Kelric Stravi
@dourMemorandum
📧 -> Professional Assistant DMs Open For Bookings. Please Specify Needs and Schedule Upon Request. He/Him
📧 -> My Names Is Kelric Stravi, I’m A Professional Assistant Stationed Within The Executing Administrative Tier Of The Independent Company Assistant Associates ( Ass. & Ass. ) And I’ve Been In This Field For Almost 5 Sweeps. We Provide General Assistance To Anyone For Any Reason, Connecting You With The Correct Troll Who Can Fulfill Your Needs. This Is My Personal Account, So I Will Be Documenting The Work I Get Done. I May Also Post Inspirational Work Media And Whatever Else I Feel Like. This Account Will Be Generally #nsfw After Hours. I Enjoy A Variety Of #substance And Would Like To Meet More Likepanned Individuals. My Dms Are Open For Work Requests Or Whatever Other Inquiries You Think Are Worth My Time. To Be Pinned, Kelric Stravi https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6dbcc0fa6423.png
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📧 -> Thank You For The Lovely Turnout To #phishingfriday. I Hope Everyone Was Able To Learn A Few Things About Internet Safety. Best Regards, Kelric Stravi
📧 -> I'm Making This #fishingfriday A #phishingfriday To Recount The Importance Of Internet Safety. If You Would Like To Learn More About Phishing Scams And How To Stay Smart Online, Join The Goregle Meets Room For The Presenation Before Lunch Block. Thanks, Kelric Stravi
,,,do you ju$t,,,not have,,,anything better to do,,,or what?,,,
📧 -> My Coworkers And Mutual Acquaintances That Follow This Account Need To Be Protected Against People Like You. Best, Kelric Stravi
📧 -> #work Cheers, Kelric Stravi https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5296ec07be08.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c7196f2102b2.png
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📧 -> On The Clock. With Guilt, Kelric Stravi
📧 -> Redownloaded Grovlr, My Apologies. What Kind Of Selfies Do Highbloods Like? Profile Information? Lack Thereof? #nsfw Requesting Assistance, Kelric Stravi
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,,,i'm not,,,your palmhu$k,,,and hu$ktop ju$t,,,both $uck,,,and you're a technologically illiterate fuck,,,
📧 -> I'll Take Some Then. I Prefer Faceless For Those Sorts Of Endeavors Anyway. Are You Active On The App? My Thanks, Kelric Stravi
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📧 -> Degrade Myself? I Cannot Tell If You're Joking, My Apologies. If You Are Joking, I'd Say That It Is A Humorous Quip In The Essence Of The Hinted Explicitness Of This Post. Perhaps I Laughed At My Desk, Leaned Back To Make Sure No One Was Peeking Over Into My Cubicle, Before Continuing Typing. The Thought Of Debasing Oneself For A Stranger Is Hilarious. If You Are Not Joking, Dm Me At Your Earliest Convenience. Many Thanks, Kelric Stravi
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📧 -> Can't Drink Tonight Due To An Influx Of Work. I Will Be In The Office All Day. My Hands Are Shaking. My Eyes Are Sore From All Of This Reading, I'm Glad. #substance Regrettably, Kelric Stravi
📧 -> My Flushed Quadrant Belongs To My Job, Larkso. I Cannot Help Myself. Best, Kelric Stravi
📧 -> I'm 6' Even. Vertically, Kelric Stravi
,,,you've forgotten there are people,,,who know you irl on,,,thi$ web$ite,,,
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📧 -> If Two People Are Posting The Exact Same Kind Of Yearning Posts Tagged Vague, Is It Really Vagueposting Anymore? Vaguely, Kelric Stravi
📧 -> Im So Fucking Lonelu #ssbbstant #ssubstnqace #substnace #substnce Fuck #substance Urs, Kelric Stravi
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• seems like someone could use a break from it all • idk my dms are open i guess • if you feel like spilling your guts to a near stranger • shrug
📧 -> Fuck I Don't Know What's Wrong With Me Drinks After Work You Know Regrettably, Kelric Stravi
📧 -> Yeah I'm So Ujh Pathetic I'm So Gladsomeone Finally Said It I Miss Yyou Sosb Ad Miss U, Kelric Stravi
• i get you • happens • lonely days feel lonelier with a glass in your hand • especially when youve got a pretty repetitive work grind • wont last, hopefully
📧 -> Contracts Are My Safe Space. I Love Contracts. I Love Writing Them, I Love Verifying Them, I Love Stamping Them, I Love Assigning Them. I Have Never Read A Contract That I Haven't Loved. Best Regards, Kelric Stravi
,,,happy for you bud,,, cha$e your happine$$ man,,,
I couldn’t agree more!!!
