their nonse%001 work, and anything outside of that is something form001ated out of desire in one direction or the other D --> Optional, but rewarding
[BEGIN CHIT] i d0n't think z0. m0zt 0f it zeemz t0 be updatez t0 my pr0t0c01z. [END CHIT]
𝄞 l♡l. lma♡ even 𝆕 𝄞 imagine being that desperate f♡r f♡ll♡wers...it's ♡k t♡ be insecure babe i pr♡mise but u g♡tta respect urself a little bit bc n♡b♡dy else will if u d♡n't 𝆕
V^ The subtext 0f m0nster fucking is r0manticizing traditi0nally undesirable traits and the text 0f m0nster fucking is that fangs and tentacles are h0t. #nsfw #terat0philia ^V
[BEGIN CHIT] it went az p1anned. i am zti11 tezting my new parameterz. [END CHIT]
It has c9me t9 my attenti9n that m9st pe9ple seem t9 c9me away with the impressi9n that I’m far m9re calm, steady, and uneventful than I actually am.. I h9pe every9ne kn9ws I'm just as much a menace t9 th9se I c9nsider friends and family as I am t9 the empire and th9se wh9 dislike my existence.
[BEGIN CHIT] it haz been an update day. h0w iz every0ne? [END CHIT]
|| DONT HAVE TO TELL ME TWICE | OVER ||
Everything is burning, boss.
i need someone to fuckin bite me until i bleed riiiight now that wud deffo fix me yea #nsfw #nsfwe #gore
|| HM ||| I THINK WE COULD | LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU'RE FREE | I'D LOVE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO SOME OF MY PERSONAL FAVORITES | OVER ||
ppl need 2 start "h/)w t/) av/)id fraud charges" p/)sting /)r perhaps "g/)t t/) get unbanned fr/)m a casin/)" p/)sting, and /)r "h/)w t/) escape hive arrest" p/)sting f/)r n/) particular reas/)ns
|| IM NOT ENTIRELY SURE I NEED FIXING BUT | SMOKING IN A HAZY | DIMLY-LIT ROOM WITH A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN WOULD DEFINITELY MAKE MY OUTLOOK ON LIFE A WHOLE LOT BETTER | BONUS POINTS IF SHE LIGHTS MY SMOKE WITH HERS | OVER ||
like yeah wait hold on why is this place so horndog central
A better. couch to chill on could. fix me i think this things like. totally fucked up
Olive - runs - through - the - castle's - stone - floor. - Mixed - with - gold and purple. - Bronze - cakes - an injured friend - as - an - spear - sliced - open - his - torso. - A violet - bleeds - as - he - tries - to - show - off. - Shots ring - through - the - air. - The - feeling - of - sadistic - joy - lurks - in - the - air - that - threats - to - overtake. - A - slip through - Reality's threads - and - a - blade of otherworldly - placed - within - my - grasp. - Minor - injures - compared - to - the - rest - around - me - despite the attempts. - 'To save us' -the Olive - had - claimed - in his way - of - speech - Foresaw - this - event - yet - hadn't - stopped - it > A - fatal stab through his heart - as - I - whispered - a - sorry - ... - He - dropped - dead - by - my - hands - and - a - bronze - bleeds - out - Calls - for - help - as - Chaos - Olive - rose - from grasp of Death - and gold and purple - as well > #dream #gore
idk i think im pretty fine as is i dont need fixing
if "youre" a "girl" you can "get" away with "murder". because of the "matriarchy"
wow, haha. some of the stuff you guys are saying is kinda wild. :B is there, like, some big mass hysteria going on. but for perverts? #nsfw #ithink?
Big fan of how this website lets you colour your post text, I love this green. It's like uranium glass. Reminds me, actually, of that time I went on a tour at a power plant, and when we walked on the bridge over the reactor, I looked down, then immediately crouched and hooked my arms under the railing. The tour guide chuckled and asked if I was scared I would fall in. I said yes, like a liar. It took everything I had not to jump in there. I think they should make a kind of water that glows green so we can all experience that recreationally. :] #swimming
need a big ass man like a man who could lift up a house liiike!
My dress has arrived. I will have to see how many blades I can carry in it. Ego sum ira Domini.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ ‘Spose that’s a way of saying it. Ah, looks aren’t everything anyways. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Is it hypocritical to say that despite my disliking of higbloods. I still think some of them are quite pretty? ]
If @[][]isProp[][]et ends up getting culled, can I [][]ave a few swings at [][]im first?
|| AS LONG AS YOU DONT PISS OFF THE HIGHBLOODS THEY'RE USUALLY CHILL | OVER ||
~vvatch out girl
D --> I am a big fan of cute girls
#nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0123d0172e05.png Ego sum ira Domini.
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♰ i’ll be departing for a short rest.. don’t make fun of the clowns without me :) ♰
Saw this once. 👍 #gore #horror #body-horror https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6120ebff3e1f.png Ego sum ira Domini.
truly LOSER beh♠Vior to block someone you c♠n't st♠nd wh♠t h♠ppened to h♠r♠ssing the liVing shit out your enemies to m♠ke them regret eVery bre♠th of existence?
