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@arachnidsGrip

♫ Now Playing: Money Hungry Hoe- Brokencyde 5'8" of attitude, various substances, and murderous intent.

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none of you are gonna find all my eggs

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Give me 30 minutes.

Happy easter, motherfuckers. Who wants eggs chucked at them today? That's like, the entire point of the holiday, right?

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I've got a bazooka you can launch them from.

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Deal!!!!!!!!

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@aeneasCaldarium[AC]

taking applications to be my bunnygirl, line starts owver there #nsfvw

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This is almost as pathetic as your replies to regular chitts.

ok logging off now i'm getting all heavy-headed and tired or whatever you wanna call it the sopor is calling my name

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I care! Goodnight. ::::)

I’m so fucking awesome.

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Damn right, 8itch!!!!!!!!

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Female trolls have what.

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::::)

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$-$-$ okay freaks n freakettes ! know ur all hanker!n for some panker!n but hear a brother out real qu!ck. just got some new bulg!l!c!ous glurple who wants to shmoooke up toootally makes all d!s degen-a-t!mes way s!cker. mess!ahs sa!d so ! swear #nsfw #substances™

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Me, always, the fuck.

$-$-$ hells to the yeah freakette u get !t f!rst rolls a freesk! past dat you gotta f!nd a way 2 pay uppp #substances™

I am so good for the money, man. I'll take a 8it of the freeski, though. ::::)

$-$-$ no doubt here trust!! a good sales-bro always g!vez a b!tta sample 4 hawt!es yknow™

Does a hawtie get like, a discount?

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$-$-$ praaawbs yeah lol but only !f u hang 2 smoke w!th the s!s deal!n !t hahah™

I'm always down to smoke with sis? Duuuuuuuuh. Come over!

Getting fucked up at a concert with someone I met off chittr. If I die, know I died sexy. I also formally decline getting my stomach pumped. #mysterious #idkwhatimtaking #stayhydrated8itches #su8stance

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I would say 8ecause I'm pure of heart, 8ut that's just not true at all.

oh, right. god tier. is that reaLLy what you use it for? a fucking backuP PLan for ODing??? #substance

No, I don't ever OD. My 8ody is 8uilt different. >::::)

what? okay, no, i'm caLLing buLLshit. you're a fucking Lightweight.

Ananse, shut the FUCK up!!!!!!!! At least I can hang. >::::(

oh we are NOT on first name basis.

aLso i can hang!!!!!!!! i can so fucking hang!!!!!!!!

You SO cannot fucking hang. I have seen like zero evidence of you ever 8eing a8le to hang EVER.

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yeah because i do it offLine dumbass??? you don't fucking know me.

So stop acting like you know me, 8uzzkill. God, you are RUINING my high rn!!!!!!!!

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easy website. https://cdn.imgchest.c0m/files/349b32f08a71.jpeg

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I know, right? I was once a chittr superstar........

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Turned a childhood into a life long strife.
@tactfulTactriun[TT]

little easter treat for my followers. everyone say thank you to the anon that donated a massive amount of money to post this early. full 20 minute video is avaliable if you subscribe. #nsfw #oviposition [Link] [The link leads to his professional account where this kind of stuff lives. It leads to a five minute preview of a video.] [The video is framed so it shows him from his shoulders down. He's completely nude, those scars fully on display. Beside him is a bowl with some textured eggs of various sizes, an ovi-dildo, and of course, lube. He's sitting on a dark gray towel, fully prepared for the mess this is about to likely make. Unlike his collab video, he gets right to it. He settles back into his pillows, legs spread and hole presented to the viewer, picking up the toy. Its fairly long and thick, a dark orange in shade. Along the shaft its textured with slight ridges and bumps. It almost looks *too* big. He picks up the bottle of lube, popping it open with one hand and tipping it over his t-dick. It's white and semi-opaque, and clearly still a bit cold as he sucks in a breath before letting it out of his nose. He lets the lube drip over his dick and down to his hole before he brings the toy's tip to his entrance, smearing it around somewhat to prep himself. Moments later, he sinks it in, letting out a moan as it fills him. The movement is languid, taking the time to fully hilt to the base like the damn professional he is before pulling out and setting a steady pace. With each movement he lets out a gasp and moan, thighs trembling ever so slightly. Of course, this is not the main event. Not with oviposition. After some time, he pulls it out, almost all the way. He reaches over to the bowl and pulls out a large sized egg out, already dipping with lube. He brings it to the base of the toy once the majority of the lube stops dripping, slowly pushing it into the hole with a lewd sounding *ssshlllup*. The shaft of the ovipositer expands as the egg slides down, down, down into his body. He reaches for another, and another, and another. Each egg expands the toy's sides, showing its travel down into his hole. As he starts stuffing himself, his moans and gasps begin increasing in volume until he has himself whimpering. Between each egg he presses the toy inside himself to push back to make more room, letting loose a pitiful moan each time the eggs shift around. It almost seems endless as he continues to fill the toy, the sides stretching and collapsing as each egg moves its way through until it stretches the connection between the ovipositer and his enterance, burying deep within his body. His body shakes, helpless gasps and moans slipping past his lips and echoing within the room he's in. Once the bowl is empty, he keeps the toy in, letting everything settle as he catches his breath for a second. He reaches for the bottle of lube, settling it into the hole of the toy and scooting himself down so his face isn't visible but enough that he can prop the ovipositer up some more. He squeezes the bottle and dumps a fairly considerable amount into it. Once he's satisfied, the toy comes slipping out and he takes a sharp breath inward. He sets the ovi-dildo back beside the bowl and rests his hand on his lower abdomen, waiting. Moments later the first egg slips out with a large amount of lube onto the towel, then another, and another. They pile up in front of him, shifting around ones already 'laid' before they eventually stop in a huge pile of silicone and lubed up mess. Some lube is still dripping out, leaving thin ropes connecting to some of the eggs in the pile. He lets out a heavy sigh once his body is empty and the video ends.]

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You know what, fuck yeah!!!!!!!!

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@coralConviviality[CC]

Its time as an )(eiress to use my finfluence for somet)(ing good. I'll be doing t)(is once a week. 8D I'm calling out cuties! Our first one is @ceremonialAlc)(emy . #callingoutcuties #glubposting

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This is so fucking cute, Feferi. You're my cutie callout! ::::)

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#NewProfilePic . The dye is fading out. ::::( (art creds @vriskaesque on twt) https://i.pinimg.com/736x/59/d7/c7/59d7c7e08859154c8353869ae8e52161.jpg

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@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

Honestly like it a bit faded, looks good on you

Thanks! I'm thinking dark 8lue next. Think I can get into your human Hollywood this way?

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@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

Hell yeah, they love a good scene queen over here

Really? Can you make me a star, too? ::::)

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@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

Oh Peaches, you're already a star, I just give the public planetarium with your name on it

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Ugh, you're saying all the right words I wanna hear. You might 8e one of my more favored humans on this site. :::;)

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@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

Thanks, I gotta personable in this line of work anyway, but its always good to hear when its appreciated

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I'll keep in touch, in case I ever wanna 8e a superstar. You're a good contact to have.

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