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Pretty.
Throwing another fact out there, I am such an addict. I drink, smoke, and do pot a lot. If I'm wasted enough at the clu8, I would take just a8out anything! #Vriska #Su8stance
8itch, you ARE hot!!!!!!!! ::::)
I w◎uld r⟁ther spit in y◎ur f⟁ce th⟁n respect m◎st ◎f y◎u. But s◎me ◎f y◎u w◎uld like th⟁t? My nicely p◎lished sh◎e ◎n y◎ur chest ⟁nd me spitting in y◎ur f⟁ce?
When I say I wanna fix a man 8tw,I mean like renovating Frankenstein’s monster, like he’s a science project. Yeah. #nsfw #suggestive
:33< hi im women how can i help :))
:33< thanks i gotta be else im JUST a purrfurt! :33< #nsfw ish
:33< i want to be anti verfied :33< so peopurr should know that im a shifty untrustworthy meowthpurrfurker :33< i do want that knotty badge though i tag my shit!
nobody wwants to die spoiler alert wwe ALL hope our deaths are bloody and vviolent at the hands of the harem a hags that youd only just gotten the courage to introduce to one another wwholl rend flesh from spirit castin you into the eternal purgatory wwhat awwaits scum like me #nsfww
ANY TYPE OF CLOWN PARTY IS GONNA END UP THAT WAY BUT FUCK ARE THEY FUN TO BE AT.
Serpentine love's thighs wrap around me In search for death Drenched in 8lood, the adored and 8eloved Will give in to... Love in cold 8lood 8reathe me in sweet suffering Love in cold 8lood Love's feline eyes in darkness Shine on her we8 Demonized with divine insight We draw our last 8reath Love in cold 8lood 8reathe me in sweet suffering Love in cold 8lood Put me out of my misery Love in cold 8lood 8reathe me in sweet suffering Love in cold 8lood #lyricposting https://open.spotify.com/track/5Efv8yOW7gjh6CJidK3lk2
L3GGG55555
man that aint no anonymous account thats just 1 perchson sayin what they want and pretendin its confisshions
off to the tea party, i guess! [Pictured, Jinx, smiling sheepishly. she's clad in a swing dress, the hem knee length. The color starts dark at the base of the skirt, near navy, only to brighten progressively towards the top in a gradient that ends in her usual shade. Around the deeper blue hue of the dress at the hem, a few lines of the bright blue of her breath symbol twirl upwards, following round the dress. as they swirl closer together, they meet in the middle, as if the winds have brightened the dress up. her shoes are simple, yellow flats. Her thighs covered by white stockings, long gloves to match. on her hip was that purple lucky rabbits foot, a purple bow in her hair, and on her face her usual square frames had been replaced by a teal pair, slightly smaller and a hint more rectangular. her left wrist had a few teal bracelets as well.]
i have been granted unfath0mable p0wer. be afraid. 0u0
New 8oot goofin'!!!!!!!! My old icon made me look a little too dour. https://i.gyazo.com/6a1e46d048a3bac41f4abe7eefa36ac9.png
\ what 1f the th1ngs sa1d t0 y0u 1s "g0 0ff queen! yay!"? can p0s1t1ve v1bes reach y0u? /
#truthnuke
Man, this headboard might go through this wall guys I dunno #nsfw
only got low abv drinks right now which sucks cause i cant get fucked up as quickly #substances
real.
this B-EAC)( deadass pulled up with a hammer the size a my lusus just to beat me yo smh #embarrassin nvm da braids ill fix em up later @ectoBiologist#6844 #meenahmemoriam https://64.media.tumblr.com/3ae4ad2e9392a2f9e4d153b4a2ef8661/b5cc23915fc8f329-53/s1280x1920/80bfe83a03adaf7a3ece4cde5f04de331e0d0687.jpg
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wIlL YoU TaKe aN EtA On tHe aNsWeR?
There is not enough of the Yuri on my timeline.
Tro+llbama wants yuri. Do+n't let o+ur president do+wn. Co+me kiss me, and kiss each o+ther as well.
