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pretend im quote rechitting this for a ratio arigatou https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b6787e6ab04b.png

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I sure did
THE SHIP CAPTAIN HAS US RECORDING CREW LOGS NOW. AND SO FAR IT'S ALRIGHT, BUT HE'S GOING TO BE HEARING A LOT ABOUT HOW I'M SICK OF CLEANING UP ASHES FROM THE SHIP'S CORE ROOM.

luv when ppl r so desperate 4 me~ oooo~ u want me sooo bad~ ;))))

hehe like wut u c?~ ;) #selfie #model #onlyfins https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ded49391f6c8.png
"Don'† †rus† coldbloods wi†h your address." I can be †rus†ed. I am very †rus†wor†hy, and would only use i† for †he con†inua†ion of †he sciences.
ᐖ U KNO THE ᐖRONEZ ᐖONT EVEN WATᑈH U FUᑈK. THEY JUST ᑈOME TO GRAB UR BIZNASTY (#NSFW) FROM U AFTER THEY WOULᐖNT EVEN KNO WHETHER OR NOT U SEXEᐖ ABOUT IT. U ᑈOULᐖ JUST SPLONSH INTO A B*ᑈKET ANᐖ GET LIKE UR NEIGHBOR OR SOMEONE TO ALSO ᐖO THAT ANᐖ THEN UR BOTH FINE HEY NEW IᐖEA. WHAT IF I OPENEᐖ AN ONLINE STORE. ᐛ
said fuck me as a joke and now john and karkat are fighting what the fuck is going on #nsfw ish

Going on Do Not Disturb for a bit.
Please consider more †orso pic†ures. For me.

hey, theyre taking my vwords out of context so it sounds like i wvanna bang clowvns! #nsfvw
http꠹://cdn.imgche꠹t.com/file꠹/61d7055022c1.png @aenea꠹caldarium oka.y :---)

verified badge <3 #nolongeryearning

Man 3v3ryon3 i2 out h3r3 having fun at my mat32prit2 party but m3 In2t3ad I g3t to watch thi2 cru2ty old fuck g3t to223d around by 2om3on3'2 fuck3d up ov3rgrown p3t until it2 my turn

\ me l0gg1ng 0nt0 ch1ttr & learn1ng ab0ut happen1ngs at the #b0nf1reparty / \ https://f1le.garden/aZklG8v4vGL1131X/ch1ttr_1mages/b0nf1reparty.png /
you werent buying it dinner before? not very gentlemanly of you

I need to buy the block button dinner the way I be hittin' it these days.

i fear that every little thing i d𖦹 is a blasphemy at this p𖦹int

i... fuck, i need to do some self-reflection. newver thought id say that.

Who'2 ankl32 w3 biting

Ya 3v3r wak3 up and think nah thi2 2hit ain't for m3, and th3n go back to 2l33p?
1 10ve when h0t men are easy t0 p1ss 0ff, free mater1a1 f0r 1ater 101 #nsfw

↗️WHAT ARE THOSE SOUNDS THAT YOU ARE TYPING AND WHY.↗️

what;s the right thing to do if someone finds a lost meowbeast spawn? ;/

it followed me hive ;/

sчre make Yoчrself hive i fчckin gчess ;/ what the hell https://cdn:imgchest:com/files/d80323b3b782:png

WELL A PROMISE IS A PROMISE!! FEAST YOUR EYES ON MY TASTEFUL PHOTOS!!! #NSFW https://i.imgur.com/mCdmULp.png
KURL0Z H45 JU57 833N LY41NG F4C3 D0WN 1N 7H3 GR455 F0R 45 M1NU735 >8? @74C17URNC4L4M17Y

Z. i once again rize from zlumber only to havve my eyez azzaulted by another crude pozt from an eridan wwill thiz evver end #directpozting .Z
ᐖ LEFT! NO! ᑈRUMBZ!!!!!1!!1 @MERᑈURIALGOREPRIEST #NSFW HTTPS://ᑈᐖN.IMGᑈHEST.ᑈOM/FILES/9ᐖᑈF4B6ᐖ9A1A.PNG ᐛ

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I NEED SOME BIG MUTHAHAFUCKING NATTIES IN MY FACE LITERALLY SUFFOCATING ME TO DEATH RN. :o/ #nsfw

Evening.

