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Honey Supplier and Manager at Baker's Douzen. Tiny and filled with hate.

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I am abzolutely not clownbait. They would hate to zee the way I'm moving around olivez. <`^´> #zuggeztive

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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 OBSESSIVE.

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<__;> Don't worry about it.

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Explode.

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|| JUST RIBBING YOU A LITTLE | I’M NOT THE BOSS OF YOU | OVER ||

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Man, shut the fuck up.

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You might not bee the bozz of me, but your bozz iz in my commentz.

|| GOD ||| DAMN IT | OVER ||

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|| RAKKIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE | OVER ||

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Loser.

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@bigBooms[BB]

|| WH. | OKAY. | WHATEVER | OVER ||

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I fucking hate clownz.

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✿ da fukk we do to u chud

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xx_noo_but_ur_so_cyooot_cant_we_b_friendz_xx

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@glurpMaster[GM]

You're actually the mozt obnoxiouz beeazt to ever curze the cruzt of Alternia.

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<__;> Maybee if you're not completely obnoxiouz.

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✿ bru u mad i got #swag and u dont 😂😂😂😂

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xx_OMG_YAY!_do_u_want_a_bracelet?_xx

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<;__> I guezz.

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xx_EEK_YAAAZZZz_i'll_make_u_da_perfect_one_bcuz_ur_suuuch_a_gem_xx

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<;__>

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Why do I alwayz have clownz in my comment zection? What the fuck did I do to dezerve thiz.

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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BUILT LIKE CLOWNBAIT. #nsfw

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And what about it? You don't do anything any different than the rezt if your clown friendz.

I'm ztopping the clock for any clown related inztancez.

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The FUCK.

꩜Literally what crawled up your wastechute and dieD…꩜

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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 :o) HONK.

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✨🍭🕷️ there really are like a LOT of clowns on here. 🕷️🍭✨

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Too many obnoxiouz huez of purple on my feed with the zame ztupid zhit to zay.

<__> Man, get out of here.

It'z a fucking nightmare. Mozt zhould cloze their accountz.

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Can't zeem to zleep. Any ideaz to get to cupe?

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I could put you to 2l33p

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✿ eat a big burga

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Don't come within a thouzand foot radiuz of me.

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A ztupid idea, but definitely not the ztupidezt.

꩜Listen to anyone on here talk for too long and it’ll be easy enough to drift ofF.꩜

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🤣 my bad

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Alzo not a terrible idea.

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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 TO MIRROR WHAHAT ZAB SAID, I COULD, ALSO, PUT YOUR ASS TO SLEEP. :o)

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At thiz point, I'd rather you zay that zhit to me than anyone elze. <__>

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 FUCK YEAH YOU WOULD EVERYONE PREFERS YUNG JUGG DROPPING SWEET BARS IN THEIR EAR. :o)

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Thought about getting a hamzter az a pet, but then remembeered I'm zurrounded by giantz at the bakery. <__> Nevermind.

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ʕ ՞ FinlEy would lovE thE hAmstER, not suRE ABout HEctoR. ՞ ʔ

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Finley would. Until he accidentally ztepz on it.

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ʕ ՞ Oh god. ՞ ʔ

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Finally I'm able to wind down. I feel like tonight haz beeen a non-ztop zhit zhow.

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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YOU MEAN THE BEST RESPONSE. DON'T BE MAD BECAUSE MY MEATHEAD SWAG GETS ME NOOK. #NSFW

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I actually hate that. If I could go back and unread a zentence, it would mozt definitely bee that one. "Meathead zwag," zeriouzly? You zound dizeazed.

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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SERIOUS.

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You zhould bee put down like a barkbeeazt. <__>

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 RUDE?

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Lol. What about it?

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NOTHING ABOUT IT JUST DIDN'T EXPECT YOU TO GO FOR THE THROAT LIKE THAHAT GODDAMN.

You know I'm joking. Moztly. Maybee. <^^> It'z not that zurprizing, iz it?

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I DEFINITELY DO NOT KNOW OR ASSUME THAHAT WHEN IT COMES TO YOU EVEN MUTHAHAFUCKING SLIGHTLY. I HAHAVE NOT KNOWN YOU TO BE CAPABLE OF JOKING.

