8AD 8ITCHES TO THE RIGHT
@arachnidsGrip
♫ Now Playing: Money Hungry Hoe- Brokencyde 5'8" of attitude, various substances, and murderous intent.
What are we talking a8out 8ruh i am so fucked up
Are we talking a8out types? I see mine every time I look in a mirror, 8itch!!!!!!!! SEND CHITT
#R-EA-ELS)(IT #B-E-ENSAYIN #TYP-ES)(IT #R-EC)(IT #M-EFORR-E-EL #PUTITINWRITING
I wonder how many people have me 8locked.
Getting fucked up at a concert with someone I met off chittr. If I die, know I died sexy. I also formally decline getting my stomach pumped. #mysterious #idkwhatimtaking #stayhydrated8itches #su8stance
oh, right. god tier. is that reaLLy what you use it for? a fucking backuP PLan for ODing??? #substance
You SO cannot fucking hang. I have seen like zero evidence of you ever 8eing a8le to hang EVER.
So stop acting like you know me, 8uzzkill. God, you are RUINING my high rn!!!!!!!!
#NewProfilePic . The dye is fading out. ::::( (art creds @vriskaesque on twt) https://i.pinimg.com/736x/59/d7/c7/59d7c7e08859154c8353869ae8e52161.jpg
Thanks! I'm thinking dark 8lue next. Think I can get into your human Hollywood this way?
Oh Peaches, you're already a star, I just give the public planetarium with your name on it
Ugh, you're saying all the right words I wanna hear. You might 8e one of my more favored humans on this site. :::;)
Thanks, I gotta personable in this line of work anyway, but its always good to hear when its appreciated
I'll keep in touch, in case I ever wanna 8e a superstar. You're a good contact to have.
Tried to do new sk8 tricks and fell directly on my fucking ass. Someone saw me 8ut I saved myself the em8arrassment 8y mindmagicking them off a fucking cliff. This shit is for losers anyway! >::::(
Should I...text my ex........?
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ALWAYS. THIS HAS LITERALLY NEVER BEEN A BAD IDEA IN THE HISTORY OF ANY TIMELINE THAT HAS EXISTED EVER. I BE HITTING UP MY EXES ON THE REGULAR JUST TO REMIND THEM WHO'S TOP DAWG.
~° It's typically a bad idea. Unfortunately. ~°
I may 8ypass the ex texting for a message from an emo slut on chittr!!!!!!!!!
#nsfw #feet I'd like to formally apologize for my feet post from earlier. I speak my truth unfortun8ly. The st8ment still stands........
実 | I will really pay you to sssssend feet picturesssss, princessssssss.
#nsfw #chittrconfession I ena8le feet fetishists 8ecause I have pretty feet.
-|~~ can we add a #feet tag so i don't have to read ts
♫ Now playing: Demolition Lovers- My Chemical Romance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MY CHEMICAL TROLLMANCE WAS RIGHT THERE, ALWAYS WONDERED WHY THEY DIDN'T PICK THAT. WEIRD.
If you're reading this, you owe me financial compens8ion! I take 8oon8ucks, gold, other various precious stones, and titty pics! ::::)
i really shouldnt be misappropriating even more patreon funds but you drive a hard bargain
You are required 8y law to send me a good 8 million 8oon8ucks, and then some. I can even call my legislacer8or.
Does this work. https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fthumbs.worthpoint.com%2Fzoom%2Fimages6%2F1%2F0923%2F21%2Fvintage-muppets-miss-piggy-cleavage_1_85d0866d2f83db3cdf8e50a981a1b2cc.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=b51a13667e15f52bd1befb0218c5f8cd1e4d98cb6c4f32a930527651a648516e
W[][]at if t[][]e person reading t[][]is isn't getting paid at work, and also is flat? Asking for a colleague.
O[][] of course! I can [][]elp wit[][] your plumbing! *[][]olds a slig[][]tly battered lead pipe*
There are a lot of you who I have seen 8efore 8ut of the opposite gender. And those of you who I haven't seen at all. How many timelines does this chittr shit cross, anyway? And how many of you want to make out.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ME. MEM. EM. MEME. ME. MEM. ME ME.ME ME. ME. MEM, ME,. ME ME. :o)
// Completely off topic this vriska would absolutely be the type to say some shit like “your prettiest problem” in her bio i kind of hate this bitch
Fucked up in the clu8 thinking a8out the fall of the roman empire
Quinctilius Varus, give me back my legions…
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 IF I WAS ROME I WOULDN'T HAVE FALLEN LIKE THAT. JUST SAYING THAT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN ME. I WOULDN'T HAVE LET THERE BE FINANCIAL SHUTDOWNS OR PLAGUE MAN. COULDN'T BE ME, I'M DIFFERENT.
In need of a DJ and a speaker to dance on top of. And may8e another dancer, to whom may or may not 8e the victim of a fall from said speaker onto the dance floor. 8loodshed at the party!!!!!!!!
Purple motherfuckers in my replies fawning over my 8lue 8itch swag. Meanwhile I'm a8out to dye Mituna's hair a full shade of mindfuck-co8alt. Crazy how chittr works in mysterious ways. #8itcheslovepsiionics #nohatetohigh8loodstho #iwantyalltoo
Is the cobalt color itself a cognitohazard? Does it need troll mental architecture to work or does it work on anyone?
:o) I believe it will suit him well. :o) So long as he is happy.
#NewProfilePic Em8racing the look........
>:o( aight motherfucker don't make my ass come over there my patience is just about out with your digusting ass
Guuuuuuuuys...stop fighting in my replies........we can all sort this out amica8ly....at my hive..... :::;)
You're 8rave to think you have a chance. 8ut if you want, you can grovel to show me your unyielding dedic8ion!
Okay guys. Enough of my ass on the timeline for the night. I'll catch you WEIRDOS l8r!!!!!!!!
bYE vRISKA, i ENJOYED, tHE ASS, iT WAS FUN, hOW IT SHOOK BACK AND FORTH, uNREALISTIC MOVEMENTS REALLY BUT, iT WAS A NEAT TOUCH, i THOUGHT, i HOPE YOU HAVE, a NICE SLEEP,
Holy shit. You guys ARE freaks. Well, as promised, here I go... My ass!!!!!!!! https://imgflip.com/gif/anm62u #nsfw ?
congrats spider bitch you just deprivved orphans a their scuttlebugs they wwere lowwbloods anywway though #dontgaf
[Image of crack cocaine goes here that Dirk has just posted. I am not going to find a picture of crack cocaine for this particular bit.]