#showerthoughts
Whƴ dº hůmªns ªsk 'wºůld ƴºů lºvɛ mɛ ịf I wɛrɛ ª wºrm?' Isn't thªt jůst thɛ sªmɛ ªs ªskịng wºůld ƴºů lºvɛ mɛ ªs ª 'bªbƴ' #shºwɛrthºůghts
Thinking of starting a podcast where you just l·listen to me breath into the microphone so you have the impression of me sitting in a room with you keeping you company with occasional·l coughing fits and drinking noises cause my cancersticks make my throat dry. #podcastmaybe? #substance #asmrmaybe? #showerthoughts
Yªll ɛvɛr jůst wªnnª jůmp ịntº ª pººl ºf ịndịscrịpt lịqůịds ªnd scrɛªm? #vªgůɛpºstịng #sªtịrɛ #shºwɛrthºůghts
I hªvɛ ª qůɛstịºn fºr whºmɛvɛr sɛɛs thịs. And fºrgịvɛ mɛ tº thɛ fɛw fªshịºnịstªs ịn thɛ bªck bůt.... whªt ịs chªrtrɛůsɛ lịkɛ ịs ịt grɛɛn ºr ª ƴɛllºwịsh cºlºr? #ịmnºtcºlºrblịndƴºůªrɛ #cºlºrịssůɛs #shºwɛrthºůghts
super twink
howw do you knoww wwhen to put the tongue in #showwerthoughts
i know she rose but when will she fall #thoughtprovoking #showerthoughts
REGION LOCKING CHITTR, BUT LIKE, TIMELINE LOCKING. #SHOWERTHOUGHTS
Yknow as a guy who's fucked quite a few trolls it's actually quite overwhelming how much yall cum. Like. Yall need BUCKETS for that shit. Us humans nut a pathetic amount compared to you guys. I dont mind it though, its like a one person bukkake it's great! Just the shower afterwards is always a pain though. #nsfw #showerthoughts
DΩes anyΩne ever think hΩw weird it is fΩr the fleet's cΩlΩr tΩ be red? The cΩlΩr lΩwest Ωn the spectrum and yet Ωur military uses it as a symbΩl Ωf pΩwer. Makes nΩ fucking sense. #shΩwerthΩughts
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IT WOULD BE COOL IF THE HEMOSPECTRUM REVERSED. RANDOMLY WITHOUT WARNING. LIKE THE HUMAN FILM "THE PURGE." #SHOWERTHOUGHTS #ATWORK
SITTING ON A GIRL’S LAP. #SHOWERTHOUGHTS
AMIDST MY CONSTANT HATE. JUST KNOW. I RESPECT VERY FEW OF YOU. AND ADMIRE EVEN FEWER. #SHOWERTHOUGHTS
Decided to shower and ruminate on how meaningless rankings are. We should evolve past accolades that speak to popularity and not substance. Quantity over quality. Elderly over youth. #ShowerThoughts