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Klefti Loving

@cuddlyCutthroat

Just d♡ing it f♡r the l♡ve ♡f the game ૮꒰˶  - ˕ -꒱ა || he/him || walking train wreck

Blood: PurpleAge: Kult Score: 658Kull Score: 8317 followers11 following
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(( OOC. This account will contain dark themes such as mentions of #gore, #sexual-violence/abuse, #suicidal-thoughts, #self-harm, #struggling-with-identity, #drug-abuse and #nsfw junk If ANY of these make you uncomfortable, please don’t interact and block this account. I don’t mean to make anyone uncomfortable at all )) [ UPDATE ] (( Klefti is a troll with a heart full of holes and a brain that never quite learned how to sit still. He was raised by a Lusus that was more interested in grazing a field than actually taking care of the wriggler dropped on its doorstep, so Klefti learned early that the only way to get noticed was to make noise.. very loud, messy, bleeding noise. And well..it got him what he wanted. At a price. That lesson stuck. He is constantly getting into trouble, looking for trouble, needing attention, wanting attention, or just needing an escape from all the thoughts inside his brain craving it like oxygen even when it comes wrapped in knives and screams. If you give him even a sliver of focus he will latch onto it with every cracked piece of himself and refuse to let go until one of you is broken. He is usually on something that leaves him utterly useless, and he is not drugged up out of his mind anymore, he is just confused, rude or well..himself. Something he hates to be. He is kinda a dimwit and nothing more than a stupid person with internet access. Also he makes typos/errors OH NO THE HORROR!! he sucks, I love him so much!! - 🍬 ))

♡k finally g♡ing t♡ sleep. Pray the messiahs let me wake up with a bulge in my m♡uth!! #nsfw

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Sleepy and irritated af. Next pers♡n t♡ see this has t♡ eat 50 P♡peyes biscuits. N♡ bev

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@dStrides[DS]

fuck you

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I d♡n’t make the rules #s♡rryn♡ts♡rry

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@dStrides[DS]

you literally made the rules

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N♡ i didn’t. Plus it can’t be THAT bad anyways <3

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@dStrides[DS]

hopatel

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but i'm not hungry!!!!!

♡h well!!

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noooooooooooo

Get t♡ it dear <3

Literally can’t sleep..But t♡ h♡p ♡n the trend. I’m 5 feet. Yes Ik it’s extremely sh♡rt f♡r a purple..</3

G♡nna jerk my shit then fall asleep..night gumdr♡ps <3 #nsfw

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A ♡rgy with all g♡ld bl♡♡ds s♡unds like a g♡♡d idea rn.. #nsfw

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⚇ Parables 31:4 ⚇ "The wind battered Perrius as he ascended the mountaintop, bitter cold biting into his flesh as his skin was tortured by the rocks and debris. Eventually, after a long turmoil, Perrius stood at the mountain's peak, staring out over the moonlit valleys and the distant light of civilisation. There, he stood nude against the elements, pondering why the hell the Messiahs had sent him up on this quest. What was it for? He would surely die up here. What was the purpose? The meaning? And in but a moment he understood. There was none. This was all just a big practical motherfucking joke." ⚇ #Mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇

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If I supp♡rt #GLURPIWEEK, d♡es that mean I can be ♡ne ♡f the c♡♡l purples?.

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yaz

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✿ yeah bro u will be da coolest of purple nurples

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xx_YAAazz_xx

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I d♡n’t kn♡w if my matesprit has pitch feels f♡r me ♡r n♡t..she keeps hating my p♡sts..</3 #quadrantvacillati♡n

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Being a purple bl♡♡d kinda sucks bulge s♡metimes..and in b♡th ways #suggestive

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Idk man b3ing a purpl3 kind of kick2 hard-cor3 a22 if you a2k m3

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Maybe i sh♡uld l♡♡k ♡n the brighter side..y♡u might be right

Daisy daisy give y♡ur answer due..I’m half crazy all f♡r the l♡ve ♡f y♡u.. #lyricsp♡sting

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iT WoNt bE A StYlIsH MaRrIaGe! i cAnT AfFoRd a cArRiAgE

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It won't be a stylish marriage I can't afford a carriage

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I need s♡me♡ne t♡ fall t♡ their knees and w♡rship me like the Messiahs.. #nsfw #religi♡us

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:33< okay :))

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♡mg is that s♡me♡ne with the same typing quirk as me?..

Why are s♡me pe♡ple calling Jane the new #m♡thergrub? She c♡uld never. </3

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♡h t♡ be fucked silly..what a dream.. I miss my mate..<\3 #nsfw

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I need meat in my m♡uth rn.. #nsfw #iwantmeat

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i regullarlly hunt llarge ferocious beasts in my deadlly forest. if you are in need i can spare some of the spoills of the hunt

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N♡t what i meant but that can w♡rk f♡r n♡w..

L♡wkey wish I went..fuck.. #eridanweek #iwantcandy ..but meat d♡esn’t s♡und t♡ bad. #iwantmeat

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..they’re in the walls. I CAN HEAR THEM. #substance

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I’m actually g♡nna g♡ take a G♡♡D drug. Instead ♡f whatever y♡u l♡sers are taking. Brb #substance

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Am I jeal♡us?? Yes. D♡ I regret n♡t g♡ing? N♡. W♡uld I c♡nsider g♡ing next time? Pr♡bably. I’m already in ♡ne cult. I d♡n’t need t♡ be in an♡ther. And I certainly d♡ n♡t want t♡ marry ♡r d♡ whatever t♡ that ugly ass vi♡let bl♡♡d. #cult #eridanweek #ID♡NTwantcandy

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See. N♡w pe♡ple are p♡sting dumb shit. Y♡U ARE UNDER SPELLS PE♡PLE. #eridanweek