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ "Target's head has been confirmed demolished." is an insane way to phrase that. That was a good finale. ]
g great diving beetle :D https://i.pinimg.com/736x/9b/91/de/9b91dea887531367f20f2924aedb039c.jpg
Ever wish y9u c9uld feel the sun with9ut 6urning t9 a crisp?
I CO^LD SEND YO^ THE MONEY TO GET SOME, PL^S I HEAR THERE ARE SOME LAND-CRABS IN THE LARGER CONTINENTS.
I'M GNAWING THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE (MY FUCKING JOB) AND I HATE EVERYONE (ASSHOLES). (THE PHONE LINES ARE ONLY FUCKING WORKING HALF THE TIME.) (I'M GOING TO KILL SOMEONE AND IT MIGHT BE MYSELF.) #TW #SUICIDEJOKES
L3TS 4LL BOYCOTT 3R1D4NW33K TH4T B1TCH D3S3RV3S NOTH1NG GOOD 1N H1S L1F3!!
Depends - ... - Not - too - good - at - it - I - made - a - clock - once - and a - trap >
The best part ab಄ut painting is y಄u d಄n't even need t಄ be g಄಄d at it! It's just fun!
"= pale reacting the drone until it feels comfort. ="
I painted s಄me st಄nes ಄nce and left messages underneath. I left them lying ar಄und. I w಄nder if any಄ne f಄und the ಄nes that said 'get fucked'.
Y಄u can find seaglass by rivers t಄಄! I guess it sh಄uld pr಄bably be called river glass then th಄ugh. If all else fails, find sm಄಄th r಄cks and paint them.
I mean nothing by it! It's just something me and my cre≈ do to keep busy ≈hen there's nothing to do on the ship.
most of my clan doesn't really like the outdoors, they'd rather sit around in the villa being LAZY and BOURG3OIS. that's a word i picked up from a future universe and i love it.
SHELL SC^LPTING. ANY KINDS OF SHELLS, NOT J^ST SEASHELLS. SOMETIMES I DO IT WITH CRABS AFTER I'M DONE EATING THEM. F^N FACT, YO^ CAN T^RN THEIR SHELLS INTO A BRITTLE CONCRETE GOOD FOR ACCENTS OF MINOR ART.
≈orking out is something I prefer, but also reading a good book is something to kill the time.
Writing - Studying - sheet - music - Setting - up - devices >
I like t಄ c಄llect sea glass when I'm n಄t making glass sculptures. S಄metimes y಄u can b಄unce them ಄n the water if they're flat en಄ugh. ಄r y಄u can thr಄w them at pe಄ple.
IT'S A BIT HARD STARTING OFF, BUT WORK ON SMALLER PROJECTS AND TECHNIQUES
I like to go on runs myself. It's fun, and it keeps you healthy.
sculpting
The Lash likes to throw saltwater on robots.
I like roller skating!
NEEDLE FELTING
Independent small business .o°wnership and audi.o°b°o.o°ks and driving
i like gardening and science and stuff.
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i think i will make some mac and cheese
d dragontail butterfly :) https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/ea/e3/f4/eae3f421dd37718dd021917f0a026c47.jpg
𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) almost ͻomplete anonymity and a laͻk of need to be polite beͻause there's no danger in speaking through a sͻreen ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹
w'at compels evAIRyone to be so 'orny on ZEES website? one would Zink someone put someZEEN in Ze watAIR...
thr mobile site is havging a fucking storoke rn
✿ h𖧧𖧧ps://cdn.𖥧mgches𖧧.c❦m/f𖥧les/ce5d18822b4e.png ✿ ✿ 𖥧𖧧 seems 𖧧h𖥧s haun𖧧l𖥧ng has a gues𖧧, a charm𖥧ng #bug ✿
t this is also a r really cool one b btw its the s saunders' case moth https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/a7/f0/a8/a7f0a866b10bab7a449f1cc66b1455a0.jpg
Thinking of trying out video games while I'm still on the mend. I have heard good things but have never tried them myself. How long do they take to introduce "Marioh"? Ego sum ira Domini.
im thinking its #sc00tertime (⌐□_□)
that is what is ca||ed "vaci||ati[]n", which is when tw[] []r m[]re parties inv[]|ved in []ne quadrant eXperience f|uctuating em[]ti[]ns t[]ward []ne an[]ther that b|ur the |ines []f individua| quadrants. this can happen between matesprits wh[] vaci||ate as kismeses, m[]irai|s wh[] vaci||ate as matesprits, et cetera. there is n[] "ru|e" stating y[]u and y[]ur partner(s) have t[] abide by []ne quadrant's definiti[]n at a|| times if that d[]es n[]t a|ign with y[]ur re|ati[]nship, n[]r is it reas[]nab|e t[] eXpect that every[]ne's definiti[]n []f a quadrant wi|| be universa|. y[]u may find certain practices stigmatised in certain areas depending []n cu|tura| inf|uences, but []vera|| quadrant r[]mance is s[]mething unique t[] every individua| and can []n|y be defined by that individua|'s fee|ings and eXperiences
<-(((Red/Black vacillation is very common and almost expected of certain pairs when matching up though you really should not be in that kind of state for too long lest your honey breaks away and starts something pale with someone else over the situation or a third tries to butt in and mellow the both of you out)))->
fireball https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYpVQ83y2qyZLl3HmQUq-C-VXzR_-YeWMIu4H_ZD-7oLpfEcTcIoa2QGKKBAbvyjImwWOROVDUKbvVm_gLQ-7OJCLLhU5Phyu2sAwySl5gwBIU6xTN1pSsVsAXEJaXv8NHBy_IIAJCvRWD/s1600/fireball.jpg
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Romance And Quadrantxx Are Xxo Abxxurdly Unnecexxxxary When You Have Devotion. Another Fulfilling Day At Work Ixx More Xxatixxfying Than Any Abrupt Relationxxhip. And Xxo Far, No One Haxx Made Me Think Otherwixxe.