Someone really needs to tell that puppet that a hot tu8 is a one-way ticket to a moldy stuffing. Frankly, anyone who joins him inside it will 8e immedia8ely and ceremoniously disowned from my social circle. #bonfire
okay freaks pull up 2 the function or else [ A set of coordinates are posted here, sharing the location of a bonfire party. It is open invitation, free for any to attend. ] https://msparp.chat/bonfireparty# #substance #nsfw #bonfireparty
yoo im so close to 5k kults before i ask for a verified badge come onn
#stayawakeallnightandpassoutat4pmfriday
Ughhhhhhhh. Getting 8lood out of clothes is so annoying. I LIKED these jeans!!!!!!!!
you hookin up with dat guy now 38?
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SHIT BABY YOU DON'T HAHAVE TO TELL ME TWICE.
Freaky Friday? No. Fat 8east Friday. #fat8eastfriday https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/363209096134000652/1492173194419765301/20260409_004313.jpg?ex=69da5e14&is=69d90c94&hm=b60babd3cf695adcf233a2ebd5e88b59fea03eeb1a1ec522b19601dac2bc0acc&
aint participatin on dis freaky nonsense today i gotta fight sonemone plus W)(Y would i wanna be anyone else duh #freakyfriday my bass
Verily, this job seems to be one of which mine own skills shalt be under-utilized! Alas, 'tis the only thing I could have found under such short notice, and truthfully, I desire the pocket change. I am quite looking forward to a pleasant, easy-going shift, however! https://images2.imgbox.com/de/49/9I2YGNrv_o.png
wait did you get body swapped? thats what that movie is about right? :/
God, I wish you could mute threads. Having to watch an ignorant fool hopelessly flirt with people of actual taste and intelligence is truly worsening my day.
wait what (• ▽ •;)
fr34k1nggggg n3rrrddddddd. >8] #v4gu3post1ng
i think i deserve havin attractive ppl havin a physical altercation over me n let me watch thatd b p neat i think personally
https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/SZg8V8eooHCkMfgYDj48nk.jpg Enough 8ush talk and more a8out the Artemis II crew who captured this shot a few nights ago 8y pure luck! 8ecause the mission launch was delayed, the crew found themselves or8iting the moon at the exact moment of an eclipse. Normally, we expect the moon to 8e cast in total shadow from our perspective on Earth. However, the crew was treated to a rare sight where part of the moon remained partially lit. This is due to 'Earthshine', sunlight reflecting off the Earth and 8ouncing 8ack onto the lunar surface!
(( of course i don't mind!!! he literally encourages it in his pinned post lol of which he spouts nsfw / suggestive shit all the time, he's a desperate freak and i love him ))
(( YEAHHH!! a rare cintyx fan!!! lets gooooo thank you for sharing your love to my little chud loser lol )))
Oh, this 8itch knows how to HANG. You and I are gonna get into soooooooo much trou8le together, I can feel it. >::::) You too, 8y the way. :::;*
#1 priority here is following or 8locking every single Serket to 8light this we8site. Second priority is getting mad 8itches. #serketgang #wheresmy8itches
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ i think shes neat . https://files.catbox.moe/njxa0n.png @archiveAddict ]
Due to my embarrassment, you may commit some felonies in my absence. I need to atone.
dont its one fucking catgirl throwing infinite diamond attacks at me
gunna snort a line off his tiddies #nsfw #substance
im losing my fucking mind https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9892a7dffbea.jpg
my favorite. users. - anyone who. participates. in beetleweek. - people who. like my posts. - my mutuals. :) - special. shoutouts to. @deathlessDeadwood . @chillerAficionado . @barackObama . @hollywoodGodhead . :)
// i drew this a whiiiiiiiile back of his parts. https://64.media.tumblr.com/a64d488a35191eb78662d2ddfd727cd8/86b7d5f29543dc28-07/s1280x1920/d36a92b5150f4a41aaec375bbfd5f5cdb413a559.png
there is a lovweable hateable energy I bring to this wvebsite https://64.media.tumblr.com/5313fd08f43b8e0feabbf7395c1f2e1b/0f30dc808ba0bbff-e0/s400x600/9e87386b179db12cbb38d3db1ff000eff754167b.png
:33 < when mewr mean to me :33 < this is what i look like as i block mew https://pbs.twimg.com/media/fzegb3camaegr9q.png
Couldn't forget my bad bitch now could I?
