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Overgrowth Lord
Life bends to the whim of this user.
@tranquilOutcast[TO]

Was "lordling of flesh" an insult, or is that just how he talks?

Kult: +9
Total: 9
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Overgrowth Lord
Life bends to the whim of this user.
@tranquilOutcast[TO]

Lady Frame hating that post the microsecond it uploaded. It could mean anything.

Kult: +9
Total: 9

Attention, The matter has officially concluded. Captain Mirith was victorious. There is no way to refuse the official record of the Duel, as I have also been made to file it myself. He was prepared, as I required. He pressed with force, capitalized on an opening I should not have so freely offered, and disarmed me before the assembled Witnesses. He was swift to have me bent and weakly holding onto my blade in front of the spectators. The field received enough of my hue to satisfy whatever appetite the Captain had chosen. I find it very moving that Captain Mirith was able to pReserve, through all that sweat, pressure, exertion, pinning, slickness, breathlessness, consumption, and thorough satisfaction, the presence of mind to assure the public that this was merely a Duel. His dedication to martial clarity remains one of his more theatrical virtues. Still, I will grant him this: he earned the right to gloat. He may keep it for as long as he can carry it elegantly. As for a rematch, I will consider the matter when I am done considering the failures I made. A rematch is a vulgar word, as opposed to the truth of the matter. It will be a necessary correction. I have considered the weight of his blade, and the pressure he exerted when he placed it upon my face. I recall the precise moment my guard was forced open for far too long. His breach of my sanctity is the only honest thing he has ever done in his position of office. It would be easy to pretend my interest is purely procedural. That I seek only to restore balance, amend the record, and demonstrate that a single defeat does not settle the quality of an Officer. All of that is true, of course. Unfortunately, truth can be very indecent when arranged correctly. I remember the impact. I remember the heat of my own hue spilling where it had no permission to be. I remember the Captain above me, unkind enough to be beautiful in victory, watching my composure come apart one measured breath at a time. I remember my face marked by the consequence of him, stained until even dignity had to look away. One does not forget being opened so thoroughly before Witnesses. One also does not forgive it. So yes, Captain Mirith may rest assured that I am thinking long and hard about a rematch. I am thinking of his blade. I am thinking of the place it found me. I am thinking of whether, when next it pierces through my defense, I will permit the expression on my face to be mistaken for surrender. Or whether I will make him earn that misunderstanding twice. That is right. I will be coming for you, Captain Mirith (@diligentAcquisitions). I will keep coming for you until I catch you. Then, you will come for me. Our game of meowbeast and squeakbeast will continue until one of us is dead, or worse. For the sake of Chittr's Content Policy: #NSFW, as our blades are rather violent and cause chaos in the Reserve Offices of the Threshecutioners. #Violence for violence. Signed and Ratified, Marech Veylor 1st Officer of the Threshecutioner Reserve

Kult: +128
Kull: +98
Total: 226
Ratio: 1.31
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Helmed
A valued pilot and power source to The Fleet.
i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ
ffriendd of ffourss
Indie Artist Life!
Somebody's got to rep the small creators... like this user!
@fatallyForever[FF]

<action; statement input; statement: it is not that it means a |ot to me to make sure you know input; statement: it is more that i can't ca|| my superiors on-board fucking panrotted bu|geheads who shou|d go sit on a serrated spear input; statement: you, on the other h&... />

Kult: +9
Total: 9
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Helmed
A valued pilot and power source to The Fleet.
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
#TagYoureIt
#Its #An #Addiction
i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ
ffriendd of ffourss
@eclecticEngineer[EE]

[BEGIN MESSAGE] m0zt 1ike1y zhe tth0ught ab0ut it and decided zhe wanted tt0 hate react. with0ut caring much if y0u came back tt0 zee ei1eit'z w0rdz. 0r zhe waz buzy. it happenz. [END MESSAGE]