Greetings and good tidings to you all, may you have a wonderful night. Ego sum ira Domini.
IN THE STRICTEST HISTORICAL SENSE A JESTER WOULD BE A PRE-HARLEQUINADE ENTERTAINER, A MINSTREL, ACROBAT, JUGGLER, AND COMEDIAN WHO ENTERTAINED IN THE FAIRGROUNDS AND MARKETPLACES. SOME OF THE BETTER (OR MORE LUCKY) ONES WOULD BE PATRONED BY NOBLE HOUSES OR HIRED BY ROYALTY. WHILE A CLOWN WOULD BE A STOCK ZANNI CHARACTER PORTRAYED LIKE AN ENGLISH COUNTRY BUMPKIN.
WHY DO SO MANY PEOPLE HERE LIKE CLOWNS AND NOT JESTERS? JESTERS ARE COOL
1F 1 H4D 4 M4T3SPR1T 1 WOULD 4SK TH3M 1F TH3Y ST1LL LOV3D M3 3V3N 1F 1 W4S 4 D1RT NOODL3 3V3RYN1GHT
My predictioon is when they're doone with cloowns they'll coome foor yoour throoat soo it's goonna be a big mess oof mutual accusatioons and the Chittr Sexycaste oof the Week at the same time with noo end in sight 8D
// here i love yous chittr i haven't had this much fun in a homestuck space in years much love to yous all 🙏
goooooood morning chittr!! how has everyone's day been so far??
XDXD Who even does like Mirthamaniacs, you have to have pretty shitty taste XDXD
I AM ALWAYS SAYING THIS.
s0 true br0 when y0u say s0methin y0u g0tta d0 it (⌐□_□)
Didnt yall absoolutely hate the purplebloooods earlier why is my feed full oof cloownfuckery noow 8/
first ooc post! let me present you with the Freak )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/549486cb824e.png
My 2tupid palm hu2k alway2 out h3r3 c3n2oring m3 l3t m3 call p3opl3 lo23r2 you pi3c3 of 2hit I aint calling nobody lov3r2 3v3r tf
SOME OF YOU ARE BORN NATURAL HATERS OR BORN NATURAL LOSERS.
...have you considered removing the paper cutout?
K!// your ne!ghbor.
>>| good .evening to .everyone. finally finished my business that took .all night. .it's so nice to be back .at precious hive. hope .anyone's .out there, not going to be culled .in the daylight.
it's not even five yet. can we wait until it's five before we hornypost? please. fucking christ. #nsfw
find my pages
ii am a lovver.. but underneath that ii"m a hater.. and then underneath that ii"m a lovver agaiin.. then underneath that ii"m a hater agaiin.. =Σ:]
7ha7 s0unds s0 g00d rn ugh i sh0uld pick s0me up bef0re i head back 70 my hive 70day!
V^ And very very yummy. ^V
Do I need to go back to punching pumpkins for therapy because (^_^メ)
V^ Mm... miniature cherry pie. 😊 ^V
Here’s an. electrochemically energized banger to. start your night off. right https://youtu.be/tkoEGVAHpZg?si=ErbRsWEbcuYkUnYt #nowlistening #music
-]@_gardening_time_!!!_i_hope_it_wasnt_too_long_a_journey_to_get_here_hehe_... @dyslextickeeper_ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a352fda4debf.png
I think instead of hate crimes there should be love crimes. For to hate alone is already a crime against man. Rob a jewelry store to give something real nice to someone special.
[BEGIN CHIT] i d0 n0t kn0w. ezpecia11y when they prefer burned c0ffee. [END CHIT]
[BEGIN CHIT] if y0u are unab1e t0 take a break, i zuggezt a herba1 tea and z0me h0ney. un1ezz y0u prefer c0ffee [END CHIT]
(^･ω･^) < I WILL BE TIRELESSLY GRINDING OUT MORE SHIPCOURSE I STILL N33D TO DRAW!!!
STREAM!!!! MY NEW TRACK "DISS TO EVERY CASTE" NOW 💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️ #ITSACTUALLYNOTOUTYET #JUSTSHITTINGYALL #🔥🔥🔥
an/mal fun fact!: when flam/ngOs fOrm /ntO a grOup, theyre called a flambOyance!
[BEGIN CHIT] j0y. there iz m0re than 0ne barkbeazt 0n the zhip t0 put 0utfitz 0n. [END CHIT]
[BEGIN CHIT] httpz://cdn.imgchezt.c0m/fi1ez/36c914739085.jpeg attempt tw0. embarrazzed. [END CHIT]
im 2o glad all th3 crypto bro2 lo2t ht3ir a2232
...sometimes i wonder if im a rainbowdrinker, then i think about how unhygenic both biting someone's neck and drinking their b𝓁ood wou𝓁d be. eugh. it'd probab𝓁y be messy too, and i dont want to have to spend a𝓁𝓁 that time getting b𝓁ood out of my c𝓁othes.
