Seeing sö many pürples has reminded me... it's been qüite a while since I've stepped fööt in any sört öf clürch. Öhhh, memöries.

𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 me too brother, me too. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀

𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Oh I am sorry, where are my manners?! #honk 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀

Oh gOOdnEss kIn, pErhAps I mIght InvItE yOU tO A sErvIcE? sUrEly thE mEssIAhs ArE hAppy tO hAvE yOU rEtUrn tO thEm!
I'll have tö take yöü üp ön this öffer söme time. Althöügh... I fear nöw I am far töö büsy. Never was a big fan öf sitting still.

𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 I sorta kinda might have been excommunicated from clurch. It was a long time ago in my youth, I may have written some songs about the Clathlic Church... They did not see it as funny as I did though. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀

𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 (( wow I am screwing up, I am so sorry)) Clathlic Clurch 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
I think we'll get alöng... qüite well indeed. My perförmances cöüld always dö with söme müsic. My messages are öpen.

𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Another big news story of year concerned the ecumenical council in Clrome Known as Clatican II Among the things they did In an attempt to make the clurch more commercial Was to introduce the vernacular into portions of the mass, to replace Latin And to widen somewhat the range of music permissible in the cliturgy But I feel that if they really wanna sell the product in- In this clecular age What they ought to do is to redo some of the liturgical music in popular song forms I have a modest example here It's called the Clatican Rag 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀

𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 First you get down on your knees Fiddle with your closaries Bow your head with great respect And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect Do whatever steps you want if You have cleared them with the clontiff Everybody say his own Clrie, cleleison Doin' the Clatican Rag yeah you can probably see why I found this hilarious, but they did not. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