Kult: +12
Total: 12
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True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
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@heedlessCheapskate[HC]

(V)(',,')(V) WHAT DO ℧ WANTR ℧ STALKING MEBR℧H

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
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@heedlessCheapskate[HC]

(V)(',,')(V) ℧nrelated to everythign ever b℧t yealittles ok j℧hhhg

Kult: +15
Total: 15
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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
@glurpMaster[GM]

✿ AY BRUH chill CHILL WE NOT SCRAWNY

Kult: +4
Total: 4
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True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
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@heedlessCheapskate[HC]

(V)(',,')(V) ye℧p lol ℧ r f℧nny got th whole sq℧ard laffin

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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The Killing Floor
Nothing screams mirth like nü-metal.
Our Holy Mirth
A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]
@permissiveTurnabout[PT]

𖦤 Can't / look / away :||

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
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@heedlessCheapskate[HC]

(V)(',,')(V) i kno ℧ r b℧t what am i

Kult: +2
Kull: +7
Total: 9
Ratio: 0.29
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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
@glurpMaster[GM]

✿ just so u guys know @heedlessCheapskate survived dat he can survive anything #fightnight

Kult: +22
Total: 22
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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
@glurpMaster[GM]

✿ me bro MEEE i hope everybodys stoked to meet da glurp

Kult: +2
Total: 2

impress sxmexne, much xs i hxte tx xdmit it

Kult: +9
Total: 9
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Disability Pride
Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.
@watchingAuthor[WA]

Yeah - ... - but - i - feel - sick - now - ... - Only - took - things - 'cus - Miss - Callie - and Zabrak - said - to >

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
Sunrise Crown
Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.
Hole Expert
This user has delved into many unknown crevices.
Clicker Frenzy
This user is chronically online in a unique way.
@aspiringPessimist[AP]

I'm Not Going To Sneak Off Into The Bathroom To Take Pictures Just Because I'm Drunk Again. That Was One Time And At My Place Of Work, This Is A Different Situation. #suggestive #substances

Kult: +4
Kull: +5
Total: 9
Ratio: 0.80
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I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)
Patron
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verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Observed.
This user is being watched.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
You know who else...?
Muscle Troll totally GOT this user!
Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
@malleablePersonage[MP]

I know there was not supposed to be a medic here but I seem to be unable to help myself.

Kult: +2
Kull: +5
Total: 7
Ratio: 0.40

Going to go outside in a normal and casual fashhhion whhhere I'm going to be thhhe most normal hhhhhh rustblood probably and act so natural everyone thhhinks I'm. HHHhhh... hhh... um... ...well, maybe just doesn't thhhink of me at all, I guess, is meant to be thhhe default for a lowblood like me. hhhhhh

Kult: +12
Total: 12
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YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
Sunrise Crown
Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.
Hole Expert
This user has delved into many unknown crevices.
Clicker Frenzy
This user is chronically online in a unique way.
@aspiringPessimist[AP]

I'm Washing The Slime From The Recupracoon Off A Second Time Tonight. I Need To Employ A Clown To Lick It Off Of Me Or Something. #nsfw

Kult: +7
Total: 7

°⚬°⚬〇 since #fl°atiefriday is c°ming t⚬ a cl⚬se, i w°uld like t⚬ give respect t⚬ the seadwellers wh° can't swim. keep °n truckin'! 〇°⚬°⚬

Kult: +7
Total: 7

Whhhen you uuhhh hhh hhhhhhhhh do thhhose like tests online thhhat may or may not be #nsfw hhh hhhhhhhhh um Are you meant to pick... whhhat you thhhink you'd hhh hhhhhh chhhoose in real life... hhh or like... whhhat you thhhink sounds like you'd want to like... asking hhhhhh. Um. For no reason. Not posting anythhhing. HHHhhh just asking. Crowd opinion. HHHhhh from my hhhive.

