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@extemporaneousDisconnect
Merch manager, booking agent, and tech guy for the band The Killing Floor. Among other things. Sometimes I even get up on stage. B-a-n-j-a-x Not xX a Xx Racoon.
𖦤 We / ain't / bothered / with / a / page / for / the / band / on / here, / so / I / figure / this / oughta / go / somewhere. We're / called / The / Killing / Floor. / You've / heard / of / us. / :||
pathetic xXx really xX and xX im xX not Xx talking Xx about xXx the Xx rusty
territorial xXx aint xXx the xXx word
fuck Xx you
(V)(',,')(V) hangi n w homie SECRET LOCATION
I h✴v୭ n✧t d✧n୭ ✴nything ၊၊||၊ ၊၊||၊
no Xx room xXx for xX a xX third?
(V)(',,')(V) nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooo not rne LOOOLLLL ye℧p no attempted b℧tt kickin for ℧ tonite bhahahahaa loser ch℧d
i xXx cannot Xx wait Xx to xX fuck xXx you Xx up
(V)(',,')(V) hahahahahahah slash j ℧ joken ... (V)( °ヮ°;;)(V) ?
sure Xx thing Xx pal
(V)(',,')(V) ye℧p lol ℧ r f℧nny got th whole sq℧ard laffin
surely Xx that xX must xX have xXx hurt Xx like xX a xXx bitch xX to xXx do xXx right?????
...i'm wondering if maybe they've got a nerve disorder or something to have worked that one out...
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yeah Xx you xX would xXx like xXx that Xx weird Xx shit
origa mi .next
go xX find xX out xX if xX hes xXx taking xX requests
okay 𓁹‿𓁹
🙄
𖦤 Can't / look / away :||
oh xX damn xX it
im glad he moved oᨒ 𝄢o quickly otherwi𝄢e it would've beeᨒ our fuckiᨒg problem actually
xx_HI_BAMJAPKS_xx
hey xXx kid
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soooo xX true xX chchow
𖦤 It's / like / watching / a / train / wreck / in / slow / motion :||
He threw his phone at me earlier =_= ༘⋆ ༘⋆
lmao?
he's xXx fucking xX talking Xx to xXx him xXx dude
౷h man lol ༘⋆ ༘⋆
@heedlessCheapskate Xx that xX was Xx really Xx embarrassing Xx for xX you xX and xXx i'm xXx glad xX i xXx got xXx here xXx in Xx time Xx to xXx see xXx it xXx :o) xXx #fightnight
(V)(',,')(V) SH℧T ℧P ℧ WO℧LDVE DIONE THE SAME HING IN MY SHIWS
i xXx know xXx how xX to Xx fight xXx big Xx dog me xXx and xX you Xx next Xx week? xX :o)
(V)(',,')(V) hmmmmm h℧mmmmm wwhhaat weight cflass are yo℧
somewhere xX around Xx mid xXx and xXx heavy
(V)(',,')(V) THATS ℧NFAIR????
cmon xX :o)
(V)(',,')(V) YO℧RLL F℧CKING KILL ME yo℧l lkill me
i xXx wouldnt Xx kill Xx you Xx dale Xx cmon xX its xX me banjax Xx your Xx friend
(V)(',,')(V) ℧m................ok............ yah............... i g℧ess................................ we co℧ld..................................spar..................................................