I H∆7E CLOWNS 7OO OH MY GOG
|| MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM | GRUBBI POOL | OVER ||
D --> I've been on the site for a few days now so I think it is safe to determine that I am the STRONGEST one here
...i wish it was easier to make trips out of the caverns. there are many tro𝓁𝓁s in particu𝓁ar i wish to see, and grab them by the face. and pinch their cheeks. im sti𝓁𝓁 deciding if it wou𝓁d be a 𝓁ight pinch or not.
i don think wa2p2 mak3 hon3y th3r3 ju2t a22hol32
0kay i’m caving! i need 70 ge7 my beau7y sleep, especially f0r 7he hell0 cri77er hun7 im g0ing 0n 70m0rr0w! i’ll make sure 70 share 7he haul (if any) 0n here! wish me luck, g00d nigh7 every0ne!!! cx
[BEGIN CHIT] j0y. my zenz0rz have f0und a new nebu1a. i wi11 try t0 dezcribe it f0r y0u a11. the c10udz m0ve 1ike zeaf0am 0n a zt0rmy zh0re, f0rming zhapez 1ike a butterf1yz wingbeatz. there are zevera1 kindz 0f radiati0n prezent. 0ne 0f them iz the tazte 0f e1ectricity bef0re a zt0rm. an0ther iz the c010ur 0f the fee1ing 0f dread. there iz zpace duzt that zingz t0 me, in a zing1e n0te that iz 10w and 1urkz in my thr0at. it iz beautifu1. #zpace [END CHIT]
i m3an th3y kinda ar3nt though
|| MMMMM | SMOKING IN A GRUBBIE POOL | WITH SOME JAZZ PLAYING OVER A SHITTY SPEAKER ||| #NEEDTHAT | #MYSATURDAYPLAN | OVER ||
squirting ketchup at the waiter because i hate him
D --> I think a sundress would suit you
D --> I do hope everyone liked the songs though
not actual nsfw i meant this as like a funny joke sorry
be kind 70 her w0rld, here she c0mes! cx Sh0w me 7h0se cu7e lusus pics!!!! #h0rr0r #arachnid #spider #lusus #lususp0s7ing h77p://i.imgur.c0m/0KehJ8q.jpeg
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f3de76314a2b.png Ego sum ira Domini.
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#art https://i.imgur.com/Y2FrTe1.png
D0 WHATEVER Y0U WANT BE CRINGE BE FREE!!!!! 🐺
-|- Hello, Chittr. Is it improper etiquette to make my profile picture my favorite character and not my own face? Thank you in advance. ---
OOC: I love when people take an existing character/person and just color them grey and add horns it's the funniest shit
ʕ ՞ show up And find out. ՞ ʔ
[ # I've been told to stop leaving my detached pan around the hive. It was a bit funny. #gore ]
ʕ ՞ fucking with hER AsidE, AuRElE is thE only onE of us who cAn ActuAlly dEAl with customERs without EithER scARing thEm off oR cRying, so shE doEs hAvE hER usEs. wE'd Also hAvE REAlly shitty honEy without hER. ՞ ʔ
I [][]eard somebody say, "Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime" ... You guys are getting paid??
...i was going to ask what you meant, then i read your bio and rea𝓁ized you se𝓁𝓁 honey. i fee𝓁 a bit si𝓁𝓁y. regard𝓁ess, its okay. is your honey good qua𝓁ity?
...usua𝓁𝓁y its major shipments, we can request things but its up to the cavern 𝓁eader to decide what to inc𝓁ude and not. if we rea𝓁𝓁y want something, we can get express cavern shipments, but it's pricey. if i cou𝓁d get a good source of honey, maybe id consider it...
...it can be tough, but it's worth it for a sweet treat.
...that sounds 𝓁ove𝓁y. sometimes i'𝓁𝓁 sneak a bott𝓁e of honey from the cavern shipments to make honey cookies. a𝓁ways so de𝓁icious
0mg s0 ive heard!!! 707es need 70 ge7 myself s0me 70 7ry!
ugh a b0wl 0f n00dles s0unds s0 gud rn!!! bu7 g0ing al0ne is such a pain xc
♰ does anyone else enjoy staying up until the sun rises..? :) ♰
"= they doooo have to prove it. though. :) ="
1 B3T YOU D1DNT KNOW TH1S L1TTL3 FUCK WOULD B3 TH3 ON3 TO SWOON M3 4W4Y https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1053227033532059668/1487277662857728200/fpjv3dr.png?ex=69c88ec3&is=69c73d43&hm=a93cabe368c858170dbbc68d80457e01eac91877d0d9fb1e735b79f71c230d4f #art #yumeshipping #justlearnedthatwordfromthehumans #yumechit
[BEGIN CHIT] p0zzib1y. right n0w i am trying t0 figure 0ut h0w t0 pr0ject theze zcenez 0n the c0rrid0rz 0f the zhip. [END CHIT]
[BEGIN CHIT] i zupp0ze it iz m0zt1y azz0ciati0n t0 zpecific tr011z that meanz i enj0y them. maybe that d0ez n0t c0unt. here iz perhapz a better anzwer, with new parameterz uzed: i enj0y the g01d 0f a zunzet againzt treez, the m00n1ight 0n a fie1d 0f f10werz, and the iridezcent huez 0f zpecific beet1ez. [END CHIT]
Guess what. I'm back. And it's now your problem.