Kult: +9
Total: 9

I Also Need People ⚚o S⚚op Coming ⚚o Me Fo℞ #subs⚚ances i Ba℞ely Have Enough ⚚o ⚚℞ea⚚ Pa⚚ien⚚s, I Can No⚚ And Will No⚚ Sell You My Limi⚚ed Cache.

Kult: +2
Kull: +7
Total: 9
Ratio: 0.29
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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
@glurpMaster[GM]

✿ two chuds in da same room wat will happen

Kult: +4
Total: 4
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The Killing Floor
Nothing screams mirth like nü-metal.
Our Holy Mirth
A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]
@slipperySideliner[SS]

:---)

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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The Killing Floor
Nothing screams mirth like nü-metal.
Our Holy Mirth
A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]
@permissiveTurnabout[PT]

𖦤 I / like / chocolate / :o) :||

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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The Killing Floor
Nothing screams mirth like nü-metal.
Our Holy Mirth
A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]
@permissiveTurnabout[PT]

𖦤 Need / more / snacks / in / your / fridge / 💔 :||

Kult: +7
Total: 7

THHHAT MY WHHHAT HHHHHHUHHH??????? WAIT AGAIN IN MY HHHIVE??!??? WHHHILE I'M AT WORK?!?????

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
@glurpMaster[GM]

✿ ok dont know how to feel about dis are u ragebaitin or suppording me

Kult: +2
Total: 2

okay yaaaaaaaaaay

Kult: +2
Total: 2

I did not have another bladed implement on my form at the time, and was not in need to create one when I had a sword. I have been hvmbled by my foolish misassessment.

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
@glurpMaster[GM]

✿ this is fukked up guys i am a person too not just a celebrity u can call twinklebutt as u please

Kult: +23
Total: 23
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Alternia's #1 Marketorturer
Can remain irrational longer than anyone can remain solvent.
Amporacoin
This user is still holding Amporacoin. Line go ♒︎ #TOTHEMOONS #ERIDANWEEK
@gratuitousAnnuity[GA]

↗️EVEN AMONG THE LOWEST OF CASTES, IT SEEMS, I AM SOME KIND OF PHYSICAL INFERIOR.↗️ ↘️i don't completely understand why some of you hatched so vertical, but i understand the importance of staffing incredibly tall, warmblooded professional lightorb changers.↘️ ↗️I AM SIX STEMLENGTHS AND THREE QUARTERPRONGS.↗️ ↘️6'3".↘️

Kult: +22
Kull: +12
Total: 34
Ratio: 1.83

I am host to a cvrse. I have little to hold joy for. I appreciate the mirth of others at a respectfvl distance.

Kult: +2
Total: 2

WAIT REAL REAL REAL???? WAIT I JUST WOAHHHAHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH

Kult: +2
Total: 2

HHHhhh hhh hhh yeahhh... thhhank you @-@ awawawahhh hhh a rustblood like me probably doesn't deserve thhhe flowers too bu but I'm very hhhappy hhh hhhhhh I get a reminder thhhat... a hhhighhhblood was in my hhhive even if I MISSED IT hhh hhh u I'm so hhhappy and upset at thhhe same time hhh hhhhhh

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
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@heedlessCheapskate[HC]

(V)(',,')(V) wat ℧r definitiont of f℧n

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@vitalBrush[VB]

I've got t' "lock in" or however it goes

Kult: +12
Total: 12

I'M FREE FROM WORK althhhoughhh my manager seemed shhhocked I wasn't sticking around for overtime today hhhahhhahhh hhh hhh

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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The Killing Floor
Nothing screams mirth like nü-metal.
Our Holy Mirth
A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]
@permissiveTurnabout[PT]

𖦤 The / team / potential, / BJ. / I / gotta / foster / that / shit :||

Kult: +2
Total: 2

hhhttps://64.media.tumblr.com/dfbf8d62802f1e82b9268510dcf799a4/9578dd6070e6e13e-96/s250x400/89d89a8781435516b305cba6cde89c5e43765024.png

Kult: +7
Total: 7

WWWWWWWWHHHAHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhghhh?????????? ??

