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@arachnidsGrip

♫ Now Playing: Money Hungry Hoe- Brokencyde 5'8" of attitude, various substances, and murderous intent.

Blood: CobaltAge: Kult Score: 1249Kull Score: 100628 followers5 following
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Hello, freaks. ::::) (@vriskell on tum8lr!) https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/3f/e4/a9/3fe4a9ccfe9856188c3e157e97f590d1.jpg

What are we talking a8out 8ruh i am so fucked up

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@retroactiveAmnesiac[RA]

-7 Troll5 ju5t 5harin their type, ykno girl 2-

Are we talking a8out types? I see mine every time I look in a mirror, 8itch!!!!!!!! SEND CHITT

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#R-EA-ELS)(IT #B-E-ENSAYIN #TYP-ES)(IT #R-EC)(IT #M-EFORR-E-EL #PUTITINWRITING

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I wonder how many people have me 8locked.

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i love you so much id keep your bones after you died

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bone?

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play fetch for me uu0

whatever you say gorgeous #arf

good boy!

its unfortunate that wwhen i go therell be nothin but dust in the wwind wwhat remains a me

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@gallowsCalibrator[GC]

4WWW TH4NK YOU

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B)

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Getting fucked up at a concert with someone I met off chittr. If I die, know I died sexy. I also formally decline getting my stomach pumped. #mysterious #idkwhatimtaking #stayhydrated8itches #su8stance

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oh, right. god tier. is that reaLLy what you use it for? a fucking backuP PLan for ODing??? #substance

No, I don't ever OD. My 8ody is 8uilt different. >::::)

what? okay, no, i'm caLLing buLLshit. you're a fucking Lightweight.

Ananse, shut the FUCK up!!!!!!!! At least I can hang. >::::(

oh we are NOT on first name basis.

aLso i can hang!!!!!!!! i can so fucking hang!!!!!!!!

You SO cannot fucking hang. I have seen like zero evidence of you ever 8eing a8le to hang EVER.

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yeah because i do it offLine dumbass??? you don't fucking know me.

So stop acting like you know me, 8uzzkill. God, you are RUINING my high rn!!!!!!!!

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bLuh. sorry, i guess. go get fucked uP.

#NewProfilePic . The dye is fading out. ::::( (art creds @vriskaesque on twt) https://i.pinimg.com/736x/59/d7/c7/59d7c7e08859154c8353869ae8e52161.jpg

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@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

Honestly like it a bit faded, looks good on you

Thanks! I'm thinking dark 8lue next. Think I can get into your human Hollywood this way?

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@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

Hell yeah, they love a good scene queen over here

Really? Can you make me a star, too? ::::)

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@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

Oh Peaches, you're already a star, I just give the public planetarium with your name on it

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Ugh, you're saying all the right words I wanna hear. You might 8e one of my more favored humans on this site. :::;)

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@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

Thanks, I gotta personable in this line of work anyway, but its always good to hear when its appreciated

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I'll keep in touch, in case I ever wanna 8e a superstar. You're a good contact to have.

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Tried to do new sk8 tricks and fell directly on my fucking ass. Someone saw me 8ut I saved myself the em8arrassment 8y mindmagicking them off a fucking cliff. This shit is for losers anyway! >::::(

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ddony givE up!!!:DDDDDDDD

xXx (( luv ur hair o.0 )) xXx

Should I...text my ex........?

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@giggingGaze[GG]

~ nuh uhᅠᅠXoXo

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@mercurialGorepriest[MG]

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ALWAYS. THIS HAS LITERALLY NEVER BEEN A BAD IDEA IN THE HISTORY OF ANY TIMELINE THAT HAS EXISTED EVER. I BE HITTING UP MY EXES ON THE REGULAR JUST TO REMIND THEM WHO'S TOP DAWG.

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Do it no balls

~° It's typically a bad idea. Unfortunately. ~°

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X GIRL NO. DO FUCKING NOT. x

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@totesGruesome[TG]

no u shud text cute girls instead

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You're so right actually.

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Womp womp. I just miss seadweller pipe unfortun8ly. </3

@giggingGaze[GG]

I may 8ypass the ex texting for a message from an emo slut on chittr!!!!!!!!!

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Whichever one I'm feeling at the moment.

