← @bitterHilarity

Sö müch blabbering and nöt a single thing wörth reading. Sömetimes I wönder why we even böther making wrigglers literate ön this düsty öld röck. Böö Höö.

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[$O THEY #AN READ GRAPH$ FOR THE MANAGER$ MEETING$!]

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Hellx chittr user bitterHilarity... I can see why yxu're cxnsidered bitter but I dxn't much see the hilarity!!! X((( Trxlls are trained in literacy as a requirement tx nxt be culled... That's why... And besides!!! Wxrthwhile reading is all in the glxbes xf the behxlder!!! X)))

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Yöü knöw yöü might jüst be öntö sömething. And here I thöüght the yöüth were önly gööd för a qüick laügh! Why stöp at jüst graphs thöügh? Ever cönsidered having them write yöür repörts? Cöüld be a real time saver!

I bet I'd feel a löt less bitter if yöü were tö give me söme öf yöür wönderfül writing perhaps? My cöffee table has been ön the wöbbly side lately. That wöüld be wörth my while!

Are yxu suggesting yxu'd use my dxcuments as a table leveller... :((( I mean I cxuld definitely prxvide if yxu are at all interested in participating in the rebellixn xr studying the xccult!!! But xtherwise I think I will stick tx purchasing yxu an actual table leveller...??? X)))

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[NO ONE $AID I HAVENT YET!]

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