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I can joke. I joke all the time. <__> We juzt have different ztylez of humor. That'z why you zuck at making me laugh.

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Nevermind. I'm immediately giving up. It'z a fucking headache handling my coworkerz, let alone a relationzhip on top of theze idiotz. <__>

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almost........

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Yeah. He died but then got rezurrected but died again??

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this is un{lear. i think he was revived one too many times.

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ʕ ՞ im with hEctoR on this onE im lost, this shit is BEyond A BAkER. ՞ ʔ

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Whatever.

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look at this. https://i.imgur.{om/LehNEo2.png

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GET THIZ ZHIT OUT OF MY REPLIEZ!!

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ʕ ՞ not thE fuckin timE mAn, i think AuRElE is going to BEAt youR Ass BEfoRE i cAn ՞ ʔ

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ok. i will make a delivery.

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ʕ ՞ thAt is vERy wisE. ՞ ʔ

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You know what! I do dezerve beetter than zomeone zo ungrateful. <__> Taking my ztand here to not tolerate anymore bullzhit. I dezerve the beezt! <^^>

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fuck yeah you go

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fuckin t3ll '3m dud3

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yeahYou gotTh's!

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<^^> Feeling confident.

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Came to an uncomfortable concluzion about my tazte in men. <__> Nightmarizh.

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MAYBE YOU NEED LIKE A QUIET PLACE TO THINK IT OVER OR WHATEVER.

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Could bee good. Queztion the thought procezz.

SOMETHIN LIKE A SELF REFLECTION OR WHATEVER?

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Zomething like that. Yeah. Zelf reflect on the actual inzanity that juzt flazhed through my pan.

I MEAN HEY, LONG AS IT HELPS. I WOULDNT KNOW ANY QUIET SPOTS ANYWHERE BUT IM SURE YOU COULD FIND SOME, MAYBE LIKE A PARK OR SOMEWHERE LIKE THAT.

A park could bee good. Maybee make my way out to the meadowz too where the beeez harvezt from. The wildflowerz there are nice.

SOUNDS GOOD, WISH YOU LUCK ON THAT.

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|| HAPPENS TO THE BEST OF US | OVER ||

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Nothing perzonal about you! You've beeen great. <^^;>

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|| OH | UH | THANKS | YOUVE BEEN GREAT AS WELL | OVER ||

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It'z thoze hourz again.

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'Mean canYou evenBe supr'sedAt th'sPo'nt.

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Unfortunately not. It iz what it iz. Kind of funny though.

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Rarely do any trollz aim to imprezz a gal anymore. Tragic.

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( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Not that it's any of my need t'be piddlin' about in somebody else's main quest...but I gotta ask...what WOULD impress a gal 'o yer caliber??? If someone wanted to, that is!!!

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Great queztion... zomeone with talent, azpirationz, a zelf ztarter, preferably ztrong, a good converzationalizt, zomeone who'll debate me, maybee a bit gruff... ztoic but not too zeriouz. Knowing how to cook iz pretty important. ....... Yez thoze are a few "wow-factor" qualitiez.

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( Ꮚ⚀ロ⚀Ꮚ) < I beg yer pardon ma'am...but those are some low "WOW FACTORS"!!!! Ya deserve WAY better than some of that stuff...all of it really! Talent? Aspirations? Those come free with yer starting gear! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I dream of a world where everybody, from all walks 'o life, everywhere can get th'help 'n support they need t'be the best they can be...an ambitious and dangerous delve...into the dungeon of THE SELF!!!! WoOOO!!! PchOOEW PChOOEW! Thunder strikes... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Ain't take nobody special for somethin' like that! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I don't know about strong, but I've been known t'keel my lusus over my back 'n ferry 'im in one arm fer regular shearin'...and considerin' the static discharge, the sort that gets yer muscles all locked up, these fronds 'o mine are calloused harder than a leather tanned hide in the gloves of a Conquestbrood Ruffianihilator!!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Conversationalism just comes with bein' perky aboutcha, debate is just another fancy schmancy word for respectin' lettin' ya speak, yammer and be heard...and gruffness!!? Those are types! ( Ꮚ⚀ ̪ ⚀Ꮚ) < Ma'am, the only wow thing ya up'n gave me is wantin' someone who will cook fer ya...and when you put yer fronds up after a dozen dozen yeast products baked 'n battered with butter... ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); < Don'tcha deserve t'be catered to too?!?!? LITERALLY??? Demand more, lady!!!! You've earned it bein' that incredible!!!!

