♦ pitied by @cuddlyCutthroat
https://i.postimg.cc/pLhbPXLc/Untitled²³6-²0²604¹0¹844³6.png I will keep this post brief as to not overshadow the image. I am still hard at work - but any feedback on my form, information on trainers, or comments otherwise would be greatly appreciated. ( #nsfw ? Perhaps, for my bare-naked upper body. )
how to larp as a purpleblood: 1) never stop talking about your bulge @ dont forget to mention the absolutely gigantic size of it every single second 2) always lie about your height @ give it at least 5 foot more than you actually are 3) post some clown bullshit occassionally so no one would accuse you of faking your religious devotion @ u dont have to know who the mirthful messiahs are just throw their names wherever it seems fitting 4) use the most fucking annoying and impossible to read text color you can think of @ who cares that most of chittr users use dark theme profit

i just sneezed so hard wvater wvent dowvn the wvrong pipe and out my gills and i havwe nevwer been so uncomfortable in my entire life.

oh my god fuuuuck i need 2 look cool & nonchalant now that i kno calmasis is on this website FUUUUCCCCK

http2://i.ibb.co/kVyDWkFr/imag3.png You guy2 w3r3 2o clo23..
II miss my ex situationship so fucking much. Fuck

YOU WISHED YOU HAD WHAT I DID
*Hssssst* {〷} ahhh fuck. cutt my hand on θome glaθθ. ugh. €〱 *paah*
1M 4BOUT TO P1SS MYS3LF
I HAD A SOPOR SLIME PIE AND I NEED TO WATCH LA LA LAND #SUBSTANCES
how the fuck you expect me tah be this big and not pity every single one of yall? i could fall and cull like four of yah!

Clowns are not hot. They're weird.
{{ Be disappointed it's not a Lowblood... }}
l00k11ng f0r h0t s11ngle jades 11n my area any0ne wanna b11te

Like this post for coffee, pity for breakfast. And if you have dietary restrictions or requests, reply?

i completely lost my train of thought...
hear me out #nsfw https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1438444754022043650/1491684714866675853/image0.jpg?ex=69d89726&is=69d745a6&hm=244b8d9432dc02e7f8f76ce54629fab0f9d51552278d3ad6e37ecd2c827833dc&
+negative aura if ur sibling has to help u get bitches btw

Bruh I'm gonna g3t 2o fuck3d up h3llo again poor d3ci2ion making 2kill2 #2ub2tanc32
$-$-$ guess who fuk!n overslept lawl d!s clown™
checks out #nsfw #abo https://file.garden/adRzmJ6hMw6EHCJX/Screenshot%202026-04-08%20233724.png?v=1775705860425

i am afraid i have only bad and extremely ill advised advice for this specifically

im fucking devastated #nsfw jic https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/624fa6d05a8d.jpg
im just going to flop over and yell
I Think My Coworkers Saw My Omegaverse Post. #nsfw
do people even find girls who moan from handjobs hot? no? okay fine i'll leave then if everyone hates me so much :/ #nsfw
A Moment Of Silence For My Home Cut Bangs. You Will Be Missed.
shooting my shot messiahs be with me

god will keep givign the worst tummy aches 2 the hottest of boys
1 w1Ssh. My m4t3Sspr1t h4Ss 4pp4r3ntly Ssworn to n3v3r h4rm m3 or wh4t3v3r 😔

at least damara is coming over to clean my hive...
Horses are okay, but that one gives me a dreadfully overwhelming sense of impending doom.

You think someone would do that? Go on chittr and call themself chillerAficionado and not have opinions about horror, thriller, chiller, etc into infinity????? Fuck, did you guys think I just really like refrigerators or something
♨𝒯✿✿k ෆyself ✿ut f✿r a bit and g✿t ෆy hive cleaned up...𝒟✿es any✿ne kn✿w what 𝐼 can d✿ ab✿ut the deceased tr✿ll in ෆy spare respitebl✿ck﹖ ≈:,( #g✿re #cw-suicide #b✿dyh✿rr✿r #needingadviceandsupp✿rt❤︎
HHHhhhhhh... Chhhittr please, it's slowing... But don't go down! I need hhhighhhbloods to live... I need to keep seeing thhhem... hhhhhh don't send me back to grubbook, thhhey won't let me into thhhe hhhighhhblood groups to lurk. hhhhhh Thhhe hhhighhhest blood thhhat works at my office is just a cerulean, it's not enoughhh ;;;;
its so lonely being at the top. being this successful and handsome makes the cats around here too intimidated to approach me. this is probably vwhy my dms are alvways empty. you guys dont havwe to be shy. (hot people dm only though, please.)

FUCK. I keep misgendering people. I'm so sorry please I am #woke my best friend is a they fuck don't cancel me. Im so sorry Beetle they
♨𝐼 think 𝐼'ෆ g✿ing t✿ be sick, ✿h ෆy 𝒢✿g. 𝐵een kn✿cking ✿n his d✿✿r f✿r the past like, tw✿-f✿ur days﹖﹖ 𝒯𝐻𝐼𝒮 𝐻𝒜𝒫𝒫𝐸𝒩𝒮﹖﹖ #cw-suicide #g✿re #b✿dyh✿rr✿r

ok im aИ ass iИ flirtiИg damИ

Pi223d...fml
>>| sounds like my wish that'll never come true.

I miss him.

:((((((((((( #angst #yuck #notfeelinggood #feelingverybad #bad
jussst tried closssing the door of my THERMAL HULL and accidentally ssslammed MY FUCKING BULGE with it. might jussst BURN DOWN SSSOMEBODY'SSS HIVE #nsssfw
WYD1N 1F UR LU5U5 W4LK5 1N 0N Y0U 83471NG Y0UR M347 M1N35 D34D 50 7H15 5H175 0N 7H3 HYP07H371C4L #NSFW

Good morning, all. Holy cow, my birthday is rapidly approaching. The date almost slipped my mind.
feed me pity, my boyfriend accidentally rolled over my toes when we got hive. #ow
I think... I don't like #ERIDANWEEK anymore.
i have a habit of liking a chitt then realizing the poster can probably see that i did so and then i unlike it and just pray nobody saw or cares, which usually they don't. which is good.
my cock!!! the "length" post was about my cock okay?? my dick is 9'1 inches!!! i'm "hung"!!! i thought i made it obvious with the tag but noooo people thought i was some nine foot giant >~< #nsfw #cocktroubles
TRICKSTER ME. 🤤🤤🤤 #IWANTTHAT
Don't know how i got access to a weird idiot site run by weird idiot aliens but at least there's no humans here.
꩜My moirail mocked my extensive collection of colourful bike hornS. My pale quadrant is empty agaiN. I deserve so much betteR. ꩜

SHOULD I HAVE BEEN AT ERIDAN WEEK TODAY??
Chitting From Under A Table… Please Send Help…

Soorry foor crashing chittr servers i goot stuck in the wires and can't get oout 8(
*makes me question my sanity whatever

DOES ANYONE ELSE GET INSANELY ROMANTICALLY FRUSTRATED??? UNUSUAL KRAB POST I KNOW.

i thingk im having a crissis of identity rn .........
fuck you guys im gonna draw men kissing.
Every Time I Post A Nude The Site Crashes. There Has To Be A Connection. #nsfw

I will be finding pages for the rest of my fucking life.
found a party gonna wander in, if i get culled i’ll let you know lmfao







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