// I can make a chatroom for the chilis trip. #chilistime or some shit for the tag?
i knowv wvhat eridan im hating @caligulaAscendit! bitch stole my eye. i wvas already on his hate train before any of you got here.
)(ere it is. )(ello, C)(ittr! )(ow are we feeling rig)(t now? Let's get our positive affirmation for today. Repeat after me. 'I give myself permission to be myself.'
HMU, girl <3
You got it, Peaches
I d♡n't really like this ♡utfit my b♡ss picked ♡ut f♡r me, but I still l♡♡k cute!!! <3 https://f2.t♡yh♡u.se/file/f2-t♡yh♡u-se/images/118018161_YSSkjEud8KkbpXq.jpg #suggestive #fatbitch
I may know some wonderful gents who could be of assistance. They can handle the mess while us ladies enjoy some drinks and cards.
No wond3r thi2 chit i2 b3ing 2o 2low http2://i.ibb.co/bMGrM4VB/imag3.png
Yeah b, I got you
i don't put an alarm clock when i sleep. i just leave my cock hanging down the side of my bed and let whoever finds me put two and two together for how to wake me up #nsfw
I'M FINALLY GETTING A GRASP ON WHAT I HAVE TO DO. WHAT I WAS FUCKING HATCHED FOR. I KNOW I'VE SAID THAT A BUNCH OF TIMES OVER THE COURSE OF OUR GROTESQUE EXCUSE FOR A LEGACY BUT. I REALLY MEAN IT THIS TIME.
[pictured: A selfie of Jinx, clad in a massive tee that reads: "you just got reverse burgled"] guess i gotta thank @lilShitpeta for some new pjs.
>+. LOZ FACTS; I'M DIVORCED .+<
i volunteer!
EATING UTENSIL LOCATED IN MEALBLOCK.
I've got a bazooka you can launch them from.
taking applications to be my bunnygirl, line starts owver there #nsfvw
Can w3 go on3 day without you fuck3r2 killing Chittr?
#R-EA-ELS)(IT #B-E-ENSAYIN #TYP-ES)(IT #R-EC)(IT #M-EFORR-E-EL #PUTITINWRITING
little easter treat for my followers. everyone say thank you to the anon that donated a massive amount of money to post this early. full 20 minute video is avaliable if you subscribe. #nsfw #oviposition [Link] [The link leads to his professional account where this kind of stuff lives. It leads to a five minute preview of a video.] [The video is framed so it shows him from his shoulders down. He's completely nude, those scars fully on display. Beside him is a bowl with some textured eggs of various sizes, an ovi-dildo, and of course, lube. He's sitting on a dark gray towel, fully prepared for the mess this is about to likely make. Unlike his collab video, he gets right to it. He settles back into his pillows, legs spread and hole presented to the viewer, picking up the toy. Its fairly long and thick, a dark orange in shade. Along the shaft its textured with slight ridges and bumps. It almost looks *too* big. He picks up the bottle of lube, popping it open with one hand and tipping it over his t-dick. It's white and semi-opaque, and clearly still a bit cold as he sucks in a breath before letting it out of his nose. He lets the lube drip over his dick and down to his hole before he brings the toy's tip to his entrance, smearing it around somewhat to prep himself. Moments later, he sinks it in, letting out a moan as it fills him. The movement is languid, taking the time to fully hilt to the base like the damn professional he is before pulling out and setting a steady pace. With each movement he lets out a gasp and moan, thighs trembling ever so slightly. Of course, this is not the main event. Not with oviposition. After some time, he pulls it out, almost all the way. He reaches over to the bowl and pulls out a large sized egg out, already dipping with lube. He brings it to the base of the toy once the majority of the lube stops dripping, slowly pushing it into the hole with a lewd sounding *ssshlllup*. The shaft of the ovipositer expands as the egg slides down, down, down into his body. He reaches for another, and another, and another. Each egg expands the toy's sides, showing its travel down into his hole. As he starts stuffing himself, his moans and gasps begin increasing in volume until he has himself whimpering. Between each egg he presses the toy inside himself to push back to make more room, letting loose a pitiful moan each time the eggs shift around. It almost seems endless as he continues to fill the toy, the sides stretching and collapsing