#horse
8=l < It is late night 8=l < Things are quiet 8=l < Then you hear it 8=l < Me galloping majestically a% your dash
8=l < Moros rides a %ateboard 8=l < He has been trying to teach me how to "grind" 8=l < It is not working well, due to my legs 8=l < But I have become e%cellent at doing this
8=l < I hate to have to do this 8=l < @centaurTrained
8=l < I can't e%plain but this is Anubis and I
8=l < Moros told me lunch is ready I will be back
#horse https://file.garden/aktV2a_a8SvkUneM/hors.jpg
8=l < I am too late for 8=l < I dislike typing this tag 8=l < "#titstuesday" 8=l < But I offer this picture of me living my best life regardless
O-> https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/52a83ab77c85.gif #horse
8=l < Anonymous a%ed: > fav thing to make? 8=l < Answer: 8=l < That is a great question 8=l < I am act001ly e%tremely fond of making glass sculptures 8=l < They push me to my limits 8=l < Glass melts at 2000 degrees and gloves impair my fine movements so I have to mold while bare handed 8=l < How often have I set myself ablaze because I wasn't wearing fireproof clothing 8=l < My hands are so strong I can snap bones if I squeeze too hard 8=l < So to make delicate thin sculptures tests my %ills and control in a tangible way that I can admire and show off
8=l < I may be BIG and STRONG 8=l < But I am not difficolt to work with
8=l < Feeling good today still 8=l < Love act001ly being in a good mood 8=l < It's such a rare treat and I want to prance
8=l < Deliver unto me 8=l < Dinner
8=l < Take a walk with me
D --> Like or comment on this post and I shall give you one of the funny horse drawings I saw today
(( Can people please tag images of horses with #horse ? I'm scared of horses.... ))
8=l < Many do not know this 8=l < But you know that thing cats are famously known for? 8=l < You scratch their rump and their rear raises with tail up? 8=l < Horses do the same e%act thing 8=l < It is very cute #horse
Speaking of dogs — a fascinating but frankly overrated evolutionary case study, no shade to my resident tenant — I feel obligated, as someone with a functioning prefrontal cortex, to correct the historical record on equine superiority. A thread. Buckle up. This is educational content now. Equus ferus caballus possesses a stay apparatus, a passive ligament-and-tendon locking mechanism in the limbs that permits standing rest with near-zero muscular expenditure, meaning the modern horse achieves thermoregulatory and metabolic efficiency your average terrestrial predator can only dream about. Canis familia...Read more
you dump ONE horse f*cker and everyone 1s up 1n your gr1ll l1ke 'you really hurt the horse f*cker's feel1ngs why d1d you dump the horse f*cker' CUZ HE F*CKS HORSES BRO... 😡🤬🤢
((ooc i got a phobia of horses so any real photos of horses please tag with #horse thank you all <3 ))
I’ll change my ways. Ragebaiting is over. Horseposting resumes.
Like father, like son. #horse
#puppet #horse https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/82aabedf67b4.gif
((if there's gonna be a horse hour can people tag #horse or #horsehour please cus i'm scared of horses <3))
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/279449876b8a.jpg #horse
Anyway, #Horse https://i.imgur.com/r1wD1iE.jpeg
You know what time it is. #Horse https://i.imgur.com/s6LOKjJ.jpeg
🐙🎀💭 https://i.postimg.cc/P5B4Ntxv/IMG-1347.jpg #horse
https://i.postimg.cc/PJss4G2Z/IMG-1344.jpg #horse
https://i.postimg.cc/wTDxn2Nz/IMG-1343.jpg #horse
https://i.postimg.cc/tgjqXxhR/IMG-1339.jpg #horse
😭😭😭 https://i.postimg.cc/8PpLC7bc/IMG-1338.jpg #horse
Anyway, #Horse https://i.imgur.com/bNOVk2o.jpeg
https://i.imgur.com/V4b2QTn.jpeg
if there is ♯onething that will remain ♯consistent about ♯thissite its that A ♯HORSE WILL ♯ALWAYS BE ♯ONLINE
#currentmood https://i.imgur.com/65V9aup.jpeg