📧 -> Normalize Context. If You're Going To Vaguepost Just Dm Them. I Hate This Website. Best, Kelric Stravi
iim goiing two 2tart vaguepo2tiing more ju2t two pii22 you off, then.
,,,take a breath dude,,, it'$ not that big of a deal,,, literally no one except for you care$,,,
📧 -> Is It Truly? You Can't Vaguepost An Entire Website. There Is Not A Single Account On This Platform ( Including Mine According To You ) That Has No Posted Vagueslop At Least Once. The Point Of Vagueposting Is To Force Onlookers To Think " Oh My, What/who Could This Possibly Be About? I Suppose I'll Never Know. " As Well As Making The Person The Post Is About Say " Oh That's About Me. I'm So Filled With Hate. " Are You Filled With Hate, Kakkoi? Sincerely, Kelric Stravi
📧 -> Do You Want To Get A Beer Sometime? Respectfully, Kelric Stravi
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📧 -> I Need To Get Back On Grovlr. Sincerely, Kelric Stravi
📧 -> Beer After Work. Need A Pick Me Up. Kayvel Scammed Me Again. Best, Kelric Stravi
📧 -> Beer For Lunch. Best Regards, Kelric Stravi
how about a ♯fuckings&wich or something
↗️I AM SURE THIS WILL NOT IMPACT YOUR PRODUCTIVITY AT ALL, AND WILL CERTAINLY MAKE YOU APPEAR CAPABLE, RESISTANT, AND RELIABLE TO YOUR CERTAIN SUPERIORS.↗️ ↘️continue making poor decisions and posting them,↘️ ↗️WROTHE AIARAY.↗️
📧 -> In Response To Your Message Regarding Conduct During Active Duty Hours, I Would Like To Direct Attention To The Relevant A & A Company Provision: "( D.33 ) Advisors And Assistant Assistant Directional Staff (aads) Are Permitted Limited Consumption Of Approved Intoxicants During Designated Operational Intervals, Provided Such Activity Does Not Materially Impede Contractual Output Or Task Completion.” Per This Clause, A Temporary Clearance Has Been Issued For A Controlled Consumption Window Of 00:17:00 To 00:23:00 ( Sst ). This Allowance Falls Well Within Acceptable Tolerances As Defined By A & A Company Policy. Which Obviously Being An Employee For As Long As I Have Means I've Followed Through With The Right Protocol To Be Sanctioned A Beer Lunch. I'm Not A Fucking Idiot. My Completion Rates Have Exceeded Projected Quotas By 137%, With Task Turnaround Averaging 42% Faster Than Baseline Expectations Across The Last 3 Cycles. I'm Very Good At My Job. You Seem To Be Projecting Self Consciousness Onto Others Online; Maybe You Need To Reflect On Your Own Productivity? A Friendly Suggestion. Kelric Stravi
↗️IN REGARDS TO YOUR PREVIOUS MESSAGE,↗️ ↘️i hope this message finds you in poor health. it appears you have misinterpreted my prior response as some kind of incidence conjured to insight citation of your employee guidebook and sanctioned allowance.↘️ ↗️WHILE I UNDERSTAND THAT THIS PROCEDURAL ERROR IS EASY TO MAKE FOR SOMEONE AS UNDERWORKED AND UNDERPREPARED AS YOU, I HOPE YOU WILL TAKE MY FOLLOWING EXAMINATION OF YOUR PROFESSIONAL PROTOCOL WITH THE SAME DECORUM AND GRACE YOU SHOW YOUR SLURRY OF INTOXICANTS AND POOR DECISIONS.