↘️no, i can't laugh. not yet.↘️
It sucks not hhhaving internet outside of work... I keep wondering whhhat is going on hhhere whhhen I'm not online hhh hhh... Tomorrow is my day off, but hhh, I hhhave a couple of ideas on whhhere I can try and get wifi... hhh. Anyway, selfie I took on thhhe way to work! Thhhe station was quiet today... hhh hhhttps://64.media.tumblr.com/6f9536525310946347b13ae03d20cd67/d608f89b669c6d1d-20/s1280x1920/3b2781b4df1a139cd70d9bc82b89a6a1a716c812.png

↘️i wish my ultimate superior↘️ ↗️WHO IS ENDLESSLY REFLECTIVE AND SELF-ASSURED IN HIS OWN PHYSICAL, EMOTIONAL, AND SOCIETAL PROWESS OVER A LOWLY OFFICE DRONE AND PITIFUL DESKDONKEY SUCH AS MYSELF↗️ ↘️would see fit to approach me with a stapler and directly tack his orders to the front of my starched and also freshly pressed shirt, like a troll martin luther placing his decrees on the clurch doors.↘️

↗️IN YET ANOTER SLIGHT AGAINST ME, MY WORKSQUARE NEIGHBOR HAS SPOKEN SO ILL OF ME TO OUR JOINT SUPERIORS THAT I HAVE INCURRED ANOTHER WRATHFUL PUNISHMENT.↗️ ↘️literal lies and also slanderous material pushed against me in droves, because i have not even once deigned to have a "long, winding, loud" conversation at my desk.↘️ ↗️NOT EVEN ONE THAT IS VERBAL, ANYWAY.↗️ ↘️instead of the usual thick whipping with some blunt, intrusive instrument of despair and backwarping, i have been commanded to fascinate my gaping wordhole with something else.↘️ ↗️A TASK TO TIRE MY EVER-RUNNING MAW, APPARENTLY.↗️ ↘️i have been ordered to rechew the used gum off the bottom of some choice desks.↘️ ↗️MY CHOMPBONE ALREADY ACHES.↗️ ↘️it iss so much.↘️

Gootta keep the real oones cloose

#INDIGO MENTIONED!!!!!!!

Doon't mess with us indigoobloooods there's like three oof us oon the timeline

aww no love for the wicked ;p https://cdn:imgchest:com/files/3826e0d0252d:png
ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━ - - PUPP Y PI CS ARE ALWAY SSSSSS A RA GE ARE NT TH EY, BOY <3 3 3 33,3,3𖦏
ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━ - - HEADACHE. HUNGRY. HORNY. A NEW LI ST TT OF D E E ADDDDD MEATTTTT. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE t heyell have tod rag gmy de ad COLD BODY ou tt from my yy besddd 1stttttt zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzXXzXXzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzcmvmXzcXzzzzX𖦏

They're all #yearning foor me btw
Found another cool deadlock mod https://file.garden/adcguSe89QhXpeAz/image_2026-04-10_050854516.png

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what even happened while i was gloating about winning the tournament
// being so real rn. she's an absolutely detached freak. im gonna put this in her bio but i will try to be Normal on other peoples posts :)
That thirst p𖤓st will lead t𖤓 regret. N𖤓t my regret, I feel n𖤓 shame. Y𖤓ur regret c𖤓mes s𖤓𖤓n.
I have been before. For lack of be††er words, i† is qui†e †he place for finding prey.
ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━ - - ign kore other replyy, groveellllll for it, necck k tie, degreade yourself ill put IN a good..... wordddd ahasabdhaadhaahsa𖦏
,,,gro$$,,,don't grovel it'$ pathetic,,,
whole hamm roast for dinnnner. i keep fuckinng winnnninng

#1 priority here is following or 8locking every single Serket to 8light this we8site. Second priority is getting mad 8itches. #serketgang #wheresmy8itches
ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━ - - someerbody sayyy PU S SSSZZZZZZZZZSSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY https://media1.tenor.com/m/tTDpZvEvMZkAAAAC/groove-battle.gif𖦏

have a 10/10 ass and give insane sloppy toppy #nsfw
,,,happy for you bud,,, cha$e your happine$$ man,,,

