Kelric Stravi
@dourMemorandum
π§ -> Professional Assistant DMs Open For Bookings. Please Specify Needs and Schedule Upon Request. He/Him
π§ -> I'm So Exhausted But I'm Unable To Retire Until I Finish These Contract Manuscript Evaluations. I Usually Don't Have A Problem With Early Mornings. I Need Something To Keep Me Energized. Best Regards, Kelric Stravi
π§ -> How Do You Get Good At Video Games? I Never Had Time To Play Them Before I Started Working And Now When I Try It's Pitiful And Humiliating. Disappointingly, Kelric Stravi
Nothing about this isn't cringe, I'm afraid.
L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L u juz r hatched w1th 1t 0r ur n0t 1 guzz c0uldnt be me 1 waz l1ke pr0 by the t1me 1 c0uld zpeak wut gamez r u even play1n????
honestly you just keep playing until you don't suck. like. practice and stuff. maybe search up tutorials on how to do certain things in certain games if you're curious, ik that helped me beat the more complex fiduspawn battles when i was younger
oh my god everyone else is being assholes in these replies what the actual nugflicking fuck.
π§ -> Thank You For Your Actual Helpful Attempt At Helping Me. Asking For Genuine Advice On This Website Is Like Asking To Get Bashed Over The Head With A Bad. It's Frustrating. Thankful For Your Help, Kelric Stravi
π§ -> Want To Join #fishingfriday But Don't Know How To Fish? Too Busy To Fish? Don't Like Fishing But Can't Stand Watching The Timeline Get Stuck On A New Trend For 45 Minutes Without Participating? I'll Do It For You. Hire Me For A Day And You Will Receive All Of The Fish I'm Able To Catch. Hooked, Kelric Stravi
You should fish for the love of the game, never money
π§ -> It Sounds Like You've Never Been Paid To Fish. Cordially, Kelric Stravi
(β’Μββ’Μ)πͺ THIS SEEMS DESPERATE. I FW THAHAT. I LIKE MY MEN DESPERATE. :o)
I refuse to accept payment for the art, it would taint my passion
π§ -> My Names Is Kelric Stravi, Iβm A Professional Assistant Stationed Within The Executing Administrative Tier Of The Independent Company Assistant Associates ( Ass. & Ass. ) And Iβve Been In This Field For Almost 5 Sweeps. We Provide General Assistance To Anyone For Any Reason, Connecting You With The Correct Troll Who Can Fulfill Your Needs. This Is My Personal Account, So I Will Be Documenting The Work I Get Done. I May Also Post Inspirational Work Media And Whatever Else I Feel Like. This Account Will Be Generally #nsfw After Hours. I Enjoy A Variety Of #substance And Would Like To Meet More Likepanned Individuals. My Dms Are Open For Work Requests Or Whatever Other Inquiries You Think Are Worth My Time. To Be Pinned, Kelric Stravi https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6dbcc0fa6423.png
π§ -> You Miss 100% Of The Shots You Donβt Take. πͺ Winning, Kelric Stravi
(β’Μββ’Μ)πͺ THIS IS REAL AND TRUE. π₯π₯π₯
π§ -> Iβm Probably Nonbinary But I Have A Job So I Don't Really Care About That Right Now. Cheers, Kelric Stravi
π§ -> I've Joined This Site Under The Recommendation Of A Coworker. She Said She Was Able To Make Friends And Even Strike A Few Business Opportunities Using This Platform. If Anyone Reading This Is In Need Of A New Assistant, Feel Free To Contact Me At Your Earliest Convenience. I Can Assist With Anything. I've Assisted With A Lot Of Different Things. There's Nothing I Can't Assist With. Warmly, Kelric Stravi
( αβκβα) < Golly gee, I'm not fixin' fer no assistance or administranglers none, buuut if ya ever find yerself hitchin' 'n itchin' t'be a part of a bigger party, the ICQA offers accreditation for Intravenous Counskulling services!!! Shrink stuff!!!! Talkin' folks through their issues...!!! ( αβκβα) < I'd happily vouch fer ya!!!!!
π§ -> Your Help Is Much Appreciated. Seriously, If You Need Someone To Do Your Laundry Or Something Or... I Don't Know, Keep Up With Your Stabchat Streaks, I'm Available. Best Regards, Kelric Stravi
π§ -> Do They Just Let Anyone Do That? It Seems Kind Of Important. I Don't Have Any Kind Of Prior Education With Intravenous Cannulation. I Mean, I'm Sure I Could Figure It Out, But Still. All The Best, Kelric Stravi
( αβκβα) < Oh, baaaah!!!! Sorry, I don't think I made m'self clear... ( αβκβα); < It's an accreditation program!!! For an Undergrudge's! We pay fer yer courses, room 'n board, a modest stipend...'n you agree t'work fer a trial period 'o two and a half sweeps. All goes well on both sides, yer temporary becomes a permie! ( αβΎΜκ βΎΜα); < Ya gotta be dedicated though!!! It ain't free fundin'!!!! Contingent only on makin' it to a temp!!!! If ya drop out prior t'yer cert, ewe do owe that amount back to the Universiscree... ( αβκβα) < But if yer dedicated, 'n interested in helpin' folks, 'n willin' t'buckle down...could be a wonderful opportunity!!!!
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I m3an 2hit mayb3 I do n33d an a22i2tant. I ju2t giv3 you mon3y and you do 2hit for m3?
π§ -> Correct. The Amount Of Money Is Determined By The Urgency Or Danger Of The Tasks. Most People Just Need Help Staying Organized Or Managing The Business's Social Media Accounts, But There Have Been Stranger Requests. What Do You Think You Need Done For You? Best Regards, Kelric Stravi
[WE ALWAY$ HAVE $POT$ OPEN AT THE KELDAM #ORP. BUILDING! I NEED NEW LAWYER$ THE OLD ONE$ $AID "THEY'RE TIRED OF MY $HIT" WHATEVER THAT MEAN$!]