@deathlessDeadwood I imagine you have a big hood that you like to wear. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d78982ba3f10.png Ego sum ira Domini.
[BEGIN CHIT] pr0cezzing. i quite 1ike vi01et and fuzchia. z0me 0f the c010urz i m0zt enj0y are 0nez that i d0 n0t kn0w h0w t0 dezcribe. there iz a beautifu1 0ne that iz a bit be10w infrared. [END CHIT]
[BEGIN CHIT] n0t rea11y. i d0 n0t want t0 change it 0ften. m0zt 0f my ze1f exprezzi0n iz in the zhip 1ighting and ui. [END CHIT]
[BEGIN CHIT] z0rt 0f. i can put in requeztz f0r technicianz t0 change my hair. [END CHIT]
[BEGIN CHIT] that iz fine. it iz g00d t0 try 0ut new thingz. [END CHIT]
...the braids are pretty. cute and practica𝓁 as we𝓁𝓁.
[BEGIN CHIT] theze are very cute. gratitude f0r zh0wing them. [END CHIT]
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D --> People on here say they're rich but can they make nothingness into pure gold
New banner hazhtag new banner! #newbanner #crunchcrunchcrunch
I told the girl at the coffee shop that I liked her shoelaces (because they were lesbian flag colored) and she said she stole them from the president? @barackObama is this true?
D --> They 100k adorable though D --> You could use one yellow band on your left braid so they match your eyes
Okay! bees use a l/ttle w/ggle dance tO tell Other bees d/stance and d/rect/On Of fOOd sOurces. they alsO dO nOt sleep!
"= ^ ="
:33< one billion kitty attack
The spirit is weak, but the flesh is also weak. I am tired and should go to bed.
an/mal fun fact!: humm/ngb/rds are the Only b/rd that can fly backwards. they alsO beat the/r w/ngs Over f/fty t/mes a secOnd!
"= ragebaiting my random purplebloods on the interhex #chittr ="
"= okay reshifted a couple things. about my. pictures. and banners. ="
good lord thats twenty seven entries alright godspeed everyone its happening https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7ad4cd70145f.png
✿ 𖧧hey haven𖧧 ye𖧧, bu𖧧 𖥧𖧧s n❦𖧧 ❦u𖧧 ❦f 𖧧he ques𖧧𖥧❦n ✿
✿ 𖧧end𖥧ng 𖧧❦ 𖧧he lus𖥧𖥧 and ensur𖥧ng 𖧧he w❦❦dlands aren𖧧 be𖥧ng used f❦r 𖧧𖥧mber ✿
Saw this online. 👍 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/39f558a93ead.png Ego sum ira Domini.
Probably so, seems like a nice spot. Ego sum ira Domini.
PRO TIP. IF YOU'RE SMALL. AND RED. AND SO VERY FRIENDLY LOOKING. NOBODY WILL EXPECT IT. WHEN YOU START KICKING BIG SCARY FUCKERS IN THE HEAD. IN THE PIT. AT THE CLOWN RAVE. #HONK #HONK
:F Going to play at a local queer bar, I have some new songs and a cover of New York City cops by the strokes to my setlist.
I might get a coffee Ego sum ira Domini.
D --> I often find I have no respect for those who do not endeavor to grow better
finding someone in t+e workplace may be your only +ope
cheep cheep cheep, cheep cheep cheep! cheep cheep cheep cheep.
============================================ IMPENDING TRADE: THE SIGNLESS HAS OFFERED THE USERS OF CHITTR: 10 X CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES. > TYPE 'ACCEPT' (2X PER PERSON MAX) ============================================ #food #freetrade
You can say t[][]at again. Were t[][]ere always so many on c[][]ittr?
I see, I hadn't considered that. Ego sum ira Domini.
THEY STARTED BUILDING THE LOWBLOOD TORTURE NEXUS AND I STEPPED IN. I SAID WE DON'T NEED TO DO THIS TO THE LOWBLOODS THEY DON'T DESERVE THIS. I SAID TAKE ME INSTEAD AND THEY DID. IF ANYONE NEEDS ME THEY'LL BE TUMBLING ME THROUGH THE TORTURE NEXUS EVERY WEEKNIGHT FROM NOW UNTIL FOREVER.
Thinking about getting a skirt/dress so that I may keep extra blades in there. I don't know though. Ego sum ira Domini.
$O GLAD I'LL NEVER HAVE TO ACTUALLY CARE FOR A WRIGGLER BECAU$E LIKE, WHAT IF YOU JU$T DON'T VIBE WITH IT, MAN?