as each egg moves its way through until it stretches the connection between the ovipositer and his enterance, burying deep within his body. His body shakes, helpless gasps and moans slipping past his lips and echoing within the room he's in. Once the bowl is empty, he keeps the toy in, letting everything settle as he catches his breath for a second. He reaches for the bottle of lube, settling it into the hole of the toy and scooting himself down so his face isn't visible but enough that he can prop the ovipositer up some more. He squeezes the bottle and dumps a fairly considerable amount into it. Once he's satisfied, the toy comes slipping out and he takes a sharp breath inward. He sets the ovi-dildo back beside the bowl and rests his hand on his lower abdomen, waiting. Moments later the first egg slips out with a large amount of lube onto the towel, then another, and another. They pile up in front of him, shifting around ones already 'laid' before they eventually stop in a huge pile of silicone and lubed up mess. Some lube is still dripping out, leaving thin ropes connecting to some of the eggs in the pile. He lets out a heavy sigh once his body is empty and the video ends.]
Its time as an )(eiress to use my finfluence for somet)(ing good. I'll be doing t)(is once a week. 8D I'm calling out cuties! Our first one is @ceremonialAlc)(emy . #callingoutcuties #glubposting
Thanks, I gotta personable in this line of work anyway, but its always good to hear when its appreciated
Oh Peaches, you're already a star, I just give the public planetarium with your name on it
how this post has me feeling https://i.imgur.com/u9juae9.jpeg
(❤ω❤)～ ♡ Okay!!! Back to posting my photos of cute girls!!! („• ᴗ •„) This is another one of the old ones from my collection. It's not the best photo I could have taken, I tried to get sooooo many good shots inside the cafe, but people kept standing in the way! (눈_눈) (￣︿￣) I ended up settling on printing this one, but I had to do so much censoring to protect her identity... Posting online is tough... #candidphotography https://64.media.tumblr.com/93aa1f34bd063ba971b52f52a0dfcae1/f6072e08373432d3-4d/s1280x1920/7b9a49f2275f6600988604387abfa149e3ff9afe.png
Fr0m my very very limited kn0wledge y0u guys suck at flirting
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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ALWAYS. THIS HAS LITERALLY NEVER BEEN A BAD IDEA IN THE HISTORY OF ANY TIMELINE THAT HAS EXISTED EVER. I BE HITTING UP MY EXES ON THE REGULAR JUST TO REMIND THEM WHO'S TOP DAWG.
~° It's typically a bad idea. Unfortunately. ~°
no u shud text cute girls instead
sometimes you gotta read a lil rpf just to feel somethin
wwhat if the sea dwwellers in question are not nosy and in fact #wwoke thank you for the hair tip! shears definitely for me
OH YEAH? i think ill take you up on that, cutie.
TIRED AS A MOTHERFUCKER. just woke up but might sleep more.
We will see if it works, and my kids might hate me for posting this. But, being the best version of yourself is lonely sometimes... #substance https://file.garden/acYGB0TJx2SamzBi/lonelynight.png
(( affectionately, i feel like the one image of the mom in the airport wrangling her kids on child leashes. i swear this site hits midnight est exactly and the nsfwposting immediately spikes up LMAOOO ))
should i roll up at 2pm to absolutely devour this spicy ramen or no
-|~~ can we add a #feet tag so i don't have to read ts
#nsfw #chittrconfession I LIKE FEET.
tight pussy kinda annoying. release me #nsfw
react to this chit and i'll tell you if you're a chud or not.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 #rechit (•́⍜•̀)🎪 NOTHING BETTER THAN A GLASS OF #faygo... 🥤 EXCEPT MAYBE #fatbitches 😄 #yep #i'machaser https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/839917af4b0a.png
#nowplaying -- Rollin' (Air Raid Vehicle) - Limp Bizkit (Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6z2dS5KHgc
D --> How can I possibly pick which muscle picture to pin
i really shouldnt be misappropriating even more patreon funds but you drive a hard bargain
(( this site just continues to evolve b4 my very eyes. its amazing!!!))
