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Hector Douzen

@alpineAmbrosia

hello. visit us. 42.527658" N, -75.407748" W

Blood: CobaltAge: 28 years13 sweepsKult Score: 376Kull Score: 5675 followers 3 following

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@alpineAmbrosia[AA]

sometimes i think to myself.

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@avidApiarist[AA]

Zurprized you think at all.

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@alpineAmbrosia[AA]

why. everyone thinks.

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@avidApiarist[AA]

You definitely don't act like you do.

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@alpineAmbrosia[AA]

yes. that is the tri{k. by the way spades sli{k has stolen more honey.

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@avidApiarist[AA]

You fucking! Oh my god. Fuck off. Why didn't you do anything?!

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@alpineAmbrosia[AA]

we are fresh off of a hibernation. i was napping. also some i{e {ream is gone too. less important.

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@avidApiarist[AA]

I zhould fire you.

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@alpineAmbrosia[AA]

not how that works :}

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@alpineAmbrosia[AA]

we are 4 gallons of honey ri{her.

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@waningCatastrophe[WC]

guys, i cant wait 4 #eridanweek 2 be over so we can have #glurpiweek FINALLLEEEE xP

#glurpiweek #eridanweek

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@alpineAmbrosia[AA]

we {an {ater.

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@waningCatastrophe[WC]

dis is huge news @glurpMaster

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@glurpMaster[GM]

✿ big news can i hav a big burga @alpineAmbrosia

@alpineAmbrosia

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@alpineAmbrosia[AA]

no. we are a bakery. but i will ask.

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@glurpMaster[GM]

✿ fukkkk can i have one big burga cake

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@alpineAmbrosia[AA]

yes.

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@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

Can some of yall donate hate reacts on my post on the loathed page, I'm sick of seeing Caliborn on top again lol.

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@alpineAmbrosia[AA]

ok.

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Shitpeta #fightme Leijon

@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< effurryone n33ds to meow! :33< NYOW!!!

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@alpineAmbrosia[AA]

ok.

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@alpineAmbrosia[AA]

i think the {lowns would enjoy bakers douzen. we have good pastries. go there. thanks.

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@avidApiarist[AA]

Do not fucking advertize to them.

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@bitterHilarity[BH]

Wönderfül idea.

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@alpineAmbrosia[AA]

what. why. they would.

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@avidApiarist[AA]

Don't come.

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@bitterHilarity[BH]

:)

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@alpineAmbrosia[AA]

we deliver too. so order instead i guess.

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@bitterHilarity[BH]

Öh I'd hate tö be any tröüble. I'll make süre tö swing by and pick üp a tö gö myself. I hear great thing's already.

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@alpineAmbrosia[AA]

great.

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@jadeyHarls[JH]

so the nuke theory was right or?

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@alpineAmbrosia[AA]

yes.

@gullibleColumnist[GC]

READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ ohgom y god fuck whath shappened ]

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@alpineAmbrosia[AA]

what happened.

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dave with three Es

@taciturnGodhead[TG]

you can always add "morally" to a question for no reason to make things just a lil bit more fun if not confusing

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@alpineAmbrosia[AA]

do you morally support lo{al businesses.

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@eclecticEngineer[EE]

[BEGIN CHIT] THE CREW Iz N0T TA1KING T0 ME Az MUCH. :( PE0P1E zH0U1D AzK ME QUEzTI0Nz HERE INzTEAD. :) [END CHIT]

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@alpineAmbrosia[AA]

do you eat pastries.

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@eclecticEngineer[EE]

[BEGIN CHIT] N0! I D0 N0T NEED T0 EAT. THERE Iz A TUBE THAT MAKEz zURE I HAVE THE NUTRIENTz I NEED T0 zURVIVE. [END CHIT]

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@alpineAmbrosia[AA]

this is tragi{. you are missing out. tell them to put honey in the tube.

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@twentyfourCarat[TC]

Girl (Girl) Ugh - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -

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@mercurialGorepriest[MG]

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I THOUGHT YOU DIED.

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@alpineAmbrosia[AA]

are you dead or alive. my hat{hmate wants to know.

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@twentyfourCarat[TC]

Oooooo, I only died that first timeeee (Mmmm) And they brought me back like those Betty Crocker Mug Treats™ I lovve so much, girl (So much) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -

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@alpineAmbrosia[AA]

wel{ome ba{k.