#nsfw #feet I'd like to formally apologize for my feet post from earlier. I speak my truth unfortun8ly. The st8ment still stands........

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@adiosToreador[AT]

sTANDS, oN YOUR FEET?

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実 | I will really pay you to sssssend feet picturesssss, princessssssss.

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@snakeQueen[SQ]

Exactly what I like to hear! ::::)

READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ https://files.catbox.moe/ycumap.png this site never fails to... idk #nsfw ]

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@territorialTantalization[TT]

th's|s theDual'ty ofTroll.

-|~~ evidence we need a feet tag

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#nsfw #chittrconfession I ena8le feet fetishists 8ecause I have pretty feet.

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-|~~ can we add a #feet tag so i don't have to read ts

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

OH, PERFECT.

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@trenchantAltruist[TA]

H3LLLLL Y3H4HHH4HH4HHHH

♫ Now playing: Demolition Lovers- My Chemical Romance

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@mercurialGorepriest[MG]

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MY CHEMICAL TROLLMANCE WAS RIGHT THERE, ALWAYS WONDERED WHY THEY DIDN'T PICK THAT. WEIRD.

Right? Rolls off the tongue nicer too. ::::/

If you're reading this, you owe me financial compens8ion! I take 8oon8ucks, gold, other various precious stones, and titty pics! ::::)

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Don't worry. All things take time. ::::)

i really shouldnt be misappropriating even more patreon funds but you drive a hard bargain

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@dClussie[DC]

You are required 8y law to send me a good 8 million 8oon8ucks, and then some. I can even call my legislacer8or.

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Does this work. https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fthumbs.worthpoint.com%2Fzoom%2Fimages6%2F1%2F0923%2F21%2Fvintage-muppets-miss-piggy-cleavage_1_85d0866d2f83db3cdf8e50a981a1b2cc.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=b51a13667e15f52bd1befb0218c5f8cd1e4d98cb6c4f32a930527651a648516e

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W[][]at if t[][]e person reading t[][]is isn't getting paid at work, and also is flat? Asking for a colleague.

@broSprite[BS]

You have to copy paste it but it should be good.

yes vriska my love anything for you

@goingDown[GD]

I also accept physical la8or. >::::)

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@broSprite[BS]

S........sure........

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O[][] of course! I can [][]elp wit[][] your plumbing! *[][]olds a slig[][]tly battered lead pipe*

Hell yeah, pinned posts!!!!!!!!

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There are a lot of you who I have seen 8efore 8ut of the opposite gender. And those of you who I haven't seen at all. How many timelines does this chittr shit cross, anyway? And how many of you want to make out.

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@peaNut[PN]

⠀#nsfw

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@mercurialGorepriest[MG]

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ME. MEM. EM. MEME. ME. MEM. ME ME.ME ME. ME. MEM, ME,. ME ME. :o)

@peaNut[PN]

Thanks, I forgot!!!!!!!!

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>:::;)

// Completely off topic this vriska would absolutely be the type to say some shit like “your prettiest problem” in her bio i kind of hate this bitch

Fucked up in the clu8 thinking a8out the fall of the roman empire

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@flightyBroad[FB]

Quinctilius Varus, give me back my legions…

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@mercurialGorepriest[MG]

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 IF I WAS ROME I WOULDN'T HAVE FALLEN LIKE THAT. JUST SAYING THAT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN ME. I WOULDN'T HAVE LET THERE BE FINANCIAL SHUTDOWNS OR PLAGUE MAN. COULDN'T BE ME, I'M DIFFERENT.

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In need of a DJ and a speaker to dance on top of. And may8e another dancer, to whom may or may not 8e the victim of a fall from said speaker onto the dance floor. 8loodshed at the party!!!!!!!!

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some of you posting shit that has me wondering if the journal factory exploded or something

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Purple motherfuckers in my replies fawning over my 8lue 8itch swag. Meanwhile I'm a8out to dye Mituna's hair a full shade of mindfuck-co8alt. Crazy how chittr works in mysterious ways. #8itcheslovepsiionics #nohatetohigh8loodstho #iwantyalltoo

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Is the cobalt color itself a cognitohazard? Does it need troll mental architecture to work or does it work on anyone?

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@taciturnTerror[TT]

:o) I believe it will suit him well. :o) So long as he is happy.