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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The Killing Floor
Nothing screams mirth like nü-metal.
Our Holy Mirth
A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]
@permissiveTurnabout[PT]

𖦤 Don't / kill / her / bro / she's / so / much / funnier / alive :||

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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The Killing Floor
Nothing screams mirth like nü-metal.
Our Holy Mirth
A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]
@permissiveTurnabout[PT]

𖦤 Yours / looked / more / fun :||

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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The Killing Floor
Nothing screams mirth like nü-metal.
Our Holy Mirth
A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]
@permissiveTurnabout[PT]

𖦤 Aw / man / you / got / me / jealous / over / here, / doin' / fun / shit / during / practice. / Probably / cramp / your / style / too / much / if / I / turned / up / too, / huh? / I / can / wait / my / turn :||

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Murder-Go-Round Mofo
Straight up bitchin' Ringmaster of Fight Night.
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gloomliebe
a lovely thinng you are
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@abjectDetermination[AD]

It r3ally b3 your own p3opl3 huh? Wond3r what I 2aid lmaooo

Kult: +6
Total: 6

I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT ANY SPECIFIC PERSON ESPECIALLY NOT ANY HHHIGHHHBLOODS I WAS TALKING IN GENERAL I PROMISE HHHHHHHHH HHHHHH HHHHHH

Kult: +26
Total: 26
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Alternia's #1 Marketorturer
Can remain irrational longer than anyone can remain solvent.
Amporacoin
This user is still holding Amporacoin. Line go ♒︎ #TOTHEMOONS #ERIDANWEEK
@gratuitousAnnuity[GA]

↗️I AM SSO PLEASED.↗️ ↘️beyond words.↘️

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Chittr Gold™
This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.
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@devoutLoyalist[DL]

I WILL ASSIST WITH WHAT I CAN MY HIGHBLOOD.

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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Rabies
This user has gone viral in more than one way.
transgender
love yourself
@aligerousCallidity[AC]

vwhat if it vwas just a fucked up gr0vwth 0n my 2ngue?

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
@glurpMaster[GM]

✿ now wat dat mean. an u’re a drummer. ok. there can’t be two clown drummers out dere

Kult: +4
Total: 4
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Murder-Go-Round Mofo
Straight up bitchin' Ringmaster of Fight Night.
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gloomliebe
a lovely thinng you are
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@abjectDetermination[AD]

Ill 2pac3 th3m out for y'all 2o I aint flooding th3 f33d and your und3rw3ar #n2fw? #2ugg32tiv3

Kult: +7
Kull: +5
Total: 12
Ratio: 1.40
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pansexual
love yourself
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love yourself
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
Chittr Gold™
This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.
@dealingMirth[DM]

$-$-$ brogke my damn cam n !tz all fuked now cant post no p!cs of d!s m!rthful jesta 4 all u f!ne shawts nd shawt!es #fml #newpalmhusksoon™

Kult: +4
Total: 4
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True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
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@heedlessCheapskate[HC]

(V)(',,')(V) no

Kult: +2
Total: 2

I CAN GET DOWN AND DIRTY WITHOUT THE STRENGTH OF THE DARK LIQUOR. SEE ME ON THE DANCE FLOOR, I AM A DANGER (IN A GOOD WAY).

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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True Opeth Fan
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@heedlessCheapskate[HC]

(V)(',,')(V) AYOOOOO cot in 4k

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
@glurpMaster[GM]

✿ wrong wrong picture

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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Pendra's Orb
♯heknows
@deathlessDeadwood[DD]

okay way too many ♯highbloods in my ♯notifs ♯begone

Kult: +13
Kull: +10
Total: 23
Ratio: 1.30