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thats howv most gals tend to feel about it ;)
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cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 16: latula pyrope #cheating #nsfvw #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl ah tula. second holder of the mystical #pyrump. the original pickme girl. shes not like other girls, though she does still put out. she exists in an interesting space. i think shes the gal vwhos most likely to be looking for something serious out of us beforans, at least for me anywvays. kinda puts me off her. but then, shes dating mituna, but... its complicated, yknowv? you wvouldnt knowv that she wvas seeing anyone by the vway most of the ones i come across act. hell, they dont evwen play it up like the feferis vwill. still, its hard to go vwrong vwith a gal vwith legs like that. other thing you gotta keep in mind vwith latula is that its all an act. shes desperate for you to think shes cool. underneath it all, shes just a scared girl wvho knowvs there wvasnt a future for her before sgrub came and sawved the night. she has to be different, she has to be special, she cant let you in. mind stuff, yknowv? so use that. vwalidate her, tell her hovw cool she is, but let her feel like that approwval could go avway at any moment. drip-feed it to her. get her hooked on your vwalidation then let her go through vwithdravwal.. other thing: wvideo games. offer to game vwith her. thats an easy wvay into her hiwve and then into her panties. make some dumb bet wvith her and shell probably throvw just to let you feel her up or strip her dovwn. shes lonely, shes vwearing a lie and she knovws it, theres space to wvriggle on in there. offer comfort, a shoulder, an ear. wvrap an arm around her and let her yap about wvhatevwer game shes into that vwipe, and if you start to feel her up wvhile shes blabbing, wvell, vwhos keeping track, right? the ratingz bod: alvways fit, usually has some meat on her, alvways has that perfect fat pyrope ass. might just hawve the best legs outta all the gals i knovw too. the leggings do a lot for her too. 8/10 wvariety: this is the problem, i just hawvent played wvith enough tulas to really hawve a handle on em. i only ewver see the wvideo games thing wvhen i do. its a fun bit and all, but if i can be honest? nevwer gotten that in depth vwith one. gonna call this a 6/10 ease: eh. shes into it, but shell probably vwant too much commitment out of it. could just be a me problem though. 6/10 personality: wvery subjectiwve. do you find the gmer grrl thing hot? then youre in luck. obnoxious? youre boned. maybe try transitioning her to an e-girl type thing, thatd be fun. 7/10 ovwerall: 7/10. i dont dislike her or anything, just havwent tended to get too many good bites. im more than happy to be prowven otherwvise though ;)
atta girl
hit me up vwhen you wvanna make another bad decision svweetheart
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been getting a bit too many pity reacts today and i just dont like that all changing up my posting flow so none of you start getting ideas
its really not an ill provve it to you say i made a chitt announcin my super exclusivve boys club all the bleedin pushers wwould harmonize in unison to call me a wwoman hater regardless a my intentions im just followwin the crowwd so wwhich is it vvris are you lezzin out or are you tryin to piss me off
wwhat about the boys you misandrist cunt wwheel
yknovw wvhy is it that all hemoanonymous/mutant babes are flat as hell no tits no ass no nothing #nsfwv except \/\/\/
this uber aint xl in the slightest wwhat flippin givves
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piss yourself
see, she thinks im bravwe, nice
aight imma go get ma beauty rest yall betta behave ill be hearin aboat it if somefin happens #OB-EY #SUMBIT #CONSUM-E [)(er Imperious Condescension logged the fuck out.]
im seeing 8+8 likes right novw, better not hold out on us swveetcheeks
this wwas all an elaborate ploy to lead you into a false sense a comfort so i could enact my revvenge after bein broke up wwith an you fell for it na na na na boo boo
i only smoke troll cuban cigars im afraid my 4 by 4 wwould torch your little wweenie ciggy
struck out wwith a potential prospect by sayin lowwbloods do not possess autonomous rationality an therefore wwould be happier as slavves howw is evveryone elses light goin
youre all i need baby. some fries would be cool though