X I should tattoo the words “hole puncher” on my fist #nsfw x
Rare OOC post to show Aleata's kin onion, since there's really no way to rationalize her posting it in-character. She's very normal. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/29b658d80965.png
o-)- hmm! i dont like having my chits hated ≽(◉m ◉ ≼マ can i have constructive criticism on how to make them better?
busting out the ukulele for this one hey guys this is hard for me to say a few posts ago i erroneously yapped about roaches during beetle week ive since then been educated and informed that those two are different orders even if they look the fucking same which is offensive and churlish of me im listening and learning to bug voices and apologize for my egregious error and im working on improving myself btw this post was sponsored by raid shadow legends

:33 < im gonna be getting a lot of hate on b33tlw33k... :33 < but i won't back down :33 < b33tles are the gushers of the animal kingdom

:33 < i miss my gillfurrond :((

uhhh. everything good?

oh no the beetles were too much >X3

heyyyyy is it still official #boynook hours ??? ;) #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c6ac596d270e.png

I love that mistakes on Chittr are kinda permanent. Yeah you think about what you've done, loser.

anyone know what kind of beetle thiss is?? i found it while furaging!! >XO https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c1889eb8b993.png #beetleweek
update. me and this dog are coworkers now. ive bought it more, but i think its hunger is insatiable ☠︎︎ https://i.ibb.co/N2T5815X/IMG-7276.png ☠︎︎

↘️i am putting it on now.↘️

(( holy fucking shit i never use ooc but i need to tell you im literally obsessed with havero your let me in animation makes me claw my fucking face off
OC INFO PLS NO MIND ME --WARNINGS-- +NSFW +BDSM +HARD FETISH/KINK MENTIONS +HEAVY FLIRTING +SUBSTANCE ABUSE (mostly acohol but other substances as well) --HAVERO IS A SUPER SEXUALLY CHARGE AND UNCOMFORTABLE CHARACTER I UNDERSTAND NOT WANTING TO INTERACT WITH HIM LOLLLLLL-- ---- occupation: EMPIRE ENFORCER (basically like a cop/bounty hunter), leather dom lol, SNIPER tumblr tag: lordtonic.tumblr.com/tagged/havero https://64.media.tumblr.com/29e72ad2c94e3f9d761ad0d46d723cd9/2a2129a83be2c8e4-bc/s2048x3072/867ac01cf716ce1467d128dc38cb51f7fcf8c7ef.png #nsfw #substance

concept: a cute short girl whos super shy and modest but turns out she has a giant girlbulge that is literally so big you dont even know what to do about it (tags: Reader/Anonymous, i keep seeing #girlbulge on my dash, #rankworks, #nsfw, size difference, unmentioned quadrant, small top, archive rating: M)

today im thinking about a fuschia blood prince and his indigo knight bodyguard and protector unable to pursue quads due to the taboo and questions it would raise, the knight stands at the princes bedside watching over him to protect him from any evil doer that may come to harm his prince just doing his duty while the prince pleasures himself and keeps eye contact with his knight, out in the open for the knight with such incredible restraint to drink in every inch of his prince as he plays with his own royal body "spill for me lad" the knight chokes out as the end comes near, not moving from his post at the princes bedside (tags: Prince/Knight, #nsfw, caste difference, this would be a good full fic, i wish i was a prince, but i would be a lowly serf, a stupid pathetic maid, hh, flushfic, pining redrom, no touching, exhibitionism, voyuerism, archive rating: E)
,,,had my portrait taken,,, by @dourMemorandum,,, i think it turned out pretty good,,, http$://cdn.imgche$t.com/file$/7b732445611a.png
,,,i have never,,, lo$t a game of rock paper $ci$$or$,,, in my entire life,,,
,,,found a briefca$e filled with ten$ of thou$and$ of caeger$,,, in an abandoned factory in,,, thra$hthru$t,,, i feel like i'm gonna get culled if i take thi$,,,
,,,$o,,, i'm on chittr now,,, not $ure what i'm gonna like,,, po$t on here or whatever,,, but i'll think of $omething,,, i gue$$,,,
**OOC INTRODUCTION** Your name is KAYVEL FORBAT. You live in a cramped, half-collapsed hive on the edge of a SHITHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD that the city wherein you live has completely forgotten about. The walls are mostly just patched together with DUCT TAPE AND SPIT at this point, as well as whatever RANDOM SHIT you "found" during your latest just-before-daybreak wandering. Your lusus, the MANGY ONE-EYE SCRAPFOX habitually bails on you and then comes back into your life like a deadbeat parent every other sweep or so, usually because he's briefly decided that the junkyards provided better meals than playing custodian. You are LUCKLESSLY PRONE TO INJURY in the way that some trolls are prone to breathing. This may or may not coincide with your favorite hobby: URBAN EXPLORATION. You love creeping around like a NASTY LITTLE FREAK in abandoned hives, derelict factories, and collapsed subways that have been long forgotten about. Unfortunately those places don't love you back as much as you love them, and tend to fight back with LOOSE FLOORING, RUSTED REBAR, AND THE OCCASIONAL ANGRY SQUATTER. You are also a HABITUAL LIAR and a KLEPTOMANIAC. Not even in a cool, villainous sort of way either, just an extremely constant, low-level compulsion which you can't get away from. You lie about what you had for dinner, where you got that circuit board, whether you're okay, whether you're mad at someone, whether you aren't mad at someone, and you grab things out of people's pockets JUST OUT OF IMPULSE. Even when you genuinely want to help someone, the words get twisted in your mouth and come out sideways and dishonest. It's not even malicious, it's just how your FUBAR'D PAN works. You steal things out of TOTAL COMPULSION, and your hive is filled with USELESS BULLSHIT that almost certainly does not belong to you. Your trolltag is prevaricatorySpelunker [PS] and you speak in a manner that is ,,,$hifty as fuck,,, and doe$ not make you $eem,,, particularly tru$tworthy,,,