:o) Xx sick
god Xx it xX just Xx feels xX like xXx he's xXx hunting xX doesn't xX it
that xXx is Xx a xX respectable xXx pit
I Hope The Buggies Didn't Honk And Squeak When They Crashed Into Each Other. That Would Be Tragic And Not Funny At All. #clowncarcrash
battle xXx of Xx the xXx bands xXx turned xXx concert??? xX why xXx the xX fuck xXx not
{{ I can't attend, but hey, break a leg or something out there. }}
as xXx it xXx were xXx i'm xXx not xX part Xx of xXx this Xx set just xXx manning xXx the xX merch xX table how xXx kind xXx of xXx you xXx otherwise
{{ Oh, pardon, then. I'm not used to this kind of scene. Should the others break their legs? Ugh just. Get a water or something. And. Sell a lot of... Whatever you sell. }}
lmao sure Xx sure
"ten xX buggy Xx pileup" okay
there Xx is xXx a Xx strange Xx beetle-man xXx here Xx selling xXx merch Xx for xXx one xX coin ah xXx whatever
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X Hell fuckin yeah x
📧 -> #rechitt Best, Kelric Stravi
letting Xx those xX two xXx onto xX social Xx media xXx was xX a Xx mistake
jealou𝄢 that you areᨒ't part of the tit pact areᨒt ya bj
𖦤 Not / too / late / to / post / tits, / BJ :||
god xX will Xx thank xXx me xX for xXx not Xx tit xXx posting
this Xx band xX was xXx a xXx mistake Xx actually
;o) <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 you loooooove u𝄢 bj
𖦤 Nuh / uh :||
allard 👍
yep xXx that's xX you
can't xX hang xX around Xx cherry xX blossom, xX got xXx practice left Xx you xX dinner xXx again Xx though Xx :o) @draconicSublimation
𖦤 Need / more / snacks / in / your / fridge / 💔 :||
auauuUUGHHHHHHHHH THHHANK YOU THHHANK YOU THHHANK YOU I'M VERY GRATEFUL AND DEFINITELY NOT ABOUT TO CRY hhhhhh hhhhhh hhh hhh FORMULTIPLEREASONSBOTHHHOUTOFTHHHANKSANDOUTOFDESPAIRTHHHATI'MSTUCKATWORKAGAINWHHHILEYOUWERETHHHEREAGAINI'MGONNAGOCRAZY THHHANK YOU SFGSHHHONSHHHG hhhhhhhhh HHH
IF IF IF IF IF IF YOU EVER COME AGAIN IF YOU WARN ME UM I CAN TRY AND GET SOME I DON'T KNOW HHHHHH hhhhhh hhh WHHHAT I CAN GET THHHAT WOULD BE TO A HHHIGHHHBLOOD'S TASTE BUT I'M SURE THHHERE'S SOMETHHHING HHHhhhHHHHHHHHH
𖦤 I / like / chocolate / :o) :||
𖦤 Chillin' / with / @extemporaneousDisconnect Just / finished / putting / in / the / router / lol / @draconicSublimation / ;o) / https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/256b6495a4f4.png :||
HHHHHHhhhHHHHHHhhh hhhHHH afdghhhdfghhhm thhhank you hhhhhh whhhat thhh hhh??? i thhhink i'm about to go into shhhock OKAYBUTNOIHHHAVETOSTAYALIVEI AAAAA OKAY THHHANK YOU THHHANK YOU THHHANK YOU
scram xX crab xXx this Xx aint xXx about xXx you xX rn
(V)(',,')(V) br℧hhhh ok WATEVERRRneverl talking to ℧ agaib
𖦤 See / this / is / why / you're / the / brains / of / the / band, / man, / look / at / this / shit / lol :||
i'll Xx let Xx you xX believe xX that xXx dale
need xXx this xXx framed xXx tbh
✿ two chuds in da same room wat will happen
𖦤 Just / feel / bad / about / your / one / sided / crush, / lil / bro :||
perhaps xX a xXx ticket xX to Xx our xXx next Xx show Xx would xXx do xXx nicely xX for xXx the Xx cherry Xx blossom
𖦤 VIP? :||
worry xXx not xX i Xx would Xx make xX sure xX that Xx she xX is Xx taken xXx care xX of xXx :)
not xX the xXx vip xXx you're xX thinking xXx just xX yet
𖦤 Good, / she's / funny :||
we xX should Xx get Xx the xX poor Xx thing Xx set Xx up xXx with xX some xX home xX wifi xX don't xX you Xx think?
𖦤 lmao / you / missing / her / bad, / huh? / Yeah, / I / got / a / free / evening, / why / not :||
WHHH????? HHHHHHhhhhhhhhh adfstysfghhhdfjhhhf? WHHHAT HHHHHHHHH?? IS I HHHUHHH?????
my xXx favorite xXx for xXx the xXx time xX being? @draconicSublimation Xx she xXx has xXx a xXx lovely xX home
WAIT REAL REAL REAL???? WAIT I JUST WOAHHHAHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH
tiger xXx beetle #beetleweek https://file.garden/aMb2VC837xleVX2F/bullshit%20for%20chittr/tigerbeetl.png
𖦤 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a9bcafae6d37.png Bro / is / literally / sitting / in / the / dark / scrolling / chittr / @extemporaneousDisconnect :||
There xXx was xXx nothing Xx good xX to xX see xX online, Xx either
𖦤 We / gotta / get / you / some / more / grass :||