♣ mediated by @alpineAmbrosia
ʕ ՞ A BuRgER cAkE. WhAt thE fuck is thAt. ՞ ʔ
✿ guys. u wont believe wat just happened. #glurpiweek just got 10 times better. i might even bring 10 million flavordiscs to the party.
u guys arent gonna like RLY kill him right? #eridanweek
if eridans being crucified . . . wont he just come back in three nights ? = ^ _ ^ =
♯yup are they ♯stingingyou
Thank you for your engagement.
dude did you crack my orb
I zhould fire you.
You fucking! Oh my god. Fuck off. Why didn't you do anything?!
Zurprized you think at all.
I fucking hate clownz.
Zhut up.
Do not fucking advertize to them.
ʕ ՞ not thE fuckin timE mAn, i think AuRElE is going to BEAt youR Ass BEfoRE i cAn ՞ ʔ
GET THIZ ZHIT OUT OF MY REPLIEZ!!
Whatever.
ʕ ՞ HEctoR, my hAtchmAtE. Who I cARE ABout A lot. I don’t fucking BEliEvE you. ՞ ʔ
For fuck'z zake Hector!
Hector. Ztop giving zhit away.
Thank you for your kind wordz! We do our beezt to provide the beezt zervice in Alternia for our wonderful clientle. Bzz bzz!
Yez! We love our line of work and do our beezt to dutifully zerve!
We will bee waiting to hear back from you on your experience! Bzz bzz!
It'z certainly a help to have zo many handz! Bzz bzz!
We try our beezt to bee the cutezt beeez on the block! Bzz bzz!
Pleaze do not write explicit content of our workerz! We are real people too! Bzz bzz!
A little bit about uz: Formed by the three Douzen brotherz, our zmall buzinezz pridez ourzelvez on our quality and cuztomer zervice. If you aren't zatizfied, WE aren't zatizfied. Our honey iz harvezted ethically and iz uzed in all our productz to provide the beezt flavor experience for you. We can't wait to get you in a zeat at our cozy little bakery down by the fringez of the city where the woodz meet the buzy ztreetz! Cultivate your relaxing moment at #BakerzDouzen.
New honey bunz in ztock! Baked in houze by Horace Douzen. The Douzen brotherz have worked hard conztructing their zmall buzinezz from the ground up! Our collaboration of frezh honey and deliciouz baked treatz meanz more yummy goodiez for you!
Fantaztic! We will put you down for a Douzen! Juzt kidding! But we will bee open until the zun comez up! Don't mizz your chance to buy them frezhly baked!
That'z beecauze it iz!
The bakery haz beeen verified! Now you know we're legit! Come ztop by for a warm honey tea. Bzz bzz!
On the eazt zide of the city! We're located on the fringez near the woodz.
Latitude: 42.527658 | Longitude: -75.407748
We do! Our paztriez are not cheap wazte! They are quite marvelouz little treatz with the crizpiezt crunchiezt flaky pie cruzt with a zweet fruit filled center. Bzz bzz!
Of courze! We hope to zee you zoon! Bzz bzz!
Zale today on honey-lemon piez! Don't mizz your chance on our buy one get one deal. Frezhly baked everyday! Bzz bzz!
Buzy beeez are back at it again! Vizit the Douzen Brother Bakery for the frezhezt piez on all of Alternia!
Buzy beeez are baking! Are there any dizhez you'd like to zee? Bzz bzz!
Goodz ztraight out the oven at the Baker'z Douzen! Bzz bzz!
Get your zugary fill with our latezt cinnabonz! A cinnayummy mixture of deliciouz warm bread with a zugary mix on top! Bzz bzz!
Wake up! Groan and glow! The moonz are out and the baking iz frezh az ever. We can't wait to bee the beezt part of your night! Bzz bzz!
All out of ztock for tonight! What zort of treatz are you looking for tomorrow? Keep an eye out for our zpeciality double moon piez with a dual flavor of zweet and zavory!
Vaguepozt thiz, vaguepozt that! We are 100% tranzparent that we want you at our bakery eating our deliciouz treatz!
Rize and grind! Finizh out the week ztrong with our groan and glow coffee! ☕️ Pair it with our delectible frezh baked beearclawz for a grrrreat night!
httpz://i.imgur.com/UHe0XAw.jpeg The gang'z all here! (Right to left: Finley Douzen, Horace Douzen [@beearizhBaker], Hector Douzen [@alpineAmbrozia], and Aurele Hemali [@avidApiarizt]) ||Art creditz: arterozze||