Kelric Stravi
@dourMemorandum
π§ -> Professional Assistant DMs Open For Bookings. Please Specify Needs and Schedule Upon Request. He/Him
π§ -> My Names Is Kelric Stravi, Iβm A Professional Assistant Stationed Within The Executing Administrative Tier Of The Independent Company Assistant Associates ( Ass. & Ass. ) And Iβve Been In This Field For Almost 5 Sweeps. We Provide General Assistance To Anyone For Any Reason, Connecting You With The Correct Troll Who Can Fulfill Your Needs. This Is My Personal Account, So I Will Be Documenting The Work I Get Done. I May Also Post Inspirational Work Media And Whatever Else I Feel Like. This Account Will Be Generally #nsfw After Hours. I Enjoy A Variety Of #substance And Would Like To Meet More Likepanned Individuals. My Dms Are Open For Work Requests Or Whatever Other Inquiries You Think Are Worth My Time. To Be Pinned, Kelric Stravi https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6dbcc0fa6423.png
π§ -> Want To Join #fishingfriday But Don't Know How To Fish? Too Busy To Fish? Don't Like Fishing But Can't Stand Watching The Timeline Get Stuck On A New Trend For 45 Minutes Without Participating? I'll Do It For You. Hire Me For A Day And You Will Receive All Of The Fish I'm Able To Catch. Hooked, Kelric Stravi
I like th'initiati\/\/e.
You should fish for the love of the game, never money
π§ -> It Sounds Like You've Never Been Paid To Fish. Cordially, Kelric Stravi
(β’Μββ’Μ)πͺ THIS SEEMS DESPERATE. I FW THAHAT. I LIKE MY MEN DESPERATE. :o)
I refuse to accept payment for the art, it would taint my passion
π§ -> My Names Is Kelric Stravi, Iβm A Professional Assistant Stationed Within The Executing Administrative Tier Of The Independent Company Assistant Associates ( Ass. & Ass. ) And Iβve Been In This Field For Almost 5 Sweeps. We Provide General Assistance To Anyone For Any Reason, Connecting You With The Correct Troll Who Can Fulfill Your Needs. This Is My Personal Account, So I Will Be Documenting The Work I Get Done. I May Also Post Inspirational Work Media And Whatever Else I Feel Like. This Account Will Be Generally #nsfw After Hours. I Enjoy A Variety Of #substance And Would Like To Meet More Likepanned Individuals. My Dms Are Open For Work Requests Or Whatever Other Inquiries You Think Are Worth My Time. To Be Pinned, Kelric Stravi https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6dbcc0fa6423.png
(β’Μββ’Μ)πͺ HAHANDSOME LIL MUTHAHAFUCKER.
π§ -> You Miss 100% Of The Shots You Donβt Take. πͺ Winning, Kelric Stravi
(β’Μββ’Μ)πͺ THIS IS REAL AND TRUE. π₯π₯π₯
π§ -> Iβm Probably Nonbinary But I Have A Job So I Don't Really Care About That Right Now. Cheers, Kelric Stravi
π§ -> I've Joined This Site Under The Recommendation Of A Coworker. She Said She Was Able To Make Friends And Even Strike A Few Business Opportunities Using This Platform. If Anyone Reading This Is In Need Of A New Assistant, Feel Free To Contact Me At Your Earliest Convenience. I Can Assist With Anything. I've Assisted With A Lot Of Different Things. There's Nothing I Can't Assist With. Warmly, Kelric Stravi
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( αβκβα) < Golly gee, I'm not fixin' fer no assistance or administranglers none, buuut if ya ever find yerself hitchin' 'n itchin' t'be a part of a bigger party, the ICQA offers accreditation for Intravenous Counskulling services!!! Shrink stuff!!!! Talkin' folks through their issues...!!! ( αβκβα) < I'd happily vouch fer ya!!!!!
π§ -> Your Help Is Much Appreciated. Seriously, If You Need Someone To Do Your Laundry Or Something Or... I Don't Know, Keep Up With Your Stabchat Streaks, I'm Available. Best Regards, Kelric Stravi
π§ -> Do They Just Let Anyone Do That? It Seems Kind Of Important. I Don't Have Any Kind Of Prior Education With Intravenous Cannulation. I Mean, I'm Sure I Could Figure It Out, But Still. All The Best, Kelric Stravi
( αβκβα) < Oh, baaaah!!!! Sorry, I don't think I made m'self clear... ( αβκβα); < It's an accreditation program!!! For an Undergrudge's! We pay fer yer courses, room 'n board, a modest stipend...'n you agree t'work fer a trial period 'o two and a half sweeps. All goes well on both sides, yer temporary becomes a permie! ( αβΎΜκ βΎΜα); < Ya gotta be dedicated though!!! It ain't free fundin'!!!! Contingent only on makin' it to a temp!!!! If ya drop out prior t'yer cert, ewe do owe that amount back to the Universiscree... ( αβκβα) < But if yer dedicated, 'n interested in helpin' folks, 'n willin' t'buckle down...could be a wonderful opportunity!!!!
π²ΦΌπ’π) You know I just might need an intern ( β¬ έΛ. έββΉ
I m3an 2hit mayb3 I do n33d an a22i2tant. I ju2t giv3 you mon3y and you do 2hit for m3?
π§ -> Correct. The Amount Of Money Is Determined By The Urgency Or Danger Of The Tasks. Most People Just Need Help Staying Organized Or Managing The Business's Social Media Accounts, But There Have Been Stranger Requests. What Do You Think You Need Done For You? Best Regards, Kelric Stravi
[WE ALWAY$ HAVE $POT$ OPEN AT THE KELDAM #ORP. BUILDING! I NEED NEW LAWYER$ THE OLD ONE$ $AID "THEY'RE TIRED OF MY $HIT" WHATEVER THAT MEAN$!]