Aurele Hemali
@avidApiarist
Honey Supplier and Manager at Baker's Douzen. Tiny and filled with hate.
Uzually I never crave zweet thingz... am I dying? Wtf.
h1ghly rec0mmend ruzh1ng t0 the tr0ll er
I can't beelieve I made ONE chit about trying to find zhort people and EVERYONE iz juzt chitting their heightz now. <__#>
The trend cyc/e on this site is remarkab/y short, /'\/e stepped a\/\/ay from my computer for on/y a moment and come back to a trend ha\/ing come and gone
Oh buzz off. It'z not my fault everyone wanted to make a contezt out of it. <__#>
Everyone who dizliked my lazt chit iz tall and upzet and it zhowz.
I alwayz zee annoying hulking tall people on here. Where iz the zmall zquad?
Lol. Zoundz like a non-izzue. Have them pick you up. Why are you putting all the work in for a kizz?
Don't want to bee awake right now. <__>
I think people who don't need glazzez zhould conzider wearing them az a fazhion ztatement. They look cute.
hehe, i do need them but i'm glad they've got a few fans!
They work well enough, but there'z zomething about a regular lenz though...
It'z juzt bonue pointz really. The fumbling around trying to find them iz pretty cute. <__>
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 If you do not have to wear these cursed ear and nose bridge destroyers, I suggest you don't! I have to wear mine so I don't bump into walls and objects. If you want to wear them as a fashion statement, sunglasses are the way to go and then when you are inside you can know how it's like to be me without glasses! #winning 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
꒰8 so cLear sighted normies can steaL naturaL stigmatic thunder? get fuck-ing for reaLz Lady appropriation aLert ⚠︎ ROFL 8꒱
Interezting ztance. Well, I like it, real glazzez or not. Again, fazhion glazzez are a thing.
Zo grateful I'm not juzt a corporate wage zlave and can make my own income doing what I actually enjoy. (Yez. I know I complain, that doezn't mean I don't enjoy my job.)
I wizh the weather would warm up. I'm zick and tired of having to keep bundling all my clothez up.
Yeah, it's harr/)err to look sexy when wearring many layerrs! I've settle/) forr (ute looks in the meantime but I (an't wait to brreak out my spaghetti tops!
Inzide heating doez wonderz, but az zoon az I have to ztep out- forget it. <__;>
Oh yeah, at hive I am (omforrtable, but outsi/)e, brrrrrrrr, a girrls gotta keep swa/)/)le/) up!
,,,not $ure why i would need to make a trip,,, i live there,,, well,,, in outglut,,, $ame thing pretty much though,,,
I am abzolutely not clownbait. They would hate to zee the way I'm moving around olivez. <｀^´> #zuggeztive
|| JUST RIBBING YOU A LITTLE | I’M NOT THE BOSS OF YOU | OVER ||
I fucking hate clownz.
✿ da fukk we do to u chud
xx_noo_but_ur_so_cyooot_cant_we_b_friendz_xx
You're actually the mozt obnoxiouz beeazt to ever curze the cruzt of Alternia.
xx_EEK_YAAAZZZz_i'll_make_u_da_perfect_one_bcuz_ur_suuuch_a_gem_xx
Why do I alwayz have clownz in my comment zection? What the fuck did I do to dezerve thiz.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BUILT LIKE CLOWNBAIT. #nsfw
And what about it? You don't do anything any different than the rezt if your clown friendz.
✨🍭🕷️ there really are like a LOT of clowns on here. 🕷️🍭✨
Too many obnoxiouz huez of purple on my feed with the zame ztupid zhit to zay.
Can't zeem to zleep. Any ideaz to get to cupe?
I could put you to 2l33p
꩜Listen to anyone on here talk for too long and it’ll be easy enough to drift ofF.꩜
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 TO MIRROR WHAHAT ZAB SAID, I COULD, ALSO, PUT YOUR ASS TO SLEEP. :o)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 FUCK YEAH YOU WOULD EVERYONE PREFERS YUNG JUGG DROPPING SWEET BARS IN THEIR EAR. :o)
Thought about getting a hamzter az a pet, but then remembeered I'm zurrounded by giantz at the bakery. <__> Nevermind.
ʕ ՞ FinlEy would lovE thE hAmstER, not suRE ABout HEctoR. ՞ ʔ
Finley would. Until he accidentally ztepz on it.
Finally I'm able to wind down. I feel like tonight haz beeen a non-ztop zhit zhow.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YOU MEAN THE BEST RESPONSE. DON'T BE MAD BECAUSE MY MEATHEAD SWAG GETS ME NOOK. #NSFW
I actually hate that. If I could go back and unread a zentence, it would mozt definitely bee that one. "Meathead zwag," zeriouzly? You zound dizeazed.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NOTHING ABOUT IT JUST DIDN'T EXPECT YOU TO GO FOR THE THROAT LIKE THAHAT GODDAMN.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I DEFINITELY DO NOT KNOW OR ASSUME THAHAT WHEN IT COMES TO YOU EVEN MUTHAHAFUCKING SLIGHTLY. I HAHAVE NOT KNOWN YOU TO BE CAPABLE OF JOKING.