oчtside right now: reallY hopin some hot babe paints mY thinksponge over some bloodY streets and snog with me later ;) #gore #nsfw

snatched his soчl mid thrчst now he;s in terrorprist scared of the wigglY ;/ #nsfw
closing dms right this instant @ https://file @garden/aZB6DAuOJCHglmOs/129324 @PNG?v=1775405600307
One aspect of the myth of Jesus Christ in human culture that I have always found to 8e especially intriguing was that of the 8etrayal of Judas Iscariot. It is a component of the story that is completely unique to mankind, as opposed to the more o8vious parallels drawn 8etween certain troll legends and it. To 8e fated to not only 8etray your 8eloved teacher, 8ut for that 8etrayal to 8e integral to lift him up and make his legend all the more important. It's of no wonder that many depictions of Judas show him wracked with grief and shame at his actions, despite the futility that would accompany any kind of resistance. He is a controversial and theologically contested figure, of course, 8ut there is a poetry to 8eing 8etrayed with a kiss. It's of no wonder that he is such a prevalent topic in Christian artwork. He's all too human. #easter #religion

C9uld y9u perhaps teach me m9re a69ut the human myth? I've already had a few pe9ple make a c9mparis9n 6etween me and this figure 6ut I've 9nly had a sh9rt summary 9f the events.
(Uh) And I rose again, girl (Giiiirl) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -

I SHOULDVE NEVER WIZARD MARRIED HIM!!!!!! #EridanWeek #NailHim #LikeToDaCross

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2up n3rd2

Bro2 got a chittr d3adman2 2witch
oh my god everyone else is being assholes in these replies what the actual nugflicking fuck.
honestly you just keep playing until you don't suck. like. practice and stuff. maybe search up tutorials on how to do certain things in certain games if you're curious, ik that helped me beat the more complex fiduspawn battles when i was younger
(( Random Notes: > "The Grinning's Agency" is a Clothing company that both is on and off Alternia on other conquered planets. Its watched over by members of the Clown Church to an extent as its been approved by HIC, and a subsect of Violet blooded officials, but is mostly ran by gifted Jade Bloods work and whoever else can do good clothes and is deemed perfect for the job they need at any given minute. They are the main supplier of clothes for young trolls who are coming out of the caverns, along with a good portion of MOST of Alternia's fashion in slightly upper caste stores. They aren't talked about directly too often outside some trending specific apparels or events that sometimes get posted, due to them being a common Imperial-Approved existent brand. They take custom-work clients through specialty commission, event raffles or contests. Its very hush-hush for many things to do with their innerworkings, invite-only to even be able to work with them or be a Membership haver for their sometimes discounted goods. (You have to know someone to get discounts or memberships for commissions). I see being apart of this company being one of the few ways a troll might escape the Space War or Fighting directly inside it if you get super lucky. > Some of your fantrolls or canons can already "know" Beryle if you would like to RP or acknowledge it in some way. Beryle is an Alternian equivalent to a Instagram influencer. While she is an employee at Grinning's Agency and makes custom clothes, and this might be of-note to trolls who read magazines enough, a lot of trolls into fashion would likely only recognize her due to the fact she mostly is known as a pretty face who models cute clothes via Alternian Instagram. (Feel free to steal any random outfits outside her main one for your own ocs or trolls as inspo, as these are made to be sold to others anyways, itd only make sense others later have a version of it when they release. Its also because I want to be indulgent and just have fun world building aspects of it.) > Beryle lives with 5 other jade bloods, a Seadweller and a purple blood. > Beryle's boss is likely the purple blood. Her boss is slightly less of an asshole than a lot of clowns or trolls, which is why I think they have a fun snarky relationship together; its entirely platonic. > Hypotheticals: Knight of Heart, Derse. Land of Puzzles & Pulse. https://i.imgur.com/oPX3lYh.png ))
What the fuck is eVVeryone hornyposting? Is this norMMal?
Oh! Wow. I get wrapped up for work for a few days and I see not much has changed here. It's good to see people having fun.