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You know, you've got a point. I've beeen zo buzy buzting my own azz, I can't juzt zettle for the bare minimum. That'z really zweet of you to zay. <^^> Zometimez it'z hard to even think about theze thingz zince work iz alwayz at the forefront, but maybee I zhould take zome time to really think about what I'd zettle for verzuz what I dezerve. Much to think about here... <^^>

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( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < YOU GOT THIS, GAL!!!! DON'T SETTLE FOR LESS WHEN YOU MEAN SO MUCH MORE!!!!!!! GGGGGGGGRAUGH!!!!! I BELIEVE IN EWE!!! AND IF YOU DONE DON'T! BELIEVE IN THE ME THAT BELIEVES IN EWE!!!! WINDING BACK UP...RIGHT WHRE WE DONE STARTED!!!!!!!

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<^^> Okay, okay!!

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You know what, maybee John *iz* a cuck. Who knowz.

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not cool dude.

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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WUT.

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Hey, the newzpaper zaid I zaid it, zo I muzt have zaid it. Oh well.

You know. A cuck.

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NEED ME A KISMESIS THAHAT'S ONE OF THOSE YOU FEEL ME? :o)

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Lol. Maybee you can azk John about it.

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Genuinely concerning zometimez when zome people quadpozt and then they zay the mozt inzane zhit about their partner. <^^;> Like? Are you good?

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Who iz all mezzy on their timeline on purpoze? I know zome of you out there live for the drama. Out with it.

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caught me

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I love to zee it.

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The Egbeert Teto zituation zoundz dicey.

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YEAH AND NOW HE SAYS SHE DIDN'T CHEAT AND HE LOVES HER. SOUNDS KINDA COPEY

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Poor guy. It'z all mezzy drama for the world to zee now.

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THAT'S WHY CELEBRITIES SHOULD HAVE PRIVATE RELATIONSHIPS TBH

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Honeztly, yeah. Can't lie that it makez good entertainment.

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it does

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Like, will I think "That zuckz?" Zure. Will I keep reading? Abzolutely.

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Actually zo zick and tired of all the ztupid crypto bullzhit on my feed.

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COULD YOU NOT JUST USE THE BLOCK BUTTON OR DOES THAT NOT WORK.

Can we just crash the entire blockchain.

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You block one and then another popz up. It'z an endlezz zea.

SEA OF ROACHES.

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Bazically, yeah.

It would bee pretty fucking dope.

▼yeah it's such bullshit▲ ▼super fucking lame▲

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Pretty much. Wizh they'd get a life.

▼▼i just wish theyd stop trying to buy mine▲▲

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It'z zo unfortunate how eazily you can find zomeone attractive until they open their mouth.

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Why. What's unattractive about their mouth. Have they not brushed their teeth.

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The wordz that leave it.

Oh. True.

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God, why are people actually even going to Eridan Week? Didn't zomeone fucking die and get rezurrected? What are we doing?

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fuck it w3 ball typ3 2hit

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× WVaiting For Someone To Die For Me ×

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WH4T D0 Y0U M34N S0M30N3 1TS L1K3 L3G10NS 4T TH1S P01NT

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Well, good luck I guezz.

Uh huh... right.

TH3 THR34T 0F D34TH 1S 4DM1TT3DLY H4LF TH3 4LLUR3 TH3 0TH3R H4LF 1S TH3 L0V3LY @freakNasty

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BECAU$E THAT'$ $O FUN.

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i would but d32pit3 my b32t 3fford2 it turn2 out dying i2 hard

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× Nooo.. Don't Die. I WVant An One Of The Music Artists To Die ×

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ta dakest/) ket dayta ti makaay-ay/) a paset

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Didn't realize there waz a digital verzion of Fiduzpawn. I've beeen having... a lot of fun. Actually.

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It haz come to my attention that Hector iz now on here. @beearizhBaker pleaze keep him in check dude.

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