↗️ ↘️while it appears that your production levels are adequate in your field, but still nevertheless lacking and underwhelming to true office superiors and grindset regulars, my initial statement was moreso authored with the intention of calling into question your personal devotion and professionalism while operating on office hours.↘️ ↗️WHILE IT APPEARS YOU ARE, INDEED, ALLOWED THE FRUITLESS CONSUMPTION OF SOPORIFICS DURING YOUR DESIGNATED MIDSHIFT MEAL HOURS, ONE HAS TO WONDER IF YOUR WILLINGNESS TO TAKE THIS BREAK FOR YOUR INDULGENCE REFLECTS ON YOUR GENERAL ATTITUDE TOWARDS LABOR TO BEGIN WITH. BEING ALLOWED AND SANCTIONED SOMETHING DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE ENTITLED TO TAKE IT, PARTICULARLY IF THE OPPORTUNITY TO BE A TEAM PLAYER AND WORK FURTHER IS PRESENTED.↗️ ↘️your poor decision making was my primary concern, and in the future i hope you will reconsider making such mindless and inconsiderate commentary, and also that you will literally shut down your huskappliances and lock in.↘️ ↗️WORST REGARDS,↗️ ↘️wrothe aiaray.↘️ ↗️FULL-TIME MARKETORTURER.↗️ ↘️senior upholder of office manglement.↘️ ↗️BUSINESS DEVOTEE.↗️
,,,oh hey,,, didn't know you were on here,,, what'$ up man,,,
📧 -> Hello, Kavel. Have You Tried To Contact Me Directly? My Antivirus Software Pinged A Recent Device's Signature As Spam Though It Could Have Been Due To A Jailbroken Palmhusk. Sincerely, Kelric Stravi
,,,my palmhu$k i$n't jailbroken,,, i have no idea what you're talking about man,,,
📧 -> Okay Man. There Are Very Rude Individuals On This Site Who Try To Spread Negativity. Avoid Them For Your Own Productivity And Pan Health If You're Going To Be Active Here. Warm Regards, Kelric Stravi
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📧 -> Https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fa8e9c79ec4c.png Sincerely, Kelric Stravi
📧 -> I'm So Exhausted But I'm Unable To Retire Until I Finish These Contract Manuscript Evaluations. I Usually Don't Have A Problem With Early Mornings. I Need Something To Keep Me Energized. Best Regards, Kelric Stravi
📧 -> How Do You Get Good At Video Games? I Never Had Time To Play Them Before I Started Working And Now When I Try It's Pitiful And Humiliating. Disappointingly, Kelric Stravi
Nothing about this isn't cringe, I'm afraid.
L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L u juz r hatched w1th 1t 0r ur n0t 1 guzz c0uldnt be me 1 waz l1ke pr0 by the t1me 1 c0uld zpeak wut gamez r u even play1n????
honestly you just keep playing until you don't suck. like. practice and stuff. maybe search up tutorials on how to do certain things in certain games if you're curious, ik that helped me beat the more complex fiduspawn battles when i was younger
oh my god everyone else is being assholes in these replies what the actual nugflicking fuck.
📧 -> Thank You For Your Actual Helpful Attempt At Helping Me. Asking For Genuine Advice On This Website Is Like Asking To Get Bashed Over The Head With A Bad. It's Frustrating. Thankful For Your Help, Kelric Stravi