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wha t an amazing day 2 be alive
⠀#nsfw
alright which one of you animals defaced my bronze snoop dogg statue on the front lawn an artist made that with their own two hands have you no soul or any respect for the doggfather when i fucking find you youre getting put in the torment nexus
Quinctilius Varus, give me back my legions…
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 IF I WAS ROME I WOULDN'T HAVE FALLEN LIKE THAT. JUST SAYING THAT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN ME. I WOULDN'T HAVE LET THERE BE FINANCIAL SHUTDOWNS OR PLAGUE MAN. COULDN'T BE ME, I'M DIFFERENT.
by popular request my almighty an omnipotent bitch breaker the priapic kraken a the seas fuckin your lusus barkbeast style #nsfww https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/86190e418510.jpg
posted you greedy cunt wwheel
the amp0ras are c0nsistently the funniest pe0ple 0n chittr with0ut even trying and that's unf0rtunate.
Bitches don’t call you at all.
some of you posting shit that has me wondering if the journal factory exploded or something
the real reason i cant fill my quads is cause people refuse to make space for my gun sorry becky but ivve been emotionally invvolvved wwith my penultimate rifle long before your sorry landdwwellin ass strutted onto my shores #nsfww #gunsexual
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WAKE UP, SNORT FENT, DEADLIFT A FORD F-150, SNORT FENT, LEGDAY WORKOUTS, SNORT FENT, HIT UP MY MATESPRIT, SHAWTY COMES OVER, SNORT FENT, STACK PAPER, SNORT FENT, FOLD UP THAT SKINNY LITTLE PRICK KING TUT BACK INTO THE SARCOPHAGUS WHERE HE BELONGS, SNORT FENT, REPEAT. I'M JUST BUILT DIFFERENT. #substance
:o) As much as the offer is appreciated :o) I am the only one at current allowed to touch my hair. :o) Don't take it personally, however. :o) I just have secrets to keep.
i luv seeing sxy babes flrting w echothr, liek yessss!! kiss makout tongue echothr!! nd let me watch <333 #nsfw
Y0U L00K H0777777
congrats spider bitch you just deprivved orphans a their scuttlebugs they wwere lowwbloods anywway though #dontgaf
if scene vvriska posts ass i wwill donate 3m caegars to scuttlebugs for grubs #nsfww #fuckemgrubs #cantgetthestupidjingleoutamyhead
everyone go like @arachnidsgrip#6274’s post now its urgent
this wwas all an elaborate ploy to lead you into a false sense a comfort so i could enact my revvenge after bein broke up wwith an you fell for it na na na na boo boo
officially hit the funny number this calls for yet another celebration so instead of one art offering there will be *two* in the near future so look out for that folks its like christmas up in here https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/024d3e5e98dc.jpg
FAT BITCHES #NSFW
Mother: and whut do we say when the trade arrive?? Me: Fierce is fierce, honey. Mother: gag
I can't help 8ut agree.
ye★h c★n you get me some fr↑es?
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 #rechitt I BEEN SPITTING BARS WITH SASQUATCH IN THE DEEP WOODS SINCE YOUR ENTIRE CASTE WAS STILL A TWITCH IN SOME PREHISTORIC BUG NUTS. BIGFOOT ROLLING UP THE XANAX IN PINE NEEDLES, PASSING THE BLUNT MADE OF MOSS, BOTH OF US SLUMPED AGAINST THE REDWOODS WATCHING THE CONTINENTS DRIFT. #substance
D --> You guys are e%ceptionally desperate
whatever. i guess i'm just glad i wasn't 0n chittr when i was six and marginally m0re unstable than i am n0w 0r y0u'd have seen s0me truly hein0us shit fr0m me.
holy shit
wAIT OH GOD THE, eMPRESS IS ON HERE?? i MEAN, i GUESS IT DOES NOT, mATTER MUCH, aNYMORE BUT,,, tHAT IS STILL, kIND OF, iNTIMIDATING,,,
It's definitely working.