// MY BOY
T[][]ank you very muc[][]! T[][]is [][]as been quite [][]elpful. :>
T[][]is is me, if you even care. [][]ttps://file.garden/aZklG8v4vGLII3iX/c[][]ittr_images/eeby-deeby-sprite.png
|| I THINK IM YEARNING FOR ANOTHER COMICALLY LARGE CIGAR | OVER ||
// YEAH, that's the big thing is that not everyone finds it funny. It's only fun when we're all having fun and it's funny to everyone involved. BUT good to know, of course if he drops it at your oc you can drop it back, eye for an eye. (but he has only one eye so be careful)
alsoPoss'bly "theLoudest vo'cesAre alsoThe we'rdest"Effect orWhatever.
Of course. I'm a professional. Thank you for the concern however. Ego sum ira Domini.
i think this site sh𖦹uld get a feed secti𖦹n f𖦹r y𖦹ur respective caste ... ( #justth𖦹ughts )
Seal the soul back into the sword. Ego sum ira Domini.
(( i take in-character likes very seriously im out here swapping characters like a hotwheels protagonist swaps gears. how many characters does everyone have so far i'm up to 5 and looking to add more soon. I'm loving hyperthreading my social media experience
humanzz named nico can all jump ㇏(•̀ᵥᵥ•́)ノ
victory or death
Greetings! It is natural to be nervous, however we must continue on. Blessings upon you. Ego sum ira Domini.
A nice glass of water and a fresh piece of fruit always wakes me up. Sending blessings your way! Ego sum ira Domini.
Will dx Chittr user avidApiarist!!! Thank yxu very much fxr the recxmmendatixn!!! :)))
✿ y❦u w𖥧ll, 𖥧n 𖧧𖥧me. 𖥧 pr❦f𖥧𖧧 bu𖧧 𖥧𖧧s never en❦ugh, 𖧧hey always ask f❦r m❦re, bu𖧧 weve s𖧧aved 𖥧𖧧 ❦ff f❦r n❦w. y❦u w𖥧ll succeed ✿
Hehe, Sprite Edits go brr!!!
^^^!!! They talk as if it's all easy when thxse lxwer xn the caste list are VERY XBVIXUSLY paid lxwer salaries and are given lxnger shifts...!!! Nxt tx mentixn the cxmpensatixn they get sxxn after making their hive!!! Asking fxr cxmpensatixn fxr highblxxds shxuld be nxrmalized... And I'd happily prxvide any few caegars I still have xn my persxn!!! :)))
Wish you the best in your future business ventures and dealing with annoying people. Ego sum ira Domini.
#SillyCat #SillyCatPosting https://i.postimg.cc/t4GYqq2Y/IMG-5926.jpg
Did the transition fairy bless me with bountiful voice training overnight or something? I'm insanely good at doing impressions of other people's voices all of a sudden. Like, to the point where it's identical. It's really weird.
dont even need context to nofin if i see ampora im #hatin
>([@gigantisDebilitation https://i.postimg.cc/xTTmrTpX/IMG-2129.gif]
♯link will be ♯dropping when ♯50likes are ♯accrued
#noWplaying - I Don’t Want To Set The World On Fire - The Troll Ink Spots
every day this website gets a little more surreal
♯50likes & ill ♯kill my ♯neighbor ♯onstream
"Tagging" innocent couriers is a major offense and I will not stand for it. Until further notice we will be suspending deliveries to Felt Manor.
2om3 of th323 guy2 you 2hould probably rin23 out your 3y32 aft3r r3ading it too
((Alright Chittr. I'm not great at pose/art ideas but I'm looking to get more GHB done. Any suggestions from the fans? >:o)
D --> You 100k lovely
"give them all that they can drink, and it will never be enough" #nsfwe #violence #lyrics https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f6/54/35/f6543569ab7d552773f208183d923f94.gif
One must rreconcile theirr honest self with those close to them and If those bonds cease then one is trrue then they werre always nothing at all, Howeverr to fail to be trrue is to forrsake all those bonds which could be trrue as well; To lose those bonds is to become nothing at all,
i got some paracord while i was out!!! #crafting #weaving
[[ Hello everypony this is a lil OOC intro for Rox !! It will be pinned on my page for future reference! ]] This Roxy is *intense* and very very messy so if you don't like mentions of #substance abuse, problematic shit and very frequent #nsfw or #nsfwe or #gore posts then you should block/pass this one up <3 No hard feelings whatsoever we r here to have fun okay!! He also hits on Strider men aggressively so if you are a Strider and this makes you uncomfortable please block and/or you can let me know OOC and I will 100% back off- the goal is NOT to make anyone genuinely uncomfortable! I will not take it personally or be mad at you OOC if you tell me to not do something! My Rox identifies *loosely* as trans masculine and uses He/It pronouns but he does not mind she/her or light-hearted feminine terms of endearment. PLEASE do not make the assumption that its okay to do that with OTHER trans mascs this is a very personal specific case!!!! My Rox is interested in #cannibalism and #gore content in both an aesthetic and erotic sense. If that makes you uncomfortable, please block and move on!! Okay I think thats everything! Thank u for reading ily
[BEGIN CHIT] that z0undz very fun [END CHIT]
[BEGIN CHIT] maybe braidz? the pigtai1z are cute th0ugh. [END CHIT]
#funnymailboxfriday https://i.postimg.cc/x11M6Ycq/image.png
✿ a deerbee w❦uld be sa𖧧𖥧sfac𖧧❦ry, 𖧧h❦ugh 𖧧he h❦wl𖥧ng h❦pper and sp𖥧ked cl𖥧mber m𖥧gh𖧧 be m❦re w𖥧ll𖥧ng 𖧧❦ ev❦ke such feel𖥧ngs ❦f glee ✿
♰ new banner is perfect i am so delighted... my pusher could almost beat ♰
..maybe nO One gO tO the park near the lusus rehab/l/tat/On center unt/l / can get s/r pOkes a lOt Out Of here #qu/ncypark https://cdn./mgchest.cOm/f/les/83913c981060.png
V^ Me t0 me: y0u stress me 0ut. =:/ ^V
SOME OF THESE BITCHES ARE FAR TOO HORNY #VAGUEPOST #NSFW
>>| those purplebloods don't have .any stop signs. just honking .all night long
[BEGIN CHIT] true. we are 0n zimi1ar f1ight p1anz f0r n0w. [END CHIT]
彡Of cours3…! I can s3nd som3 your way..彡
[BEGIN CHIT] zhip nearby wantz t0 race. [query] zh0u1d i? [END CHIT]
彡I don’t hav3 any… but I do hav3 t3as that can mayb3 h3lp with that…!彡
M4K3 TH3 GR1ND STOP PL34S3
Preparing a list of NPC dialogue to use while I'm out and about on a longer job. So far I have "Hmm... Interesting..." and "(indistinct grumbling)". I'm accepting suggestions.