I can joke. I joke all the time. <__> We juzt have different ztylez of humor. That'z why you zuck at making me laugh.
Nevermind. I'm immediately giving up. It'z a fucking headache handling my coworkerz, let alone a relationzhip on top of theze idiotz. <__>
Yeah. He died but then got rezurrected but died again??
this is un{lear. i think he was revived one too many times.
ʕ ՞ im with hEctoR on this onE im lost, this shit is BEyond A BAkER. ՞ ʔ
ʕ ՞ not thE fuckin timE mAn, i think AuRElE is going to BEAt youR Ass BEfoRE i cAn ՞ ʔ
You know what! I do dezerve beetter than zomeone zo ungrateful. <__> Taking my ztand here to not tolerate anymore bullzhit. I dezerve the beezt! <^^>
fuckin t3ll '3m dud3
Came to an uncomfortable concluzion about my tazte in men. <__> Nightmarizh.
Zomething like that. Yeah. Zelf reflect on the actual inzanity that juzt flazhed through my pan.
I MEAN HEY, LONG AS IT HELPS. I WOULDNT KNOW ANY QUIET SPOTS ANYWHERE BUT IM SURE YOU COULD FIND SOME, MAYBE LIKE A PARK OR SOMEWHERE LIKE THAT.
A park could bee good. Maybee make my way out to the meadowz too where the beeez harvezt from. The wildflowerz there are nice.
|| HAPPENS TO THE BEST OF US | OVER ||
It'z thoze hourz again.
'Mean canYou evenBe supr'sedAt th'sPo'nt.
Rarely do any trollz aim to imprezz a gal anymore. Tragic.
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Not that it's any of my need t'be piddlin' about in somebody else's main quest...but I gotta ask...what WOULD impress a gal 'o yer caliber??? If someone wanted to, that is!!!
Great queztion... zomeone with talent, azpirationz, a zelf ztarter, preferably ztrong, a good converzationalizt, zomeone who'll debate me, maybee a bit gruff... ztoic but not too zeriouz. Knowing how to cook iz pretty important. ....... Yez thoze are a few "wow-factor" qualitiez.
( Ꮚ⚀ロ⚀Ꮚ) < I beg yer pardon ma'am...but those are some low "WOW FACTORS"!!!! Ya deserve WAY better than some of that stuff...all of it really! Talent? Aspirations? Those come free with yer starting gear! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I dream of a world where everybody, from all walks 'o life, everywhere can get th'help 'n support they need t'be the best they can be...an ambitious and dangerous delve...into the dungeon of THE SELF!!!! WoOOO!!! PchOOEW PChOOEW! Thunder strikes... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Ain't take nobody special for somethin' like that! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I don't know about strong, but I've been known t'keel my lusus over my back 'n ferry 'im in one arm fer regular shearin'...and considerin' the static discharge, the sort that gets yer muscles all locked up, these fronds 'o mine are calloused harder than a leather tanned hide in the gloves of a Conquestbrood Ruffianihilator!!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Conversationalism just comes with bein' perky aboutcha, debate is just another fancy schmancy word for respectin' lettin' ya speak, yammer and be heard...and gruffness!!? Those are types! ( Ꮚ⚀ ̪ ⚀Ꮚ) < Ma'am, the only wow thing ya up'n gave me is wantin' someone who will cook fer ya...and when you put yer fronds up after a dozen dozen yeast products baked 'n battered with butter... ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); < Don'tcha deserve t'be catered to too?!?!? LITERALLY??? Demand more, lady!!!! You've earned it bein' that incredible!!!!
You know, you've got a point. I've beeen zo buzy buzting my own azz, I can't juzt zettle for the bare minimum. That'z really zweet of you to zay. <^^> Zometimez it'z hard to even think about theze thingz zince work iz alwayz at the forefront, but maybee I zhould take zome time to really think about what I'd zettle for verzuz what I dezerve. Much to think about here... <^^>
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < YOU GOT THIS, GAL!!!! DON'T SETTLE FOR LESS WHEN YOU MEAN SO MUCH MORE!!!!!!! GGGGGGGGRAUGH!!!!! I BELIEVE IN EWE!!! AND IF YOU DONE DON'T! BELIEVE IN THE ME THAT BELIEVES IN EWE!!!! WINDING BACK UP...RIGHT WHRE WE DONE STARTED!!!!!!!
You know what, maybee John *iz* a cuck. Who knowz.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NEED ME A KISMESIS THAHAT'S ONE OF THOSE YOU FEEL ME? :o)