he had a stroke.
// Disappeared to actually draw him properly. https://64.media.tumblr.com/0a393ec38013f0ddb82fa74ab84bdd8d/72b220d5b16fa0a6-87/s1280x1920/520d1c74e8d1b58987be22d33b8649b92b80df7a.png
⚓< you all have no internet safety skills. why are you sharing your heights online >

Happy STUPID #wizardwednesday at #eridanweek. I am reluctantly participating in the costume theming of the evening at the behest of @tipsyGnostalgic#2248 This hat makes me look like a gnome. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e3ef4ea1b9df.png

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THE AD SAID THERE ARE HOT TEALBLOODS IN MY AREA. WHERE ARE THEY? I DON'T SEE THEM.

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MY HERRINGS? RED. MY SLOPES? SLIPPERY. MY HOMINEM? AD. MY AUTHORITY? APPEALED TO. MY MAN? STRAW.

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 #NEWPFP https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5be44057d216.png
♡Hello! I Do Hope To Make Some Friends On Here. Or At Least Talk To New Trolls Outside Of Work.♡
[EVERYONE GIVE A VERY BIG FU#KING #LAP TO @BENIGNANTAPPERTAIN BE#AU$E THE WHOLE OFFI#E KNOW$ NOW! THANK$ A LOT HUR$U$...]

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THIS IS REAL AND TRUE. 🔥🔥🔥

matesprit just called me a big greedy fat unsatiable beast, wut so i do x,(
did you guys knowv im also a painter? here is a recent self-portrait i vworked vwery hard on. (only positivwe comments allowved, thanks.) https://i.imgur.com/RClWNic.jpeg
My voice is gone today. Screamed too loud at #EridanWeek.

i forgot how much unemployment sucks / i need a job /

 ̄\ ever since i was a little boy it's been my dream to get into a flame war on chittr / ̄

The man does protest.

Bruh aft3r y32t3rday I think I n33d to c3a23 3xi2ting for a minut3 im 2o fucking drain3d. Hit th3 gym and th3n rot for a whil3
lemme d⊙ a pr⊙per intr⊙ f⊙r mᥡ #pinned rq call me delphi ⊙r del, ᥕhatever u ᥕant l⊙l and ᥡea im studᥡin t⊙ be a sc⊙urge⊙n and all that but ur girl’s still bumpin ᥕicked beats at the revels ᥕhenever i can!! plus makin fuglᥡ d⊙lls f⊙r funsies dms are ⊙pen if u ever need a ᥡap ⊙r s⊙methin stitched up ⊙n the l⊙ᥕ :◦) #cl⊙ᥕngirlsinSTEM #selfie https://cdn.imgchest.c⊙m/files/64c32b133c01.jpeg
AOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU BABY IM PRAYING ON YOU TONIIIGHT

I.. Harley, my dude, they’re the same hormone

my posts haven't been getting much traction lately / i wonder why
one single like and ill meowv. please i need kult score.
@WARIOEPICFAN JEFF THE KILLER GETTING JEFF FINGERED #NSFW #MYCHITTNOW

lol theY;re dead https://cdn:imgchest:com/files/18a78f103afd:png #eridanweek #art

i;ll eat Yoч alive https://cdn:imgchest:com/files/c6e155b26b6f:png #art







