1 TH1NK 1TS T1M3 FOR M3 TO DR4G MYS3LF OUT OF MY V3RY COZY COCOON
@dynamicFlowfields will we ever get video embeds
come over dear i wil l make you tea.with 3 spoon of sugar
fa'rPo'nt.
drawing. maybe ! ^_^’ https://i.postimg.cc/hGgGcM1R/IMG-2200.jpg
"= i need to make a pinned post now that they have added it, but, however. now - this is a crucial thing to note - i have no fucking clue what the established or non-established chittr custom is for what should, shouldn't be in a pinned post. and i am not willing to be the guinea pig nor the innovator of chittr pinned post methodology and standards. soooo, no pinned post. ="
hmmmmrrnnghhhhhhhhf im hungry (i say as i ate a whole two cartons of fries three seconds ago)
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c2b1771327bb.gif
ooc // new feature !! hell yeah peep the pinned chitt
hewes some adowabwe widdwe pictuwes twagan took of theiw wecent owdew fwom wactawt cuwdswab a coupwe nights ago !!!!! you miiiiight have seen these awweady if youwe active ewsewhewe .... but now twagans posting em hewe !!!! sooooo yummy X3 https://fiwe.gawden/aMWywW5Ut1DWyQno/cheesecake1.png https://fiwe.gawden/aMWywW5Ut1DWyQno/cheesecake2.png https://fiwe.gawden/aMWywW5Ut1DWyQno/cheesecake3.png
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Rather him woke than asleep. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I really do love the tag system. It makes curating your space easier for any party. ]
"= if i get one, i will be working on a self made version to improve upon it, so maybe you could have the one i get given if that happens :)c pending. compatibility. ="
"= equitable and unequipable? hm. i have a troll for manufacturing. any gifts might be just for, hmm, studying so i make my own. ="
D --> To you too if you want one
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ All this discourse reminds me of A Collection Of Fighters From Differing Nations (Even Eastern ) Happen To Battle on A Common Road in the City that's Placed in Alternia's Most Gentrified Region 6. ]
u know the site haas rly made it big wen there is drama an discoourse on the TL
"= i should make or get given. a large. mechanical tendril. that i can have out of my back so that i can grab things with it and hold while i use my hands to do other shit. ="
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── ✦ I'M REFERRING T⚢ THE HEM⚢CASTES THAT REFER T⚢ THEMSELVES AS "HIGH"BL⚢⚢DS.
((I have five accounts stay strong
(( running away from overstimulation while half of your muses are yelling at you to make them accounts
(( yea make as many as you want we got infinite universes make 37 accounts of slightly different equiuses (equiii?)
((you know w)(at youre so rig)(t. godbless america))
((the true pain is that i roleplay such an ungodly amount of homestuck characters i have to choose who to make accts for without filling up my roster with literally all of them))
"= for note: i make the vaguest posts. discover yourself among my opinions. ="
#FeelingProblematic. #FeelingControversial. #FeelingDivisive.
shoutout to all the women out there
Honestly most of the good in perrson converrsation I get now is with the fugitives in the brrig,
-------------------------- many things. my Wares are oVerfloWing.
-------------------------- my Wares are oVerfloWing.
