Kelric Stravi
@dourMemorandum
📧 -> Professional Assistant DMs Open For Bookings. Please Specify Needs and Schedule Upon Request. He/Him
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📧 -> #rechitt Best, Kelric Stravi
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📧 -> Did You Mean To Post This Publicly? Best, Kelric Stravi
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📧 -> Do You Need Assistance? Best Regards, Kelric Stravi
📧 -> I'm Making This #fishingfriday A #phishingfriday To Recount The Importance Of Internet Safety. If You Would Like To Learn More About Phishing Scams And How To Stay Smart Online, Join The Goregle Meets Room For The Presenation Before Lunch Block. Thanks, Kelric Stravi
,,,do you ju$t,,,not have,,,anything better to do,,,or what?,,,
📧 -> My Coworkers And Mutual Acquaintances That Follow This Account Need To Be Protected Against People Like You. Best, Kelric Stravi
📧 -> Redownloaded Grovlr, My Apologies. What Kind Of Selfies Do Highbloods Like? Profile Information? Lack Thereof? #nsfw Requesting Assistance, Kelric Stravi
,,,gro$$,,,don't grovel it'$ pathetic,,,
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Simple. An image of your ches†, no face. Basic informa†ion.
Seeing †he land†roll form in i†s essence, especially for †hose of us closer †o †he sea, is fascina†ing.
📧 -> I'll Take Some Then. I Prefer Faceless For Those Sorts Of Endeavors Anyway. Are You Active On The App? My Thanks, Kelric Stravi
📧 -> Degrade Myself? I Cannot Tell If You're Joking, My Apologies. If You Are Joking, I'd Say That It Is A Humorous Quip In The Essence Of The Hinted Explicitness Of This Post. Perhaps I Laughed At My Desk, Leaned Back To Make Sure No One Was Peeking Over Into My Cubicle, Before Continuing Typing. The Thought Of Debasing Oneself For A Stranger Is Hilarious. If You Are Not Joking, Dm Me At Your Earliest Convenience. Many Thanks, Kelric Stravi
📧 -> Can't Drink Tonight Due To An Influx Of Work. I Will Be In The Office All Day. My Hands Are Shaking. My Eyes Are Sore From All Of This Reading, I'm Glad. #substance Regrettably, Kelric Stravi
Letting Work Stop You Was Your First Mistake.
📧 -> My Flushed Quadrant Belongs To My Job, Larkso. I Cannot Help Myself. Best, Kelric Stravi
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 DO ANY OF YOU MOFOS ALSO EVER GET THE URGE TO JUST GO FULL MAD MAX ON A MUTHAHAFUCKER? LIKE FULL SCUTTLEBIKES IN THE BADLANDS TYPE SHIT? THE CLOWNS YEARN FOR MAD MAX. :o/
📧 -> I'm 6' Even. Vertically, Kelric Stravi
,,,you've forgotten there are people,,,who know you irl on,,,thi$ web$ite,,,
Man, planning an 3normou2 3v3nt i2 a lot of work LMAO who woulda thought.. Wh3r3'2 that p3r2on who wa2 looking to b3 2om3on32 a22i2tant im hiring fuuuck
📧 -> I'm Excited To Work With You. Should I Start The Paperwork Process So We Can Begin Filing For A Contract Of Service Between Us? Best Regards, Kelric Stravi
Apologies, everyone. I was focused on the work I was doing and left my husktop open on the other end of my desk, seemingly as a prime contender to be the next victim of my Lusus' terrible habits. He was pushing his head against my keyboard when I looked back, and I was thankful to see he only managed to make one single post before I stopped him.
📧 -> Is He In Need Of Enrichment? I Would Be Able To Set You Up With An A & A Assistant For Tomorrow Night That Would Provide Whatever Means He Requires To Be Entertained. Please Let Me Know Accordingly So I May Begin Paperwork. Best, Kelric Stravi
📧 -> Im So Fucking Lonelu #ssbbstant #ssubstnqace #substnace #substnce Fuck #substance Urs, Kelric Stravi
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📧 -> Yeah I'm So Ujh Pathetic I'm So Gladsomeone Finally Said It I Miss Yyou Sosb Ad Miss U, Kelric Stravi
its everywhere #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/443e0ee1294d.png
📧 -> Hello. I'm Contacting You With An Inquiry As To How To Get Someone To Be As Down Bad As This Individual Is? Thank You In Advance, Kelric Stravi
dont cared didnt aZK PLUZ you havent even maZtered ticK manipulation 🙄
📧 -> Mastered What Respectfully, Kelric Stravi
📧 -> Cansomeone Pick Me Up #subdbance Subsuand #subsnat #subbstance #substance Got It Urs, Kelric Stravi
need some blood donations for a project i;m workin on ;( hmч if Yoч want me to take it the fчn waY thoчgh ;)
📧 -> Is There A Fun Way To Have Blood Removed? Best Regards, Kelric Stravi
i hчnt Yoч down and bleed Yoч oчt like fresh game ;p with consent of coчrse: or not
📧 -> Will I Be Compensated For My Blood? In A Monetary Sense. Is This Legally Binding And Are Consent Forms Already Provided On Attendance? Thanks, Kelric Stravi
goddsss don;t be sчch a bore: jчst hand over the blood and i;ll *maYbe* think aboчt givin Yoч somethin nice in retчrn