── ✦ S⚢METIMES THIS WEBSITE IS A C⚢LDBL⚢⚢DED MASTURBATI⚢N SESSI⚢N. MANY SUCH CASES. FASCINATING H⚢W THESE TR⚢LLS INVENT NEW PR⚢BLEMS T⚢ MAKE THEMSELVES FEEL BETTER WHILE SITTING ⚢N THEIR THR⚢NES BUILT BY WARMBL⚢⚢DED HANDS. #NSFW
D --> Oh, I suppose that is understandable then
TOO MANY DIRK/BRO STRIDERS ON HERE. CAN YOU ALL START FIGHTING TO THE DEATH OR SOMETHING. SPLINTER TOURNAMENT.
https://fiwe.gawden/aMWywW5Ut1DWyQno/hewwo.png yayyyyyyy !!!!! twagan thinks this sounds sooooooo fun !!!!!! X3
nnever too late to becomme a cavedwellinng hermmit
|< is it moral to blam€ my cli€nt's probl€ms on th€ir lusus? no. it sur€ is €ff€ctiv€ though. #d€fl€ctiv€guilt #law
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https://i.imgur.com/OZNkWZi.png
[begin chit] that zoundz enjoyable. i am glad you have found a role where you thrive. do not worry, it iz not that lonely. currently i am holding no lezz than fifteen different converzationz throughout the zhip and liztening to many otherz. i am having three long diztance converzationz with old crew memberz. when they are azleep i get zome time to procezz. zometimez i get to talk other pilotz. there iz alzo thiz zite. it iz uzeful when i get bored of ztaring at the void. [end chit]
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>>| did .anyone worked with beehives? my current structure .is .only metal .and wires, .all by myself. but .i thinking .about changing to the workers. #tech
x.ano♱her day ano♱her conformis♱ ♱o be cu𐕣𐕣ed.x
jus breamembered bald peeps exist… #sad. we s)(ould krill dem so i aint gotta look at t)(ey scallop.
Hm'mtchvm m'mn. N'rvh.
If you're an asshole and you know it clap your hands. #clapclap
I am zo very zmartz https://file.garden/acSEE28XdjJpG1Nj/Anizzy_Smart.gif
i am sapphic / i learned about this human word / it's very cool
lmmmmfho
a pan that aches, not the troll french letterjummmmbles for a confident demmmmeanour.
── ✦ IT'S N⚢T EVEN THAT I THINK TH⚢SE WH⚢ ARE AN⚢NYM⚢US SH⚢ULD F⚢RCE THEMSELVES T⚢ REVEAL WH⚢ THEY ARE, PE⚢PLE SH⚢ULD HAVE A RIGHT T⚢ BE AN⚢NYM⚢US AB⚢UT THEIR HEM⚢CASTE, BUT ACTING LIKE ITS AN EFFECTIVE P⚢LITICAL M⚢VEMENT SEEMS DISH⚢NEST.
FORGiVENESS iS A BEAUTiFUL THiNG!!
Never let anyboD:y take that away from you.
|| #TRUE | OVER ||
(( your quirk makes that look like kill and it's really funny
n'ceOne.
Counterpoint: I Have Nothing Better To Do But Be Nosy On Chittr
|| ANYTHING THAT COMES IN ITS OWN HUMIDOR IS GOING TO BE TOP QUALITY | OVER ||
You... You Know You Can Block Him, Right?
Blink Twice If You Need Help
> m1sread as spl1tt1ng and was ab0ut t0 0ffer d1s0rder a1d because 1've been there. n0w that 1 have read c0rrectly 1 have n0t 1n fact been there
'Do bel'eveThere 'sA blockFunct'on onBoth postsAnd prof'les|f 'tHelps. :/
flyiing your2elf around iin2tead of walkiing helped me. maybe ju2t try two work up two biigger object2.
♯WEREGOINGTOKILLYOU
V^ Tr0lls really are testing my patience these days. ^V
V^ Pbbt. I'll actually buy s0me 0ther things t00. N0 need. ^V
V^ Pretty similar, g0tta talk t0 tr0lls, they get weird, cycle repeats. ^V
V^ Maybe I'll actually pick s0mething up. S0me baked g00ds s0unds nice right ab0ut n0w. ^V
V^ G0ds, rechit rechit RECHIT I'm s0 tired 0f my clients being WEIRD t0 me. ^V
|| THEN AT LEAST GET A GOOD QUALITY BRAND | NOTHING IS WORSE THAN A SHITTY CIG | OVER ||
|| IN GOOD CONSCIENCE I COULD NOT RECOMMEND PICKING IT UP | BUT BY GOD IS IT NICE TO CARRY A PORTABLE PACK OF FEEL GOOD STICKS | OVER ||
I often show up to mock duels when I have the time. It's good to hone my swordsmanship. Ego sum ira Domini.
|| DEPENDS WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR | THERE'S A PARK NEARBY MY HIVE I LIKE TO SMOKE AT | OVER ||
alright folks a new drawing raffle will happen today if you want some art of dubiously good or bad quality by yours truly please react to this post so i can shove you onto the spinny wheel of fate (( one character only peeps tysvm for all the fun on this website!! i will give back to the people for all the sillies c: )) #art #artraffle #giveaway #celebrating612
⚇ ((Just to let some folks know, if you're using imgur for images, you might want to consider switching to imagechest? Just because imgur is blocked in a lot of territories now so we can't see your pfps and other things!!! I want to see!!! )) #ooc ⚇
dont ask a lady her age
DUNK YOURSELF IN THE TANK OF MIRACLES AND YOUR ENEMIES IN THE TANK OF SUFFERING.
Girls love when you can take care of a greenhive.
[i have a lot of heavier stuff thats kind of a pain to move] [if youd wanna take it off my hands and then sell it yourself we could arrange something]